by James Joyce
rish soup all days.
then will singingsing tomorrows gone and
How matches
yesters outcome as Satadays aftermoon lex
metroosers?
leap smiles on the twelvemonthsminding?
Le h‚los tombaut
Such is. Dear (name of desired subject, A.N.),
soul sur la jambe
well, and I go on to. Shlicksher. I and we
de marche.
(tender condolences for happy funeral, one
if) so sorry to (mention person suppressed for
the moment, F.M.). Well (enquiries after all-
healths) how are you (question maggy). A
lovely (introduce to domestic circles) pershan
of cates. Shrubsher. Those pothooks mostly
she hawks from Poppa Vere Foster but these
curly mequeues are of Mippa’s moulding.
Shrubsheruthr. (Wave gently in the ere turn-
ing ptover.) Well, mabby (consolation of
shopes) to soon air. With best from cinder
Christinette if prints chumming, can be when
desires Soldi, for asamples, backfronted or,
if all, peethrolio or Get my Prize, using her
flower or perfume or, if veryveryvery chum-
ming, in otherwards, who she supposed adeal,
kissists my exits. Shlicksheruthr. From Auburn
chenlemagne. Pious and pure fair one, all has
concomitated to this that she shall tread them
lifetrees leaves whose silence hitherto has
shone as sphere of silver fastalbarnstone, that
fount Bandusian shall play liquick music and
after odours sigh of musk. Blotsbloshblothe,
one dear that was. Sleep in the water, drug at
the fire, shake the dust off and dream your one
who would give her sidecurls to. Till later
Mai maintenante
Lammas is led in by baith our washwives, a
THE PART
elle est venuse.
weird of wonder tenebrous as that evil thorn-
PLAYED BY
Two Dons Johns
garth, a field of faery blithe as this flowing wild.
BELLETRI-
Threes Totty
Aujourd’hui comme aux temps le Pline et de
PAX-BEL-
Askins.
Columelle la jacinthe se plait dans les Gaules,
LUM.
Also Spuke
la pervenche en Illyrie, la marguerite sur les
MUTUOMOR-
Zerothruster.
ruines de Numance 1 et pendant qu’autour d’elles
PHOMUTA-
A saxum shillum
les villes ont chang‚ de maŒtres et de noms, que
TION.
for the sextum
plusieurs sont entr‚es dans le n‚ant, que les
SORTES VIR-
but nothums for
civilisations se sont choqu‚es et bris‚es, leurs
GINIANAE.
that parridge
paisibles g‚n‚rations ont travers‚ les ages et sont
INTERROGATION.
preast.
arriv‚es jusqu’… nous, fraŒches et riantes comme
EXCLAMATION.
aux jours des batailles. 2
Margaritomancy! Hyacinthinous pervinci-
veness ! Flowers. A cloud. But Bruto and
Cassio are ware only of trifid tongues 3 the
whispered wilfulness, (’tis demonal!) and sha-
dows shadows multiplicating (il folsoletto nel
falsoletto col fazzolotto dal fuzzolezzo), 4 to-
tients quotients, they tackle their quarrel. Sicka-
moor’s so woful sally. Ancient’s aerger. And
eachway bothwise glory signs. What if she
love Sieger less though she leave Ruhm moan?
That’s how our oxyggent has gotten ahold of
half their world. Moving about in the free of
the air and mixing with the ruck. Enten eller,
either or.
And!
Nay, rather!
1 The nasal foss of our natal folkfarthers so so much now for Valsing-
giddyrex and his grand arks day triump.
2 Translout that gaswind into turfish, Teague, that’s a good bog and
you,
Thady, poliss it off, there’s nateswipe, on to your blottom pulper.
3 You daredevil donnelly, I love your piercing lots of lies and your
flashy
foreign mail so here’s my cowrie card, I dalgo, with all my exes, wise
and sad.
4 All this Mitchells is a niggar for spending and I will go to the
length of
seeing that one day Big Mig will be nickleless himself.
Tricks stunts.
With sobs for his job, with tears
ANTITHESIS OF AMBI-
Truckeys’ cant
for his toil, with horror for his squalor
DUAL ANTICIPATION.
for dactyl and
but with pep for his perdition,1 lo, the
THE MIND FACTORY,
spondee.
boor plieth as the laird hireth him.
ITS GIVE AND TAKE.
Panoplous pere-
Boon on begyndelse.
AUSPICIUM.
grine pifflicative
At maturing daily gloryaims! 2
AUGURIA.
pomposity.
A flink dab for a freck dive and a stern poise
DIVINITY
for a swift pounce was frankily at the manual
NOT DEITY
arith sure enough which was the bekase he
THE UNCER-
knowed from his cradle, no bird better, why
TAINTY JUS-
his fingures were giving him whatfor to fife
TIFIED BY
with. First, by observation, there came boko
OUR CERTI-
and nigh him wigworms and nigh him tittlies
TUDE.
and nigh him cheekadeekchimple and nigh
EXAMPLES.
him pickpocket with pickpocketpumb, pick-
pocketpoint, pickpocketprod, pickpocket-
promise and upwithem. Holy Joe in lay
Eden. 3 And anyhows always after them the
dimpler he weighed the fonder fell he of his
null four lovedroyd curdinals, his element cur-
dinal numen and his enement curdinal marryng
and his epulent curdinal weisswassh and his
eminent curdinal Kay O’Kay. Always would
he be reciting of them, hoojahs koojahs, up by
rota, in his Fanden’s catachysm from fursed to
laced, quickmarch to decemvers, so as to pin the
tenners, thumbs down. And anon an aldays,
strues yerthere, would he wile arecreating em
om lumerous ways, caiuscounting in the
scale of pin puff pive piff, piff puff pive poo,
poo puff pive pree, pree puff pive pfoor, pfoor
puff pive pippive, poopive, 4 Niall Dhu,
1 While I’ll wind the wildwoods’ bluckbells among my window’s weeds.
2 Lawdy Dawdy Simpers.
3 But where, O where, is me lickle dig done?
4 That’s his whisper waltz I like from Pigott’s with that Lancydancy
step.
Stop.
Non plus ulstra,
Foughty Unn, Enoch Thortig, endso one, like
Elba, nec, cashel-
to pitch of your cap, pac, on to tin tall spilli-
bum tuum.
cans. 1 To sum, borus pew notus pew eurus
Dondderwedder
pew zipher. Ace, deuce, tricks, quarts, quims.
Kyboshicksal
Mumtiplay of course and carry to their whole
number. Wh
ile on the other hand, traduced
by their comedy nominator to the loaferst
terms for their aloquent parts, sexes, suppers,
oglers, novels and dice. 2 He could find (the
rakehelly!) by practice the valuse of thine-to-
mine articles with no reminder for an equality
of relations and, with the helpings from his
tables, improduce fullmin to trumblers, links
unto chains, weys in Nuffolk till tods of
Yorek, oozies ad libs and several townsends,
several hundreds, civil-to-civil imperious
gallants into gells (Irish), bringing alliving
stone allaughing down to grave clothnails and
a league of archers, fools and lurchers under
the rude rule of fumb. What signifieth whole
that 3 but, be all the prowess of ten, ’tis as
strange to relate he, nonparile to rede, rite and
reckan, caught allmeals dullmarks for his
nucleuds and alegobrew. They wouldn’t took
bearings no how anywheres. O them dodd-
hunters and allanights, aabs and baas for
agnomes, yees and zees for incognits, bate
him up jerrybly! Worse nor herman doror-
rhea. Give you the fantods, seemed to him.
They ought to told you every last word first
stead of trying every which way to kinder
smear it out poison long. Show that the
1 Twelve buttles man, twentyeight bows of curls, forty bonnets woman
and every youthfully yours makes alleven add the hundred.
2 Gamester Damester in the road to Rouen, he grows more like his deed
every die.
3 Slash-the-Pill lifts the pellet. Run, Phoenix, run!
A stodge An-
median, hce che ech, interecting at royde
gleshman has
angles the parilegs of a given obtuse one bis-
been worked by
cuts both the arcs that are in curveachord
eccentricity.
behind. Brickbaths. The family umbroglia.
An oxygon is no-
A Tullagrove pole 1 to the Height of County
turally reclined
Fearmanagh has a septain inclinaison 2 and the
to rest.
graphplot for all the functions in Lower
Ba be bi bo bum.
County Monachan, whereat samething is rivi-
sible by nighttim, may be involted into the
zeroic couplet, palls pell inhis heventh glike
noughty times ì , find, if you are not literally
cooefficient, how minney combinaisies and per-
mutandies can be played on the international
surd! pthwndxrclzp!, hids cubid rute being
extructed, taking anan illitterettes,ififif at a tom.
Answers, (for teasers only). 3 Ten, twent, thirt,
see, ex and three icky totchty ones. From
solation to solution. Imagine the twelve
deaferended dumbbawls of the whowl above-
beugled to be the contonuation through
regeneration of the urutteration of the word
in pregross. It follows that, if the two ante-
sedents be bissyclitties and the three come-
seekwenchers trundletrikes, then, Aysha Lali-
pat behidden on the footplate, Big Whiggler 4
restant upsittuponable, the NCR 5 presents to
us (tandem year at lasted length!) an otto-
mantic turquo-indaco of pictorial shine by
pictorial shimmer so long as, gad of the gidday,
pictorial summer, viridorefulvid, lits asheen,
1 Dideney, Dadeney, Dudeney, O, I’d know that putch on your poll.
2 That is tottinghim in his boots.
3 Come all ye hapney coachers and support the richview press.
4 Braham Baruch he married his cook to Massach McKraw her uncle-in-
law who wedded his widow to Hjalmar Kjaer who adapted his daughter to
Braham the Bear. V for Wadlock, P for shift, H for Lona the Konkubine.
5 A gee is just a jay on the jaunts cowsway.
Finnfinnotus of
but (lenz alack lends a lot), if this habby cyclic
Cincinnati.
erdor be outraciously enviolated by a mierelin
Arthurgink’s
roundtableturning, like knuts in maze, the zitas
hussies and
runnind hare and dart 1 with the yeggs in
Everguin’s men.
their muddle, like a seven of wingless arrows,
Nom de nombres!
hodgepadge, thump, kick and hurry, all boy
The balbearians.
more missis blong him he race quickfeller all
same hogglepiggle longer house blong him, 2
while the catched and dodged exarx seems
himmulteemiously to beem (he wins her hend!
he falls to tail!) the ersed ladest mand 3 and
(uhu and uhud!) the losed farce on erro-