TBH #3
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DEDICATION
For the Rosenberg crew—Aaron, Karen,
Ari, Sharon, Ezra, Maayan, Elon, and Andrew
CONTENTS
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Peep Squad 4 Life
Silver Girls 4 Eva
Silver Girls 4 Eva
Peep Squad 4 Life
Silver Girls 4 Eva
Silver Girls 4 Life
Cecily, Mara
Silver Girls 4 Life
Colin, Gabrielle
Unknown, Gabrielle
Prianka, Gabrielle
Colin, Gabrielle
Camping OMG So Soon Whatttttt
Silver Girls 4 Life
Code Red Help Me Now
Code Red Help Me Now
Colin, Gabrielle
Silver Girls 4 Life
Cecily, Mara
Bra Shopping Prep OMG
OMG Comps
OMG Original SQUAD
OMG Your Mom
Arjun, Vishal, Prianka
Good Morning Friendsssssss
Good Morning Friendsssssss
Original Squad
Plans????
Bal Vihar Party
Code Red Pri Drama
Code Red Pri Drama
Code Red Pri Drama
Cecily, Gabrielle
Code Red Pri Drama
Silver Girls 4 Life
Cecily, Mom
Dolphin Squad
Prianka, Arjun
Vic’s New BFFs LOL
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Arjun, Vishal, Prianka
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Silver Girls 4 Life
Cecily, Mara
Dolphin Squad Missing Cece
Dolphin Squad Missing Cece
Cecily, Mara
V’s Partaaayyyyyyy
Bra Shopping Day
Boob Drama
Too Much Drama
Gabrielle, Mom
BFF Power Squad
BFF Power Squad
BFF Power Squad
Party for V!!!!
Vishal, Prianka
Emergency Text Sesh
Best Squad in the World
Best Squad in the World
Cecily, Mara
BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Phew
Charades 4 Life
Cecily, Mara
Cecily, Prianka
Cecily, Gabrielle
Cecily, Mara
Party Party Party
Vishal, Prianka
Party Party Party
Party Party Party
Cecily, Mara
Guys, Please Help
Party Party Party
Cake
UR the Best, Cece, Please Don’t Cry
Prianka, Gabrielle
OMG
Vishal, Prianka
Cecily, Mara
Summmerrrrrrrrr
Glossary
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Books by Lisa Greenwald
Back Ads
Copyright
About the Publisher
PEEP SQUAD 4 LIFE
PRIANKA
Guysssss pls hold bus 4 me
GABRIELLE
Again, Pri?
PRIANKA
Couldn’t find penguin pjs & now I’m soooooooo late
CECILY
Holding but hurry
GABRIELLE
I am sooooooo excited it’s spirit week
Have been waiting my whole life 4 this
PRIANKA
4 real, Gabs? LOL
GABRIELLE
Yes 4 real
CECILY
LOL
PRIANKA
Can’t wait to see ur pjs
From: Mr. Carransey, Principal, Yorkville Middle School
To: All Middle School Students, Parents, Faculty, Staff
Subject: SPIRIT WEEK IS HERE!
Dear Yorkville Middle School Community:
As you know, Spirit Week is here! The last week of school. The final days of the academic year.
It is a happy, fun, joyous, celebratory time! However, we must make sure it is a safe time as well—both in person and online. Above all, we must be kind to one another. Let’s remember all the lessons we have learned.
Day 1 = pajama day + trivia bowl + campfire lunch day!
See attached for our FULL SPIRIT WEEK SCHEDULE! WOO!
Have fun!
Principal Carransey
Be the change you want to see in the world. —Gandhi
SPIRIT WEEK SCHEDULE
MONDAY:
Pajama Day
Trivia Bowl
Cookout Campfire Lunch
TUESDAY:
College Day
Tug-of-War
Locker Cleanout
Creative Sandwiches Lunch
WEDNESDAY:
Singdown
Finals Pass-Back
Color War Relay
Optional Fence-Painting Project + Pizza
THURSDAY:
Bagel Breakfast
Team Community Service Morning
Early Dismissal aka Take-a-Break Day
FRIDAY:
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
Turn in Computers
Charades
SILVER GIRLS 4 EVA
VICTORIA
OMG I LOVE PAJAMAS
I kinda wish we all matched like M girls do
CECILY
True but I HAD 2 wear these flamingo shorty pjs
I luv them so much
GABRIELLE
And Pri is obsessed w/ her penguin ones
And these zebra stripy capris r my fave
VICTORIA
Omg u r all animals
GABRIELLE
Not on purpose I swear
VICTORIA
I am the only rainbow
CECILY
Sooo that means…….
We r noah’s ark theme
Animals + rainbow
VICTORIA
Ooooh
GABRIELLE
OMG YES
VICTORIA
Ur a genius
CECILY
Pays 2 pay attention in Sunday school
PRIANKA
LOL
CECILY
We all look super fab
Don’t 4get campfire cooking day guysssss
VICTORIA
Will help u all get ready 4 ur camping trip
GABRIELLE
True but it’s weird we r all just randomly gonna cook in the woods behind school
PRIANKA
It’ll be cool Gabs
U gotta get over ur weird camping phobia before we go LOL
GABRIELLE
Ok
1st bell just rang
Phones away
VICTORIA
Luv how we text when we r right next 2 each other
CECILY
It is a little weird tho
PRIANKA
I feel like peeps r always eavesdropping so texting is safer
GABRIELLE
Not really cuz we know parents always snoop on our phones LOL
CECILY
NOTHING IS SAFE
Dun dun dun
VICTORIA
Hahahahahahahah
GABRIELLE
K phones away 4 real now
I c hall monitor coming
PRIANKA
Smooooches
From: Mr. Akiyama, Vice Principal, Yorkville Middle School
To: All Middle School Students
Subject: Surprise addition to Spirit Week!
Hi, all!
Spirit Week is off to a great start! But we want to add one more (optional) activity!
Please submit an essay
(no more than 500 words) highlighting your reflections on the school year. The winner will receive a $100 gift certificate to Jennie’s Pizza. Yum!
Good luck!
Mr. Akiyama
#YORKVILLEUNITED
Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.—Ryunosuke Satoro
SILVER GIRLS 4 EVA
PRIANKA
Guyssssss how insane was that trivia bowl
Why does Jared act like such a know it all
CECILY
IDK but he really does
GABRIELLE
He got so many answers right tho
PRIANKA
IK but he’s so braggy
VICTORIA
Not complaining bc my team won woooooo hoooooo
Good 2 have Jared around
CECILY
Haha same
PRIANKA
Blargh 2 u, Vic
CECILY
Guys I snapped a pic of the beans my team made @ the campfire cookout
Ur so lucky ur on other teams
We may have won trivia bowl but I was stuck making this
Y did we get the grossest thing
GABRIELLE
EWWWWWWWWW
PRIANKA
R team’s shish kebabs were really good
GABRIELLE
Vic, did u like r tinfoil hamburgers
VICTORIA
They were
GABRIELLE
Yeah not bad
Glad we r on same team
VICTORIA
Me 2
PRIANKA
R u all on now
Forgot 2 tell u my mom is picking me up 4 bal vihar meeting 4 next yr even tho we have bal vihar party this week toooooooo
VICTORIA
Oh yeah Arjie said he was going 2 that
GABRIELLE
Arjie LOL
Ur still totes in Vic
VICTORIA
Yupppppppppp
Will miss him sooo much when I’m in philly all summer & miss u guys too obv
But I’m excited to b w/ Nic & Kim & my grandma LOL
GABRIELLE
Hahahahahahahahah
Pri, we r all on
CECILY
Wondered where u were
PRIANKA
This is COMO 4 real
VICTORIA
What is COMO
PRIANKA
Like FOMO but since I’m actually missing out…
Crying over missing out
GABRIELLE
LOL
PRIANKA
JK I’m not really crying but can we make COMO a thing
CECILY
Sure, on it!
GABRIELLE
Same
VICTORIA
I will be COMO all summer
555-55
YORKVILLE MIDDLE SCHOOL TEXT ALERT: Reminder to all students that all school laptops must be turned in by Friday at three p.m.
PEEP SQUAD 4 LIFE
PRIANKA
SILVER GIRLS 4 EVA
GABRIELLE
Vic, can u text me the pic of all of us in pjs
I want my dad 2 print for me
PRIANKA
Text 2 me 2 plsss
CECILY
Same
VICTORIA
On it
BTW did I tell u my philly friends r coming 2morrow 2 visit for a few days
They finished school last week
PRIANKA
OMG that is so fun
CECILY
So excited 2 meet them
GABRIELLE
R they participating in spirit week 2 LOL
VICTORIA
Yessssss
CECILY
So fun
VICTORIA
Im soooo excited 4 them to meet u guys & Arjie of course
CECILY
LOL, Vic
U crack me up
R u guys doing the essay contest
I am
GABRIELLE
Me 2
PRIANKA
IDK kinda over schoolwork
VICTORIA
LOL 4 real - no thank u essayyyyyy
GABRIELLE
LOL, Vic, u r really funny
VICTORIA
Thankssssssssss
Stand by for pic
UGH pic won’t send
will try 2morrow
LYL
GABRIELLE
Xoxo
PRIANKA
Bue
LOL BYE
CECILY
Bue bue lol mwah
ESSAY CONTEST
REFLECTIONS ON THE SCHOOL YEAR
by Cecily Anderson
First draft
I’m going to be honest here. The thing that enticed me most about this contest was the gift card to Jennie’s. The best pizza in the world, in my opinion, and we are so lucky to have it in our town. Our beloved Yorkville. But anyway. I also like writing. So here goes. I think it was a very awkward hard interesting school year. It was my first year in middle school and I didn’t know what to expect. It had many ups and downs but I think our school community became stronger over the course of the year. We struggled with bullying and learning how to behave with phones and I think we really grew.
SILVER GIRLS 4 LIFE
CECILY
This essay is really hard
PRIANKA
Exactly y I’m not doing it
CECILY
4 real tho
GABRIELLE
It is hard ughhhhh
I may skip it
PRIANKA
Time 2 unwindddddd guyysssss
No more work or stress
CECILY
VICTORIA
Agree
Cecily, Mara
CECILY
R u doing the essay contest
MARA
I think so but IDK
U
CECILY
Same sooo hard
I thought I had lots of ideas but now IDK
MARA
Haha me 2
We are already out of school mode ya know
CECILY
IK but it’s only been a few days
MARA
True
CECILY
Soooo happy we don’t have summer hw
MARA
Me 2 OMG
I hate summer hw
CECILY
What r u wearing for college day tomw
MARA
My parents met @ U of Mich so wearing a tee from there
U?
CECILY
Well my mom went to Notre Dame & my dad went 2 Duke so IDK
MARA
Do u have ND top & Duke shorts? LOL
CECILY
Hahahaha pos will check
Does that seem like 2 much
MARA
I don’t think so haha
CECILY
K cool
C u tomw
MARA
Gnight xo
CECILY
Nite!
SILVER GIRLS 4 LIFE
GABRIELLE
Guys, check out this meme I made
I had such bad writers block trying 2 do the essay contest
So I did this instead
I saw a thing online that said take weirdest pic some1 sent to u & make a meme
Sounded fun
CECILY
OMG is that my picture
GABRIELLE
LOL yes
Weirdest pic I have
PRIANKA
Hahahha, Gabs
VICTORIA
How do u make a meme
GABRIELLE
Will show u next time we hang
VICTORIA
LOL ok
From: Diana Katz
To: Manjula Basak, Elizabeth Anderson
Subject: Bra shopping?
In the words of our dear daughters, OMG!!!! But I think the time has come. Gabby needs more than the tank top she wears under her clothes every d
ay. Can we all do this together and get them some, um, support at Great Shapes? Brace ourselves for the agony? I remember when I went with my mom and it was pure hell. Or am I being dramatic? Help. Longing for the days when our biggest worry was how long the afternoon nap would be.
X Diana
Colin, Gabrielle
GABRIELLE
Yo check out this meme I made
COLIN
Hahahahahahahahahah
That is so funny
So happy we didn’t have to make those beans
GABRIELLE
IK
COLIN
How did u get that pic
GABRIELLE
Cece sent to me
COLIN
So funny
She was on beans team
GABRIELLE
Yup
Unknown, Gabrielle
UNKNOWN
Gabrielle, is this ur #
What u did was so rude