the 2nd CROCKETT novel
GRAVE PROMISE
THE AMAZING DISAPPEARING WOMAN
Copyright 2012
By David R. Lewis
Published by Ironbear, LCC at Smashwords
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This book is dedicated to my editor, proofreader, formatter, and friend, the magnificent Ulva, for putting up with all the hope, hassle, and harassment
CHAPTER ONE
Middle of the movie
It had been an early recording session at Audio Post. Crockett drove home in a light spring rain and schlepped into the living room, thoroughly uninspired by the dampness and chill. He made a peach smoothie, ignored the faint whiff of over-extended kitty litter, and crashed on the couch, a dog-eared McMurtry in hand. Augustus McRae had just whacked a surly bartender when Ruby walked out of his closet. She laid a shifty cartoon grin on him and batted her baby browns.
“We leave in two hours,” she said.
Playing catch-up as always, Crockett peered at her.
“Huh?”
“Ivy called. Wants us to spend a few days at her place. She says it’s just for a visit, but I suspect additional motive.”
“What?”
“So,” Ruby continued, “I am going to take a steamy shower, make myself lovely, and we will leave a little after noon. Scrape off the sludge, throw some things in a bag, and make ready, Crockett.”
“Ivy called?”
Ruby rolled her eyes. “I’m going too fast for you, aren’t I?” she said.
“Perpetually.”
“Ivy phoned while you were out and requested our presence for the weekend. Tomorrow is Friday. I have shifted my appointments. We are going to Chicago. We leave in about two hours. You and me. Together.”
Crockett’s stomach rolled over.
“Flying?”
“Nope,” Ruby said. “I’ll drive.”
“A difference that makes no difference, is no difference.”
Grinning, she walked over to the couch, leaned down, and planted a tiny kiss on the end of his nose.
“It’s a road trip, Crockett. Aren’t you excited?”
“Just queasy.”
Chuckling, Ruby sauntered back across the room.
“Two hours,” she said, and disappeared into his closet.
The closet in question was actually a hallway. It started out being a walk-in closet in an apartment that backed up against the rear of another walk-in closet in the adjoining apartment. Ruby and Crockett bought the six-unit, three story building, and converted the top four apartments into side by side, two-story townhouses. Their homes were connected by a door in the rear wall of the walk-in closets. Crockett always knocked. Ruby never did. Also connecting their two living rooms was an oversized kitty door to allow the passage of Nudge, Crockett’s oversized kitty. Crockett hadn’t seen much of Nudge after he and Ruby installed the cat-door. With the exception of eating, using the litter, or when he heard Crockett foaming cream, Nudge spent most of his time on Ruby’s side.
The first floor of the eighty-year-old brownstone had been converted into Ruby’s psychology office and waiting room. The basement, which was only half underground, was slated to be a wood shop-recreation area for Crockett and storage for her. It was full of leftover building materials and cobwebs. They had a tiny front yard bisected by a cement walk, paved and covered parking for a dozen cars in the rear, a plethora of pigeons, an abundance of squirrels, and at least one ‘possum that wandered around the parking lot at night. Home sweet home.
Crockett had known Ruby for nearly two decades. When he was at his very worst, after gunshot disability from the police department, he came to her in her professional capacity and she straightened him out. She still did tune-up work from time to time.
For a number of years, Crockett and Ruby had known that they loved each other. Sometime after their original encounter with Ivy, they realized they were in love with each other. Unwilling to live together and unable to live apart, they found the old apartment building near the art museum and bought the thing. An unusual situation surrounding an unusual relationship.
Ruby LaCost was gay.
Theirs was a condition that was often difficult for Crockett, but he accepted his half-loaf with minimal complaint. Needs are needs, of course. Ruby had friends over from time to time, and Crockett infrequently did too, but they both remained well aware of the love that kept them together. Ivolee Minerva Cabot had realized their interdependence even before they had, and now, for the first time in over a year, they were going to see Ivy.
Ivolee Minerva Cabot was a true Grande Dame. In her mid 70’s and worth more than Portugal, she was responsible for a yearly income gifted to Crockett that was three times what he earned voicing commercials, and four times what he received from his disability pension. The same amount also went to Ruby.
The last time Crockett had seen Ivy he had just lived for over six months as a guest in her home. Half of that time he was in a coma. The rest was spent in recuperation from losing his left leg. At the end of that time, Crockett engineered the deaths of Ivy’s ex-brother-in-law and his sister, and set in motion events that crushed a child slavery and abuse ring that had tendrils in North, Central and South America.
Once again, Ruby and Crockett had been summoned.
CHAPTER TWO
Ruby on the road
Crockett tossed some toiletries and underwear in a satchel, stuck a couple of shirts, jeans, and his only good suit in a hanging bag, cleaned the litter, emptied the dishwasher, sat in the shower, shaved, put on an oversized cotton pullover and some floppy peasant’s pants, and was hanging his cargo in the rear of Ruby’s car when she came out her back door and hustled over through the mist. She shook out her hair and peered at the drizzle dripping off the roof of the carport.
“Yuk.”
“It brings May’s flowers,” Crockett said.
“It’s still March. Put that stuff in the trunk, will ya? Just lay it in flat.”
Crockett opened the trunk. Four suitcases lay in the bottom. Across them were spread three clothing bags.
“Going somewhere?” he asked.
“Yeah, but I’m traveling light.”
“I don’t think there’s room. I’ll leave my clothes in the backseat.”
“Just ease ‘em in with mine and try not to wrinkle anything. I will not allow you to trash this fine automobile by draping its rear windows with your substandard wardrobe. I like my lines clean and uncluttered.”
Ruby slowly advanced on him, her five-inch heels clicking on the damp cement, her grin manifesting itself with languid purpose. She placed a forearm on each of his shoulders.
“Isn’t that how you like my lines, Crockett?” Clean and uncluttered?”
Light thunder rumbled in the distance. Crockett kept to the high road.
“If you’ll excuse me,” he said, “I’ll just put my stuff in the trunk and we can get on with the attempted suicide that you laughingly refer to as driving.”
Ruby’s sultry grin detuned to a lopsided smile and she kissed him on the cheek.
“I love you, Crockett,” she murmured.
“Smart girl,” he said.
They left Kansas City on I-70, heading for St. Louis. When traveling with Ruby, Crockett tried never to look at the speedometer. The resulting adrenalin shock
made him nauseous. Still, like viewing an impending train wreck, it was almost impossible not to peek. Ruby’s Jaguar was deceptive. Extreme rapidity didn’t necessarily feel fast. After Independence whizzed by in a damp blur, Crockett couldn’t resist checking their speed.
“Christ, LaCost!”
“What?”
“Slow the hell down, will ya? This is one of the worst stretches of road on the planet, it’s raining, and we’re in triple digits. Well into triple digits.”
“Relax. You’re in a Jag. It’s built for this.”
“It’s a Ford. And I ain’t built for this!”
“You could suggest an alternative velocity, I suppose?”
“How ‘bout eighty?”
“Right. Like that’ll happen.”
“At least meet me halfway, for chrissakes!”
With an exaggerated sigh Ruby backed off the gas, allowed the car to slow to a little over a hundred miles an hour, and sneered at him.
“That unbunch your panties, Mary?” she said.
“Leave my underwear out of this. I just don’t wanna be a smudge on the highway.”
Ruby snorted. “C’mon, let’s talk about your panties.”
“Nothing but a common floosie,” Crockett said. “Are you gonna be like this all the way to Chicago?”
“Probably.”
“I love you, too,” he said.
“Smart boy,” she replied.
They stopped in Columbia so Ruby could get some lunch and Crockett could get some Dramamine. He took two. Consequently, he didn’t wake up until Ruby visited a rest area about twenty miles south of Chicago. She grabbed a bag from the trunk while he leaned against the car and tried to regain consciousness.
“I’m gonna freshen up,” she said. “Wake up, munch something, and drain the duck.”
“The duck” was a term of contempt and endearment that Ruby once applied to a certain portion of Crockett’s nether regions as he spoke on the phone with her while soaking in his bathtub. The nickname stuck.
He used the john, ate a stale Almond Joy, drank some diluted orange juice, and stomped around trying to shake off his drug induced nap and get the kinks out of his leg and back. The kinks weren’t nearly as bad as they used to be. When Crockett was about ready to organize a search party, Ruby breezed out of the ladies room freshly changed and made-up. Strolling in his direction, she delivered her patented slow grin and arched a perfectly penciled eyebrow.
“Well?” she said. “Worth the wait?”
At five-ten and around a hundred and forty pounds, Ruby was blessed with velvety clear olive skin, thick, nearly black hair, a magnificent Italian nose, a mouth like Sophia Loren, a deliciously ample figure, and an attitude that would have made her irresistible if she looked like Harpo Marx. She was wearing a chocolate brown double-breasted pantsuit in a silk and wool blend over a beige camisole and five-inch brown suede heels with an ankle strap. Her lipstick and nails were a muted deep red, her immense brown eyes lightly made up to compliment her suit, and her hair was loose and tousled to her shoulders.
“Oh, my,” Crockett replied.
Ruby stopped when their noses touched and kissed him lightly on the lips. Her breath teased his face.
“Ah,” she said. “You approve.”
Crockett grinned.
“Quack,” he said.
Ivy’s home appeared out of the darkness like something from a Victorian novel. With three-and-a-half stories of weathered fieldstone under the green patina of a copper roof, it loomed above them as Ruby pulled into the cobbled courtyard, peering down at the Jaguar through heavy leaded-glass eyes, its carefully spotlighted façade towering above the car and the immaculately manicured grounds. Ruby studied it through her open door.
“God. I always expect to see Dracula pacing a parapet.”
“Only slightly less square footage than Valparaiso, Indiana,” Crockett said.
She popped the trunk release and he walked to the rear of the car.
Ruby closed the driver’s door. “What are you doing?” she said.
“Getting the bags.”
“Don’t trouble yourself, Darling,” she drawled, affecting a broad English accent. “The staff will collect them. Station is everything, you know.”
“You are such a snob.”
“And you, my Dear, are such a bore,” Ruby replied.
She took Crockett’s arm and piloted him toward the house.
They climbed a short series of steps to the covered flagstone walkway and strolled between heavy columns to the entrance. The iron-banded oak door was at least six by ten feet and flanked by massive weathered sconces, their gas-fired flames flickering through beveled glass conjured up images of liveried footmen and polished carriages. As they approached it, the ponderous door eased open on silent hinges and there, wearing blue jeans, boots, a chambray shirt and a Smith and Wesson .40, with a shock of light brown hair dangling over his left eye and a grin that threatened to displace his ears, stood Cletus Marshal.
“Hot damn,” he said. “The best lookin’ woman on the planet and a one-legged nasty bastard. I was scared the hogs had got ya’ll.”
Ruby released Crockett and took Clete’s hands in hers.
“Where’s your spurs, Cowboy?” she said.
“There a chance I might need ‘em?”
Ruby pulled Clete into a solid hug and purred in his ear.
“More of a chance with you than any other man on the planet,” she said.
Cletus kissed Ruby on the cheek and offered his hand to Crockett.
“Good to see ya,” he said. “C’mon in, you two. We’ll knock back some twenty-year-old single malt while they get your stuff stowed away, catch up a little, and ya’ll can go to your rooms for the night.”
“What’s going on, Clete?” Crockett said. “Why the summons?”
“Ivy’ll tell ya’ll about it in the mornin’, I guess,” Clete said.
“Gimme a hint.”
Cletus looked at Crockett for a moment, then nodded.
“All right, Crockett,” he said. “Bad dreams. Really bad dreams.”
CHAPTER THREE
Rerun
Cletus Marshal was Ivy Cabot’s support system. Ex Secret Service, he’d left his post with The federal government some years before and entered her employ. Fiercely loyal, Clete was entrusted with the daunting task of keeping Ivy’s life running as smoothly as possible. He loved her, admired her, and put her welfare above all else. In his mid-forties, Clete was slightly taller than Crockett and rawhide thin, with sun-slitted blue eyes, a slim nose, and the quick attention of a hawk. Clete was predator turned protector and Crockett trusted him with his life.
At around eleven Cletus finished his whisky and stood up.
“Ya’ll have a good night,” he drawled. “I’m goin’ to the bunkhouse. See ya in the mornin’.”
Ruby rose for a hug.
“Are Crocket and I in the same rooms as usual?” she said.
“Less you wanna walk me home, Darlin’,” Clete grinned.
Ruby smiled. “Almost,” she said.
“My loss,” he said. “Yeah. Ya’ll are in the same rooms.”
“The Men’s Club and the Whorehouse,” Ruby quipped.
Walking toward the door, Cletus fired a parting shot.
“The question is, which one of ya sleeps where?”
Ruby and Crockett went upstairs and said goodnight. Crockett walked into his bedroom and stepped back in time. Nothing had changed. The same lofty, wood-paneled ceiling, the same head-high wainscoting, the same heavy paintings of serious faces peering at him, the same dense carpet, the same sense of ponderous security, the same feeling that the walls extended downward to the center of the earth.
His clothes were hanging neatly in the corner of the walk-in closet, his cane lay on the bed. It was as if he had never left, that the past year and more had been removed from his life and Crockett had entered a time machine whose function was not to escape the clutches of the flowing days, but
to prolong them, encourage them, and not allow the passage of hours and minutes.
The tall oak connecting door opened and Ruby stepped in. He could see the peach colored walls of the whorehouse behind her.
“Jesus,” she said. “Did we ever really leave here?”
“I’m not sure,” Crockett said, a little unsteady on his feet and resting his butt on the edge of a chair.
Ruby furrowed her brow. “You okay?”
“Yeah. Yeah, I’m alright.”
“Weird, huh?” she yawned.
“Witness if you will,” Crockett said in his best Rod Serling. “Two people, lost in time.”
“That’s not exactly untrue,” Ruby said. “I think that when you become involved in a highly emotional and formative situation such as we went through here at Ivy’s, it can create an emotional aneurysm, an unnatural area of expansion just off the normal flow of time that waits for the correct stimulus and then pulls us in. Like a fistula. A short cut between now and then that allows emotional bleed-through.”
“Here we go,” Crockett muttered.
Ruby grinned. “I’m serious, Asshole,” she said.
“So am I.”
“Shut up and pay attention, Crockett. Hypothetical situation. You’re five years old. Your mother and father load you and your dog Fido in the car–”
“Fido?”
“Okay, not Fido. Rover. You, Rover, and your parents all drive nine hours to go see your great Aunt Bessie way the hell out in Bumfuck, Kansas someplace. When you finally arrive, and keep in mind how long a nine-hour road trip is for a five year old, you feel like shit. You’ve been cooped up forever. Aunt Mary–”
“Bessie.”
“Sorry. Aunt Bessie grabs you and gives you a big hug. She’s old, she smells funny, her fingernails hurt your ribs, but you put up with it. She’s one of the big people. For the next three days, a very long time in the life of a five-year-old, you deal with a house that makes strange noises, food cooked differently than what you’re used to, no air-conditioning, nobody to play with, a musty odor that surrounds you every time you go inside, a feather bed that engulfs you and makes you feel trapped, and a clock on the mantle that ticks so loudly it keeps you awake at night and that you can hear all around you anytime you step inside the house. You are a stranger in a strange land and all you can do about it is wait.”
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