The Cold Cash War

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by Asprin, Robert


  “So who are we fighting?”

  “That's where it gets a bit tricky. We're up against one of the biggest oil companies in the world.”

  “And we're supposed to keep a lid on it?”

  “Cheer up. It's being fought in Brazil.”

  Pete studied his cigarette for a few moments.

  “Okay, I'll ask the big one. Who do we get for the task force? Our choice, or assigned?”

  “Pretty much carte blanche. Why? Do you have anyone specific in mind?”

  “Well, I'll want a personnel listing of anyone in the plant who's been in the service or lost a member of his family in a war; but there is one I'll want if we can get him.”

  “Who's that?”

  “Terry Carr.”

  “The radical freak back in shipping.”

  “Him? C'mon, Pete. That kid's got a police record for antimilitary activities. What can he give us besides trouble?”

  “Another point of view. I figure if we can sell this war to him, we can sell it to anybody.”

  Now it was Eddie's turn to look thoughtful.

  “Let me think about that one. Say, doing anything for lunch?”

  “Not really.”

  “Let's duck out and grab a bite. There're a few ideas I want to bounce off you.”

  The two men stood up and started for the door. As he walked, Eddie clapped a hand on Pete's shoulder.

  “Cheer up, Pete. Remember, no one's ever gone broke overestimating the gullibility of the general public.”

  The Cold Cash War

  -3-

  The sound of automatic weapons fire was clearly audible in the Brazilian night as Major Tidwell crawled silently the length of the shadow, taking pains to keep his elbows close to his body. Tree shadows were only so wide. He probed ahead with his left hand until he found the fist-​sized rock with the three sharp corners which he had gauged as his landmark.

  Once it was located, he sprang the straps on the jump pad he had been carrying over his shoulder and eased it into position. With the care of a professional, he double-​checked its alignment: front edge touching the rock and lying at a forty-​five-​degree angle to an imaginary line running from the rock to the large tree on his left, flat on the ground, no wrinkles or lumps.

  “Check.”

  This done, he allowed himself the luxury of taking a moment to try to see the scanner fence. Nothing. He shook his head with grudging admiration. If it hadn't been scouted and confirmed in advance, he would never have known there was a “fence” in front of him. The set posts were camouflaged to the point where he couldn't spot them even knowing what he was looking for, and there were no telltale light beams penetrating the dark of the night. Yet he knew that just in front of him was a maze of relay beams which, if interrupted, would trigger over a dozen automount weapons and direct their fire into a ten-​meter-​square area centering on the point the beams were interrupted. An extremely effective trap as well as a foolproof security system, but it was only five meters high.

  He smiled to himself. Those cost accountants will do it to you every time. Why build a fence eight meters high if you can get by with one five meters high? The question was, could they get by with a five-​meter fence?

  Well, now was as good a time as any to find out. He checked the straps of his small backpack to be sure there was no slack. Satisfied there was no play to throw him off balance, his hand moved to his throat mike.

  “Lieutenant Decker!”

  “Here, sir!” The voice of his first lieutenant was soft in the earphone. It would be easy to forget that he was actually over five hundred meters away leading the attack on the south side of the compound. Nice about fighting for the ITT-​iots-​your communications were second to none.

  “I'm in position now. Start the diversion.”

  “Yes, sir!”

  He rose slowly to a low crouch and backed away from the pad several steps in a duck walk. The tiny luminous dots on the comers of the jump pad marked its location for him exactly.

  Suddenly, the distant firing doubled in intensity as the diversionary frontal attack began. He waited several heartbeats for any guard's attention to be drawn to the distant fight, then rose to his full height, took one long stride, and jumped on the pad hard with both feet.

  The pad recoiled from the impact of his weight, kicking him silently upward. As he reached the apex of his flight, he tucked and somersaulted like a diver, extending his legs again to drop feet first; but it was still a long way down. His forward momentum was lost by the time he hit the ground, and the impact forced him to his knees as he tried to absorb the shock. He fought for a moment to keep his balance, lost it, and fell heavily on his back.

  “Damn!” He quickly rolled over onto all fours and scuttled crabwise forward to crouch in the deep shadow next to the autogun turret. Silently he waited, not moving a muscle, eyes probing the darkness.

  He had cleared the “fence.” If he hadn't, he would be dead by now. But if there were any guards left, the sound of his fall would have alerted them. There hadn't been much noise, but it didn't take much. These Oil Slickers were good. Then again, there were the explosives in his pack.

  Tidwell grimaced as he scanned the shadows. He didn't like explosives no matter how much he worked with them. Even though he knew they were insensitive to impact and could only be detonated by the radio control unit carried by his lieutenant, he didn't relish the possibility of having to duplicate that fall if challenged.

  Finally his diligence was rewarded-​a small flicker of movement by the third hut. Moving slowly, the major loosened the strap on his pistol. His gamble of carrying the extra bulk of a silenced weapon was about to pay off. Drawing the weapon, he eased it forward and settled the luminous sights in the vicinity of the movement, waiting for a second tip-​off to fix the guard's location.

  Suddenly he holstered the weapon and drew his knife instead. If there was one, there would be two, and the sound of his shot, however muffled, would tip the second guard to sound the alarm. He'd just have to do this the hard way.

  He had the guard spotted now, moving silently from but to hut. There was a pattern to his search, and that pattern would kill him. Squat and check shadows beside the hut, move, check window, move, check window, move, hesitate, step into alley between the huts with rifle at ready, hesitate three beats to check shadows in alley, move, squat and check side shadows, move...

  Apparently the guard thought the intruder, if he existed, would be moving deeper into the compound and was hoping to come to him silently from behind. The only trouble was the intruder was behind him.

  Tidwell smiled. Come on, sonny! Just a few more steps. Silently he drew his legs under him and waited. The guard had reached the but even with the turret he was crouched behind. Squat, move, check window, move, check window, move, hesitate, step into alley...

  He moved forward in a soft glide. For three heartbeats the guard was stationary, peering into the shadows in the alley between the huts. In those three heartbeats Tidwell closed the distance between them in four long strides, knife held low and poised. His left arm snaked forward and snapped his forearm across the guard's windpipe, ending any possibility of an outcry as the knife darted home under the left shoulder blade.

  The guard's reflexes were good. As the knife blade retracted into its handle, the man managed to flinch with surprise before his body went into the forced, suit-​induced limpness ordered by his belt computer. Either the man had incredible reflexes or his suit was malfunctioning.

  Tidwell eased the “dead” body to the ground, then swiftly removed the ID bracelet. As he rose to go, he glanced at the man's face and hesitated involuntarily. Even in the dark he knew him-​Clancy! He should have recognized him from his style. Clancy smiled and winked to acknowledge mutual recognition. You couldn't do much else in a “dead” combat suit.

  Tidwell paused long enough to smile and tap his fallen rival on the forehead with the point of his knife. Clancy rolled his eyes in silent acknowled
gement. He was going to have a rough time continuing his argument that knives were inefficient after tonight.

  Then the major was moving again. Friendship was fine, but he had a job to do and he was running behind schedule. A diversion can only last so long. Quickly he backtracked Clancy's route, resheathing his knife and drawing his pistol as he went. A figure materialized out of the shadows ahead.

  “I told you there wouldn't be anything there!” came the whispered comment.

  Tidwell shot him in the chest, his weapon making a muffled “pfut,” and the figure crumpled. Almost disdainfully, the major relieved him of his ID bracelet. Obviously this man wouldn't last long. In one night he had made two major mistakes: ignoring a sound in the night, and talking on silent guard. It was men like this who gave mercenaries a bad name.

  He paused to orient himself. Up two more huts and over three. Abandoning much of his earlier stealth, he moved swiftly onward in a low crouch, pausing only at intersections to check for hostile movement. He had a momentary advantage with the two quadrant guards out of action, but it would soon come to an abrupt halt when the roaming guards made their rounds.

  Then he was at his target, a but indistinguishable from any of the other barracks or duty huts in the compound. The difference was that Intelligence confirmed and cross-​confirmed that this was it! The command post of the compound! Inside this but was the nerve center of the defense, all tactical officers as well as the communication equipment necessary to coordinate the troops.

  Tidwell unslung his pack and eased it to the ground next to him. Opening the flap, he withdrew four charges, checking the clock on each to insure synchronization. He had seen beautiful missions ruled invalid because time of explosion (TOE) could not be verified, and it wasn't going to happen to him. He double-​checked the clocks. He didn't know about the communications or oil companies, but the Timex industry should be making a hefty profit out of this war.

  Tucking two charges under his arm and grasping one in each hand, he made a quick circuit of the building, pausing at each corner just long enough to plant a charge on the wall. The fourth charge he set left-​handed, the silenced pistol back in his right hand, eyes probing the dark. It was taking too long! The roaming guards would be around any minute now.

  Rising to his feet, he darted away, running at high speed now, stealth completely abandoned. Two huts away he slid to a stop, dropping prone and flattening against the wall of the hut. Without pausing to catch his breath, his left hand went to his throat mike.

  “Decker! They're set! Blow it!”

  Nothing happened.

  “Decker! Can you read me? Blow it!” He tapped the mike with his fingernail.

  Still nothing.

  “Blow it, damn you...”

  POW!

  Tidwell rolled to his feet and darted around the corner. Even though it sounded loud in the stillness of night, that was no explosion. Someone was shooting, probably at him.

  “Decker! Blow it!”

  POW! POW!

  No mistaking it now. He was drawing fire. Cursing, he snapped off a round in the general direction of the shots, but it was a lost cause and he knew it. Already he could hear shouts as more men took up the pursuit. If he could only lead them away from the charges. Ducking around a corner, he flattened against the wall and tried to catch his breath. Again he tried the mike.

  “Decker! ”

  The door of the but across the alley burst open, flooding the scene with light. As if in a nightmare, he snapped off a shot at the figure silhouetted in the door as he scrambled backwards around the corner.

  POW!

  He was dead. There was no impact of the “bullet,” but his suit collapsed, taking him with it as it crumpled to the ground. Even if he could move now, which he couldn't, it would do him no good. The same quartz light beam that scored the fatal hit on his suit deactivated his weapons. He could do nothing but lie there helplessly as his killer approached to relieve him of his ID bracelet. The man bending over him raised his eyebrows in silent surprise when he saw the rank of his victim, but he didn't comment on it. You don't talk to a corpse.

  As the man moved on, Tidwell sighed and settled back to wait. No one would reactivate his suit until thirty minutes after the last shot was fired. His only hope would be if Decker would detonate the charges, but he knew that wouldn't happen. It was another foul-​up.

  Damn radios! Another mission blown to hell!

  The major sighed again. Lying there in a dead suit was preferable to actually being dead, but that might be open to debate when he reported in. Someone's head would roll over tonight's failure. As the senior officer, he was the logical choice.

  The Cold Cash War

  -4-

  “Hey, Fred! wait a minute!”

  Fred Willard stopped with one hand on the glass doors and turned to see Ivan Kramitz waving at him from the sidewalk. Forcing a smile, he waved back and waited to see what the son-​of-​a-​bitch wanted.

  He hated Ivan with a passion, and knew it was reciprocated. Their dislike for each other was not particularly surprising as the men were physical and cultural opposites competing successfully in identical positions. Ivan was a recent immigrant to America-​some said a refugee from the Russo-​Chinese War-​while Fred was from a long line of fringe-​poor Americans. Where Ivan was the image of a Hungarian fencing master in appearance, poise, and arrogance, Fred knew his rounded figure and rolling gait brought to mind a beer-​swilling, red-​necked cop. Add to this their age difference-​Fred in his mid-​fifties, Ivan in his early thirties-​and the fact that they were employed by rival corporations, and it was inevitable that each saw his rival as the personification of everything he hated and fought against.

  However, you couldn't ignore a chance to talk with the second-​in-​command of Oil's negotiating team outside of the conference room, particularly if you're third in command of the Communications negotiating team. So Fred waited while Ivan closed the distance between them at a leisurely saunter.

  “Sorry to keep you waiting, my friend, but I did want to speak with you before you headed in.” Ivan smiled through his accent.

  Fred returned his smile with an equally insincere toothiness. He had discovered several weeks ago that when he wanted to, Ivan could speak flawless English and only used the accent to irritate Fred.

  “No problem, Ivan. What can I do for you?”

  “I was merely curious if your team was still interested in that four million barrels of fuel?”

  Interested? Damn straight they were interested. They had forty fighter planes grounded until they could get reserves back up.

  “I'm not sure, Ivan. I'll have to check with the boys. Why? Are the Oil czars loosening up a bit?”

  “Possibly. I've heard a few rumors I might be able to follow up on. Just because they refused your first few offers doesn't mean they aren't interested. Maybe if you offered an exchange instead of a simple purchase. I have relatively reliable information that they might be willing to release the fuel if Communications were willing to share the plans for the throat-​mike communicators currently in use.”

  Bingo! Those bastards wouldn't be so ready to deal if those throat-​mike systems weren't giving them real problems. Time to twist the old knife a little.

  “I dunno, Ivan. The boys are mighty touchy about those little toys. I don't think they'd be too wild about our trading them off that easily.”

  Ivan grinned like a barracuda.

  “As a matter of fact, Frederick, the rumor I heard stated specifically that your troops were not to be notified of the exchange. You know, a little...'under the table' deal between old friends.”

  You son-​of-​a-​bitch! You want us to sell our own men down the river! You want us to turn your Oil Slicker wolves loose with those hookups without warning our own troops!

  “N-​F-​W! No fucking way, baby!” He maintained his smile even though it hurt. “No way will we turn those toys loose unannounced for a few crummy gallons of fuel!” />
  “You disappoint me, my friend. Certainly my superiors are aware that such an exchange would require some additional bonuses for Communications.”

  “Such as what?”

  “Unfortunately those figures are not available at this time. Perhaps we could continue our discussion over lunch?” Without waiting for an answer, he stepped past Fred and disappeared into the depths of the building.

  Those figures are not available-​damn! That bastard had the pat phrases down cold. In corporate jargon, he had just said, “Eat your heart out, sweetheart. I'm not saying anything more until I'm good and ready!”

  Shit! It was times like this you hated being a negotiator. It was clear that the Oilers wanted those hookups and on their terms. And they'd get them. Ivan was far too confident not to be sure his offer would be beyond refusal.

  The irritating part was that he had specifically chosen Fred to make his offer to. Not only did he know his offer couldn't be refused, he also knew Fred hated like the plague to give in. If Fred had his way, Oil could offer their entire North American-​hell, their whole western hemisphere holdings before he sold their own men down the river.

  But he followed orders just like everyone else, and if the Lord High Muckity-​Mucks decided it was a good idea, he'd have to knuckle under and accept it. Ivan knew that and was doubtlessly glorying in it.

  Not for the first time, Fred contemplated what Ivan's face would look like mashed to a bloody pulp. With a deep sigh he entered the conference room.

  It was a spacious room, even with two dozen men in it. Fred smiled at the two groups huddled at their respective ends of the room, murmuring together and casting dark glances at their opposing numbers. He was greeted by the traditional assortment of grunts and vague waves. Really friendly bunch, this. But then again, they weren't being paid to be friendly. Like everyone else in the world of corporations they were paid for results.

 

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