by Daisy Allen
“Famous last words, buddy,” he replies and I shiver a little at the thought that he might be right.
“What the fuck is that?!” a loud voice booms from the back of the plane and we spin our chairs around to see our long-suffering manager, Dennis, coming toward us. He comes to a stop next to me and jabs a finger in the direction of my face. Dennis is not a nuanced man, and it’s usually pretty easy to tell from the look on his face when he’s not happy with us. Probably because we’ve had so much practice at seeing it. Kind of like…right now.
“Um...what’s he talking about?” I whisper through the side of my mouth to the other guys.
“Oh, I think he’s referring to your face’s impression of a red and white yin and yang figure,” Marius answers unhelpfully.
“WHAT IN GOD’S UNHOLY EARTH HAPPENED TO YOUR FUCKING FACE?” Dennis finally booms by way of an answer.
“What? Oh this? It’s just a little bit of sunburn. No biggie.” I try not to cringe as my fingers graze over the tender skin of my cheek.
“You look so fucking ridiculous! We have a press conference as soon as we land! You know the only reason you pickle-dicks are famous at all is because you all look like you belong on the cover of magazines, right? And I DON’T mean Dermatology Today! FUCK ME!” He glares at me and I shrink a little into my seat.
“Hey! That hurts our feelings. We’re famous because we’re talented, right guys?” I implore the guys to take a little of the heat off me.
“Uhmmnowesuckwe’rejustpretty.ThanksforeverythingDennisweloveyouuuuu,” the three of them mumble and pretend to be suddenly engrossed in their newspapers and fingernails. Wuss-asses.
“And um, why did you book our flight so close to our press conference time anyway?” As soon as the words leave my mouth I wish I can take them back. “Um, never mind.”
Dennis’s face quickly burns a bright red, not too different to the right side of my own face. He takes a deep breath and I can feel it coming. “Why? Why?? WHY DID I BOOK YOUR FLIGHT SO LATE?”
“Er, no, it’s okay. I’ll forgive you this time.” I try to spin my chair away from the wrath that is coming, but I feel it stop in its tracks and the chair spin back around to face my manager.
“Oh, maybe you didn’t realize, I DIDN’T book your flights to London so close to your press conference time. In fact, the plane is a WHOLE DAY late because…someone… SOMEONE arrived six hours late to the airport and we missed our window for takeoff and had to wait a WHOLE DAY later to leave. Someone…SOMEONE…Who could that have been, I wonder?” At this point his face is way redder than mine and his two bunched-up fists tell me, he’s not finding this as funny as the three smirking faces behind him.
I decide the best way to handle it is to just sit completely still, play...not quite dead, just spontaneously comatose, and then maybe the beast will just give me a few sniffs and wander off.
So, for just a moment, I don’t move and avoid eye contact. I can hear his hissing breath easing and as I predicted, one of the other thousands of problems we cause him distracts him and he swings around and glares at Sebastian.
“And YOU!” Dennis points to my ill-fated bandmate.
“AH!! What did I do?” Seb jumps out of his skin and narrows his eyes at me.
“Where is Cadence?”
“Um, she’s in Sydney. Did it take twelve hours for you to notice she’s not here?”
“Where is she? I thought she was coming with us. They’re expecting her as well.”
“She’s coming in a few days; she just had to finish up some work and then she can enjoy the rest of her summer with us instead of worrying about her students.” Sebastian explains. Cadence is a music teacher at a local school, and until very recently when a sexy French cellist stole her heart, the school and her students were her life.
“But they’re going to be expecting her to get off the plane with us. The stories are going to run rampant about you guys breaking up if you arrive alone.”
The sound of the four of us guffawing stuns Dennis out of his grump.
“Denny, after what they’ve been through, I think ‘breaking up’ is hardly the news headline that’s going to bother Cadence at this point,” Marius finally speaks up, referring to the recent sex video scandal headlines in the international media that almost broke them up.
Dennis sighs and sinks into an empty recliner, the guilt of not being able to stop the scandal still weighing heavily on him, and Sebastian gets up to pat him on the shoulder.
“Take it easy old man, or you’re going to give yourself a heart attack.”
Jez follows and hands Dennis a drink, who takes a sip and hisses, the amber liquid probably burning his throat.
“And don’t worry about Brad’s face. It actually is an improvement. You know he’s always been the ugliest one out of all of us.”
This gets a chuckle out of Dennis and he gives me a limp smile. “Yeah, I guess. Just…try to sit with your less ugly side to the cameras, will you? With this one,” his head gestures to Sebastian, “out of play, we need the rest of you to be pulling your dreamboat status weight.”
I sigh and stand up and wrap my arms around Dennis’ shoulder in a man hug that he only mildly struggles to get out of.
“Keeping the ladies happy? I can do that, Dennis, just for you.”
I’m too busy patting myself on the shoulder to see the fist coming toward my face.
Chapter Two
Brad
The pounding in my head is somewhere about eight on the migraine Richter scale.
The twelve hours of sleep I got on the plane barely made up for the sleep I’d missed out on partying in Australia for two weeks. Now the jetlag and the two cans of Red Bull are doing a tango on the nerve behind my left eye. That’s on top of the way the right side of my face screams every time I inadvertently make some sort of facial expression.
And it’d all be okay if I were headed for a nice, dark room and into a soft, warm bed. Instead, there are about a hundred of London’s most zealous music journalists and paparazzi on the other side of the door, ready with their microphones and flashbulbs and wanting blood.
“You guys ready?” Dennis asks us for the eighteenth time since he herded us into the hotel bathroom to give us his best pep talk on how important these press tours were to the success of the launch of our new album. I’d like to think he didn’t turn toward me when he’d said, “Well, just don’t, you know, FUCK UP,” but I know better.
“He means you,” Jez clarifies, without needing to.
I am notoriously bad at these things and usually walk the tightrope between saying completely ridiculous nonsense and clamming up all together. If there’s something I’ve learned about being in the public eye for the last eight years, it’s that there are some born for celebrity and schmoozing the press, like Sebastian and Jez, who can charm the horns off an angry bull. And then there are the ones like me, and to a lesser extent, Marius, who turn into gibberish-speaking spider monkeys at the mere sight of a microphone.
“He knows. Get off his case. He already looks white as a ghost… well, a ghost with sunburn.” Seb defends me, patting me gently on the arm.
I give him a thankful smile that quickly turns into a cringe as my forehead threatens to tear from my cheek.
Rubbing my temples, I drag breath into my lungs, trying to stop the thumping against my skull and will my headache away. It’s going to be a rough hour.
“You’re up, guys.” Dennis pats me on the back and it’s one of those rare times I wonder why I’m doing this. Then I feel myself pulled into a big group hug, my bandmates’ arms wrapped around my shoulder and our four faces in a huddle. These are the faces I’ve grown up with, gone through hell and back with, achieved the highest level of success with, faces I would die for, and then I remember. I’d be completely lost without them, doing what I love with the people I love most in the word.
Dennis gives us a wink and pushes the door open and there’s a loud cheer and applause.
Mari
us steps onto the stage first and takes a seat behind the long table, followed by Jez and then Sebastian. I hang back watching them from the doorway, wondering who would notice if I made a run for it.
“Go!” Dennis whispers and gives me a little shove and I reluctantly follow my bandmates into the ring of fire.
The applause dies down as we settle into our seats and adjust the microphones in front of our faces.
I see Dennis nod to us and then Hailey, our new PR rep and Dennis’s daughter, walks onto the stage with her own microphone.
“Welcome, everyone, and on behalf of the Rock Chamber Boys, I’d like to thank you all for being here today! We are so proud to announce the release of the new album, due next wêk, Chords and Chaos, and believe it’s the best one yet. We’ll be here for the next hour taking any questions…so let’s start!”
An ocean of hands rise up and I see Hailey point to someone in the crowd.
“Hey guys, welcome back to London,” a small lanky guy in a leather jacket stands up and addresses us. He looks familiar, but then again, they all do. We’ve done the rounds so many times, there aren’t many journalists we haven’t come across at one time or another. I just can’t remember the good ones from the bad ones. “Congrats on the new album, it’s great,” he continues. “But, just wondering, why did you guys change your name?”
There’s a twittering among the crowd and I guess a few people are wondering the same thing, even though we’d released a memo when we recently changed it.
We all turn to Sebastian, who is probably the best one to answer, and he just grins and leans into the microphone as if it’s not an instrument of evil.
“Hey Gil, nice to see you again, man,” he starts. Gil! That’s it! Ugh, how the hell does he remember these names? Not for the first time I can’t help but be in awe of my bandmate and his social adeptness. “Well, as you know, we’d been No Strings Attached for the last eight years, but a lot has changed in that time. From our style of music to band members coming and going. But we really feel like we’ve reached a certain stage in our music careers where we needed to make a change, to mark where we are now. And Rock Chamber Boys seemed like the perfect name to describe what we are—a contemporary music outfit that also combines the incomparable classic string instrument chamber music of centuries before us. We like it, so we hope you guys do too. But frankly, Gil, we don’t give a damn.” He finishes with a grin and wink.
And they eat it all up.
The next half an hour flies by pretty quickly, and I don’t talk too much, only once in a while when we see Dennis gesture to me and I interject with a quick jib or two just to prove I’m not completely mute. But for most of the time I’m happy to sit back and let Jez and Seb spin their web while I sit there behind my shades, pretending to appear mysterious. It’s a role I’ve perfected and prefer, and find that the few times I do speak, they tend to pay attention more.
A loud laugh from the crowd jolts me out of my daydream of going back to the hotel room for a long hot soak in the tub.
Leaning over to Sebastian, I nudge him and whisper, “What happened?”
He grins and whispers back, “Jez just tried to hit on that blonde pap over there and she told him she only dates guys who wear less eyeliner than she does.”
I can’t help but guffaw as I look over and see Jez is still pouting. His pride in his hairstyles and “face styles” as he calls them, is well known to anyone who knows anything about the band. His pout quickly breaks out into a grin however, and he shrugs and holds his hands out in defeat.
“Okay, okay, enough picking on Jez,” Hailey jokes into the microphone, before glancing at Dennis who twirls his finger, in the universal “wrap it up” gesture. “I think we have time for one more question before we let these guys grab some sleep. They have just come off a plane from Sydney after all. So…yes, you, the young lady in the back, what question have you got for the band?”
There’s a squeaking of the chair legs scraping against the floor and everyone turns to the back of the room, toward the sound. The lights, as always, are shining directly into our eyes and I try to block them out with my hand, looking out into the crowd. I see a female silhouette stand up, with long dark hair, but I can’t make out anything else about her.
Until she speaks.
“Yeah, um, I just have one question: do you guys ever intend on doing anything but ripping off other musicians’ work?”
There’s a smattering of murmurs and Sebastian spits out his water next to me.
But it’s not the question that has my heart skipping a beat.
It’s the voice.
It’s hers.
It could only ever be hers.
Butter.
Chapter Three
Emily
Eight Years Ago
“Butter! BUTTER!! Wait up!”
I’m already late for class, but I stop without turning around. I don’t need to know who the voice belongs to and what it wants.
I stand there, shifting the weight of my school bag higher up my shoulder as the footsteps come closer, and I can hear it accompanied by panting. A hot, sweaty arm flings itself around my shoulders and a lanky teenage boy hangs off me as he clutches his side trying to catch his breath.
“What do you want, Brad?” I ask, without really needing to, as I watch my best friend drag air into his lungs.
“Ugh...Notes. Homework. Help.” He gulps as he slides to the ground in an exaggerated heap.
This is an act I’ve seen often and I know my part. I’m supposed to prod him with my foot and he’ll moan as if I’ve caused him grievous bodily harm. But I’m already late for class and I don’t have any time for his theatrics today, as much as they amuse me.
I turn and leave him in his lanky pile of arms and legs on the grass and continue walking briskly to class.
“Hey! Butter! Wait for me!” Brad calls out and I pivot back to him, my eyes rolled so high up into my head they ache.
“Argh, what? I’m late!” I snap at him as he catches up with me again. And then I can’t help but laugh.
He’s dropped to his knees and his hands are clasped in prayer and eyes scrunched closed.
“Dear Almighty One, please please please can you send a message to Emily Butter of Jervois Lane to take pity on her lazy BFF and let him copy her English homework, or else his blood will be on her hands after he dies at the end of Mr. Harris’s ball-point pen.” He ends his prayer and I can almost imagine God having his own giggle up there.
He opens one eye as if to make sure I’m still paying attention and then winks with it when he sees I am.
“Ugh. Fine.” I give in, as he always knew I would. “But must you chase me through the school grounds yelling BUTTER at the top of your lungs?”
“Firstly, thank you, thank you, thank you!” He holds his hands out as if accepting a sacred antiquity as I reach into my bag and pull out my homework binder. “And secondly, what else should I call you if not by your name?”
“By my first name, as a wildly random suggestion.”
“Brad and Emily? That doesn’t work. Nope. Brad and Butter just rolls off the tongue, don’t you think? We’ll always be Brad and Butter, so you might as well get used to it.”
I sigh and hand him the homework sheet before pulling it back abruptly.
“Wha?” His brow furrows in surprise…and fear.
“Last night, you said—”
“But...” he starts.
I cut him off. “You said…you had to get off the phone to do your English homework!”
“I…was going to.”
“What happened?” I ask him.
“Well, I, um, you know that I have to get into the zone, to produce my best work.”
“Yeahhhh…?” My eyebrow lift in question.
“And that means priming my brain…”
“Uh-huh…?”
“And you know they say computer games are great for stimulating the creative and reasoning and logic parts of your brain.” He grin
s, seemingly quite proud of his completely ridiculous argument.
“Right.”
“And, well, let’s just say they should recruit me for some sort of governmental think tank, that’s how primed my brain is right now.”
“And your English homework?”
“My brain is too primed for such a menial task!” He scoffs.
“Hey! Are you saying I’m stupid?” I swing my bag at him and he moves out of the way just in time.
“Oh, um, I’m not saying that! It’s just that, well, you know, there’s smart and there’s genius.”
I nod as if in total agreement, and he grins in relief and taps himself on the temple.
“There’s also taco day in the cafeteria, which is today and your favorite, as you know, and there’s detention during lunch for not doing your homework.” I wink at him and tap my own temple as his mouth drops open.
He reaches over and tries to rip the homework from my hand, but I’ve known him long enough to anticipate it and cram the sheet back into my bag before making a run for it.
“Thief, thief!!” he yells as he runs after me, “She’s taking off with her, I mean, my…thing. Thief! Somebody stop her!”
I almost choke on my laughter but keep running, turning my head for just a moment to see how far a lead I have on him. Unfortunately, an overgrown tuft of grass catches my foot at that exact moment and I tumble over to land in an ungraceful mound of teenage girl.
I scramble to my feet, but never the most nimble of athletes, I trip over myself and end up on the grass again.
“Ah-ha! Gotcha!” I hear through the hair fallen over my face, and I push it aside just in time to see Brad grab the homework sheet from my bag.
“No!” I yell and kick out with my foot, catching him on the shin and he squeals as he tumbles down right next to me.
“Oooff,” he grunts as he rolls over onto his back, still clutching the crumpled sheet to his chest.
I struggle to get upright and then press a foot onto his shoulder, holding him down as he wriggles. “Give it up, Windsor. Or else my foot’s going to move south.”