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Colonial Adventure : Graphic Novella and Short Stories in Rhythmic Prose

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by H.Ann Ackroyd

Explosion

  When Nanny Scotland entered

  carrying a load of laundered nappies

  the first thing that caught her eye

  was a little white head, as delicate as a frangipani

  nestled in the gleaming black

  of Nanny Lovely’s all engulfing breast.

  She dropped her load shrieked,

  “Filthy black umfazi! What are

  you doing?

  He’s not your picannin, he’s white.

  Give him to me!”

  Nanny Lovely got to her feet

  turned, holding onto Morgan

  buttoned her blouse, straightened her

  bib. Nanny Scotland

  clawing at her back, screeched,

  “Give me that child!”

  while Morgan added to the upheaval

  bellowing in ear-splitting rage.

  Everyone in the house came

  running Margaret too.

  She had been at breakfast in the dining room. The

  tableau froze, as she stood in the nursery door

  dressed for riding in high boot and jodhpur.

  “What’s happening?” she demanded

  green eyes flashing.

  Nanny Scotland, hysterical and weeping, babbled

  “That horrible dirty black umfazi..” Sob, sniff, gulp.

  Nanny Scotland goes home

  Margaret

  Margaret, at her authoritarian best

  didn’t allow her to finish

  “Stop right there, Miss McAllen!

  I won’t hear another word against Nanny Lovely.”

  She glared at the snivelling wreck

  while renewed crescendo from Morgan

  required she stop, block her ears, wait, before saying

  “Nor will I endure such behaviour.

  You’ve badly upset the baby.

  Obviously the job doesn’t suit you.”

  “But she...” Nanny Scotland began.

  Margaret cut her off, “You’ll pack your bags.

  A driver will take you to Salisbury.

  Compensation will be adequate.”

  Nanny Scotland, nose and eyes streaming

  mouth a contorted cavity

  stammered a few more words as

  Margaret hustled her out saying

  “Nanny Lovely, take Master Morgan into the

  garden. Calm him. You do it better than I.”

  Bataleur Eagle

  So much Washing

  Bath Tub and lots of Soap

  Nanny in the Garden

  Nanny Lovely

  clasping Och-Poor-Wee-Mite to her

  chest descended the steps, headed for the

  pool where a shelter with a low front

  wall looked out over the veld to river,

  ant-hill and neighbouring kopjie.

  She heard the birds

  the cry of the Bataleur, saw him circling heard

  a Go-away Bird, Guinea Fowl and Hoopoo

  all pleasantly soothing after the scene in the

  nursery. Nanny had to admit, unwillingly

  despite formula and bottle

  Morgan had no problem asserting himself.

  Fortunately he now slept

  allowing Nanny to hear the Studebaker

  crunching on driveway gravel

  coming to remove the intruder.

  Luckless woman.

  Nanny bore no grudge

  but it was right she should go

  right for Och-Poor-Wee-Mite

  right because someone who disliked blacks

  had no place in Africa.

  How could Nanny S say Nanny L was dirty?

  Wasn’t possible where Margaret prevailed!

  She who insisted on clean clothes daily toilet-paper

  by the ream, on-going washing of hands bath,

  showers, soap, soap, soap

  scrubbing, disinfectant, pumice stone, tooth brush.

  Strange that blacks hadn’t turned white

  from such exaggerated ablutions!

  Not that Nanny didn’t enjoy being clean

  she did, but wished those in the compound

  had the same facilities as the house on the

  kopjie. Yet if they did, she’d miss times at the

  river children splashing and cavorting

  women cleaning their teeth with finger and ash

  laundering with blue mottled soap

  scrubbing with pebbles

  spreading clothes on the rocks to dry.

  And the conversations! The laughter!

  Nanny smiled recalling hilarity

  at her tales of life in the house on the kopjie.

  A favourite amongst the women

  was Nanny’s description

  of underwear worn by white women

  insight gained from Nanny’s job

  of washing by hand, the more intimate items

  of Margaret’s apparel

  each described in abundance of

  detail suspender-belt, bra, panty

  petticoat, nightie and stocking

  all from Britain and some not easily imaginable

  for exuberant African bodies.

  Those who rule ride prancing horses.

  Morgan Watches

  An early memory for Morgan

  was his mother on horseback wielding a

  sjambok hippo-hide whip

  against a groom kicking a lactating

  bitch. Amidst clouds of dust, the horse

  reared hooves flailed, nostrils flared

  as the whip slashed down on naked

  flesh. Yelps and whinnies

  odours of fear, sweat and urine

  along with the one hurled imprecation

  “Voetsack, skellum!”

  etched themselves into Morgan’s psyche.

  Most memorable

  when over, were Margaret’s calm words

  called to the offender as he hobbled away:

  “Iwe, go to the clinic. I’ll be there to treat you.”

  She hadn’t lost her temper, had remained in

  control had been teaching a lesson.

  Morgan meets a Stranger

  Sculpture, by NMUK

  Blair’s Return

  In 1945 Blair returned home a hero. The

  first time Morgan, at four, saw his father

  big, broad, intimidating

  standing in the door, blocking the light

  Morgan wanted to run, hide

  but resisted.

  He took two tentative steps forward

  then stopped, as Blair strode past

  him to shake hands with Chaka,

  Cook then each of the servants in

  turn. By the time Margaret said

  “Blair, don’t forget Morgan,”

  Morgan had retreated

  to cling to Nanny Lovely’s chunky black legs.

  Disgusted, Blair turned away, saying

  “What’s wrong with the child?

  Is our son a sissy?”

  For Morgan

  the taunt became a festering sore though

  later Blair, with no experience of children

  made a vague attempt to placate the

  lad giving him a functioning watch

  found in the desert from World War

  One. Morgan treasured the object

  yet none could have guessed

  from the sullen mien worn without fail

  in his father’s presence.

  Skeleton of a Nestling

  Snake Skin

  Nanny Lovely Speaks

  A Flamboyant blazed in yellow and orange

  against the mid-morning blue of a Gomboli

  sky. Nanny’s comely bulk occupied a sturdy

  bench where she crocheted yet another square

  for Margaret’s mile-long dining-room table.

  The silk slid through her deft black fingers

  every move defined

  against a starched white pinny.
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  Her mind, neither on work nor surroundings

  dwelt on Och-Poor- Wee-White and his

  parents. She clicked her tongue, shook her

  head proportioned as if carved by a sculptor.

  White people! No idea how to parent

  clever, busy, achieving

  cars, machines, gadgetry

  yet no common sense

  no insight into Och- Poor-Wee-White

  yearning for love and attention.

  Nanny Lovely put him to bed at

  night helped with his prayers

  liked doing it, but wasn’t the job theirs?

  Why did the Inkos not play with him?

  Why the Inkosikas not tie him to her

  back like black women?

  Feel his little heart pumping?

  Would the Inkos change if he knew

  his son slept with the watch from the desert?

  African Head, Anonymous

  Could Margaret not show interest

  in his treasures:

  the papery thinness of a snakeskin

  discovered near the cacti

  or the desiccated corpse of a fallen nestling?

  Why didn’t they show love?

  Perhaps they had been raised by Nanny Scotlands.

  Seemed the British way.

  Looking up at the sun, Nanny determined

  it was time for Och-Poor-Wee-Mite’s meal.

  She hauled herself to her feet

  stored her crocheting

  in a basket made by the nimble fingers of her

  mother. Entering the house through the back

  entrance Nanny had to laugh thinking of the

  difference between her mother and Morgan’s.

  Trying to picture Margaret occupying

  herself with something as minor as basketmaking

  defied the imagination.

  Her far-reaching vision never lingered on detail

  whether the detail be her son or a basket.

  Blair Suffers

  Blair in Decline

  Blair’s theatrical look of younger years

  had hardened.

  Although still attractive

  he now drank a bottle of Scotch a day

  chain-smoked

  and took little interest in Gomboli. He

  never spoke of war, yet Margaret knew

  its horrors rampaged through inner corridor. When

  he woke at night, shouting orders to his men she

  would stroke his brow, soothe, even sing. Initially,

  for the benefit of guests

  Margaret tried to use as a distraction

  he pretended normalcy, but soon avoided all visitors.

  Only once did he gallop out across the plains

  on Bucephalus

  returning to the stables, face stiff with rage.

  “Where are the herds?”

  he demanded of Gwaci, a groom

  “the zebra, eland and kudu? I

  saw only baboon and hippo.”

  The big game had gone, Gwaci told him

  too many guns, farms and fences.

  Thereafter

  Blair spent his days in a darkened study.

  Margaret and Chaka saw to his needs

  no others had access.

  Mahachi

  Name Tags

  Nanny Lovely and Mahachi

  Nanny Lovely settled beneath a msasa

  above her head filigree branches

  trapping blue speckles of sky

  flecked with the blossoms of bougainvillaea.

  This respite before lunch

  Nanny’s favourite

  in the structured routines

  of her working day

  gave her time alone, time for thinking.

  Yet today she’d barely started

  either sewing or thinking before Mahachi,

  gardener drifted past for a chat

  - tattered shorts and hat with a

  hole greeting deferentially

  African fashion:

  bowing the head and gently clapping the hands.

  “Good morning, Mother Mary.”

  Mary, name given at mission school

  liked, kept.

  “What your work today,

  Mother?” he asked hand against

  the tree eyeing Nanny’s box.

  Nanny finished threading her needle

  then pulled out ribbon with writing on

  it explained, “Name tags.

  Och-Poor-Wee-Mite goes to boarding school soon

  needs them for his clothes.”

  “Always wanted to know,” said Mahachi,

  The Smile, H. Ann Ackroyd

  The Viper

  “Why that name for the brat?” “I

  once heard Nanny Scotland say it

  liked the sound, have used it ever since.”

  “What the meaning?”

  “Don’t know.”

  Mahachi erupted into laughter

  Nanny joining him, hilarity engulfing her body

  the inimitable sound of African laughter filtering

  into the veld, regenerating all who heard. Nanny

  dried away the tears

  asked, “Mahachi, why your dislike for the child?”

  “He’s white. Belongs to them.”

  “No different to us.

  Laughs, plays, feeds, sleeps, pees.”

  “Maybe now, still young, but wait.

  You’ll see the viper as he grows.”

  “No, Mahachi. He’s drunk my milk.

  Will always be my baby.”

  The Invalid

  Downward Slide

  By 1950 Blair, partially deranged

  took permanently to bed

  Margaret spending her days as before

  but dedicating evenings to her husband.

  One night, dining with Blair

  he in bed with a tray, she at a nearby table

  realisation hit her: at thirty seven

  hair gone, skin hanging, eyes in shadow

  her heroic husband

  had become a wizened old man.

  The green eyes flooded,

  she who never cried, understood Blair was dying.

  Britain’s war had claimed him after

  all. Facing the truth

  meant giving him more

  time. She would now

  not only take supper with him

  but also lunch

  till now shared with Morgan.

  The Mile-long Dining Room Table

  Morgan

  The first time Morgan, now nine

  found himself sitting in solitary splendour

  at the mile-long dining table

  only Nanny Lovely in attendance

  resentment roiled.

  Waiting till his mother emerged from Blair’s

  room he confronted her

  “Mama, why didn’t you lunch with

  me?” “Your father’s dying.

  Needs me. You are not dying.”

  Leaving

  she flung a suggestion over her shoulder.

  “You and Norbert take the bikes

  you’ll like the new tractors on Gwaai.”

  Morgan cheered

  could bully the overseer into letting him

  drive Mama need never know.

 

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