The Lonesome Dove Chronicles (1-4)

by Larry McMurtry

  “You, but not me,” Oteros said. “I have killed many Indians and I will kill more if I see any.”

  “Go kill Goodnight, if you want to kill a tough old wolf,” Mox Mox said. “The sonofabitch chased me a thousand miles, and he’d do it again if he knew I was alive.”

  “Well, he’ll find out, if we come over here and start cooking people,” Jimmy Cumsa said.

  “We won’t be cooking too many until Goodnight is dead,” Mox Mox said. “I do want to kill that Mexican boy who robbed those trains with the payrolls on them. We’ve robbed three trains and ain’t took a payroll yet. That boy’s beating us to the money. If we could take a payroll, we could hire enough men to clean out a state.”

  “A state?” Jimmy asked. “You want to kill all the people in a whole state? I never knew you had that kind of ambition, Mox.”

  “Which one would you take, if you was to take a state?” Peon asked.

  Mox Mox had given no detailed thought to the conquest of a state. He’d merely been reflecting on the army he could raise if he had a million dollars to spend. It was rumored in Juarez that the Garza boy had taken a million dollars in payroll money off the trains he had robbed.

  “I might take Wyoming,” Mox Mox said. “I could take it and be governor of it. Then, I’d hang all the dirty sonsabitches I didn’t like.”

  “There wouldn’t be a soul left in the state, if you hung all the people you didn’t like,” Jimmy Cumsa said. “I don’t notice that you like too many people, Mox.”

  “I don’t, for a fact, and you’re getting to be a prime candidate for hanging yourself,” Mox Mox said. Sometimes Quick Jimmy let a little too much contempt leak into his voice, when he spoke to his boss. Jimmy didn’t like very many people himself, but he paired up with Pedro Jones when they hit a town and decided to seek women. Pedro Jones had a Yankee father and a mother who came from far down in the Indian country below the City of Mexico, by the ocean. Pedro carried a seashell with him, in his saddlebags. At night, by the fire, he would often sit holding the shell to his ear. He liked to listen to the sea, for he had grown up by it. Listening to its faint echo in the shell reminded him of a time when life had not been so harsh.

  Pedro had become a criminal by accident, at a time when he lived in Vera Cruz. He was very tight with his money and had begun to strangle the whores he went to see, in order to save what they cost. It seemed to him a reasonable practice. There were many, many whores in Vera Cruz, and he had only strangled a few and beat in the heads of one or two more. He had only killed the last few because of drink, but the authorities had not accepted his excuses. A whore who was in love with him helped him break out of jail and he went west, across Mexico and then north into Arizona Territory, where Mox Mox found him. Pedro had killed an old woman who wanted to charge him too much for his supper. Old as she was, the authorities still took offense, so that Pedro was forced to flee along the Gila.

  Manuel had been in jail with Pedro, and fled with him when he escaped. Manuel was a simple horse thief who was too lazy to run as far as it was necessary to run when he stole horses from the gringos. He stayed with Mox Mox and his gang because he didn’t like traveling alone. He thought Mox Mox’s habit of burning people was repugnant, and he always rode off a mile or two and tried to take a nap, while the people screamed out their pain. But he stayed with the gang because it eliminated the problem of being lazy and getting caught. He could make fires and he could cook; those were his main jobs with Mox Mox. He was rarely asked to take much part in the killing, and had been very reluctant to ride his horse over the hut of the old Comanche woman, although he had not known the woman personally. It seemed to him dangerous to race seven horses at the same time, and make them smash a hut, even a small one. Running horses often fell anyway. His own brother had his skull broken because a running horse had fallen in a rocky place with him on its back.

  “They say Joey Garza can shoot you from a mile,” Jimmy Cumsa said. “They say he don’t miss.”

  “I don’t miss, either,” Mox Mox said. “You miss because you don’t aim—you just shoot. If I hadn’t adopted you, I imagine you’d have been plugged by now. Let’s go find somebody who knows where this wild boy’s at. I want to kill him before he takes any more payrolls away from us. Then, we’ll go get Goodnight.”

  At the saloon, Oteros and Manuel stayed outside. Pedro Jones went in, but came right back out. He disliked low rooms. Peon went in, hoping Mox Mox would buy him whiskey, but Mox Mox didn’t mention buying whiskey for anyone. Hergardt and Jimmy Cumsa also went inside. Hergardt’s head came within an inch of the ceiling, when he straightened up.

  A white man with a splotchy face, a cripple, and an Irishman were in the saloon. Mox Mox recognized John Wesley Hardin at once, from photographs he had seen in newspapers. Seeing him in person was a surprise. Mox Mox hadn’t supposed he could walk into a saloon in the sandhills and come upon a famous man.

  “Ain’t you Hardin?” he asked, feeling that he was addressing a peer.

  “Mind your own business, you cross-eyed runt,” Hardin said. He had stepped outside and surveyed the gang briefly. Red Foot had limped in and informed him that they were trampling old Naiche to death.

  “Well, there goes the last woman,” he observed, to Patrick O’Brien. “This place has got the curse of doom upon it. If I was you and had a business in a place like this, I’d move it.”

  “Wes, I just got a load of whiskey in last week,” Patrick pointed out. “It’s the wrong time to move.”

  Mox Mox was so startled by John Wesley Hardin’s insulting reply that he didn’t do a thing. He took the other table, and told the Irishman to bring him whiskey. There were only two chairs at his dirty little table, and Jimmy Cumsa took the second chair. Jimmy was amused by the killer’s reply to Mox Mox. Such talk was music to his ears. He had described Mox Mox exactly: a cross-eyed runt.

  Hergardt was left standing. He didn’t seem to mind or to notice, but John Wesley Hardin noticed.

  “You’re too big to be inside—go outside and wait,” he said, to Hergardt. “Or else sit down. You’re blocking the light. I can scarcely see my cards.”

  “There ain’t no chair for me,” Hergardt informed him.

  “Then sit on the floor, you damn German,” Wesley Hardin said. “If you don’t get out of my light, you’ll soon be enjoying a few holes in your liver.”

  He pulled his revolver out of his belt, and laid it on the table.

  Despite the insult that had been offered him, Mox Mox found that he admired Hardin’s temerity. Hardin was the most famous killer in the Southwest, after all. Finding a man who would say exactly what he pleased was a novelty, and of course, Hardin’s reputation was far greater than his own. Hardin had the habit of killing, and he had gone to prison for it and survived, untamed. Mox Mox decided to overlook the insult. He wanted to get to know Wesley Hardin, but more than that, he wanted Hardin to accept him as a peer. Being called a cross-eyed runt was nothing new anyway. In his years at sea, when he was often the smallest man on the ship, he had been called worse things.

  The epithet was inaccurate, of course. His eyes didn’t cross. One was pointed at an angle to the other. People who called him cross-eyed were not very observant.

  “Now, be friendly, Hardin,” he said. “I’ve got several men here, and we’re after the Garza boy.”

  “As to that, several is not enough,” Hardin said.

  “Well, counting me, it’s enough,” Mox Mox said.

  “No, you have to subtract the Mexicans, because they undoubtedly can’t shoot,” Wesley Hardin informed him. “Then, you subtract this giant, who’s blocking my light, and the reason you can subtract him is because I’m about to kill him if he don’t sit down. I won’t stand for dim light. I killed a blacksmith on that very spot a few days ago, and he wasn’t near as tall as this lunkhead, and didn’t block near as much light.”

  “Sit down, Gardt, don’t you hear Mr. Hardin?” Mox Mox said.

  “Going outside would be e
ven better,” Wesley Hardin said. “That way, I wouldn’t have to look at three hundred pounds of stupidity while I’m trying to concentrate on my cards.”

  “I’ll play you cards, if you’re shorthanded for a game,” Jimmy Cumsa said. The man John Wesley had a droll habit of speech. If he had been offering employment, Jimmy would have accepted it on the spot. There was little conversation to be had out of the present gang, although Pedro Jones became garrulous at certain times.

  “I guess you would, you goddamn Cherokee,” Hardin said. “Or are you Choctaw?”

  Jimmy Cumsa just looked at him. The man had a surprisingly rough tongue. He didn’t seem to realize that he was badly outnumbered, or else he just didn’t care.

  “Is the Garza boy here?” Mox Mox asked. With a man as unpredictable as John Wesley, it seemed best to come to the point. He might fly off the handle and kill Hergardt, and Gardt was useful when there were heavy things to lift.

  “The boy ain’t, and what’s more, his mother ain’t, either,” Hardin said. “She came here and killed the big pig that was eating the corpses, and then walked out of here with all the cunt, except that old thing you just killed with your damn nags.”

  “Why, that old Comanche woman was too old to pester,” Mox Mox said.

  “Old or not, and Comanche or not, she was the last woman left in Crow Town, and your action was unwelcome,” Wesley Hardin said. “We don’t like strangers who trample our women.”

  “You’re a sonofabitch,” Mox Mox said—respectful as he was of Hardin, he was beginning to be riled by his tone.

  “You must have run wild so long, you don’t realize you can be killed,” Hardin said. “I’ve done been hung twice, to the point where I passed out, only they cut me down too soon. I could be killed by a knife if it was stuck in my liver or my jugular. I could be shot by a bullet, and if it was thirty-caliber or heavier, it would probably do the job and I’d be dead. I could be bit by a snake that was filled with poison spit, or I could ride under a lightning bolt or fall down drunk and split my head on a rock.”

  He paused, but only to peer hard at a card that had come out of the deck he had just been shuffling.

  “That ace don’t belong in this deck, it’s got six or seven already,” he said, laying the card aside.

  “What I doubt is that I’ll be killed by a damned squint like you, or a Choctaw boy, or this damn ignorant anvil of a German you brought in,” Hardin said.

  “Maybe you ought to leave the anvil here,” he added, considering Hergardt for a moment. “We need a blacksmith, and he’s got the heft for it.

  “I won’t kill him till he thinks it over,” he added, in a charitable tone.

  “Then you’ll never kill him, because he’ll never think it over,” Jimmy Cumsa said. “Gardt can’t think, and he couldn’t shoe a horse if he had a week.”

  “He can’t even shoe himself,” Mox Mox said.

  “Well, if he’s useless, move him out of the light, then,” Hardin said.

  “Move, Gardt,” Mox Mox said. “Go outside and dig a hole or something.”

  “Ain’t you the man Charlie Goodnight chased to Utah?” Wesley Hardin asked, looking at Mox Mox. “Old Charlie’s still kicking. I expect when he hears you’re in Texas, he’ll come and chase you back to Utah again.”

  “No, we’re going to get him,” Mox Mox said. “I intend to kill the Garza boy first, because he’s costing me money.”

  “Get Woodrow Call, while you’re getting,” Wesley Hardin said. “They sent him after Joey Garza.”

  “Who did?” Mox Mox asked, surprised.

  “The railroad, of course,” Hardin replied. “I expect him to show up, any day. Call won’t bother me because there’s no money in it, but he’ll probably catch you and hang you properly.”

  “Who’s he talking about?” Jimmy Cumsa asked.

  “An old Ranger,” Mox Mox said. “He don’t worry me. He never caught Duck, and he’ll never catch me.”

  Wesley Hardin suddenly sprang up from the table and hit Hergardt in the temple with his pistol as hard as he could. He hit him accurately. Hergardt fell right behind Jimmy Cumsa’s chair. Hardin glared at Mox Mox. Jimmy Cumsa almost pulled his gun, but decided at the last second that it might not be a wise move.

  “That was like whacking an ox, I hope my weapon’s intact,” Hardin said. He was calm again. He looked his pistol over, and then cocked it and put it back on the table, in front of him.

  “Call never caught Duck, but he caught me a couple of times, back in my feuding days,” Wesley Hardin said. “I was pretty disagreeable, in my feuding days. Then Call went off and hung the Suggs brothers, up in Kansas. The Suggs were as mean as you, if not meaner.”

  “You don’t have no idea how mean I am, you scabby sonofabitch,” Mox Mox said. He was tired of insults. Besides, Jimmy Cumsa was hearing it all. He had to speak up, or let Jimmy think he was afraid of Hardin.

  “Oh, you cook some chicken you drag off a train now and then,” Hardin said. “I expect most of them are just fat Yankees. You could fry a hundred of them and it wouldn’t impress me.”

  He seemed amused by Mox Mox’s anger.

  “What would impress you?” Jimmy asked. He could tell Mox Mox wasn’t going to stand for much more. He wanted to ask a few questions before the killing started, if it did.

  “Well, you’ve got three problems,” Hardin said. “Joey Garza, Charlie Goodnight, and Woodrow Call. Take ’em in any order you like. When you’ve killed any one of the three, come back, and I’ll buy you and all your damn Mexicans a drink.”

  “You don’t think we can manage it, do you?” Jimmy asked.

  “No, I don’t,” Hardin said. “You’re just a bunch of chicken fryers.”

  “We’ve been in the papers,” Jimmy said. “The papers say we’re the worst gang ever to hit the West.”

  He was becoming annoyed himself at John Wesley Hardin’s evident lack of respect.

  “I guess you want me to bow to you, because you got your name in some damn newspaper,” Hardin said. “I wouldn’t give a nickel’s worth of dogshit for the whole bunch of you, and I don’t care what it says in the papers. If you want to sit here and drink, do it quietly. Maybe I won’t have to whack you like I whacked that lunkhead.”

  “No, if we ain’t wanted, we’ll depart,” Mox Mox said, standing up. “When I come back, I’ll bring you three heads, and then I’ll expect an apology for your rude behavior, Mr. Hardin.”

  Hardin was studying his cards. He didn’t look up.

  Mox Mox waited, but Wesley Hardin seemed to have forgotten their existence.

  “Why don’t we go back in and kill him?” Jimmy Cumsa asked, when they were outside. The horses had all been dumping; several piles of horseshit steamed in the dirty snow. Pedro, Peon, Manuel, and Oteros all looked drunk. They had gone to the back of the saloon and helped themselves to some liquor in Patrick O’Brien’s storeroom. Each of them had drunk a bottle.

  “The way to think about Hardin is that he’s crazy,” Mox Mox said. “Having him alive is like having another weapon. He might kill anybody, at any time. If Call wandered in here, Hardin might kill him for us. Or, he might kill Goodnight.”

  “I thought you wanted to kill Goodnight yourself,” Jimmy said.

  “I’d like to, but if Wesley Hardin happens to kill him first, I wouldn’t shit my pants.”

  “I thought you wanted to do it yourself,” Jimmy repeated.

  Mox Mox took his horse and walked off. He led his horse behind the saloon and helped himself to two bottles of Patrick O’Brien’s whiskey. Patrick came out while he was doing it, and held out his hand.

  “That’s six bottles you owe me for,” he said. “Your men took four. I sell a lot of whiskey out my back door.”

  “It’s convenient, I guess,” Mox Mox said. He handed over the money. He wanted to stay friendly with the Irishman. In his experience, it was bad policy to offend saloonkeepers.

  The real reason Mox Mox led his horse behind the saloon was be
cause he needed a place to mount that wouldn’t require him to jump for his stirrup in front of the men. He found just the thing, too, a little lump of sand about two feet high. Usually he managed to mount from the uphill side, so he wouldn’t have to jump for the stirrup. That was the awkward thing about being short; he could never forget it. If he was mounting out on the flats, where there was no uphill side, he had to jump for the stirrup, whether he liked it or not.

  When he rode back around the saloon, all the men were mounted except Hergardt, who had just crawled out the door. He sat in the snow, crooning a German song he sometimes sang when he was unhappy. Some blood ran out of his ear, on the side where Hardin had hit him.

  “Get up, Gardt. We’re off to catch that Mexican boy,” Mox Mox said.

  Hergardt stumbled up, but fell flat down again before he could reach his horse. Manuel and Oteros managed to hoist him to his feet, but Pedro Jones and Jimmy Cumsa had to help, in order to get him flopped over his horse. Hergardt caught his reins, but dropped them. Pedro Jones had to lead Hergardt’s horse.

  The mesquite limbs from what had once been old Naiche’s hut were still smoldering as Mox Mox and the men rode out of Crow Town. The crows were cawing, and the bitter wind still blew.

  4.

  BROOKSHIRE HAD ATTENDED Princeton College for a year. He hadn’t the head for it, and knew he hadn’t the head for it, but his mother had ambitions for her children: she was determined that he become a college man. She made him a suit, so that he would not look so much like a plain Hoboken boy, and she scraped and scrimped to save the money to send him.

  They were not rich, but his father had a decent job on the railroad. He was foreman of the railroad yard in Queens; it had not been Colonel Terry’s yard, not then.

  Brookshire had only stayed a few months at Princeton College. Even his mother was forced to accept the sad fact that he didn’t have the head for it. In later years, it was only in her bitterest moments, after she discovered that his father, like the Colonel, had a Miss Cora tucked away in Queens, that she railed about her son’s failure at Princeton.