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by Marlynn Swanigan

he hurled him into outer space, his squeals got lower the further out…All the African Americans started to see how beautiful they were when they stuck together. “GET HIM BACK!” then he hurled another fearful disciple into outer space! Marlynn and Rosebush shared many more mornings and nights in undying peace. A dark clone named Wrath signed to the exiles, drafted to replace Vanity. Marlynn went to meet Rosebush’s siblings, holy nukes Hat, Watch, Luck, Honeysuckle, Lily, and Cape in super groove world. They hit it off pretty well, after they made him shit his pants. Don’t worry, angels crap gummy bears, kid. He was a good writer, so they started a band called ‘super musicians’ whom raise the audience from the dead by using live-lyrics, which are compared to the gospels because the audience can feel God’s presence in their angelic voices. Then, one day, Marlynn gawndihowled and hollowbots surrounded him. “The write armor’s my brother in law! Aw, Bullcrap, I thought it was me! What about me!” cried Honeysuckle, with envy? A cold warrior stares at her like she’s good food… "I'd talk to her with this snot in my nose... Hold on, nigga, i'm 'bout to go blow my nose-" God gave Rosebush control over her own heart and future. She was officially a real live Goddess. A few months later, she gave birth to a little girl a demigoddess named Melancholy. Chakra erupted from her angelic skin as she wiggled her little hands and feet.♫ The white room was very quiet, so Ezequador was working on hollowbotics and studying the spy-cherubs’ behavior with Veunic compelling the Amolvian guards. “WAYH, DO WIKE WWHIS, DOOH…” Ban helped Veunic with hollowbotics, hands no bigger than an uppercase letter. Ezequador blows soap bubbles at the cupids and they fight to bring them back to him… Some of them pop, but it’s hard for some of the angels to burst the bubbles. “So, when they can’t destroy easily is when Christ wants them to evolve…”

  “Gawndihowl morph…” (♪Window minimized♪) “Crap, man!” (♪Restoring♪) (♪Closing♪)

  LEVEL 9 (Old School 2)

  Solo Objective: Scourge all the monsters

  Multiplayer Objective: Race – Be the first to lead the team to victory for an extra trophy

  Dark Objective: Gas the monsters for an extra life in deprivation

  Highlights:

  Super Replay: (♪“THE DARK GAWNDEN ARE SLAPPIN’ ON DEFENSE-BELTS! THE BATTLE FOR THE MULTIPLEX IS ON!”♪)

  “The Holy-Gawnden-”:

  “Meanwhile, the Dark Gawnden-”: +

  (The ‘Super Melancholy’ narrator audio plays) ♫And the baby girl could write armor like her father. When she turned five, Marlynn and Rosebush were living in Europe. They found it hard to keep an eye on her, she kept venturing off to kill hundreds of humans. She was practicing on heartless men at first - behind Rosebush’s back - and then she got addicted to killing. It was all over the local news. ♫

  LEVEL 10 (Old School 3)

  Solo Objective: Scourge all the monsters

  Multiplayer Objective: Race – Be the first to lead the team to victory for an extra trophy

  Dark Objective: Gas the monsters for an extra life in deprivation

  Highlights:

  Super Replay: (♪“WE MADE IT, BABY! THEY’RE TAKIN’ SOME BIG HITS!”♪)

  “The Holy-Gawnden-”:

  “Meanwhile, the Dark Gawnden-”: +

  ♫”Marlynn- MOVE…!” Marlynn held Melancholy behind him, facing Rosebush, as Melancholy hid her adorable face and teary eyes. “What about all her friends?”

  “You are gonna go back to the hollow, right where you belong!” A spy-cherub pops out of the refrigerator, “WWUN, DOOD!”

  “MOMMY, I’M SORRY!”

  “BE QUIET! NOW, SORRY ISN’T ENOUGH! You need to stop spoiling her, Marlynn.”

  “Don’t do it, baby – You ok? Please, don’t go, mommy’s just tired she didn’t mean that.” ♫

  LEVEL 11

  Solo Objective: Scourge all the monsters, bind the officers

  Multiplayer Objective: Race – Be the first to lead the team to victory for an extra trophy

  Dark Objective: Bind the holy officers, acquire the life points, and move on

  Highlights:

  Super Replay: (♪“WOW, SIGNITAURE MOVE AFTER SIGNATURE MOVE! TODAY WAS AN UNFORGETTABLE DAY, IN HOLLOW HISTORY!”♪)

  “The Holy-Gawnden-”:

  “Meanwhile, the Dark Gawnden-”: +

  “Gawndihowl morph” (The ‘Axe 2: Whi’widowduh’ narrator audio plays) ♫ the space station erupted with the sound of slaves laboring and wailing. “Burrr – Feels like my last relationship in here!” purred Zybu. (♪SHHINGG♪) Zybu and Joelnaq’s armor was much sharper than the army of Hades’ blurry armor was. The hollow had always been the same, even before it was the games. And Hades grew more and more ill everyday he spent on the throne of the boiler room - Place was filthy anyway. Well, anyway, they had joined Hades’ army, but they were crippling it. They stood on a planet in the hollow-heavens, (♪HHROAHRHHH♪) (♪Whi’widowduh ♪) fighting off the ETs and attacking monsters therein… “Name and rank?” prompted the guy at the booth, ashamed to see such mighty beings dwelling in Hades’ staff. The exiles helped Hades get where he was, but nobody liked the guy. They all wanted him dead! The guy in the booth stared at Joel and Zybu like they were absolutely-completely disgraceful. He also dreaded what they would do to Hades’ enemies, considering most of his enemies are innocent human beings. Like the native sorcerers, Hades had extra terrestrial operatives he had tamed during his conquest. Fiery smoke gassed up from Joelnaq’s eyes, fading near his hairline, as he stared at the stars. “Zybu.” The winged lion, sneaky and sly, turned his head to Joelnaq, who calmly sighed, “Super Ay’est…”

  “What are your conditions?”

  “We want to be with Hades, in his castle.”

  “Oh-really? Yay for you…” As they headed to another moon for more publicity, the slaves were heard banging tarnished instruments behind them. Suddenly, Zybu told Joelnaq, “I’ll be back in a few hours, kid.” The sons of Lucifer had a reward for Zybu’s arrest. “What? C’mon, dude, you gotta be kiddin’ me!” A lasso of dark magic grasped Zybu by his hind paw and yanks him back down to the station. ♫

  LEVEL 12

  Solo Objective: Scourge all the monsters

  Multiplayer Objective: Race – Be the first to lead the team to victory for an extra trophy

  Dark Objective: Gas the monsters for an extra life in deprivation

  Highlights:

  Super Replay: (♪“SEVERAL SCOURGES IN THE MIX, LEADING TO A GREAT TRIUMPH…HOW DO THEY DO IT?!”♪)

  “The Holy-Gawnden-”:

  “Meanwhile, the Dark Gawnden-”: +

  ♫Joelnaq had been accepted as one of Hades’ loyals. In fact, he sat above his throne in the boiler room, so annoyed at the organist. He was so annoyed he prayed for a chance to knock him out, sincerely, to God like it wasn’t violent or harmful at all. The music was so horrible he had to wear earplugs to keep from crying. He sat there waiting for Zybu to someday tell him it was over. He watched many of Hades’ victims carried away to the lions and some thrown into the boiler surrounding the throne. “Joelnaq, why are you so down?”

  “I miss Aladdin.”

  “What is this thing?” Hades just sat staring at Ban, frustrated with a cupid sitting in his lap staring back at him. “AAHH-HAHA!” Azarban watched Hades like a kid watchin’ cartoons. He had never seen a crown before, so Hades’ bizarre model definitely tickled him. I mean – he looked like a clown, ya know? Every time he budged, Little’s eyes lit up! It looked like he had some kind of goofy balloon animal on his head… “Gawnden, the Lord’s voice is crammed full of undying peace.” Joelnaq believed Zybu and finally fell asleep. “Ezzy, we’ve searched every corner.”

  “No Joelnaq, no break. (aw, c’mon.)” There was a spirit of love over Super Amolvia, and hope. Though none of the Amolvians could eat or sleep, they kept making new recipes and adding new foods to this big giant table for the two princes. The food couldn’t spoil or rot. “I wish you were with me.”


  “We’ll see them again, prince Ezequador…God will find them.”

  “The angels definitely know the whereabouts of these Amolvians, but Amolvians invented holy fire...” ♫ “ENEMY MULTI-D, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS!” cried the real Super Ay’est aloud, prepared for the worst, dark mines and airborne mines hailing around him, binding and harvesting the super Amolvian bots… Their aim used to be life-points, now they just want to film for super multiplexes of their own, so they pursue clones. Bot Hades tried to creep behind the exiles to swipe and break one of their cameras, but he was caught and sacrificed! It was like a shootout in a western, but with high beams and supernaturally charged guns. We think it’s so big to do something good or be loving, but it ought to be hard for us to do wrong and hate… Allow the gospel to stabilize you from inside out…

  LEVEL 13 (Old School 4)

  Solo Objective: Scourge all the monsters

  Multiplayer Objective: Race – Be the first to lead the team to victory for an extra trophy

  Dark Objective: Gas the monsters for an extra life in deprivation

  Highlights:

  Super Replay: (♪“IT’S HEATIN’ UP NOW, BABY! OH YEA!”♪)

  “The Holy-Gawnden-”:

  “Meanwhile, the Dark Gawnden-”: +

  Dark objective: “Harvest the planets around the space station and watch out for Super Marlynn’s booby traps.”

  Quick tip: Don’t stack or organize things around a spy-cherub, they’ll think it’s a training exercise and possibly destroy it… And

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