A gal named Anice Geddis answered the telephone.
“Ms. Geddis, this is Abigail Thurmond calling, and I am wondering if you can help me with a piece of information.”
“I can try,” she said.
“I represent Rebecca Simms in the case for divorce against her husband, Nathaniel Simms.” I gave her the case number and the date and hour of our hearing.
“Can you hold for just a moment? Good gracious, the phones are ringing off the hook today!”
She put me on hold; I waited for a while, and finally she came back.
“Judge Prescott has that one.”
“Julian Prescott?”
“Yep. We only have one.”
“Okay. Thanks.”
Oh, swell. This presented a huge ethical problem. I knew I had to ask for another judge and decided to call Julian and see what he wanted to do. Sure enough, his office number was listed with information, and after a short wait, he picked up the line.
“Julian? Hey, it’s Abigail.”
“I knew that! How are you?”
“Practicing law again. Um, listen, we have a small issue here.”
“I heard that about you resuming your practice. Hey, are you irked with me because I didn’t go with you to get a cup of coffee that day?”
“No, Julian,” I lied. “I couldn’t care less about that. The problem is that you’re the judge on a case I’m handling.”
“Oh. But that, I mean, we, um, that was years ago! Do you really think anyone would care?”
Well, he certainly got over me, didn’t he? I could feel myself turning every primary and secondary color associated with the swelling soufflé of rage and humiliation.
“It doesn’t matter, Julian. You know that.” My stupid heart was pounding.
“No problem. Give me the details and I’ll recuse myself.”
“Thanks. I can email it over if it’s easier.”
“You have email? You?”
“Yeah. So. That would be great. Thanks.”
“Okay…my email is [email protected].”
I wrote it down and mumbled, “Okay.”
There was an uncomfortable pause and then he said, “Okay, then. You doing all right?”
“Yeah, I’m great. You?”
“Oh, everything’s fine. Staying busy, you know…”
Somebody had to put a stop to the drivel, so I stepped up. “Okay. Well, you take care, Julian.” I pressed the off button of my phone.
I stood there trying to recount the conversation word for word. All I could take away from it was that there was absolutely no desire on his part to engage me in anything more than polite informalities. I felt like I’d been slapped. Worse, I could feel tears burning the sides of my eyes. Surely he realized the price of my relationship with him had cost me more than anyone should have to pay for one mistake. One mistake.
But had it been a mistake to sleep with Julian when I was married to John? Of course it was morally wrong. But the affection and desire I felt for Julian was not a black-and-white situation. It had nothing whatsoever to do with John. When I fell in love with Julian, it was as though I had no control over it. It was a riptide, and it never occurred to me that I could resist the undertow. It just happened.
I smelled him before I saw his face in the crowd around the bar. He didn’t smell like the men’s fragrance counter at Dillard’s, okay? He just smelled clean and manly. We were at the old Hyatt in Chicago, and there were twenty or so of us there having drinks at the end of a long day of lectures. I was seated on a bar stool talking to a gal from Minneapolis, and he leaned in behind me trying to attract the bartender. He ordered a glass of Merlot and I remember thinking, Gosh, red wine sounds good all of a sudden. So I said, I’ll have one too. He said, put it on my tab. I objected and he said something like, Why can’t I buy someone a drink, and proceeded to buy a drink for a total stranger standing next to him on the other side, a squirrely-looking male, I might add, to prove his point. He said he was feeling generous, that he loved Chicago and who was I?
We began to talk, and for the first time in years, I felt alive. He treated me like I was interesting and smart and he looked at me in a way that no man had ever looked at me before, as though he knew my every thought. He made me feel young and beautiful and, God help me, sexy. Maybe the most important part of my first encounter with him was that he really listened to me. And we laughed, really laughed. That was the beginning of the affair right there over a glass of wine. It didn’t matter one whit that we were fully dressed and in the company of many people. He hung on my every word and I hung on his. The air between us sizzled and we never discussed whether or not we would wind up in bed and was it right or wrong. It was like this—if we didn’t sleep together, we were going to die. We had a one-way ticket on a freight train to hell.
Yes, he was right to say it had all happened so long ago that no one would probably have cared, but for me, seeing him and hearing his voice made it seem like it was beginning all over again. What a fool I was!
Look, if he had ever made me feel dirty or used, I would have hated him, but for a different set of reasons. But at that moment, I thought it was worse to feel insignificant or ridiculous, and he had just made me feel both in the course of a two-minute conversation. To pile on the misery, I realized that some part of me, some very weak and pathetic part of me, still cared deeply for him.
“Oh! Get out the violins!” I said to the thin air and decided to go for a short walk on the beach.
I kicked off my shoes and walked along the water’s edge, letting the cool surf wash over my feet. It didn’t take long until I had my emotions under control again. All I had to do was tell myself get over it about a billion times. I decided I had too much to do to waste my time fretting over Julian Prescott. Intellectually, I knew it was absurd. Absurd. Yep. That’s what it was. Get over it. Get over it. What if I went to my grave as an old lady and I still wasn’t over it? That was one of my little issues. I never got over anything. I hung on to bones like a mad dog.
Thoroughly annoyed with myself, I walked back to my house, kicking through the white sand and cut my big toe on a broken shell. I sat on the bottom step of the walkover that bridged my yard with the beach and watched the trickle of blood. Great. I was bleeding. It would probably get infected, I would have to have my toe amputated and never be able to wear thongs again—and, believe me, a thong sandal was the only kind of thong I had in my wardrobe. Julian would never fall in love with me again if I lost a toe. And, and, and…it was time for Little Miss Sunshine to buck the hell up! Or at least to get a Band-Aid.
I hobbled back inside, washed my toe and gave it first aid. All I kept thinking was how long it had been since I’d had any kind of minor accident that caused me to bleed, and I realized it had been a very long time. But I could bleed like anyone else, and then a whole new thought popped into my head about, you got it, Julian. Maybe it wasn’t that he didn’t care about me. Maybe he had just sworn off relationships. Wasn’t that what men did? Crawled in a cave to heal wounds? I mean, sure I won the prize for lousy personal life, but maybe he was first runner-up? Who knew?
I was considering it (engraved trophies perhaps?) when my cell phone rang. It was Rebecca.
“Hey! It’s me. What are you doing tomorrow?”
“Tomorrow? Well, other than making the world a better place by changing one life at a time through our legal system, nothing.”
“Want to drive with me to the Charleston airport to pick up Claudia? I’m taking the day off.”
“Sure. Why not? What time do you want to leave?”
“Early. Around eight? I can’t wait to see her and I can’t wait for you to meet her. She’s really and truly a wonderful woman, and God knows she’s been a great friend to me.”
“Can we stop by Saks? I bought some clothes last week, and if they haven’t shipped them yet, I could just pick them up myself.”
“Let me guess—something black?”
“Pretty grim, right?
”
“Yeah.”
After a little giggle, a thanks a lot and a see you in the morning, we hung up.
I went back into my new office, which I could already see was going to draw me in much in the same way you lift pot lids on someone’s stove to see what’s cooking. My message light was blinking and, lo and behold! there was a message from Harry Albright. I couldn’t dial the slime’s number fast enough.
“I’ll put you through,” Broom Hilda said.
“Ms. Thurmond! I have your interrogatory. Would you like me to FedEx it or do you want to have it picked up?”
“I’ll pick it up myself. I actually have to be in Charleston tomorrow, so I can just swing by. Oh, and Mr. Albright, I think we should discuss my client’s right to be in contact with the children’s camp and her prerogative to speak to them during scheduled calling hours.” At least I had the presence of mind to do then what I should have done earlier.
Dead silence from the cockroach, and then, “What seems to be the problem?”
“Under the law, you and Mr. Simms cannot interfere or stop her from speaking to her children. You know that.”
“Ms. Thurmond, the judge granted sole custody to Mr. Simms because your client is an unfit…”
“Hold it right there, Mr. Albright. She’s been convicted of no crime. These children were coerced and I think we both know it. And my client looks like a Mother Superior next to yours and we both know that too.”
“You’re referring to that alleged unfortunate incident at Louis’s Fish…”
“Alleged, my big, fat foot. There were a hundred witnesses. Look, Harry, and yes, I’m calling you Harry and you can call me Abigail if you’d like, if there’s one thing you and I have both seen enough of, it’s kids getting used as tools in divorce, so let’s back off, okay?”
“We use what we have, Ms. Thurmond. But I will call the children’s camp today.”
Fine, don’t call me Abigail! “Thank you very much.” I hung up the phone and said, “Asshole!” The nomenclature was tailor made.
We drove to Charleston the next day, going over and over what I was uncovering in discovery, and with each revelation Rebecca became more and more annoyed.
“You can call your children anytime,” I said.
“Great. Now let’s see if they want to talk to me.”
By the time we got to the airport she was coming to the same conclusions I had known for years—divorce is a battlefield. The only thing that made going through it tolerable was the knowledge that a solid game plan and intense preparation could—not definitely would—but could bring some justice and a sense of closure.
We were sitting outside of the baggage claim in my car, waiting for Claudia to appear, when Rebecca said the words I longed to hear. “What in the world would I do without you, Abigail? Thank you for this, for everything.”
“Jeff Mahoney,” I said and rolled my eyes.
“Boy, you can say that again.”
People began coming out the automatic doors, and Rebecca got out of the car to look for her friend. I clicked open the trunk and felt the car bounce as one of them threw in Claudia’s suitcase. I didn’t know it then, but in just moments I was about to meet my secret weapon.
We laughed and talked our way into Charleston, picked up the envelope with Nat’s response, which I did not open and did not tell Rebecca what it was and swung by Saks, where they watched the car while I ran in and picked up my black clothes from alterations.
I was thinking two things. I couldn’t wait to be alone and read the papers from Nat and Harry. If they were honest responses, Rebecca was going to be plenty upset. There was no reason to put her through that in a car along with her friend who had just arrived, so my plan was to read them in private and discuss them later with Rebecca and then with Harry Albright. So, unfortunately, they would have to wait until I had some privacy.
Second, I was thinking about Claudia. She seemed awfully nice, and she was everything Rebecca had said she was—very pretty, flawless skin, warm personality, great sense of humor and smart like Harvard. It wasn’t until later, when we had updated Claudia on Rebecca’s trouble and while we were drinking iced tea on Claudia’s balcony that we tripped over an excellent addition to our bag of tricks. Claudia said, in all innocence, “Can I see the pictures of Charlene? I’ve never seen a picture of a home-wrecking whore.”
“Of course,” Rebecca said. “You won’t believe how ugly she is.”
We drove over to my house to get them from my files.
“Great house,” Claudia said. “Classic Pawleys.”
“Thanks. It’s a work in progress.”
Daphne was in my office, finishing hanging the new curtains. They were just plain cotton voile sheers, but they greatly softened the room and filtered the direct sunlight.
“The curtains look great, Daphne! Y’all, this is Byron’s sister. She’s helping me get my life organized.”
“That’s a full-time job for ten women, ’eah?” Daphne said and smiled at them.
“Very funny,” I said. “This is Rebecca, my client, and this is Claudia, her friend from Atlanta.”
When she realized I had my one and only client with me, she became all business. “It’s nice to meet y’all. Can I get y’all something to drink?”
“Tea, anyone? Coffee?”
They said no thanks, that they were just going to stay for a few minutes.
Daphne excused herself, and I handed Claudia the pictures of Charlene’s before and after, not the ones that would mortify Rebecca.
“Whew!” she said, looking at photograph after photograph.
I was standing there thinking, You betcha, whew!
“Is she ugly or what?” I said.
“Homely as a mud fence,” Claudia said. “What in the world is he thinking?”
“He’s a pig, right?” Rebecca said.
“Oh, he’s a whole barnyard of pigs!” Claudia said, and then paused, adding, “You say he paid for her to fix her ears, chin, nose, breasts, eyes and backside?”
“And her teeth. And probably implants for her cheekbones too,” Rebecca said. “But I’m not positive about that.”
“I’ve got just a few of Nat’s canceled checks to various doctors, but not everything.” I said. I had little to no idea about the costs of cosmetic surgery, but I asked her anyway. “If you had done all this surgery, Claudia, what would you have charged?”
“Who me? Honey, I charge as much as I think I can, within reason, of course. This stuff’s pretty competitive these days. But it’s not cheap. The big money seems to be in microdermabrasion. Those patients pay the mortgage. And nose jobs. Nose jobs bought my condo.”
“Just give us a ballpark number,” I said.
Claudia looked hard at the photographs.
“Fifty thousand, maybe more. It depends on a lot of factors—OR time, whether or not she had a local or she needed an anesthesiologist—I have a sterile clinic in my office, but sometimes I have to use the hospital—it all depends on the patient and the procedure.”
“Would you be willing to give expert testimony in court?”
“Of course! Rebecca’s my oldest friend! I can’t believe what he’s done to her! Y’all! I just can’t believe this!”
“It’s pretty unbelievable,” I said and started to giggle.
“What are you thinking, Abigail?” Rebecca said. “You’ve got that she-devil look on your face.”
“That fifty thousand is one very nice chunk of change. And remember, it’s also a marital asset. Hoo! Boy! I’ll bet y’all this. Nat Simms isn’t going to be happy that we know about it. Probably—no, not probably—for sure he has never revealed this information to Harry Albright. And we can all be doubly sure the judge isn’t gonna like it one little bit!”
Rebecca was looking out the window at the water and Claudia was still looking over the pictures.
“Add on ten thousand,” Claudia said. “Her teeth are definitely resurfaced.”
“That’s even
better,” I said.
“Well?” Claudia said. “Rebecca? You ready to go do some shopping?”
“Sure.”
“What are you doing for dinner, Abigail? Want to join us for something fried in a basket?”
“Let’s go to Huey’s for drinks,” I said. “Watch the sunset?”
“Who’s Huey?” Claudia said.
“My best friend,” I said. “Better brace yourself.”
They left, so I called Huey and invited us over. He was delighted to have a new face in our little crowd.
“See you at seven?” I said.
As soon as we hung up, I sat at my new desk, opened the envelope and began to read.
Have you ever had sex with another woman during the time you have been married? Nat took the Fifth. Visited a hotel? Nat took the Fifth. Smoked pot? Nat took the Fifth. Abused alcohol or prescription medication? Physically abused your wife? No. No. No.
On and on it went—one lie after another. I got so mad I thought I would scream, but I called Albright’s office instead. He picked up the phone almost immediately.
“What can I do for you, Ms. Thurmond?”
“You know, Mr. Albright, this procedure is not a joke.”
“Do you hear me laughing, Ms. Thurmond?”
“This interrogatory is packed with lies and denials. Do you want to go to court?”
“Ms. Thurmond? You’ll have to prove that they are lies. And you might like to know, the judge just signed the paper today for us to begin a discovery process of our own.”
“What took you so long? We go to court in three weeks.”
“Oh, don’t worry, we’ll be ready.”
I didn’t like the tone of his voice. It sounded like he had something on Rebecca.
“Well, just to let you know, I intend to deposition Nat and Charlene.”
Big silence.
“To what end?”
“Mr. Albright? I think we would like to try and settle this in mediation. Save our clients a lot of money.”
“I don’t think my client’s ready to settle.”
“Really? Oh! One other thing…we are beginning a valuation audit of the family business. If there’s anything funny in the books, it wouldn’t bode well with the IRS for your client.”
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