Omnibus: The Know-It-All, The Year of Living Biblically, My Life as an Experiment

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by A. J. Jacobs


  origin of AJ’s rivalry with

  party behavior of

  quasi-Asimov achievements of

  Renaissance Man ideal of

  Jacobs, Beryl

  in Alaska

  chemical symbol for

  daughter born to

  moral sense of

  Seymour’s bouncy visit to

  Jacobs, Ellen Kheel:

  AJ’s cheating incident and

  AJ’s reading habits deplored by

  Deadhead message heard by

  in mother-son bonding trip

  multitasking rejected by

  pigeons as viewed by

  practical mind-set of

  telegonic perspective on

  Jacobs, Jasper

  AJ’s preparation for

  gender observed in

  naming of

  sonogramsof

  Jacobs, Julie Schoenberg:

  AJ quizzed by

  AJ restrained by

  AJ’s cranial capacity known by

  AJ’s crush revealed to

  AJ’s Mensa membership and

  birthday expanded by

  on Britannica prospect

  buying flowers for

  canned crying not needed by

  celebratory dinner provided by

  EB disappointing to

  fury provoked in

  Hanukkah present of

  herb-related aid to

  impressive sleep attainments of

  J-volume comment of

  marriage of

  organizing fetish of

  Oscar party of

  pregnancy of; see also Jacobs, Jasper

  Sherwood Schwartz sitcoms known by

  “what, what, what?” thing not tried out on

  Jacobs family, AJ’s models in

  Jamie:

  adult ed class of

  at crossword tournament with AJ

  Jane, Aunt

  Jefferson, Thomas

  Adams predeceased by

  Jeopardy, trying out for

  Jesus:

  actual birth date of

  Easter Bunny and

  editorial mischief on

  Jews, Judaism

  chess-playing

  lore of

  menstruation taboo in

  under Nazis

  jokes:

  about bartender and Descartes

  moon-in-water

  poop-culture

  pop-culture

  Jupiter, Julie’s rash thoughtlessly compared to Great Red Spot of

  Kennedy, Edward M., “Punctual Guy” meeting with

  Kheel, Ted

  kings named Charles, abundance of

  know-it-all, Mr., see knowledge displays

  knowledge:

  clustering of (cannibalism, syphilis, oneeye blinded men, e.g.)

  in conversational gambits

  creative solutions arising from

  for crossword success

  Faustian thirst for

  flexibility an advantage in

  general vs. specialized

  Jacobs men in love with

  macabre

  normal gaps in

  philosophy of

  Plato’s theory of

  in post-Britannica summary

  recurring themes in

  self-

  knowledge displays:

  in the As

  Britishisms in

  in chess game

  on coriander

  on earth

  of eleven-year-old Douglas

  e-mails used in

  of Eric

  in father-son match

  on “The Fire Next Time”

  guessing in

  on head-snapping technique

  Julie as restraining influence on

  at Mensan convention

  on Millionaire

  at New-York Historical Society

  on pediatrics

  on pickles

  potential for humiliation in

  on sports

  on time

  in viewing Shanghai Knights

  Kogan, Herman

  Koning, Hans, on Eleventh Edition

  Krantz, David, memorization explained by

  lacrosse, lacrosse word vs.

  language(s):

  eleven-year-old genius on

  EB’s help in translation of

  pretentious

  ridiculous imprecision of

  sexist, fruitist, and antianimal

  see also words

  Latin, life-saving role of

  lawyers, “lovely group of people” as

  learning, embracing joy of

  legal proceedings:

  first U.S. insanity plea in

  odd

  Lego robotics, career as instructor in

  Les, learning speed reading with

  libido, dampening of

  Lies and Fallacies of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, The (McCabe)

  life:

  chaos of

  passing by of

  philosophy of, Fitzgerald vs. Fleming on

  as “sad piece of buffoonery”

  secret of

  utopian view of

  ligature

  light speed:

  novel yardstick for

  time and

  Limbaugh, Rush, positive side of

  limerick, G-rated

  Lisa (friend), earth explained to

  loopholes:

  in “benefit of clergy”

  biblical

  in colonial times

  Mensan

  of religious men

  in wills

  losers, lacrosse players giggled at by

  Louis XIV, King of France:

  bioweapons suppressed by

  fontange affixed in court of

  Louis XV, King of France:

  Encyclopédie tolerated by

  hunting days of

  Luciano, Lucky, war effort aided by

  Luther, Martin, theses not really nailed by

  McCabe, Joseph

  Macropaedia

  Madonna, Britannica-speak view of

  males, selfish tool behavior of

  Manhattan, Indian sale of

  Manhattanites, huge nonflying flock of

  marriage(s):

  of AJ’s parents

  Aristotelian view of

  assortative mating in

  brief history of

  close-knit

  fidelity in, of pigeons

  after Long March

  and Pueblo moccasin divorce

  Shaw’s apparent celibacy in

  Shaw’s famous quote on

  of Solomon

  of twins (to each other)

  MarshallChess Club, boosting intelligence at

  Marti, Aunt

  Marx, Karl

  meaningful cross-referencing, see cross-referencing, meaningful

  melee, memorizing definition of

  Melville, Herman, dismissive 1941 write-up of

  memorization, nothing bypassed in

  memory:

  Dave Farrow’s course and

  Ebbinghaus curve of

  see also Operation Britannica, retention issue in

  Mensa(ns):

  characteristics observed in

  convention of

  conversations of

  crass drunkenness of

  membership in

  obesity of

  puns and

  sweetness and humility wanting in

  trivia contest of

  Metamorphosis of Ajax, The (Harington)

  metric system

  Micropaedia

  mind:

  as attic

  as newly painted shack

  mistakes and misinformation:

  even EB not free of

  of successful know-it-alls

  mistresses, in Mussolini family

  mob, wartime help from

  Moore, Demi, Hawthorne revised by

  Morozov, Paul
ik, that odious little schmuck

  mosquitoes, yellow fever transmitted by

  movie ideas:

  The Great Metric Caper

  Hail to the Freakin’ Chief (president afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome)

  Julia Child, chef by day, spy by night

  Lumière factory film remake

  a romance between Civil War enemies

  Young Gandhi

  movies:

  first talkie, surprisingly

  leaving early at

  overheard inaccuracies in

  tolerable length of

  unasked questions about

  movie stars, geographic knowledge of

  Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus, Salieri’s friendship with

  music:

  gagaku (a-ak)

  rap

  Mussolini, Benito, serious relationship issues of

  myths, of conception

  Nabokov, Vladimir

  names:

  apotropaic

  bastardization of

  coincidences in

  colorful, in sports

  famous, determined by chance

  ill-advised

  of Jacobs baby

  Julie’s list of

  reassessment of

  for victims of practical jokes

  Napoleon I, Emperor of the French:

  hesitation and Waterloo loss of

  idiosyncratic portrait of

  Native Americans, warfare of

  nature, Woody Allen’s view of

  negative side:

  of AJ, the Mensan

  of Jefferson

  of natural world

  of reading

  Neptune, English astronomer’s careless loss of

  Newton, Isaac, unorthodox thumbing of

  New Yorker

  New York Times

  crosswords of

  nicknames:

  eighth-grade

  of politicians not to trust

  in sports

  nipples:

  caviar on

  Jodie Foster’s

  opossum

  presidential

  “no,” issues with saying

  nose, ignorance of what is right under

  nouns, in radio turn-off ritual

  nudity:

  in battle

  EB’s surprising amount of

  in exercise

  in the greats

  in photo poses

  number(s):

  irrational, Pythagorean opposition to

  sorting philosophies by

  square roots of

  nut jobs, rationality sometimes possessed by

  Oglesby, Thaddeus

  omniscience, see specific topics

  Operation Britannica:

  as addiction

  AJ’s decision on

  AJ’s family on

  AJ’s limit reached in

  AJ Sr. on

  authority of doctors eroded by

  bedrock of confidence attributed to

  being “out there” vs.

  coincidences in

  comfort and health in

  comfort from verifiable megagenius on

  in conflict of authorities

  cross-reference tolerance in

  crossword failure not attributed to

  encyclopedia-as-Bible theory of

  equipment for

  fainting envied in

  falling asleep in

  false trumpets sounded in

  Flaubert and Buddhists opposed to

  games for self-amusement in

  hazards in

  head slappers in

  Iraq crisis and

  “Ironic Facts” file in

  joy of learning in

  learning to see silver lining in

  in light of evolving brain

  as lonely mission

  mind toys provided by

  most common reading sites for

  nobility seen in

  organizing influence of

  philosophical justifications for

  power of editing pondered in

  proper stance for

  psychoanalytic view of

  relationship with Julie affected by

  relationship with world altered by

  retention issue in

  scatological puns resisted in

  skimming in,

  specialization fought in

  speed reading attempted in

  as starter accomplishment

  as surrogate Hebrew school

  three Halifaxes in

  time logged in

  trivia score aided by

  useful applications of

  what to read after

  wisdom gained from

  “Zywiec” as end of road in

  Oscars, AJ’s firsthand knowledge of

  Ostrogoths, ill-advised complaint about

  overcomers, stories of

  Paine, Thomas, history’s kindness to

  Panelas, Tom:

  in AJ’s visit to EB HQ

  other “faithful readers” found by

  Pappas, Theodore

  paradoxes, liar

  parenthood:

  avoidance of

  catalog of fears faced in

  learn-as-you-go

  theories on

  parents, Marxian views on

  past, present as recap of

  past posting:

  instructions for

  with TiVo

  Paul (friend), earth explained to

  pedophilia:

  literary fame and

  in Self-Taught Man

  penis rituals, mushrooming and

  penthouses, special theory of

  “peon,” misguided definition of

  Peru, New Year’s undies in

  Peter and Sharon

  Petrarch, Francesco, visit to Dr. Phil advised for

  Philbin, Regis

  philosophy:

  French, role of crossed eyes in

  of human

  ideal forms vs. change in

  Picard, Captain, baldness of

  pigeons, AJ blown away by

  Plato, philosophy of

  poetry:

  depressing

  disheartening vs. wisely humbling

  polar wandering

  pop culture:

  AJ’s promise to

  EB coverage of

  EB light on

  holes opening in AJ’s knowledge of

  jokes in

  pornography:

  in Carry Nation’s day

  cross-eyed women in

  in domain name swipe

  at reproduction clinic

  positive side:

  of Attila the Hun

  of Black Death

  of frequent illnesses

  of Krakatoa

  of Max Schmeling

  of natural world

  of Sepoy Mutiny

  pregnancy:

  of Julie’s friends

  quest for; see also Jacobs, Jasper; Jacobs, Julie Schoenberg

  preliterate societies, ethical relativism as guide to

  presidents:

  log cabin spotlight on

  speed reading ascribed to

  White House habits and

  see also specific presidents

  pretention, five steps to

  pronunciation:

  of Goethe

  of “motor”

  overcoming defects in

  public relations:

  in naming Greenland

  Seven Wonders concept in

  Puccini, Giacomo, operatic personal life of

  pulmonary diseases, noble deaths from

  puns:

  Mensan love of

  scatological

  Pythagoras

  quarters, serrated edges on

  quizzes:

  Mensan trivia

  at New-York Historical Society Museum

  pop

  in quiz show auditions,


  rabbinical

  rabbit(s):

  Fibonacci increases in

  Oswald, the Disney road not taken

  stuffed

  radio, ritualistic turning off of

  rap, purveyors of

  rap stars, Upper East Side boys dressing like

  Rasputin, murder of

  Raster Master, speed reading with Les and

  rational humanism, Sartre’s rejection of

  rats, flying, pigeons as

  reading:

  to AJ’s gestating boy

  processing vs.

  of telephone book, name after name

  worries about value of

  real estate, probable worst deal in

  relativity:

  general theory of

  longevity and

  special theory of

  religious wars, fondue in

  Renaissance Man, specialization vs.

  reproductive strategies

  of Acarina

  of a group including blue-footed boobies and Scottish bundlers

  of AJ

  reptiles, crocs vs. alligators, how to distinguish

  rhetorical devices

  Rick and Ilene’s wedding

  Rite of Spring, The (Stravinsky)

  rituals:

  body modifications in

  fertility

  halitza

  life-affirming

  private parts involved in

  rice-boiling

  romance and courtship:

  breakup strategies in

  in Civil War

  duplicity in

  Kama vs. Cupid in

  Lapland kissing

  platonic, unrequited, and required reading

  short-lived

  see also reproductive strategies; sexual activity

  Romans, ancient

  Greeks wonderful in comparison with

  sex acts and executions staged by

  triumphal marches of

  Roosevelt, Theodore

  Sahara Desert, “haboob” in

  Salieri, Antonio, history’s unfair take on

  Sampugnaro, Dave:

  facts collected by

  as Millionaire lifeline

  SAT scores

  schedules, overloaded

  Schmeling, Max, history’s kinder view of

  Schoenberg, Alexandra

  Eric’s linguistic dispute with

  Schoenberg, Barbara, as phone book reader

  Schoenberg, Doug, AJ quizzed on As by

  Schoenberg, Eric:

  beaten with Boggle

  character of

  defeat not an option for

  EB disputed by

  “erythrocyte” not known by

  intellectual competition from

  after Millionaire fiasco

  as Millionaire lifeline (as know-it-all’s know-it-all)

  in mixed doubles

  Nabokov comeback flung at

  Schoenberg, Larry

  “street smarts” advocated by

  Schoenberg family

  cute and sweet kids in

  visit of

  Scrabble

  in braille

  luck a factor in

  screwups, famous

  semicolon, bizarre parentage of

  September 11 attack, historical context of

  1726, Louis XV’s 276 hunting days in

  sexual activity:

  in fertility office

  purposeful

  in the Zeus variations

 

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