by A. J. Jacobs
DAY 264
The New York Times article on the Reverend Boyd is “Disowning Conservative Politics, Evangelical Pastor Rattles Flock” by Laurie Goodstein, July 30, 2006.
DAY 277
The King James version cleans up Ezekiel 23:20. But the New International Version gives a more earthy, and accurate, translation: “There, she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
For more history of cursing try “Almost Before We Spoke, We Swore” by Natalie Angier, September 20, 2005. And “Tarnation Heck!” by William Safire, February 12, 2006. Both in the New York Times.
DAY 287
See A Practical Handbook for Ministry by Wayne E. Oates for more on mentally ill patients who try to pluck out their eyes.
DAY 297
Thanks to Roadside Religion by Timothy K. Beal for first introducing me to the quote about religious study making the “strange familiar and the familiar strange” (p. 299). It’s an interesting book about religious tourist destinations.
Many scholars—including Bart Ehrman, in Misquoting Jesus—contend that the Gospel of Mark originally ended with the verse 16:8. Or else, it continued, but the real ending has been lost.
DAY 314
The translation of Exodus 21:22 is notoriously difficult. If you translate the Hebrew word for “lose her offspring” as “a miscarriage,” the passage seems to bolster the pro-choicers. If you translate it as “premature birth,” then it can be used by pro-lifers. For more on this, see www.religioustolerance.org/abo_biblh.htm.
Here are some other websites that deal with abortion and the Bible from both sides: www.prochoiceactionnetwork-canada.org/articles/bible.html; www.priests forlife.org/brochures/thebible.html; www.elroy.net/ehr/abortion.html; www.jimfeeney.org/pro-life.html.
By the way, here’s an etiquette tip: Do not say “Mazal tov” to a Karaite. The phrase mazal tov means “good stars” or “good constellations,” which they see as violating the Bible’s ban on astrology.
DAY 372
The C. S. Lewis quote is from Surprised by Joy: The Shape of My Early Life (New York: Harcourt, Brace & World, 1956), p. 192.
DAY 378
For more on women being banned from talking in church, see Rescuing the Bible from Fundamentalism by John Shelby Spong.
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Bell, James Stuart, and Stan Campbell. The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Bible. New York: Penguin Group, 2005.
Blackhouse, Robert. The Kregel Pictorial Guide to the Temple. Grand Rapids, Mich.: Kregel Publications, 1996.
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———. The Sins of Scripture. San Francisco: HarperSanFrancisco, 2005.
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BIBLE BIBLIOGRAPHY
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Acknowledgments
The Bible says to give thanks (Psalms 44:8), so I hope you’ll forgive me if I get a little carried away.
Thanks to my editor Marysue Rucci at Simon & Schuster, who is a joy to work with—passionate, generous, and wise.
I’m grateful to my agent Sloan Harris at ICM, who insists on breaking his profession’s stereotype by being a complete mensch.
I’m indebted to Rob Weisbach, a brilliant editor and great friend without whom I would not be doing this for a living.
There’s an astounding number of people to thank at Simon & Schuster for their unrivaled support: David Rosenthal, the capo di tutti capi, as well as Victoria Meyer, Aileen Boyle, Tracey Guest, Julia Prosser, Leah Wasielewski, Jackie Seow, Marcella Berger, Marie Florio, Lisa Healy, and my friendly taskmaster, Ginny Smith.
If this were an awards show, I’m guessing I’d be played off right about now. But I’ve got plenty more. My spiritual advisory board consisted of the following insightful and kind people: Elton Richards, Andy Cohen, Marsha Marks (the Christian aunt I never had), Julie Galambush, David Bossman, David Cohen, Nathaniel Deutsch (who understood my project better than I did), Roger Bennett, Fay Landis, Rev. Stan Duncan, Robbie Harris, Azriel Hirsch, Oded Borowski, Father Michel Lavoie, Darrell Bock, Dean Hubbard, Bill Berkowitz, Calum Carmichael, Michael Berenbaum, Glen H
optman, Benyamin Cohen, Joseph Ginzberg, Greg Frier, Eddy Portnoy, and Vincent Crapanzano.
Thanks to all those who read the manuscript and gave me their editorial wisdom, namely: Lizzie Berne DeGear, Peter Griffin, Andrew Lund (who read it twice!), Chad Millman, Brian Frazer, Neely Harris (who used a highlighter), Carolyn Bernstein, Rob Kurson, Albert Kim, Ken Jennings (yes, as in the Ken Jennings of Jeopardy!), Shannon Barr, Mark Warren, Elicia Pomeroy (who kindly donated a metaphor), Stephen Friedman, Sam Davidoff, Laura Bittner, Martin Zuckerman, Mark Warren, Uri Grezemkovsky, Paul Mandell, Jennifer Landis, Burt Cohen, and Melanie Davis.
I’m grateful to David Granger of Esquire, a visonary editor (who didn’t get mad when I slacked off on my Esquire duties for three months—maybe four). And to Josie Freedman of ICM, who is the female version of a mensch, whatever that is called, as well as Liz Farrell, Michael McCarthy, and Kristyn Keene.
Thanks to Victor Ozols, a researcher/adviser whose attention to detail is matched by his big vision.
Thanks to former S&S’er Geoff Kloske, who bought the book and gave me good advice on sandals.
Thanks to Ivan Hrazdira, who gave me excellent insights on biblical banking. Laurie Davis, who was invaluable in helping me release debt. Kevin Roose, my slave/intern (I’m telling you, the kid is going places). Justin Balding and Jamie Novogrod for making images. Thomas Wheatley and Buddy Kite for their research. To Ruth Feinberg for her insights into temptation and impurity. And the madcap minds of Jay Reiss and Jeremy Kleiner.