“Well,” Pelvis drawled, “now we’ve done shit and stepped in it.”
Over nearer the intersection with the flashing caution light, Dan started the station wagon’s engine and backed out of the driveway he’d pulled into. He eased onto the street, his headlights still off. The black Cadillac had sped past about two minutes before, and Dan had expected it to come flying back at any second. As the saying went, it was time to git while the gittin’ was good. He switched on his lights and at the caution signal took a left toward Interstate 49 and the route south. There were no cars ahead of him, nor any in his rearview mirror. But it was going to be a long night, and a long drive yet before he could rest. He breathed a good-bye to Alexandria, and a good riddance to the bounty hunters.
Flint, still stunned by the sudden turn of events, was watching the red and blue lights spin around. “Eisley, you’re a jinx,” he said hoarsely. “That’s what you are. A jinx.” Two policemen were getting out of the car. Flint pushed the can of Mace under his seat. Clint’s arm resisted him, but he forced it inside his shirt and buttoned his coat. The two officers both had young, rawboned faces, and they didn’t appear happy. Before they reached the Cadillac, Flint dug his wallet out and pressed his left arm over his chest to pin Clint down. “Keep your mouth zipped,” he told Pelvis. “I’ll do all the talkin’.”
The policeman who walked up on Flint’s side of the car had a fresh crew cut and a jaw that looked as if it could chop wood. He shone a flashlight into Flint’s eyes. “You near ’bout broke our necks, you know that? Look what you did to my cap.” He held up a crushed and formless thing.
“I’m awful sorry, sir.” Flint’s voice was a masterpiece of studied remorse. “I’m not from around here, and I’m lost. I guess I panicked, ’cause I couldn’t find my way out.”
“Uh-huh. You had to be goin’ at least sixty. Sign back there says fifteen miles an hour. This is a residential zone.”
“I didn’t see the sign.”
“Well, you seen the houses, didn’t you? You seen our car in front of you. Seems to me you’re either drunk, crazy, or mighty stupid.” He shifted the light, and its beam fell upon Pelvis. “Lordy, Walt! Look what we’ve got here!”
“How you fellas doin?” Pelvis asked, grinning. In his arms Mama had begun a low, menacing growl.
“I bet this’ll be a real interestin’ story,” the policeman with the light said. “Let’s see a driver’s license. Your ID, too, Mr. Presley sir.”
Flint fumbled to remove the license from his eelskin wallet and hold Clint immobile at the same time. His wrist was still hurting like hell. Eisley produced a battered wallet that had the face of Elvis on it in brightly colored Indian beads. “I never did believe he was dead, did you, Randy?” Walt said with undisguised mirth. He was taller than his partner and not quite as husky. “I always knew it was a wax body in that coffin!”
“Yeah, we might get ourselves on Gerrado Riviera for this,” Randy said. “This is better’n seein’ green men from Mars, ain’t it? Call the tag in.” Walt walked around back to write it down and then returned to the cruiser. Randy inspected the licenses under the light. “Flint Murtaugh. From Monroe, huh? What’re you doin’ here in the middle of the night?”
“Uh … well, I’m …” Flint’s mind went blank. He tried to pull up something, anything. “I’m … that is to say …”
“Officer, sir?” Pelvis spoke up, and Flint winced. “We’re tryin’ to find the Holiday Inn. I believe we must’ve took the wrong turn.”
The light settled on Pelvis’s face. “The Holiday Inn’s over toward the interstate. The sign’s lit up; it’s hard to miss.”
“I reckon we did, though.”
Randy spent a moment examining Pelvis’s license. Clint gave a twitch under Flint’s shirt, and Flint felt sweat dripping from his armpits. “Pelvis Eisley,” Randy said. “That can’t be your born name.”
“No sir, but it’s my legal name.”
“What’s your born name?”
“Uh … well, sir, I go by the name that’s written down right —”
“Pelvis ain’t a name, it’s a bone. What name did your mama and daddy give you? Or was you hatched?”
Flint didn’t care for the nasty edge in the policeman’s voice. “Hey, I don’t think there’s any call to be —”
“Hush up. I’ll come back to you, don’t you worry about it. I asked for your born name, sir.”
“Cecil,” came the quiet reply. “Cecil Eisley.”
“Cecil.” Randy slurred the name, making it sound like something that had crawled out from under a swamp log. “You dress like that all the time, Cecil?”
“Yes sir,” Pelvis answered in all honesty. In his lap Mama continued her low growling.
“Well, you’re ’bout the damnedest sight I ever laid eyes on. You mind tellin’ me what you’re in costume for?”
“Listen, Officer,” Flint said. He was terrified Pelvis was going to start blabbering about being a bounty hunter, or about the fact that Lambert was somewhere close by. “I was the one drivin’, not him.”
“Mr. Murtaugh?” Randy leaned his head nearer, and Flint had the startling thought that he’d seen the policeman’s face before, when its thin-lipped mouth was twisted into a cruel grin and the garish midway lights threw shadows into the deep-set eye sockets. “When I want you to speak, I’ll ask you a question. Hear me?”
His was the face of a thousand others who had come to the freak show to leer and laugh, to fondle their girlfriends in front of the stage and spit tobacco on Flint’s polished shoes. Flint felt a hard nut of disgust in his throat. Clint lurched under his shirt, but luckily Flint had a firm grip and the policeman didn’t see. “There’s no reason to be rude,” Flint said.
Randy laughed, which was probably the worst thing he could’ve done. It was a humorless, harsh laugh, and it made Flint want to smash it back through the man’s teeth. “You want to see rude, you keep on pushin’ me. You come flyin’ up on my rear end and almost wreck my car, I’m not about to kiss you for it. Now you’re real, real close to a night in jail, so you’d best just sit there and keep your mouth shut.”
Flint stared sullenly at him, and the policeman glared back. “It’s a clean tag,” Walt said, returning from the cruiser’s radio.
“I’m just about to get the story from Cecil,” Randy told him. “Let’s hear it.”
“Well, sir …” Pelvis cleared his throat. Flint waited, his head lowered. “We’re on our way to New Orleans. Goin’ to a convention there, at the Hyatt Hotel. It’s for Elvis interperators like me.”
“Now I can retire. I’ve heard everythin’,” Randy said, and Walt laughed.
“Yes sir.” Pelvis wore his stupid smile like a badge of honor. “See, the convention kicks off tomorrow.”
“If that’s so, how come you’re lookin’ for the Holiday Inn?”
“Well … see, we’re supposed to meet some other fellas goin’ to the convention, too. We’re all gonna travel together. I reckon we just missed seein’ the sign, and then we got all turned around. You know how it is, bein’ in a strange place not knowin’ where you are and it so late and everythin’. Couldn’t find no phone, and I’m tellin’ you we were gettin’ mighty scared ’cause these days you gotta be careful where you wind up, all them murders you see on the news every time you turn on the —”
“All right, all right.” Randy gasped like a man surfacing for air. He stabbed the light into Flint’s eyes again. “You an Elvis ‘interperator,’ too?”
“No sir, he’s my manager,” Pelvis said. “We’re like two peas in a pod.”
Flint felt queasy. Clint’s arm jumped and almost got away from him.
“Walt? You got any ideas on what to do with these two? Should we take ’em in?”
“That’s the thing to do, seems to me.”
“Yeah.” The light was still aimed at Flint’s face. “Gettin’ lost is no excuse for speedin’ through a residential area. You could’ve killed somebody.”
“Right. You need to spend a night in jail, to get your thinkin’ straight.”
Great, Flint thought bitterly. When they searched him down before putting him in the cell, they were going to jump out of their jackboots.
“ ’Course,” Randy went on, “if everybody at the station was to find out we almost got rear-ended by Elvis Presley, we’d be takin’ it in the shorts for God only knows how long. So, Mr. Manager Man, you’d best be real glad he’s with you, ’cause I don’t like your face and if I had my druthers I’d put you smack-dab under the jail. Here.” The policeman handed him the licenses. For a few seconds Flint was too dumbfounded to take them.
“Mr. Murtaugh, sir?” Pelvis said. “I believe he’s lettin’ us go.”
“With a major warnin’,” Randy added sternly. “Hold the speed down. Next time you might be goin’ to a cemetery instead of a convention.”
Flint summoned up his wits and took the licenses. “Thank you,” he forced himself to say. “It won’t happen again.”
“Damn straight it won’t. You follow us, we’ll take you to the Holiday Inn. But I want Cecil to drive.”
“Sir?”
“I want Cecil where you’re sittin’,” Randy said. “I don’t trust you behind my car. Come on, get out and let him take the wheel.”
“But … it’s … my car,” Flint sputtered.
“He’s got a valid driver’s license. Anyway, the Holiday Inn’s not very far. Come on, do like I’m tellin’ you.”
“No … listen … I don’t let anybody else drive my —”
Pelvis put a hand on Flint’s shoulder, and Flint jumped as if he’d received an electric shock. “Mr. Murtaugh? Don’t you worry, I’ll be real careful.”
“Move it,” Randy said. “We’ve got other places to be.”
Pelvis put Mama into the backseat and came around to the driver’s side. With an effort that bordered on the superhuman, Flint got out and, holding Clint’s arm firmly against his chest, eased into the passenger seat. In another moment they were following the police cruiser out of the maze of residential streets, and Pelvis smiled and said, “I never drove me a Cadillac before. You know, Elvis loved Cadillacs. Gave ’em away every chance he got. He seen some people lookin’ at a Cadillac in a showroom one time, he pulled out a big wad of cash and bought it for ’em right there on the spot. Yessir.” He nodded vigorously. “I believe I could get to like drivin’ a Cadillac.”
“Is that so?” Flint had broken out in a cold sweat, and he couldn’t help but stare at Eisley’s fleshy hands guiding the car. “You’d better enjoy it, then, because ten seconds after those hick cops drive off will be the last time you sit behind my steerin’ wheel! Do you have a cement block for a brain? I told you to keep your mouth shut and leave the talkin’ to me! Now we’ve gotta go back to that damn Holiday Inn when we could’ve been on Lambert’s ass! I could’ve talked our way out of trouble if you hadn’t opened your big mouth! Jesus Christ! All that crap about an Elvis convention in New Orleans! We’re lucky they didn’t call the men with the butterfly nets right then and there!”
“Oh, I went to that convention last year,” Pelvis said. “At the Hyatt Hotel, just like I said. ’Bout two hundred Elvises showed up, and we had us a high old time.”
“This is a nightmare.” Flint pressed his fingers against his forehead to see if he was running a fever. Reality, it seemed, had become entangled with delirium. “I’m at home in my bed, and this is the chili peppers I ate on my pizza.”
Pelvis wheezed out a laugh. “Nice to know you still got your sense of humor, seein’ as how we lost Lambert and all.”
“We haven’t lost him. Not yet.”
“But … he’s gone. How’re we gonna find him again?”
“You’re ridin’ with a professional, Eisley!” Flint said pointedly. “First thing you learn in this business is to keep your eyes and ears open. I got close enough to hear Lambert and his ex-wife talkin’. She was tellin’ him about a cabin in a fishin’ camp south of Houma. Vermilion, she said the camp was called. I heard her tell him where it is. She said to break a windowpane, and that there’d be food in the pantry. So that might be where he’s headed.”
“I swanee!” Pelvis gushed. “Mr. Smoates said you was gonna be a good partner!”
“Get that partners shit out of your head!” Flint snapped. “We’re not partners! I’m saddled with you for this one skin hunt, and that’s all! You’ve already screwed up big-time, when I told you to keep that mutt quiet back in the park! That damn barkin’ almost shot me out of my shoes! Made me so nervous I let him get the drop on me, and that’s how he got away!”
“I was meanin’ to ask you about that,” Pelvis said. “What happened?”
“That damn woman —” Flint paused. No, he thought; being knocked on your ass by a woman was not a thing Smoates needed to hear about. “She distracted me,” he said. “Then Lambert charged in before I could use the Mace. He’s a Vietnam vet, he put me down with some kind of judo throw.”
“Lucky he didn’t take your gun and shoot you,” Pelvis said. “Him bein’ such a crazy killer, I mean.”
“Yeah.” Flint nodded. “Lucky.”
Which led him to a question: why hadn’t Lambert used the gun on him when he was lying helpless on the ground? Maybe because he hadn’t wanted to commit another murder in front of his ex-wife and son, Flint decided. Whatever the reason, Flint could indeed count himself fortunate to still be alive.
At the Holiday Inn — the same motel where Flint and Pelvis had sat in the parking lot watching the door to Susan Lambert’s room — the two Alexandria policemen gave them a further warning about getting the broken headlight repaired, and as soon as the police cruiser had driven away, Flint took the Cadillac’s wheel and banished Pelvis and Mama to the rear seat. In another five minutes Flint was back on Interstate 49, heading south again. He kept his speed below sixty-five. There was-no point courting trouble from the highway patrol, and if Lambert was going to the fishing camp cabin, he’d still be there by the time Flint found the place, if the troopers didn’t stop Lambert first, and if Lambert hadn’t headed off in another direction. But it was a gamble worth taking, just as Flint had gambled on following Lambert’s ex-wife.
The way ahead was dark. Houma was down in swamp and Cajun territory. Flint had never heard of Vermilion before, but he’d find it when they got down there. It wasn’t an area Flint would’ve ventured into without a good reason, though. Those swamp dwellers were a rough breed, and best left alone. At least — thank God — Eisley was quiet and Flint could get his thoughts in order.
Something that sounded like a warped buzz saw started whining in the backseat.
Flint looked into the rearview mirror. Pelvis was stretched out and snoring, with Mama’s head cradled on his shoulder. The bulldog added to the noise by growling in her sleep.
A thought came to Flint unbidden: At least he’s got somethin’ that gives a damn about him.
Which was more than he could say for himself.
But then, there was always Clint. Good ol’ blind and mute Clint, who had ruined his life as surely as if he had been born a leper.
The way ahead was dark. Flint was determined to find Lambert now; this was a matter of honor. He wasn’t afraid of anything on this earth, least of all a crazy killer too stupid to shoot a man who was down and defenseless. This was a game to be played out to the last card, winner take all. He was going to drag that skin back to Smoates and show that bastard what being a professional was all about.
Flint thought of the mansion in his dream, the white stone mansion with four chimneys and a huge stained-glass window in front. His home, he believed. The place where his mother and father lived. The rich, refined people who had seen a mass of twitching flesh growing from their baby’s chest and, horrified, had given the baby up to the four winds of adoption. His home. It had to be, because he dreamed of it so often. He would find it yet, and he would find that man a
nd woman and show them he was their son, born of refinement into a cold and dirty world, Maybe it lay to the south. Maybe it lay somewhere at the end of this road, and if he’d gone south long before this he would’ve found it like a hidden treasure, an answer, a shining lamp.
Maybe.
But right now the way ahead was dark.
11
Traveling by Night
FORTY-SIX MILES SOUTH OF Alexandria, as the sultry nightwind swept in through the station wagon, Dan felt sleep pulling at him.
He was on Highway 167, which paralleled I-49 and twisted through cane-field country. It was all but deserted. Dan had seen no trooper cars since leaving Basile Park, and there’d been no headlights behind him for the last twenty minutes. Houma was still a good seventy miles away, and Vermilion maybe twelve or fifteen miles beyond that. He had to find another roadmap; his last one had been left in his pickup truck. But the fishing camp cabin would be worth the extra miles. He could hide there for a couple of days, get some decent rest, and decide where to go.
His eyelids were heavy, the drone of the tires hypnotic. He’d tried the radio, but it was lifeless. The pain in his skull was building again, and maybe this was the only thing keeping him awake. He needed a cup of coffee, but on this road the few cafes he passed looked to have been closed up since nightfall. After three more miles he came to a crossroads that had a sign pointing east to I-49. He sat there, weighing the risk of trying to find a truck stop on the interstate. It won out over the chance of nodding off at the wheel and running into a ditch.
The interstate was a dangerous place, because the troopers prowled there. At this time of the morning, though — nearing three o’clock — the truck drivers in their big, snorting rigs were masters of the four-lane. Dan passed a sign that said Lafayette — “the heart of Acadiana” — was thirty miles ahead. Five miles later he saw green neon that announced CAJUN COUNTRY TRUCK STOP 24 HOURS and he took the next exit. The truck stop was a gray cinder-block building, not much to look at, but he could see a waitress at work through the restaurant’s plate-glass window. A tractor-trailer truck was parked at the diesel pumps, its tank being filled by an attendant. In front of the restaurant was a red Camaro with a Texas vanity plate that proclaimed its owner to be AN A1 STUD. Dan drove around back and parked next to two other cars, an old brown Bonneville and a dark blue Mazda, both with Louisiana plates, that probably belonged to the employees. He felt light-headed with weariness as he trudged into the restaurant, which had a long counter and stools and a row of red vinyl booths.
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