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I had a. 32 in my dresser drawer, and my hotel room window was far enough from the pavement to make death a certainty. But Ive never tried that sort of thing, and Ive somehow always known I never will. Im either too scared or too stubborn, or perhaps my particular despair is never as unequivocal as I think it is. Something seems to keep me going.
Of course all bets were off if I drank. Id heard a man at a meeting who told of coming out of a blackout on the Brooklyn Bridge. He was over the railing and he had one foot in space when he came to. He retrieved the foot, climbed back over the railing, and got the hell out of there.
Suppose hed come to a second later, with both feet in the air.
If I drank Id feel better.
I couldnt get the thought out of my head. The worst of it was that I knew it was true. I felt horrible, and if I had a drink the feeling would go away. Id regret it in the long run, Id feel as bad and worse again in the long run, but so what? In the long run were all dead.
I remembered something Id heard at a meeting. Mary, one of the regulars at St. Pauls, had said it. She was a birdlike woman with a tiny voice, always well dressed and well groomed and soft-spoken. Id heard her qualify once, and evidently shed been the next thing to a shopping-bag lady before she hit bottom.
One night, speaking from the floor, shed said, "You know, it was a revelation to me to learn that I dont have to be comfortable. Nowhere is it written that I must be comfortable. I always thought if I felt nervous or anxious or unhappy I had to do something about it. But I learned thats not true. Bad feelings wont kill me. Alcohol will kill me, but my feelings wont. "
The train plunged into the tunnel. As it dropped below ground level all the lights went out for a moment. Then they came back on again. I could hear Mary, pronouncing each word very precisely. I could see her, her fine-boned hands resting one on top of the other in her lap as she spoke.
Funny what comes to mind.
When I emerged from the subway station at Columbus Circle I still wanted a drink. I walked past a couple of bars and went to my meeting.
The speaker was a big beefy Irishman from Bay Ridge. He looked like a cop, and it turned out hed been one, retiring after twenty years and currently supplementing his city pension as a security guard. Alcohol never interfered with his job or his marriage, but after a certain number of years it began to get to him physically. His capacity decreased, his hangovers worsened, and a doctor told him his liver was enlarged.
"He told me the booze was threatening my life," he said. "Well, I wasnt some derelict, I wasnt some degenerate drunk, I wasnt some guy who had to drink to get rid of the blues. I was just your normal happy-go-lucky guy who liked a shot an a beer after work and a six-pack in front of the television set. So if its gonna kill me, the hell with it, right? I walked out of that doctors office and resolved to stop drinking. And eight years later thats just what I did. "
A drunk kept interrupting the qualification. He was a well-dressed man and he didnt seem to want to make trouble. He just seemed incapable of listening quietly, and after his fifth or sixth outburst a couple of members escorted him out and the meeting went on.
I thought how Id come to the meeting myself in blackout. God, had I been like that?
I couldnt keep my mind on what I was hearing. I thought about Octavio Calder?n and I thought about Sunny Hendryx and I thought how little Id accomplished. Id been just a little bit out of synch from the very beginning. I could have seen Sunny before she killed herself. She might have done it anyway, I wasnt going to carry the weight for her self-destruction, but I could have learned something from her first.
And I could have talked to Calder?n before he did his disappearing act. Id asked for him on my first visit to the hotel, then forgot about him when he proved temporarily unavailable. Maybe I couldnt have gotten anything out of him, but at least I might have sensed that he was holding something back. But it didnt occur to me to pursue him until hed already checked out and headed for the woods.
My timing was terrible. I was always a day late and a dollar short, and it struck me that it wasnt just this one case. It was the story of my life.
Poor me, poor me, pour me a drink.
During the discussion, a woman named Grace got a round of applause when she said it was her second anniversary. I clapped for her, and when the applause died down I counted up and realized today was my seventh day. If I went to bed sober, Id have seven days.
How far did I get before my last drink? Eight days?
Maybe I could break that record. Or maybe I couldnt, maybe Id drink tomorrow.
Not tonight, though. I was all right for tonight. I didnt feel any better than Id felt before the meeting. My opinion of myself was certainly no higher. All the numbers on the scorecard were the same, but earlier theyd added up to a drink and now they didnt.
I didnt know why that was. But I knew I was safe.
Chapter 26
There was a message at the desk to call Danny Boy Bell. I dialed the number on the slip and the man who answered said, "Poogans Pub. " I asked for Danny Boy and waited until he came on the line.
He said, "Matt, I think you should come up and let me buy you a ginger ale. Thats what I think you should do. "
"Now?"
"What better time?"
I was almost out of the door when I turned, went upstairs, and got the. 32 out of my dresser. I didnt really think Danny Boy would set me up but I didnt want to bet my life that he wouldnt. Either way, you never knew who might be drinking in Poogans.
Id received a warning last night and Id spent the intervening hours disregarding it. And the clerk who gave me Danny Boys message had volunteered that Id had a couple of other calls from people whod declined to leave their names. They might have been friends of the chap in the lumber jacket, calling to offer a word to the wise.
I dropped the gun into a pocket, went out and hailed a cab.
* * *
Danny Boy insisted on buying the drinks, vodka for himself, ginger ale for me. He looked as natty as ever, and hed been to the barber since I last saw him. His cap of tight white curls was closer to his scalp, and his manicured nails showed a coating of clear polish.
He said, "Ive got two things for you. A message and an opinion. "
"Oh?"
"The message first. Its a warning. "
"I thought it might be. "
"You should forget about the Dakkinen girl. "
"Or what?"
"Or what? Or else, I suppose. Or you get what she got, something like that. You want a specific warning so you can decide whether its worth it or not?"
"Whos the warning come from, Danny?"
"I dont know. "
"What spoke to you? A burning bush?"
He drank off some of his vodka. "Somebody talked to somebody who talked to somebody who talked to me. "
"Thats pretty roundabout. "
"Isnt it? I could give you the person who talked to me, but I wont, because I dont do that. And even if I did it wouldnt do you any good, because you probably couldnt find him, and if you did he still wouldnt talk to you, and meanwhile somebodys probably going to whack you out. You want another ginger ale?"
"Ive still got most of this one. "
"So you do. I dont know who the warnings from, Matt, but from the messenger they used Id guess its some very heavy types. And whats interesting is I get absolutely nowhere trying to find anybody who saw Dakkinen on the town with anybody but our friend Chance. Now if shes going with somebody with all this firepower, youd think hed show her around, wouldnt you? Why not?"
I nodded. For that matter, why would she need me to ease her out of Chances string?
"Anyway," he was saying, "thats the message. You want the opinion?"
"Sure. "
"The opinion is I think you should heed the message. Either Im getting old in a hurry or this towns gotten nastier in the past couple of years. People seem to pull the trigger a lot quicker than they used
to. They used to need more of a reason to kill. You know what I mean?"
"Yes. "
"Now theyll do it unless theyve got a reason not to. Theyll sooner kill than not. Its an automatic response. Ill tell you, it scares me. "
"It scares everybody. "
"You had a little scene uptown a few nights back, didnt you? Or was somebody making up stories?"
"What did you hear?"
"Just that a brother jumped you in the alley and wound up with multiple fractures. "
"News travels. "
"It does for a fact. Of course theres more dangerous things in this city than a young punk on angel dust. "
"Is that what he was on?"
"Arent they all? I dont know. I stick to basics, myself. " He underscored the line with a sip of his vodka. "About Dakkinen," he said. "I could pass a message back up the line. "
"What kind of message?"
"That youre letting it lay. "
"That might not be true, Danny Boy. "
"Matt-"
"You remember Jack Benny?"
"Do I remember Jack Benny? Of course I remember Jack Benny. "
"Remember that bit with the stickup man? The guy says, Your money or your life, and theres a long pause, a really long pause, and Benny says, Im thinking it over. "
"Thats the answer? Youre thinking it over?"
"Thats the answer. "
Outside on Seventy-second Street I stood in the shadows in the doorway of a stationery store, waiting to see if anyone would follow me out of Poogans. I stood there for a full five minutes and thought about what Danny Boy had said. A couple of people left Poogans while I was standing there but they didnt look like anything I had to worry about.
I went to the curb to hail a cab, then decided I might as well walk half a block to Columbus and get one going in the right direction. By the time I got to the corner I decided it was a nice night and I was in no hurry, and an easy stroll fifteen blocks down Columbus Avenue would probably do me good, make sleep come that much easier. I crossed the street and headed downtown and before Id covered a block I noticed that my hand was in my coat pocket and I was holding onto the little gun.
Funny. No one had followed me. What the hell was I afraid of?
Just something in the air.
I kept walking, displaying all the street smarts I hadnt shown Saturday night. I stayed at the edge of the sidewalk near the curb, keeping my distance from buildings and doorways. I looked left and right, and now and then I turned to see if anyone was moving up behind me. And I went on clutching the gun, my finger resting lightly alongside the trigger.
I crossed Broadway, walked on past Lincoln Center and ONeals. I was on the dark block between Sixtieth and Sixty-first, across the street from Fordham, when I heard the car behind me and spun around. It was slanting across the wide avenue toward me and had cut off a cab. Maybe it was his brakes I heard, maybe thats what made me turn.
I threw myself down on the pavement, rolled away from the street toward the buildings, came up with the. 32 in my hand. The car was even with me now, its wheels straightened out. Id thought it was going to vault the curb but it wasnt. And the windows were open and someone was leaning out the rear window, looking my way, and he had something in his hand-
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