THE TALE OF THE FLOPSY BUNNIES
FOR ALL LITTLE FRIENDS OF MR. McGREGOR & PETER & BENJAMIN
IT is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is "soporific."
_I_ have never felt sleepy after eating lettuces; but then _I_ am not arabbit.
They certainly had a very soporific effect upon the Flopsy Bunnies!
WHEN Benjamin Bunny grew up, he married his Cousin Flopsy. They had alarge family, and they were very improvident and cheerful.
I do not remember the separate names of their children; they weregenerally called the "Flopsy Bunnies."
AS there was not always quite enough to eat,--Benjamin used to borrowcabbages from Flopsy's brother, Peter Rabbit, who kept a nursery garden.
SOMETIMES Peter Rabbit had no cabbages to spare.
WHEN this happened, the Flopsy Bunnies went across the field to arubbish heap, in the ditch outside Mr. McGregor's garden.
MR. McGREGOR'S rubbish heap was a mixture. There were jam pots and paperbags, and mountains of chopped grass from the mowing machine (whichalways tasted oily), and some rotten vegetable marrows and an old bootor two. One day--oh joy!--there were a quantity of overgrown lettuces,which had "shot" into flower.
THE Flopsy Bunnies simply stuffed lettuces. By degrees, one afteranother, they were overcome with slumber, and lay down in the mowngrass.
Benjamin was not so much overcome as his children. Before going to sleephe was sufficiently wide awake to put a paper bag over his head to keepoff the flies.
THE little Flopsy Bunnies slept delightfully in the warm sun. From thelawn beyond the garden came the distant clacketty sound of the mowingmachine. The blue-bottles buzzed about the wall, and a little old mousepicked over the rubbish among the jam pots.
(I can tell you her name, she was called Thomasina Tittlemouse, awoodmouse with a long tail.)
SHE rustled across the paper bag, and awakened Benjamin Bunny.
The mouse apologized profusely, and said that she knew Peter Rabbit.
WHILE she and Benjamin were talking, close under the wall, they heard aheavy tread above their heads; and suddenly Mr. McGregor emptied out asackful of lawn mowings right upon the top of the sleeping FlopsyBunnies! Benjamin shrank down under his paper bag. The mouse hid in ajam pot.
THE little rabbits smiled sweetly in their sleep under the shower ofgrass; they did not awake because the lettuces had been so soporific.
They dreamt that their mother Flopsy was tucking them up in a hay bed.
Mr. McGregor looked down after emptying his sack. He saw some funnylittle brown tips of ears sticking up through the lawn mowings. Hestared at them for some time.
PRESENTLY a fly settled on one of them and it moved.
Mr. McGregor climbed down on to the rubbish heap--
"One, two, three, four! five! six leetle rabbits!" said he as he droppedthem into his sack. The Flopsy Bunnies dreamt that their mother wasturning them over in bed. They stirred a little in their sleep, butstill they did not wake up.
MR. McGREGOR tied up the sack and left it on the wall.
He went to put away the mowing machine.
WHILE he was gone, Mrs. Flopsy Bunny (who had remained at home) cameacross the field.
She looked suspiciously at the sack and wondered where everybody was?
THEN the mouse came out of her jam pot, and Benjamin took the paper bagoff his head, and they told the doleful tale.
Benjamin and Flopsy were in despair, they could not undo the string.
But Mrs. Tittlemouse was a resourceful person. She nibbled a hole in thebottom corner of the sack.
THE little rabbits were pulled out and pinched to wake them.
Their parents stuffed the empty sack with three rotten vegetablemarrows, an old blacking-brush and two decayed turnips.
THEN they all hid under a bush and watched for Mr. McGregor.
MR. McGREGOR came back and picked up the sack, and carried it off.
He carried it hanging down, as if it were rather heavy.
The Flopsy Bunnies followed at a safe distance.
THEY watched him go into his house.
And then they crept up to the window to listen.
MR. McGREGOR threw down the sack on the stone floor in a way that wouldhave been extremely painful to the Flopsy Bunnies, if they had happenedto have been inside it.
They could hear him drag his chair on the flags, and chuckle--
"One, two, three, four, five, six leetle rabbits!" said Mr. McGregor.
"EH? What's that? What have they been spoiling now?" enquired Mrs.McGregor.
"One, two, three, four, five, six leetle fat rabbits!" repeated Mr.McGregor, counting on his fingers--"one, two, three--"
"Don't you be silly; what do you mean, you silly old man?"
"In the sack! one, two, three, four, five, six!" replied Mr. McGregor.
(The youngest Flopsy Bunny got upon the window-sill.)
MRS. McGREGOR took hold of the sack and felt it. She said she could feelsix, but they must be OLD rabbits, because they were so hard and alldifferent shapes.
"Not fit to eat; but the skins will do fine to line my old cloak."
"Line your old cloak?" shouted Mr. McGregor--"I shall sell them and buymyself baccy!"
"Rabbit tobacco! I shall skin them and cut off their heads."
MRS. McGREGOR untied the sack and put her hand inside.
When she felt the vegetables she became very very angry. She said thatMr. McGregor had "done it a purpose."
AND Mr. McGregor was very angry too. One of the rotten marrows cameflying through the kitchen window, and hit the youngest Flopsy Bunny.
It was rather hurt.
THEN Benjamin and Flopsy thought that it was time to go home.
SO Mr. McGregor did not get his tobacco, and Mrs. McGregor did not gether rabbit skins.
But next Christmas Thomasina Tittlemouse got a present of enoughrabbit-wool to make herself a cloak and a hood, and a handsome muff anda pair of warm mittens.
THE END
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