THE TALE OF TWO BAD MICE
FOR W. M. L. W. THE LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD THE DOLL HOUSE
ONCE upon a time there was a very beautiful doll's house; it was redbrick with white windows, and it had real muslin curtains and a frontdoor and a chimney.
IT belonged to two Dolls called Lucinda and Jane; at least it belongedto Lucinda, but she never ordered meals.
Jane was the Cook; but she never did any cooking, because the dinner hadbeen bought ready-made, in a box full of shavings.
THERE were two red lobsters, and a ham, a fish, a pudding, and somepears and oranges.
They would not come off the plates, but they were extremely beautiful.
ONE morning Lucinda and Jane had gone out for a drive in the doll'sperambulator. There was no one in the nursery, and it was very quiet.Presently there was a little scuffling, scratching noise in a cornernear the fireplace, where there was a hole under the skirting-board.
Tom Thumb put out his head for a moment, and then popped it in again.
Tom Thumb was a mouse.
A MINUTE afterwards Hunca Munca, his wife, put her head out, too; andwhen she saw that there was no one in the nursery, she ventured out onthe oilcloth under the coal-box.
THE doll's house stood at the other side of the fireplace. Tom Thumb andHunca Munca went cautiously across the hearth-rug. They pushed the frontdoor--it was not fast.
TOM THUMB and Hunca Munca went up-stairs and peeped into thedining-room. Then they squeaked with joy!
Such a lovely dinner was laid out upon the table! There were tin spoons,and lead knives and forks, and two dolly-chairs--all SO convenient!
TOM THUMB set to work at once to carve the ham. It was a beautiful shinyyellow, streaked with red.
The knife crumpled up and hurt him; he put his finger in his mouth.
"It is not boiled enough; it is hard. You have a try, Hunca Munca."
HUNCA MUNCA stood up in her chair, and chopped at the ham with anotherlead knife.
"It's as hard as the hams at the cheesemonger's," said Hunca Munca.
THE ham broke off the plate with a jerk, and rolled under the table.
"Let it alone," said Tom Thumb; "give me some fish, Hunca Munca!"
HUNCA MUNCA tried every tin spoon in turn; the fish was glued to thedish.
Then Tom Thumb lost his temper. He put the ham in the middle of thefloor, and hit it with the tongs and with the shovel--bang, bang, smash,smash!
The ham flew all into pieces, for underneath the shiny paint it was madeof nothing but plaster!
THEN there was no end to the rage and disappointment of Tom Thumb andHunca Munca. They broke up the pudding, the lobsters, the pears, and theoranges.
As the fish would not come off the plate, they put it into the red-hotcrinkly paper fire in the kitchen; but it would not burn either.
TOM THUMB went up the kitchen chimney and looked out at the top--therewas no soot.
WHILE Tom Thumb was up the chimney, Hunca Munca had anotherdisappointment. She found some tiny canisters upon the dresser, labeled"Rice," "Coffee" "Sago"; but when she turned them upside down there wasnothing inside except red and blue beads.
THEN those mice set to work to do all the mischief theycould--especially Tom Thumb! He took Jane's clothes out of the chest ofdrawers in her bedroom, and he threw them out of the top-floor window.
But Hunca Munca had a frugal mind. After pulling half the feathers outof Lucinda's bolster, she remembered that she herself was in want of afeather-bed.
WITH Tom Thumb's assistance she carried the bolster down-stairs andacross the hearth-rug. It was difficult to squeeze the bolster into themouse-hole; but they managed it somehow.
THEN Hunca Munca went back and fetched a chair, a bookcase, a bird-cage,and several small odds and ends. The bookcase and the bird-cage refusedto go into the mouse-hole.
HUNCA MUNCA left them behind the coal-box, and went to fetch a cradle.
HUNCA MUNCA was just returning with another chair, when suddenly therewas a noise of talking outside upon the landing. The mice rushed back totheir hole, and the dolls came into the nursery.
WHAT a sight met the eyes of Jane and Lucinda!
Lucinda sat upon the upset kitchen stove and stared, and Jane leanedagainst the kitchen dresser and smiled; but neither of them made anyremark.
THE bookcase and the bird-cage were rescued from under the coal-box; butHunca Munca has got the cradle and some of Lucinda's clothes.
SHE also has some useful pots and pans, and several other things.
THE little girl that the doll's house belonged to said: "I will get adoll dressed like a policeman!"
BUT the nurse said: "I will set a mouse-trap!"
SO that is the story of the two Bad Mice. But they were not so very,very naughty after all, because Tom Thumb paid for everything he broke.
He found a crooked sixpence under the hearth-rug; and upon Christmas Evehe and Hunca Munca stuffed it into one of the stockings of Lucinda andJane.
AND very early every morning--before anybody is awake--Hunca Muncacomes with her dust-pan and her broom to sweep the Dollies' house!
THE END
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