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by Cora Kenborn


  “Babe, what are you talking about?” Pope asked, taking a step closer.

  I kept my lips pressed firmly together, not willing to risk blurting out another tirade of nonsense. I shoved the picture at him. A look of concern painted his features as he took the picture without breaking eye contact. He looked down, and his eyebrows shot straight up when he recognized what I’d seen. Panic flashed in his eyes when he looked back up to me.

  “Oh, God, it's not what you think,” he started. I remained silent, still not trusting my mouth to behave. When I didn't say anything, he continued. “This was from high school. It was just a party—like a social thing for this girl I went to school with.”

  “Oh,” I said, my voice quiet. “I wasn't sure.”

  “Yeah, nothing to worry about. I don't have some secret wife somewhere. It was just like a prom thing. No big deal.”

  No big deal.

  My anxiety level and blood pressure were through the roof, but it was no big deal. If it was so inconsequential, why had he kept it?

  “Of course,” I said instead, feigning an ease I didn't feel. “Like I said, Kevin got into some of your shit, and I was curious.”

  “Right. So, not that I'm not happy to see you, but did we have plans tonight?”

  I put on a smile. “No, we didn't have plans, but I thought I'd surprise you. I made dinner.”

  Pope looked taken aback. “You made dinner for me?”

  “Yeah, I used Babs’ recipe. I had to call her and have her walk me through it, but I think it turned out okay.”

  His answering smile was the mega-watt one with full-on dimples and dancing blue eyes. “That’s fantastic because I'm starving.” He placed a kiss on my forehead before moving down the hall to drop off his bag.

  The entire conversation lasted all of five minutes, but I couldn't help but wish I had a rewind button. I wasn't exactly sure what we’d resolved, if anything. My nose tingled and my eyes pricked with unshed tears. With a deep breath, I willed the tears away. I wasn't going to turn into a weepy mess.

  Pope said there was nothing to the picture, and he hadn’t given me a reason not to trust him. I had to have faith in time, Pope would feel comfortable enough to open up to me about his past. We were still in the early stages of our relationship. I couldn't expect him to bare his soul to me without getting to know me first.

  Could I?

  The awkwardness extended to dinner. The gumbo was surprisingly good. The cornbread burned on the edges, but it remained edible. I was rather impressed I hadn’t completely fucked up the meal. I searched to find a safe topic to talk about, finding myself drifting into a daydream as Pope recounted one of his calls from his shift. He seemed into the story, but I couldn’t bring myself to feign interest. I cleared the table as soon as we finish eating, desperate to get away from the painful conversation.

  I felt Pope’s arms snake around my waist as I loaded the dishwasher. He nuzzled his nose into my neck and kissed me just below the ear.

  “What's the matter?” he murmured. “You seem tense.”

  “I'm fine,” I said quietly, gathering the silverware from the sink. I was anything but fine. I’d become one of those women I hated. One who wouldn't tell her partner what she thought or felt and just expected them to guess.

  “Are you still on the thing about the picture? Because I told you it was nothing.”

  It was the absolute wrong thing to say.

  Turning around slowly, I took a step back from him. “Am I on the picture thing?” I repeated his words deliberately, trying to wrap my brain around what he’d said and how he’d said it. It was as if all my worry and stress was somehow inconsequential just because he said so. Simply because he’d told me it was no big deal meant I was supposed to accept it.

  I don't think so.

  “I told you it was nothing, why can't you just trust me and drop it?”

  That did it. That flipped my bitch switch so fast my head spun.

  “Why can't I just trust you? How about because I don't even know you, Pope. You refuse to tell me about your family or introduce me to your friends. I know nothing about your past except that you always wanted to be a police officer. You've kept me completely shut out when I've done nothing but open all my closets, floorboards, and attics to show you every skeleton I have. What am I supposed to think when I find a picture of my boyfriend, who has avoided telling me anything about his past, with a woman in a wedding dress?”

  Pope scrubbed a hand down his face. “It wasn’t a wedding dress.”

  “That’s not the point!” Wincing at the shrill tone of my voice, I spun around and grabbed my keys from the kitchen counter.

  I hated fighting.

  “Where are you going?” Pope called out, following me into the living room.

  I clipped in Kevin’s leash and got my jacket and messenger bag before turning to face him again. “I’m going home,” I said with a calm I didn’t feel.

  “So that’s it? You're just going to leave? Don’t you think we should talk this out?”

  I sighed and avoided looking him in the eyes. It was too painful. “No, I don’t. I think if I stay one or both of us will end up saying something we’ll regret.”

  “Wait, are you breaking up with me?”

  I felt his words like a physical pain. “Of course not. I’m just going home. We can talk in a few days when we’ve both had a chance to cool down.”

  “You seem pretty cool now.”

  This fucker wants to die.

  “Trust me, I’m not,” I growled, bending to scoop Kevin from the couch. Pope trailed me to the front door and leaned in for an awkward hug. I allowed it but quickly maneuvered out of his grasp and down the walkway to my truck.

  I made the mistake of looking back at Pope as he stood in the doorway, his usually expressive face completely blank. A little piece of my heart broke to see him like that. I drove off, cursing the evening for not at all ending as I'd hoped. I felt like I'd taken two steps forward just to end up right back where I started.

  Driving down the highway with just my pig for company.

  23

  Wildflowers

  Savannah

  New Orleans, Louisiana

  Wildflowers.

  Not just one little bundle. No, Pope would never half-ass something like that. I counted seven giant mason jars filled to capacity with bouquets of bright wildflowers placed neatly on my desk.

  They weren't roses or lilies; they were a riot of color and chaos. Just like me.

  He'd listened.

  I moved to my desk and picked up the card propped against the makeshift center vase. Even those were perfectly me.

  My hands shook a little as I opened the card, slightly afraid of what was inside.

  Savannah,

  I've thought of a million ways to tell you I'm sorry over the past two days, but none of them seemed sufficient. I've never been what you'd call an open book. It just wasn't the way I was brought up, but of course, you wouldn't know that because I never told you.

  I understand now that I hurt you and bruised your trust by withholding that part of me, and I'm sorry. I promise to let you in. It will take time, but we'll get there if you can just be patient with me.

  Quentin

  My heart skipped a beat as I trailed my fingers over the letters of his real name. He'd told me he went by his last name the first time we'd met, so that was all I'd ever called him. Seeing his first name scrawled across the bottom of the card did something to my insides.

  I had to give it to him, Quentin Pope knew how to do apologies. How could I say no?

  The front door to the office banged open, and Bam-Bam strolled in. He took one look at my desk and let out a long whistle.

  “Oooo-eee! Someone messed up bad. What’d the little donut eater do?”

  I rolled my eyes. “Nothing, we had a little fight. It’s no big deal.”

  Bam-Bam fell into Addie’s empty desk chair with a huff. “I ain’t buyin; what you're sellin’, little one
. When a woman says things like fine, whatever, or no big deal,” he said, ticking each one off on his fingers, “you better believe the opposite is true. Now tell your favorite cousin what's really goin' on.”

  How was it that my big, backwoods bred, lug of a cousin knew all that, but Pope was clueless?

  I shrugged. “He hasn’t exactly been forthcoming with his past.”

  “What’s that supposed to mean? He’s a cop, ain’t he? Can’t be anything too bad. Unless of course, you ain’t talkin’ ‘bout spendin’ a night in jail. He steppin’ out on you?” He squeezed his hands into fists, making his knuckles crack and his point clear. Cop or not, if Pope did me dirty, Bam-Bam had every intention of doling out his own justice.

  “No, nothing like that.” I rushed to assure him before he started to Hulk out. “He won’t talk to me about his family or friends or his childhood. We’ve been together for months, and he’s never even introduced me to anyone in his life. It’s like he’s keeping me separate from his real life.”

  Bam-Bam squinted at me and leaned so far back in the desk chair I thought it might break in half. Just when I thought he wasn’t going to respond, he cleared his throat.

  “Sounds to me like it might not be you that he’s hidin’. Not everyone’s life growin’ up was roses and cupcakes, little one.”

  I closed my eyes, realizing he was right.

  “Chew on that ‘fore you go sellin’ him up river, yeah?”

  I nodded and gave him a half smile. “When did you get so smart?”

  He shook his head and stood up. “I ain’t no scholar. I just know people. Met a lot of different kinds over the years. You never know someone’s story until they give it to you. Some of ‘em just take a little longer to tell, that's all.”

  “Thank you, I needed to hear that.”

  “I suppose you did. Glad I could help,” he said, coming over to ruffle my hair.

  As he moved to leave, I caught his arm. “Hey, what’d you come in for?”

  He looked confused for a second before cracking a goofy grin. “Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I broke an anchor. I came here to let Ads know we needed another one.”

  “You broke an anchor? How the hell did you manage that?”

  He chuckled. “Just pulled too hard, I guess.”

  If anyone else had said it, I’d have called bullshit. But I’d seen my cousin rip a tree clean out of the ground because it was in his way. It was a small tree, but he still did it without breaking a sweat. He was like a Hillbilly Hercules.

  “She made me do inventory in the warehouse last week. I’m pretty sure there’s one in there. I’ll make sure she knows we need to order a new backup.”

  “Thanks, ‘cuz, you’re the best. I don't care what they say about you.”

  “Yeah, yeah. Now get back to work. And no more breaking shit. You’ve reached your quota for the month.”

  “You got it, boss,” he called over his shoulder with a wave.

  I flipped my phone over in my hand while I stared at the flowers. Bam-Bam was right. I should try to see things from his perspective. Taking a picture of the flowers, I typed out a quick message.

  ME: Thank you for the flowers, they’re beautiful. I’m sorry for overreacting.

  POPE: You didn’t overreact. I’m sorry for not being more upfront.

  ME: I guess we both kinda suck at this, huh?

  POPE: We'll figure it out eventually.

  ME: I hope so.

  POPE: Listen, my partner is having a BBQ at his house Monday around 5. Would you want to come?

  ME: Your partner?????

  POPE: Jesus, the fellow officer who I ride around with day in and day out. The person I’ve told you countless stories about?

  ME: Oh, right. Yeah, I’d love to.

  POPE: Okay. I’ll text you the address. I’d come pick you up, but I’ll have to leave straight from the precinct.

  ME: That’s fine, I can take the truck.

  POPE: Sounds like a plan. I’ve gotta go. My shift starts soon.

  ME: Okay, have a good night.

  POPE: You too, babe.

  I sighed—like legitimately sighed out loud like a fucking Disney princess. It was the closest thing to a swoon as you could get. I was going to meet Pope’s friends. He was letting me in.

  Great!

  Now, what the fuck was I going to wear?

  24

  Duck Number Twenty-Seven

  Adelaide

  New Orleans, Louisiana

  Pushing my glasses from the tip of my nose back onto my face, I glared at my sister from across the office. “Savannah, I’ve been pretty nice up until now, but enough is enough. Anymore online shopping during company time, and I’m putting a block on your internet access.”

  It had been week since Zep cornered me in the kitchenette, and all I’d gotten from him was radio silence and slammed filing cabinets. We’d barely spoken a handful of words to each other as he breezed in and out of the office in between meetings with clients, outings on the boat, oh yes, and dates with her.

  Josie Gereaux.

  Bayou real estate guru to the stars.

  Plastic princess.

  Bitch.

  I had no right to be mad at him for moving on with his life. I’d treated him like a sorority girl’s drunken conquest and skipped out while he slept. My head knew that. However, my stubborn Dubois pride refused to see it that way and maintained he should’ve given us a cooling off period before manwhoring all over the place again.

  Savannah threw her pencil at me, clearing an impressive distance between our desks. “I have to find the perfect outfit to wear to this barbecue.”

  “It’s just a cookout, Sav. Not a cotillion.”

  I recognized the look on her face immediately. When my sister focused on something, a freight train could drive through the office and pulverize everything while she sat oblivious to it. When she managed to actually work, she was a machine. Unstoppable. If only she put as much effort into business activities as she did diabolical ones.

  Resigned to the fact nothing would get accomplished until Savannah’s crazy got taken down a couple of notches, I sighed and walked over to her shithole of a desk.

  “That one,” I said, pointing at a picture of a paisley monstrosity that was exactly the kind of nightmare my sister would wear. “Now can we get back to work?”

  “What if his friends don’t like me? What if I don’t like them? Oh God, what if they’re republican?”

  I closed my eyes and silently counted backward from ten. Savannah’s superpower had always been relationship sabotage. Maybe it was ingrained in her psyche, but I maintained it was intentional whether she wanted to admit it or not. Whenever life became too coated in hearts and flowers for Savvy, she immediately went into defensive mode, preparing for the bottom to drop out.

  Refusing to feed her paranoia, I slammed the laptop closed, clipping her finger before she had a chance to pull it back. “I love you, but your crazy is showing. Tuck that shit back in, yeah?”

  “What the fuck, Ads?” Savannah stuck her uninjured middle finger up at me and then shoved it in her mouth with a frown.

  She looked like a child, and the outfit she’d dressed herself in didn’t help dispel the image. From the feet up, she screamed executive. Black pumps melted into tailored black dress pants, but that was where the polished professional ended and my free-spirited sister began. Tucked into her black pants was a red graphic T-shirt that boasted the phrase, “ride or die”. She was a walking contradiction and drew stares in whatever place she deemed worthy of her presence.

  “Man, you’re bitchy. You need to get laid. Oh wait,” she said, grinning smugly. “You already did.”

  I quickly redirected her taunt before she could continue. “Focus!”

  She gave a disdainful laugh and eyed me curiously. “When did you get so sanctimonious, Snorkel Queen? How is Jim LeChair?”

  Ouch.

  “This isn’t about me.”

  “Oh, it most certainly
is, big sister. You don’t get to stand there and judge my lunatic girlfriend ways when you insist on sticking to that ridiculous story.”

  I bristled at her accusation, alarm twisting in my stomach. “It’s not a—”

  She stuck her chin out and snorted. “Do you honestly think no one has noticed you two eyeing each other up like you’re both on the buffet at Sizzler?”

  Brushing past her, I grabbed a pile of purchase orders and stomped toward the copier, pushing random buttons like I was launching a nuclear launch code. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

  Knowing she’d hit a nerve, my loving baby sister tore out of her chair, draped herself across the copier, and went in for the kill. “Bitch, please. If the sexual tension were any thicker when you two are in the same room, I could stick a straw in it and slurp it like a milkshake.”

  Slowly rolling my eyes, I tilted my chin and glared. “Do you hear yourself when you speak, or does shit just randomly pop in your head and fly out of your mouth?”

  She grinned. “Don’t deflect. We’re discussing you.”

  “I could say the same thing to you.”

  For all our differences, Savannah and I were the same at our basest female instincts. When threatened, my sister avoided confrontation, relying instead on covert operations to confirm the good in her life was a lie. Me? Protective force shields prevented me from ever getting to the point of confrontation. The good in my life had already proven to be a lie before being ripped away from me.

  Twice.

  As kids, my mom forced Savannah and me into ballet classes. Neither of us were good, and we both hated it. For the first few months, I plié’ed when I should’ve pirouetted, stepping on everyone’s feet and messing up the combinations. However, being a perfectionist, I practiced hours on end until I could perform the steps in my sleep. By the end of the year, I’d become the best in our class.

 

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