The Best of Forevers

by Hargrove, A. M.

  “Yep, nothing except the AMEX, a key fob, and a big wad of cash,” he says.

  Releasing an exhausted sigh, I make a decision. “Take him to my place.”

  He shakes his head. “Spesh, you can’t do that. He isn’t a stray cat.”

  “Right, but I live the closest.” In the building next door, in fact. “And what are our other options?”

  “It’s not safe,” Jeb insists.

  “Oh, like he’s gonna attack me in this state?” I point at the heap of drunkenness.

  Jeb chuckles. “Yeah, I guess when you put it like that.”

  “Besides, I have his black American Express and his watch as collateral. I do know how to take care of myself.”

  He eyes the guy for a minute. “Oh? How’s that? Are you going to use your vast martial arts skills on him?”

  “Okay. No use in being sarcastic. I’ll pull out my biggest kitchen knife and threaten to kill him.”

  Jeb cocks his head. “Oh, really? What if he happens to turn that knife on you?”

  I hadn’t thought of that, but I’m not going to let Jeb know. “Come on. He’s not a killer. He’s a drunk.”

  “Just for the record, I’m not a big fan of this idea. Knowing you as I do, I won’t talk you out of this though.”

  “Meh, he’ll be fine on my couch.”

  “We could just leave him in here,” Jeb says.

  “Not a chance. With my luck, drunk dude will wake up and try to break himself out of here. Then I’ll have that expense and mess on my hands.”

  “Make him pay.”

  “That’s not the point. Who will I get to fix it on a Sunday?”

  “Yeah, I didn’t think of that. Your landlord would be mad as hell too. What if he wakes up and goes crazy on you in your apartment?”

  “I’ll lock myself in the bedroom and call 911. Come on. Help me drag his dead ass to my place. I’m tired and need some sleep.”

  “Okay, but if this goes badly, you call 911, you hear?”

  “I’ll do worse than that. I’ll karate chop the motherfucker in his balls.”

  Jeb shakes his head. “Such a comedian.”

  Getting a tall—at least six feet—drunk, and very solid man out of the bar with hardly any help from him is not easy. He does walk, but his legs keep giving out and we have to poke and prod him like we’re driving cattle. By the time we get him situated on my couch, I’m worn out.

  “Jesus, that was the most difficult workout I’ve ever done.” I wipe my sweaty brow with an arm.

  “You and me both,” Jeb says. “He has to weigh two twenty. Solid as a rock.”

  “Help me get his boots off and you can leave.” We tug and tug until at last his stocking feet peek out at the end of his jeans. I wheeze from the effort. It’s weird that he wears work boots, but I don’t mention it to Jeb. “Thanks for the help. You need to get on home. I’ll see you on Monday.”

  Jeb leaves with a warning in his eyes and I nod. “Don’t worry. I’ll lock my bedroom door and call 911 if I have to.” I slide the deadbolt behind him and head to the shower. The bed is yelling my name. As soon as I finish, I throw a blanket on plastered Weston M.C. Wyndham, V, and head to bed. Since the bar is closed on Sunday, I usually sleep as late as I want. I don’t move again until the sun is high in the sky and my room is bright.

  Chapter 2

  Special

  Pushing the covers back, I stand and stretch. I roll my shoulders a few times, working the tightness out of them. Then I pull on my favorite pair of ratty old jeans and a sweatshirt over my cami. It’s mid-October, and a bit of a chill is in the air today. My sluggish feet and the rest of me aren’t exactly happy to be out of bed, but I drag myself to the kitchen to brew a pot of coffee.

  Too impatient to wait for the brewing process to complete, I grab the pot and pour a cup. With coffee in hand, I tiptoe into the living room to check on my guest. I was so exhausted last night, I didn’t pay a whole lot of attention to him after we dumped him on the couch. That was a mistake because the man is stunning.

  His face is dusted in morning scruff and his hair is in complete shambles. I’m immediately drawn to several things. Full, kissable lips are slightly parted to create a small opening where a hint of white teeth can be seen. One arm is stretched over his head causing his shirt to ride up, giving me a partial view of his abs. The beginnings of two deep lines that angle down below the waist of his jeans indicate there is more to that V than greets the eye. There’s also part of a tattoo peeking out on his side—possibly a large one, and it almost makes me giddy. I want to fall on my knees and inspect it because that’s my addiction. I’m covered in ink. My back is a canvas and so are my arms. It’s my way of expressing emotions. I hear people whispering about it, but this is who I am. Sometimes it hurts knowing they don’t understand even though I try not to let them see it.

  Currently, I’m enjoying the view of Mr. Wyndham entirely too much. Unfortunately, he needs to leave. I have a busy day ahead, not to mention he’s a stranger sleeping it off on my couch. Using my knee, I nudge him on the hip. “Hey, wake up.” No response. I go in for another attempt and still nothing. Shit. What if he’s dead? I touch his neck to see if he has a pulse. He’s warm, so that’s a relief. Beneath my fingers is a strong, steady beat. His skin is smooth and his dark hair brushes the top of my hand. The urge to run my fingers through his hair is strong. Wait, what the hell am I thinking? I jerk my hand away.

  Stepping back, I allow my eyes to linger on him for another minute before I shake his shoulder and call out to him in a louder voice. Still no response. Damn, the guy was hammered, for sure. It’s after ten and I don’t want some weird dude sleeping it off here all day. Even though it borders on the extreme, I fill a glass with water and pour a slow, steady stream on his face.

  “What? Hey! What the fuck!” he groans, sitting up and wiping the water away. He has a deep, gruff voice. I don’t know if it’s because he’s just woken up, but it’s sexy as hell.

  He scrubs the water out of his eyes, then focuses on me. Flint gray irises stare at me in confusion.

  “Good morning.”

  “Who are you?” he asks.

  “I’m the owner of the bar you passed out in last night, Mr. Wyndham. You should be more responsible about how much you drink when you go out.”

  His jaw clenches and he squints. Without saying a word, he flops back down onto the couch and rolls over like he’s going back to sleep.

  “What do you think you’re doing?”

  “Sleeping. Now be a nice little girl and hush. I’m tired and my head is pounding like a bass drum.”

  Seriously? “What do you think this is? The Holiday Inn?”

  “No. The Holiday Inn would’ve given me a bed.”

  My mouth sags open. Of all the … “Hey, if it hadn’t been for me and this couch, your ass would’ve been sleeping on the street.”

  “Whatever. Now, please be quiet.”

  “I will not. You need to leave. I have things to do.”

  “Fine.” He slowly stands and I look up. He’s tall. Much, much taller than I thought last night. Probably because he was all slouched over and could barely walk. As I stare at him, he moves around me and I figure he’s going to the bathroom. Boy, am I wrong. The man barely has his eyes open as he walks down the hall, finds my bedroom, takes off his pants revealing the most perfect naked ass created, and climbs into my bed. Of all the nerve! Now what the hell am I supposed to do?

  This is ridiculous. I have errands to run, things to do. It’s Sunday—the day I visit my Mimi. She cooks Sunday dinner, and I spend the afternoon with her and—shit. Laundry … I need to wash clothes. All my panties are dirty, and my laundry hamper is in the closet in my bedroom. Fuck it. I’m going in anyway.

  Stomping into my room—my room—I go to the closet and grab my hamper, making sure I’ve collected all the dirty clothes. Then I drag it out of the room, intentionally making as much noise as possible.

  “Can you please keep it down? M
y head is splitting wide the fuck open.”

  “So sorry you decided to drink a truckload of liquor last night. And no, I can’t keep it down. I have work to do. Go home and sleep it off there if you want quiet.”

  He groans out a response I can’t understand and don’t bother asking him to repeat. What kind of person does this sort of thing? After I stuff a load of darks in, I run down to the bar to check my restaurant inventory for the food service rep who’ll be stopping by in the morning. But I do a half-ass job of it because I don’t want to leave the asshole up there alone, although I don’t know what he’d steal. A guy with a watch like that and a black American Express wouldn’t want any of the crap I own.

  When I get back home, the washer is finished, so I move that load into the dryer and start the next. Then I get everything out for breakfast. Before turning on the stove, I pull out my beat-up laptop and check out that watch of his. When I try to price it, I only find pre-owned ones and they go for up to fifty grand. What the hell does this dude do for a living? Rob banks? Who spends fifty grand on a fucking watch when you can get a Timex for fifty bucks? And that wasn’t even a brand new one. Maybe he stole it. Maybe he’s a professional high-end thief. Or one of those art thieves, like in that movie where the guy steals all the original pieces and replaces them with fakes. What if he killed someone and stole it off him?

  Calm down, Spesh. You’re just acting crazy now. He can’t have a black AMEX if he’s not a bona fide rich dude. After a few deep, calming breaths, I start to feel a bit better. Time to cook some eggs.

  Everything’s ready to go—butter sizzling in the pan and eggs whipped—when my guest walks into the kitchen.

  “Oh, good, you’re making breakfast. I’m starving.” He stretches his arms in the air and then rubs his stomach like a little kid. I’m happy to note he’s wearing his pants again.

  “Excuse me?”

  “Yeah. Three eggs, toast with butter, no jelly, and I’ll have some sausage. No links, only patties. And grits. With butter and salt. No pepper.” He plops down into a chair at my tiny bistro table for two. “Hey, can you bring me a cup of coffee?” He points to the coffeepot on the counter. “And some ice water. I’m dying of thirst. You wouldn’t by any chance have any Gatorade, would you?”

  No please, thank you, kiss my ass, nothing.

  Holding the whisk in my hand, I think about throwing it at him instead of the sink where I’m placing it. I walk back to the stove, pick up the spatula, take a deep breath, and say, “I’m sorry. This is not a restaurant, and I’m not your waitress nor am I your maid. If you want coffee or water, get up off your ass and get it yourself. Oh, and FYI, no Gatorade.”

  The man looks appalled. “I just thought since—”

  “I know what you thought.”

  “What am I supposed to eat?”

  Slanting my head, I point the spatula at him. “Cook the eggs, sausage patties, toast with butter, and grits your own damn self. Look, mister, there’s something you keep forgetting. You passed out in my bar. We carried you to my apartment. You slept on my couch. But by damn, I will not be following your orders. I don’t know who the hell you think you are, but I believe it’s time you leave.”

  He stares and says nothing for a long moment. Then he extends his hand. “I’m Weston, and you are?”

  Oh brother, here we go. Get ready for the name game. I can’t believe I’m going to do this. Holding out my hand, I say, “I’m Special.”

  There go the brows, straight on up to the hairline, and then he lets out a raspy chuckle. “Well, I like an honest woman. You sure have a high opinion of yourself.”

  I should’ve expected this. “Not exactly. Special is my name.”

  “Is that so? And what precisely is your game?” He winks.

  I huff out a lung full of exasperation. “No, you don’t get it. That is the legal name I was given at birth.”

  With brows drawn together, he asks, “Who the hell names their kid Special?”

  “A seventeen-year-old girl who had no business having a kid in the first place. That’s who.”

  He clamps his mouth shut, and I can see his tongue poking the inside of his cheek.

  “Hmm. Okay, Special. Do you have a last name?”

  “O'Malley.”

  “Special O'Malley,” he repeats my name, and for some reason I like the way it sounds rolling off his tongue. That’s a first. High school was a bitch having a name like Special. The girls were nasty and didn’t bother with snide comments behind my back. They did it straight up to my face. The guys, on the other hand, were a little less obvious, but only because they wanted something from me. Dumbass me didn’t figure that out until it was too late.

  “That’s right.” My hands rest on my hips, a non-verbal challenge for him to make some smart-ass comment. He doesn’t. He tilts his head and stares. I’m not sure what’s going through that wealthy mind of his, but he’s making me damned uncomfortable. I stare back at him. His hair is straightened. More to the point, he’s pulled the top part into a ponytail, so the one side, which is cut super short, can be seen. Unfortunately, I am very attracted to this man. Why does he have to be so damn hot? He is a contradiction to what I’ve always assumed a rich guy would look like. He doesn’t have that stodgy, starchy look. In fact, he looks to be quite the opposite, almost rebellious, which draws me in. I’ve always identified with that, never conforming or fitting into mainstream. Parts of him scream wealth, but other parts are rough and defiant. It’s the sort of look I’m attracted to. He finally dips his head in a single nod, and the corners of his mouth turn up. Fuck. Me. That should not be allowed. My knees want to buckle from the sheer beauty of it, but I stand strong.

  “So, Special O'Malley, how about we make a deal? I will pay you if you fix me breakfast. I’m not picky. Just starving and extremely thirsty.”

  “It won’t be cheap.”

  He still smiles and says, “I’m pretty sure I can afford it.”

  “Okay, but just so you know, I don’t have sausage patties. Only bacon.”

  “I love bacon.”

  “All right then,” I say and turn back to the stove.

  Once I get everything going, I tell him he should shower.

  “You think I need one?” he asks.

  “You smell like you swam in a barrel of Jack.”

  He lifts his arm and takes a whiff. “I’ll be back.”

  “Towels are under the sink,” I holler to his retreating form.

  Jesus, that guy. I should be heading to Mimi’s any minute instead of cooking him breakfast. How did I get hooked into doing this? Because I’m an idiot who’s drooling over him, that’s how. The food is almost ready by the time he emerges from his shower. He’s fresh smelling, wearing his black jeans, and holy shit, shirtless. Not only does he have the one tat I spied earlier, but multiple pieces of art etched into his tawny skin. Saliva nearly runs down my chin, but I wipe my mouth with the back of my hand before it has a chance.

  “I borrowed your toothbrush.”

  He says it so nonchalantly, like it’s something he does every day. My spatula stops in midair.

  “You what?”

  “I needed to brush my teeth, so I figured, yeah. You know—good dental hygiene and all. Besides, you said I smelled bad.”

  My hand flies up in the air, nearly knocking the pan off the burner. “Are you crazy? That’s my toothbrush!”

  “Calm down there, Spike. It’s only what, three bucks’ worth of plastic? I’ll leave you much more than that in a tip, if you’re extra nice to me.” He grins at me. If I weren’t so pissed, I would’ve spent more time looking at how perfect his teeth are.

  Spike?

  “That’s not the point. You should’ve asked first.”

  He casts a sour look in my direction. “Right. I’m glad I didn’t. Because it’s not like you would’ve said it was okay. Besides, I needed to brush my teeth.”

  “So, what am I gonna use?”

  “Hey, it’s not like I have any co
ntagious diseases or anything. I’m not a walker.” Then he starts acting like a zombie.

  “Stop it. Are you always this annoying?”

  He stops and thinks about it for a moment. “No, I’m worse. Or my parents seem to think so.”

  “Can’t say that I blame them. I can’t believe you used my toothbrush.”

  “Christ, if you don’t shut up about it already, I’ll really regret it.”

  “You should. That’s just gross.”

  “Why? It’s no different than if we kiss.”

  “But we haven’t kissed and won’t be anytime in the next century.”

  “You sure about that?”

  Suddenly, his arm whips around my waist, he spins me, and I’m staring into smoky gray eyes, only inches from mine. Before I can push him off me, his delicious lips find my own and he kisses me. His tongue pushes through the O of my lips, and he does a lazy exploration of all the secret places inside. He knows his way around a girl’s mouth. This is no sloppy kiss. When he releases me, I’m gasping for air as I smell the beginnings of breakfast burning.

  “That wasn’t so bad, was it?” he asks.

  I shove him off me, saying, “It was awful. Absolutely the worst.” I focus on the bacon, eggs, and grits so he doesn’t see the flush that’s heated my neck and cheeks. “Just so you know, that toothbrush you used? It isn’t my regular toothbrush. I keep that one in the medicine cabinet. The one you used I scrub the shower tiles with.”

  Chapter 3

  Weston

  Who the fuck scrubs shower tiles? And with a toothbrush? I grab my cup and guzzle the coffee that’s left in it. I’m not even sure what to say to her. All I know is she’s hot, but in a very different way from the women I’m used to. I like her unconventional personality. Her name—Special—is fucking hilarious. Strangely enough, it fits her. Not that she’s conventionally attractive, but she’s beautiful in her own unique way. The sense of toughness she tries to portray is cute, but I see right through it. A giant dose of sugar lies beneath the hard surface she’s tried to create.