by SL Huang
Halberd.
I picked up a bottle with a stylized drawing of an axe on the label.
Halberd. Why had I just thought that?
The word pinged me like a fragment of another forgotten dream, a half-buried shred of awareness.
Halberd and Pithica, the memo had said, the one Anton had given me a lifetime ago. But no, something else—the word poked at me, itching, an irritating nub that wouldn’t go away, echoing against the edges of my mind.
An echo in Dawna’s voice? Her image swam in my memory, standing tall above me, blurred in a thousand pixelated layers. Her hands on my face, reaching into my brain—I could hear her voice, but the words overlapped in a jumbled mass.
Was I remembering something she had said while we were fighting? As she was shattering me?
Fear clenched at me. I started digging through the mess in the flat for a scrap of paper, tossing bottles and food wrappers and dirty clothes to the side while I repeated the word in my head over and over, afraid it would fade away again before I snatched the chance to write it down. I found an old envelope and a half-dried ballpoint and scribbled faster than I could form the words in my head:
HALBERD. THIS MEANS SOMETHING IMPORTANT. FIND OUT.
The sentences floated in front of my vision: mad, mocking, absurd. They meant nothing.
Stupid. I crumpled the envelope in my hand.
Then, for some reason, I smoothed it back out and put it in a drawer. Halberd did have something to do with Pithica, after all; Anton’s memo had shown that much. Foolish to think it was anything more than that, and I wouldn’t be able to look into it anyway after what Dawna had done, but still…it had to mean something.
For some reason, I shivered.
I needed a drink. Yes. Large amounts of alcohol sounded perfect right now. Something in me needed to get royally drunk and pass out for about three days. Good plan.
I grabbed my keys and headed for the door. I yanked it open to reveal Arthur, his hand raised to knock.
“Arthur,” I said, surprised. “Hi.”
“Hi, Russell,” he said.
We stood awkwardly for a moment.
Arthur waved a hand apologetically. “Tried calling.”
Phones. Right. I felt around in my pockets and found my latest cell phone. A blank screen stared back at me, and I vaguely remembered getting annoyed with the ringing a few days ago and turning it off. I hit the power button and saw a message proclaiming fourteen missed calls.
Oops. “Sorry,” I said. “You need something?”
To my surprise, he chuckled. He had a very handsome smile. “Russell, you remind me of someone I knew once. Someone who’s a damn smart cookie like you, and almost as prickly.”
“Huh?”
“Mind if I come in for a minute?”
“Sure, whatever.” I let the door swing all the way open and led the way in to flop on the saggy couch. Arthur sat down next to me. His eyes took in the forest of empty liquor bottles, but he didn’t say anything, and I told myself I didn’t care about his opinion anyway. “So? What’s up?” I asked.
He looked like he was searching for words. “Checker’s back,” he said finally. “Just been to say hello.”
“Oh,” I said. “Good.”
“You okay?” he asked. Oddly, he sounded like he cared about the answer. In fact, I was struck with the strong impression that he had come all the way here to…well, to check in on me. What the hell?
“I’m fine,” I said.
“Really?” He laughed a little hoarsely. “’Cause I ain’t.”
Was he trying to confide in me? “I guess I’m just waiting for life to get back to normal,” I said. It sort of already was, for me. Except for the dreams. But maybe those were normal, too. I was having trouble remembering.
“Ain’t worked any case but this in six months,” said Arthur. “Gonna be weird, going back to doing background checks and divorce cases.”
“The exciting life of a private eye?” Boy, was I glad I didn’t have his job.
He snorted. “Yeah, ‘exciting’ ain’t exactly the word for it. Usually, anyway. I work enough to take on pro bono cases for them that need it, though—those are always the better ones. Still not much excitement, but fulfilling, you know?”
I wasn’t sure why he was telling me this. “Sure,” I said.
“Can’t get it all out of my head, though,” he continued. “What she did to us. I ain’t fond of being someone’s puppet.” The edge of steel in those words might have made even Dawna think twice, if she hadn’t already beaten us.
“Yeah,” I said. “Me neither.”
“I can’t…” He rubbed a hand over his jaw. “Everything I remember thinking, it made so much sense at the time. Still makes sense, if I’m honest. But there’s something in me that knows chunks of it ain’t me at all…and I still ain’t rightly sure which all those chunks are; I just know they gotta be there. Think that’s what scares me the most, still not knowing what was me and what was her.”
“I’m pretty sure you pointing a gun at me was all Dawna,” I said.
“Which time?”
We laughed a little at that, even though it wasn’t funny.
“Ain’t my usual habit, you know,” Arthur said. “Greeting people barrel first. You didn’t catch me in my best week.”
“Well, I don’t usually knock people unconscious to introduce myself, either,” I said.
He affected surprise. “You don’t?”
I punched him in the shoulder. Only a little harder than necessary.
“Ow!” He gave me a mock glare, rubbing his arm, and then got serious again. “Listen. Been thinking about something. Dawna—when she had us prisoner, she talked to us, both of us, for a long time.”
“Yeah,” I said. “Yeah, she did.”
“How do we know…how do we know there ain’t more?”
“You mean, how do we know that we don’t have, what, sleeper personalities or something? That what we’re thinking might not be our own thoughts anymore?”
“Something like that.”
I looked down at my hands. I wasn’t going to say it hadn’t occurred to me. “I don’t think it would be worth it to them,” I said. “That level of control. She got what she wanted from us, and—well, even at the end we weren’t under her total control, yeah?”
“You weren’t,” he said softly.
“Neither were you,” I pointed out. “You didn’t give us away until we pushed you to it. And at the last minute, you took your gun off line—when it mattered.”
“Barely.”
“You knew it would give me the window.”
He nodded, conceding the point. “Hey, about that. What you can do. It’s pretty special, ain’t it?”
The question caught me off guard. I tried to keep my face neutral. “What do you mean, what I can do?”
He chuckled. “I got eyes, Russell.”
“I’m good at math,” I said. “That’s all.”
He squinted at me, still smiling slightly. “You gotta tell me how that works sometime.”
“Sometime,” I agreed vaguely.
The moment of levity faded, and Arthur looked down again. “We really can’t be sure, can we?” he said after a moment. “Could be some small way. A thousand little bits she might’ve changed. Maybe we say she had a miss with us at the end there, but still…we don’t know what else she might’ve done.”
“No,” I said. “I guess we don’t.”
“What are you going to do?”
“Well, what can we do?” I pointed out.
Arthur took a deep breath. “Keep making the best decisions we can, I guess.”
And hope that nothing had wormed its way into our brains, ticking like a time bomb, waiting to make us betray ourselves. I wasn’t happy about it either. But we had no way to know.
“What if we watch each other?” I said suddenly. “It’s not foolproof, but it’s how—well, Rio could tell, with me. We can keep in contact, warn each other if
we get crazy.”
He pulled a face. “Looking for excess crazy? How will I know?”
I punched him in the arm again.
“Hey!” He gave me a gentle shove in return. “Y’know, it’s a good idea. Better than nothing, for sure. You got my cell number, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Stay in touch, then. You know, call me, let me know you’re okay. Or you can always pick up when I ring. Can’t watch for excess crazy if we don’t talk regular.” He grinned at me, then reached over and squeezed my shoulder. “You’re a good kid, Russell.”
I blinked. By proposing we watch each other, I had been thinking in terms of a mutually beneficial business arrangement, but Arthur seemed to be taking it as an overture of friendship. “I…if you say so,” I got out.
“I do.” He gave my shoulder a final squeeze and then stood. “Talk soon, right?”
A sort of tight feeling was growing through my chest and throat, the same type of squeezing discomfort I got in certain death situations. Except it was kind of a good feeling, which made no sense at all. “Yeah, okay,” I said.
“Give you a buzz tomorrow,” said Arthur, and let himself out.
I stayed sitting on the couch, staring at the floor and feeling very strange.
I wasn’t used to having friends. Friends meant obligations, and complications, and effort—
And people who checked in on me, another part of my brain pointed out. And had my back. And could watch for signs of psychic brainwashing.
Huh.
My phone beeped.
It was a text message from Checker, newly arrived back in LA. The strange, fizzy feeling in my chest intensified.
DRINKING CONTEST 2NITE ITS ON BE @ HOLE 8PM SHARP CHECKER
And then, an instant later, a second one:
WEAR SUMTHING SLINKI
I stared at the messages. The invitation felt surreal, as if I were watching someone else’s life: somebody who lived in society, somebody who did the whole “human interaction” thing, somebody who got text messages that weren’t either about work or death threats.
Somebody who made friends and went out drinking with them.
Was I even capable of being someone like that?
I thought about Arthur’s visit. I looked down at Checker’s texts again. Maybe people weren’t all bad, I thought. At least not all the time.
Maybe…maybe it wouldn’t be such an awful thing not to drink alone tonight.
I hit reply.
As long as my new Colt 1911 counts. See you at 8. Cas.
THE END
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Acknowledgments
This book would not exist without a number of very important people.
First, to my critique partner and sister: This series owes its soul to you. For the late-night phone calls when I was stuck on a plot point, for the brainstorming suggestions, for your reactions and recommendations as you read every word—for the encouragement in the face of my self-doubt and your faith in the story—thank you. To try to write without you in my life…I can’t even think about it.
Second, to my incredible, unparalleled beta readers, Bu Zhidao, Kevan O’Meara, Jesse Sutanto, and Layla Lawlor: Your brilliance and honesty brought this novel to another level. Your enthusiasm for helping me make this happen has been a support I don’t know how I deserve. You’re all amazing writers yourselves, and you floor me with the genius wordsmithing and creativity in your own works—I hope that everyone reading this takes a moment to look you up and become as much a fan as I am.
Third, to David Wilson, the expert linguist who copyedited Arthur’s dialect for me: Thank you for sharing your stunning level of knowledge and skill with me so I could make sure I got things right. Your intelligence and generosity awe me. I am extraordinarily, undeservedly lucky you chose to share your talents with me.
To my cover designer, Najla Qamber: You were a sheer joy to work with, and I’m deliriously happy with how you brought my book to life. To my editor, Anna Genoese: I wish words could express how thrilled I am with the polish and shine you gave to my little novel. The level of professionalism you both brought to the publication of my book is irreplaceable, and I will walk through fire to work with you both again, as many times as you’ll let me hire you.
To my paperback interior designer, Steven Lesh: I have no words sufficient to thank you for your generosity and skill. Without you, the print version would not exist. It’s impossible for me to overstate the depths of my gratitude for your time and talent.
To my proofreaders: Thank you for putting up with my obsessive levels of perfectionism. Thank you for helping me ensure the product I was releasing would show utmost respect for my entire breadth of readers, across all possible devices.
To the entire community and all my friends at Absolute Write: I cannot imagine going through the publishing process without your accumulated wisdom and generosity of knowledge at my back. I shudder to think about continuing to write without your lively humor, your constant support, and your mind-blowing critiques. For any aspiring writers out there, I strongly recommend you stop by the boards at www.absolutewrite.com/forums.
And to my delightfully madcap writer’s group: thank you for your encouragement, for your opinions, and most of all, for putting up with my various neuroses as I ramped into publication. Puppy, Lusty, Hippo, Dragonface, Bats, Bunneh, Donkey, Snake, and kk, I owe you all cake. And Mr. Hippo for the British help, and Margaret for your constant ridiculous levels of support and for answering all my questions. You guys are outrageous and fantastic and I’m the luckiest writer alive to know you.
Finally, to everyone in my life who has inspired and supported me along the way, to those who laughed at my math jokes or geeked out with me or embraced my nerddom as a feature, not a bug—thank you. This book never would have happened without you.
Half Life
Russell’s Attic Book Two
Chapter 1
“What are you doing in here?”
I looked up. A flashlight beam shone directly in my eyes, blindingly bright.
“I’m the janitor,” I said. I was wearing a coverall and everything. I waved my mop vaguely. “I’m janit-ing.”
Behind the bright bulb of the heavy flashlight, the outline of a security guard loomed over me. His shadow was thick and beefy, and he didn’t seem inclined to take the light out of my eyes.
“Let me see your ID,” he barked at me.
Well, that was a problem—I didn’t have one. Not yet, at least. I stood my ground and made a show of fishing around in my pockets. I could take this guy, but I needed to bait him toward me just a little bit more first. “Uh. I forgot it.”
“You’re going to have to come with me.” He took one more step forward, right out of range of the nearest security camera.
“Perfect,” I said, and spun the mop handle to bring it smack across the side of his head.
Mathematics spiraled through my brain as I moved, non-uniform circular motion blossoming in my senses. A burst of angular speed in an instantaneous blur, and the linear velocity at the far end of my mop-radius maxed out and decelerated with a thunk against the security guard’s temple. He thudded to the floor, his flashlight rolling to the side.
Newton’s Second Law of How to Knock a Grown Man Unconscious.
I picked the flashlight up and turned it off. I’d planned to pickpocket an ID card—it was a bit more subtle—but, hey, six of one, half a dozen of the other. I pulled the security guard’s card off his pocket, duct-taped his mouth, wrists, and ankles, and left him locked in a utility closet.
The angry-looking photo on my purloined ID was of a middle-aged white man, and I was none of those things. But though Swainson Pharmaceuticals might require swiping a card to so much as access the toilet, the state-of-the-art security system didn’t care what I looked like. I made it to the laboratory on the twelfth floor without setting off any alarms. The cameras were a joke to avoid; I estimated for the widest angle possible and stepped blithely around their lines of sight as they turned back and forth to survey the hallways.
“Ghost in the machine,” I whispered, slipping up to the door of the lab and swiping my stolen ID card one more time.
The door slid open.
Someone inside squealed in surprise.
I had my Colt in my hand before I registered the chubby Indian guy in a white coat standing at the counter, his gloved hands thrust as high in the air as he could get them.