HE WAS LOOKING FOR A GIRL…
A lovely young thing
about 25 or 26, slender, 106 pounds,
5′4″ and single.
With those vital statistics, thought Bertha Cool, every other man in town would be looking for her too.
Then the client began to peel off C notes, and Miss Cool began to have visions of hot profits. Only her financial visions became a deadly nightmare and the hottest thing in the case turned out to be Bertha Cool – wanted by the cops for burglary and suspected murder.
BATS
FLY AT
DUSK
by A. A. FAIR
(Erle Stanley Gardner)
Chapter I
THE SIGN ON the door said “Cool and Lam, Confidential Investigations.” But the blind man couldn’t see the sign. The elevator starter had given him the room number, and the tapping cane, starting with the first door at the corner of the corridor, had patiently counted the doors until the frail, bony silhouette was etched in black against the frosted glass of the entrance office.
Elsie Brand looked up from her typewriting, saw the thin, old man, the heavy, dark glasses, the striped cane, and the tray with the neckties, the lead pencils, and the tin cup. Her fingers ceased pounding the keyboard.
The blind man spoke before she had a chance to say anything. “Mrs. Cool.”
“Busy.”
“I’ll wait.”
“It won’t do any good.”
For a moment, the man seemed puzzled; then a wan smile tugged at the hollowed cheeks. “It’s about business,” he said, and after a half-second, added, “I have money.”
Elsie Brand said, “That’s different.” She reached for the telephone, thought better of it, kicked her chair back from the typewriter desk, swiveled around, said, “Wait a minute,” and crossed the office to open the door marked “B. COOL, PRIVATE.”
Bertha Cool, somewhere in the fifties, a hundred and sixty-five pounds of cold realism, sat in the big swivel chair at the desk and regarded Elsie Brand with grey-eyed skepticism.
“Well, what is it?”
“A blind man.”
“Young or old?”
“Old. A street vendor with a tray of neckties, a tin cup, and –”
“Throw him out.”
“He wants to see you — on business.”
“Any money?”
“He says he has.”
“What sort of business?”
“He didn’t say.”
Bertha’s eyes glittered at Elsie Brand. “Show him in. What the hell are you standing there for? If he’s got business and he has money, what more do we want?”
Elsie said, “I just wanted to make certain,” and opened the door. “Come in,” she said to the blind man.
The cane tapped its way across the office, entered Bertha’s inner sanctum. Once inside the room, the man paused inquiringly, holding his head cocked slightly on one side, listening intently.
His keen ears caught the sound of some slight motion Bertha made. He turned toward her as though he could see her, bowed, and said, “Good morning, Mrs. Cool.”
“Sit down,” Bertha said. “Elsie get that chair out for him. That’s fine. That’s all, Elsie. Sit down, Mr.
What’s your name?”
“Kosling. Rodney Kosling.”
“All right, sit down. I’m Bertha Cool.”
“Yes, I know. Where is the young man who works with you, Mrs. Cool? Donald Lam, I believe his name is.”
Bertha’s face became grimly savage. “Damn him!” she sputtered.
“Where is he?”
“In the Navy.”
“Oh.”
“He enlisted,” Bertha said. “I had things fixed so he was deferred—took a war contract just to have something that would beat the draft. Worked things slick as a whistle; got him classified as an indispensable worker in an essential industry—and then, the damn little runt goes and enlists in the Navy.”
“I miss him,” Kosling said simply.
Bertha frowned at him. “You miss him? I didn’t know that you knew him.”
He smiled slightly. “I think I know every one of the regulars.”
“What do you mean?”
“My station is down half a block in front of the bank building on the corner.”
“That’s right. Come to think of it, I’ve seen you there.”
“I know almost everyone that passes.”
“Oh,” Bertha said, “I see,” and laughed.
“No, no,” he corrected her hastily. “It isn’t that. I really am blind. It’s the steps I can tell.”
“You mean you can recognize the steps of different people out of a whole crowd?”
“Of course,” Kosling said simply. “People walk as distinctively as they do anything else. The length of steps, the rapidity of the steps, the little dragging of the heels, the— Oh, there are a dozen things. And then, of course, I occasionally hear their voices. Voices help a lot. You and Mr. Lam, for instance, were nearly always talking as you walked past. That is, you were. You were asking him questions about the cases he was working on when you’d go to work in the morning, and at night you’d be urging him to speed things up and get results for the clients. He rarely said much.”
“He didn’t need to,” Bertha grunted. “Brainiest little cuss I ever got hold of—but erratic. Going out and joining the Navy shows the crazy streak in him. All settled down with a deferred rating, making good money, just recently taken into the business as a full partner—and he goes and joins the Navy.”
“He felt his country needed him.”
Bertha said grimly, “And I feel that I need him.”
“I always liked him,” the blind man said. “He was thoughtful and considerate. Guess he was pretty well up against it when he started with you, wasn’t he?”
“He was so hungry,” Bertha said, “his belt buckle was cutting its initials in his backbone. I took him in, gave him a chance to earn a decent living; then he worked his way into the partnership, and then—and then he goes away and leaves me flat.”
Kosling’s voice was reminiscent. “Even when he was pretty well down on his luck, he’d always have a pleasant word for me. Then when he began to get a little money, he started dropping coins—but he never dropped coins when you were with him. When he dropped money, he wouldn’t speak to me.” The blind man smiled reminiscently, and then went on, “As though I didn’t know who he was. I knew his step as well as I knew his voice, but he thought it would embarrass me less if I didn’t know who was making the donation—as though a beggar had any pride left. When a man starts begging, he takes money from anyone who will give it to him.”
Bertha Cool straightened up behind the desk. “All right,” she said crisply. “Speaking of money, what do you want?”
“I want you to find a girl.”
“Who is she?”
“I don’t know her name.”
“What does she look like? Oh, I’m sorry.”
“It’s all right,” the blind man said. “Here’s all I know about her. She works within a radius of three blocks from here. It’s a well-paid job. She’s about twenty-five or twenty-six. She’s slender, weighs about a hundred and six or a hundred and seven pounds, and is about five feet four inches tall.’
“How do you know all that?” Bertha asked.
“My ears tell me.”
“Your ears don’t tell you where she works,” Bertha said. “Oh yes, they do.”
“I’ll bite,” Bertha said. “What’s the gag?”
“No gag. I always know what time it is on the hour. There’s a clock that chimes the hours.”
“What’s that got to do with it?”
“She’d walk past me anywh
ere from five minutes of nine to about three minutes of nine. When she walked by about three minutes of nine, she’d be walking fast. At five minutes of nine, she’d be walking more slowly. The jobs that start at nine o’clock are the better class of jobs. Most stenographic jobs in the district start at eight-thirty. I can tell about how old she is from her voice; how tall she is from the length of her steps; and what she weighs from the sound of her feet on the sidewalk. You’d be surprised at what your ears will tell you when you really learn to rely on them.”
Bertha Cool thought that over for a moment, then said, “Yes, I guess so.”
“When you go blind,” Kosling explained, “you either feel that you’re shut away from the world, can’t take part in life, and lose interest in it; or you keep an interest in life, and decide you’re going to get along with what you have, and make the best of it. You’ve probably noticed that people know a lot about the things they’re interested in.”
Bertha Cool detoured the opportunity to discuss philosophy and brought the subject back to dollars and cents. “Why do you want me to find this girl? Why can’t you find her yourself?”
“She was hurt in an automobile accident at the street intersection. It was about a quarter to six in the evening, last Friday. She’d been working late at the office, I think, and was hurrying as she walked past me. Perhaps she had a date and was in a hurry to get home and get her clothes changed. I don’t think she’d taken over two steps off the curb when I heard the scream of tyres, a thud, and then the girl cried out in pain. I heard people running. A man’s voice asked her if she was hurt, and she laughed and said no; but she was badly scared and shaken up. He insisted that she go to a hospital for a check-up. She refused. Finally she said she’d let him give her a lift. When she was getting in the car, she said her head hurt and that perhaps it would be well to be examined by a doctor. She didn’t come back Saturday, and she wasn’t back Monday. This is Tuesday, and she isn’t back today. I want you to find her.”
“What’s your interest in her?” Bertha asked.
The blind man’s smile was benign. “You may put it down as a charitable impulse,” he said. “I make my living out of charity, and—well, perhaps this girl needs help.”
Bertha stared coldly at him. “I don’t make my living out of charity. It’s going to cost you ten dollars a day and a minimum of twenty-five dollars. If we don’t have any results when the twenty-five dollars is used up, you can decide whether you want to go ahead at ten dollars a day or not. The twenty-five dollars is payable in advance.”
The blind man opened his shirt, unbuckled his belt. “What is this?” Bertha asked. “A strip tease?”
“A money belt,” he explained.
Bertha watched him while he pushed a thumb and finger down into the well-filled pockets of a bulging money belt. He brought out a thick package of folded bills, took one from the outside, and handed it to Bertha. “Just give me the change he said. “Never mind the receipt.”
It was a one-hundred-dollar bill.
“Have you,” Bertha asked, “got anything smaller?”
The blind man answered her with a single monosyllable. “No.”
Bertha Cool opened her purse, took out a key, unlocked a drawer in her desk, pulled out a steel cash box, slipped a key from a cord around her neck, opened the cash box, and took out seven ten-dollar bills and a five.
“How and where do you want your reports?” she asked.
“I want them made orally,” he said, “since I can’t read. Just stop by the bank building and report progress. Lean over and speak in a low voice. Be careful no one’s listening. You can pretend you’re looking at a necktie.”
“Okay,” Bertha said.
The blind man got up, picked up his cane, and, with the tip, explored his way to the door. Abruptly he stopped, turned, and said, “I’ve partially retired. If the weather isn’t nice, I won’t be working.”
Chapter II
BERTHA COOL GLARED down at Elsie Brand, taking her indignation out on the stenographer.
“Can you beat that?” she demanded. “The guy pulls open his shirt, unbuttons his pants, and has a money belt wrapped around him that looks like a spare tyre. He opens one of the pockets, pulls out a bunch of bills, and peels off one. It’s a century. I ask him has he got anything smaller, and he says no.”
Elsie Brand seemed to see nothing peculiar about that.
“A guy,” Bertha Cool said, “who sits down on the sidewalk, doesn’t have to pay any rent, has no taxes, no employees, and doesn’t have to make out a lot of social security reports. He has a money belt strapped around him that has a fortune in it. I have to change that hundred, and it takes damn near every cent in my cash box. And then,” and Bertha Cool’s voice rose to a high pitch of emotion, “and then, mind you, he turns around at the door and says that he won’t be working unless the weather is good. I’ve never been able to stay in bed on those cold, rainy mornings—or when there’s a damp, slimy fog. I get out and slosh my way up to the office, splashing around through puddles, getting my ankles soaking wet, and—“
“Yes,” Elsie Brand said, “I do the same thing. Only I have to get here an hour earlier than you do, Mrs. Cool, and if I had to change a hundred-dollar bill, I’d —”
“All right, all right,” Bertha Cool interrupted quickly, sensing that the conversation had turned on dangerous ground, and that Elsie Brand might be going to mention quite casually the high wages that were being paid government stenographers. “Never mind that end of it. Skip it. I just stopped by to tell you that I’m going to be out for a while. I’m going to find a girl who was hurt in an automobile accident.”
“Going to handle it yourself?” Elsie Brand asked.
Bertha Cool all but snorted. “Why should I pay an operative,” she asked, “to go out on a simple little thing like that? The girl was hurt when an automobile ran into her at the corner, last Friday night at a quarter to six. The man who ran into her took her to a hospital. All I’ve got to do is to drift down to the traffic department, get a report on the accident, take a streetcar out to the hospital, ask the girl how she’s feeling, and then report to this blind man.”
“And why does he want the information?” Elsie asked.
“Yes,” Bertha Cool said sarcastically, “why does he? He just wants to know where the little dear is, so he can send her flowers, because she brought sweetness and light into his life. He liked to hear her feet tripping along the sidewalk, and he misses her now she’s gone, so he pays me twenty-five bucks to find the little darling. Phooey!”
“You don’t believe it?” Elsie Brand asked.
“No,” Bertha said shortly. “I don’t believe it. I’m not the type. You might believe that it’s all being done for sweet charity. Bertha Cool doesn’t believe fairy stories. Bertha Cool believes twenty-five bucks. She’s going to earn it in just about an hour and a half. So if anyone comes in and wants anything, find out what it is and make an appointment for right after lunch—if it looks as though there’s any money in it. If it’s someone soliciting contributions for anything—and I don’t give a damn what it is—I’m out of town.”
Bertha strode across the office, slamming the door viciously behind her, noting with satisfaction that the keyboard of Elsie Brand’s typewriter exploded into noise almost before the door was closed.
At the traffic department, however, Bertha got her first jolt. There was no report whatever of an accident at that street intersection on the date and hour named.
“That’s a hell of a note,” Bertha complained to the man in charge of the records. “Here’s a man smacks into a girl, and you don’t know a thing about it.”
“Many times motorists fail to make reports,” the officer explained patiently. “We can’t make ‘em. The law requires they must do so. Whenever there’s an officer within reasonable distance, he notes the license number, and we check to see that the report is made out and filed by the motorist.”
“And you mean to say that at an interse
ction like this there wasn’t a traffic officer within earshot?”
“At that intersection,” the man explained, “the traffic officer goes off duty at five-forty, and walks two blocks over to the main boulevard to help handle traffic there. We’re shorthanded, and we have to do the best we can.”
“You listen to me,” Bertha Cool demanded. “I’m a taxpayer. I’m entitled to this information. I want it.”
“We’d like very much to help you get it.”
“Well, how am I going to find out about it?”
“You might call the hospitals and ask them if a patient was received for an examination sometime between six and seven o’clock last Friday night. I take it, you can describe the patient?”
“Generally.”
“You know her name?”
“No.”
The traffic officer shook his head. “Well, you might try it.”
Bertha tried it, sweating in the confines of a telephone booth, reluctantly dropping coins into a pay telephone. After having expended thirty-five cents, her patience was worn thin. She had explained and re-explained, only to be told, “Just a moment,” and connected with some other department to whom she had to explain all over again.
At the end of her list she was out thirty-five cents and had no information, which hardly improved her irascible disposition.
Chapter III
TRAFFIC RUMBLED PAST the busy intersection at the corner.
Pedestrians returning from lunch streamed across the street in intermittent rivulets of moving humanity. The bells on the automatic block signals clanged with monotonous regularity at fixed intervals. Occasional streetcars grinding past to the accompaniment of clanging gongs added to the noise of automobile traffic, the clashing of gears, the sound of engines as they were intermittently speeded up or braked to a stop.
The day was “warm and sunny, and the smell of exhaust gases clung to the concrete canyon of the streets in a sticky vapour.
Kosling sat in a little patch of shade in front of the bank building, his legs doubled under him, his stock of neckties displayed in a tray suspended by a strap from his shoulders. Over on the left on a smaller tray were the lead pencils. At occasional intervals a coin jangled into the tin cup. Less frequently someone stopped to look at the assortment of ties.
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