by Dwayne Reed
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Copyright © 2021 by Dwayne Reed
Illustrations copyright © 2021 by Robert Paul Jr.
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Reed, Dwayne, author. | Holi, Ellien, author. | Paul, Robert, Jr., illustrator.
Title: Simon B. Rhymin’ / by Dwayne Reed with Ellien Holi ; illustrated by Robert Paul Jr.
Description: First edition. | New York : Little, Brown and Company, 2021. | Audience: Ages 8–12 . | Summary: Chicago fifth-grader Simon, an aspiring rapper who lacks self-confidence, uses his rhymes to help bring his community together.
Identifiers: LCCN 2020039930 | ISBN 9780316538978 (hardcover) | ISBN 9780316538947 (ebook) | ISBN 9780316538954 (ebook other)
Subjects: CYAC: Rap (Music)—Fiction. | Self-confidence—Fiction. | African Americans—Fiction. | Chicago (Ill.)—Fiction.
Classification: LCC PZ7.1.R4278 Si 2021 | DDC [Fic]—dc23
LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2020039930
ISBNs: 978-0-316-53897-8 (hardcover), 978-0-316-53894-7 (ebook)
E3-20201204-JV-NF-ORI
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Sunday Chapter 1
Monday Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Tuesday Chapter 7
Wednesday Chapter 8
Thursday Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Friday Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Saturday Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Monday Chapter 18
One Month Later Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Acknowledgments
About the Author
MOMS, THANK YOU FOR TAKING
US TO ALL OF THOSE LIBRARIES AND
BOOKSTORES. THIS IS FOR YOU.
LOVE, MOOKIE
CHAPTER 1
IT’S SIMON BARNES HERE. BUT EVERYBODY calls me the Notorious D.O.G., because I might be little but I’ve got a loud bark. Okay, not true. No one calls me the Notorious D.O.G. yet. But they might one day when I’m a famous Chicago rapper like Kanye West or Chance the Rapper. Everybody from the Chi knows about them. For now, I’m stuck with the nickname Rhymin’ Simon, which my brother DeShawn gave me when I was five because I learned to rhyme and went kind of crazy with it. Not too long after, I did my first remix to the itsy bitsy spider song and my rhymes were extra basic.
THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WAS LITTLE LIKE ME,
BUT HE COULD MAKE A WEB AS BIG AS A TREE,
CLIMB TO THE TOP AND BE SO FREE,
CUZ THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WAS LITTLE LIKE ME!
Those rhymes were cool back then, but, uh, I’m ready for something a little more tough, especially now that I’m eleven. The Notorious D.O.G. is something I’m trying out. It feels more like the older me.
I spent the whole weekend getting ready for fifth grade at Booker T. Washington Elementary School, where, this year, my class will be the oldest in the whole school. The first day is tomorrow, and I don’t really feel ready for all this. On TV commercials, they show kids cheesin’ real hard, happy to buy school supplies and new pairs of jeans. But don’t they know that school means sitting still for hours and hours while the teacher is just talking at you about boring stuff, saying goodbye to playing Fortnite, and having to give up watching weird videos on YouTube? Goodbye to heating up pizza rolls whenever I feel like it and getting blue snow cones with DeShawn from the neighborhood ice cream truck, when he feels like splitting his time between me and his high school homies.
My mom is trying to give me a pep talk while we shop for some new clothes at Target. I usually wear hand-me-downs from my three older brothers, but my dad says Every rising middle schooler deserves some fresh threads for school. So, while I’m in a tiny red changing room putting on pairs of cargo pants among my big ol’ pile of graphic tees and joggers, Mom tries to boost me up with her mom-knows-best motivational speech.
“C’mon, Simon. This year is gonna be everything. All your brothers had a ball in fifth grade. For real. Remember when Markus won that Invention Convention? He was so excited! Plus, you’re gonna be the oldest kids in the school. Everybody will be looking up to you now!” Mom’s voice sails over the tall fitting room door while other parents help their kids pull together outfits they won’t have to fight about.
“Yeah, but I’ll still be the shortest, Ma,” I grumble, noticing that the pants she picked out for me have about four extra inches of fabric bunched up at the bottom.
“Short is a mind-set, Simon. To me, you’re a million feet tall.”
TALL?
NAH.
ME, I’M JUST SMALL.
COULD SHORT LITTLE SIMON
EVER SHINE LIKE A DIAMOND?
MY MOM THINKS SO,
BUT ME, I THINK NO.
HOPEFULLY, I CAN GROW,
HOPEFULLY, I CAN GROW.
“Stop letting those fools test you,” she says, doing her best to put extra bass in her voice. I can’t help but laugh to myself.
I look in the mirror and think my favorite vintage Chicago Bulls T-shirt doesn’t look half bad with the rolled-up cargos and new Nike Air Maxes we bought yesterday. Not all the way Notorious, but hey, it’s a start. I know they’ll see me in this.
I LOOK INTO THE MIRROR, AND ALL I SEE IS FEAR,
CUZ THE FIRST DAY OF FIFTH GRADE IS HERE.
I FEEL ALL FLY BUT I’M STILL A SMALL FRY.
I MIGHT BE THE SHORTEST KID IN THE WHOLE CHI.
NERVOUS, BUT EXCITED, TO SEE OLD FRIENDS,
TO LAUGH, AND PLAY, AND LEARN AGAIN.
GOT MY SUPPLIES AND I’M READY TO GO,
CUZ TOMORROW, IT’S ON, AND THAT’S FA SHO’.
MAYBE I’LL GROW, OR JUST STAY THE SAME,
DOESN’T MATTER, THIS YEAR, THEY GON’ SAY MY NAME.
PEOPLE GONNA KNOW ABOUT WEE OLD ME,
NOT SIMON, BUT NOTORIOUS D.O.G.!
WOOF! WOOF!
On our way home from Target, we run into my best friend Maria Rivera and her grandma, Ms. Estelle, in the parking lot. I don’t think Estelle is her last name, but that’s what everybody be callin’ her. Maria yells my name too loud, surprising me, just as Mom
and I finish throwing all my bags into the trunk. I jump, but only a little, cuz Notorious D.O.G. ain’t never scared! I’ve been friends with Maria since the first grade. Sometimes we call her Ri-Ri because Rihanna is her favorite celebrity. My brothers call her Big Ol’ Mouth because we always know what she’s thinking about and nobody ever has more questions than her. But I like that she always knows what’s going on, even when I don’t.
MARIA, MARIA,
THAT’S MY AMIGA,
EVERY SINGLE TIME,
SHE’LL SAY WHAT’S ON HER MIND,
CONFIDENT AND KIND,
A GREAT FRIEND OF MINE,
MARIA, MARIA!
“Oh em GEEEE, SIMON! You ready for tomorrow? I heard our new teacher is really hard. Not strict like Mrs. Wright, but hard, like gives real work and actually makes us do it! Camille said she had a big project to do in the very first week of school last year,” Maria says, pushing up her pink-rimmed glasses, squirming and waving her hands around in the air. I know it’s a new pair cuz I’ve never seen these ones before, but they’re too big just like all her other ones. None of her glasses ever fit enough to stay on her face. She’s talking about school the same way she talks about everything else she’s too hype about—as if she was telling me about some new sneakers or something. I wish that’s what she really was telling me about. Camille is Maria’s older sister, who’s in middle school now and the source of a lot of Maria’s info. I’m still not convinced that means we should believe her.
“Maria, ay Dios mío! Don’t bother Simon with your silly gossip, now,” Ms. Estelle says, dragging Maria toward the Target entrance. Maria has lived down the street from us since before I knew her, so we’re always running into each other when she’s out with her grandma shopping. “Just look at him. He looks like he’s seen a fantasma from new school years past,” she jokes, laughing at my blank face.
“Simon don’t look like he’s seen a ghost, ’Buela! That’s just his face sometimes. He’s probably just constipated,” Maria says, flashing me an annoying smile while jabbing me in the shoulder. Instead of being quiet like most people, Maria makes up embarrassing stories about people to make herself laugh. She knows it’s okay to do it to me but she’d never let somebody else embarrass me like that. “I’m not bothering him. We been talking about it all summer. Right, Simon? It’s called the Freedom of Information Act, ’Buela. I make sure he knows what’s up.” Maria rolls her eyes at her grandma and waves a quick goodbye to me and Mom. I watch Ms. Estelle go off on her in Spanish while she skips toward the door like she’s never seen a cloud in the sky.
As Mom and I get out of the car to walk toward our apartment building after unloading all my new school clothes, I can feel the butterflies floatin’ around all crazy in my stomach. I’m not ready for us to be doin’ nothin’ too major in the first week of school. What if we have to get up in front of everybody?! Even though I can rap all I want at home, I just know I can’t do anything like that in front of a whole classroom full of other kids. They all gon’ be lookin’ at me weird. Last time I tried to talk to a whole bunch of people, the room got spinny, my hands got sweaty, and I felt like I was gon’ blow chunks all over the place! I guess even the Notorious D.O.G. can get the back-to-school, Sunday night blues.
CHAPTER 2
IF THE WEST SIDE HAD A HELICOPTER that could take people in the air to look down on different neighborhoods, Creighton Park probably would look like a big ol’ rectangle with a whole lot going on inside. Like a shoe box with a bunch of toy cars, LEGOs, and pieces of broccoli in a little corner of it. And nobody really likes broccoli, so you wouldn’t see any people in that part. I haven’t left Creighton Park much since I was a little kid, and there’s marks on the walls in our house to prove it. But that’s okay because it feels like a whole world here.
Next to the big mirror that Dad put right by the front door, Moms (I call her that now sometimes. It’ll stick one day!) has been marking up the wall to keep track of everybody’s height. I once got in trouble when I drew a big S across my wall when I was learning how to write my name in preschool, but Moms says when she does it, it’s different. It helps you remember how far you’ve come, she says. But I’ve been at the same mark on the wall for almost three years. On our way out the door for school, I take a quick look at myself to make sure, from the very first day, all the other kids see me as the new Notorious D.O.G. in my new Chicago Bulls T-shirt, black joggers with a white stripe down the side, and matching Air Maxes, scrubbed clean after I scuffed them a little bit on the way home last night.
HAIR LOOKS GOOD, CHECK!
NEW SHOES ON, FRESH!
BULLS T-SHIRT AND MY BLACK PANTS ON DECK!
FIRST-DAY SI, I’M FLY, THAT’S A BET!
THE D.O.G. IS SICK, SOMEBODY CALL A VET!
WOOF! WOOF!
“Hurry up, Simon. The way you movin’ you’ll be late for whatever fashion show you think you goin’ to, baby.” I give Moms a quick look out the corner of my eye. “Okay, big man. Let’s go.” She thinks this is a game.
We live in the Creighton Crest Apartments, and you can almost see my school from the sidewalk in front of our building. Me and Moms walk to the corner where the signs say LOCUST STREET and LOVING STREET, right before the corner store all the neighborhood kids go to for our candy, Flamin’ Hots, and grape pop. Moms walks past it ahead of me so I won’t ask her for nothin’, like she’s in a hurry. But I know me and Maria can probably get Ms. Estelle to stop there after school. Past Chicago Corner farther down Locust is Mr. Ray’s Barbershop, where me, C.J., and Dad go to get fresh cuts every other Saturday. It’s usually closed on Mondays, but today Mr. Ray is standing outside in front of the windows spray-painted WELCOME BACK TO SCHOOL, waving at all of us as we walk by even though we’ve seen him all summer. Mr. Ray seems just as excited as Maria for our first day.
“Mr. Barnes with the fresh cut! Watch out, now!” Old people always get weird about school and the first days of everything. Moms turns around to give me a look to make sure I’m not rude to him.
“Good morning, Mr. Ray,” I say back through my teeth.
We pass the empty basketball court that will be full of high schoolers arguing and playing five-on-five when we get out later. Just then the sidewalk starts turning left into the school parking lot, packed with teachers’ cars and teachers directing everybody in and out. Suddenly it feels like my heart is playing drums on the inside of my chest, getting faster and faster, louder and louder in my ears. Moms turns around and smiles. Chill, Moms.
Some kids call our school Booger T. Washington, but not me. I figure, since we spend five days a week in that place, might as well put a little respect on its name. Plus, I can’t picture any famous rappers using the word booger.
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, I’D SAY SNOT.
BUT BOOGER? OH NAH!
DEFINITELY NOT!
“Don’t kiss me in front of everybody, okay?” I remind Moms just before we reach the steps to the front entrance. Even though that’s what she always does when she drops me off anywhere, I don’t need her blowing up my spot. It kinda makes me feel all fuzzy inside, but we can’t be doing all of that now. This is fifth grade, feel me?
“I get it. Maybe I should pretend I’m not even your mom anymore,” she says with a laugh as she gives my hand a quick squeeze, which still feels kind of good. She looks a little sad when she laughs, but I gotta be tough. Big new things are happening. “But all these other kids’ moms probably still kiss them.” I squeeze her hand back two times and hope she gets my message somewhere up there in Mom World.
Once we get to the playground outside of Booker T., Moms turns to me and gives me a weird overhead high five that’s probably just as embarrassing as a hug. “Have a good day, Simon. I luhh you.”
Gah!
“Don’t forget to use that voice today, big guy,” she says before leaving.
Maria is already in the line for fifth graders and saved me a spot. I slouch against the tall brick school building looking down on me,
keeping my eye out for my other best friend, C.J., who’s always late, even on important days like the first day of school.
“Siiiiimon! Earth to Siiiiiimon!” Maria always says stuff like that to me when she wants my attention, whether it’s about something important—Chess Club got moved to room 302—or something not-so-important—That new Drake song is fire! You heard it yet, Simon?
“What?!”
“I was saying, do you have all your stuff ready? I sharpened my pencils last night and labeled all of my different-colored folders so I could be prepared. By failing to prepare, you’re preparing to fail. My tío has that written on a poster in his office,” she explains in her deepest, most serious voice. “Oh, and I did a bunch of multiplication flash cards last night before I went to bed, because Camille told me I’d better be ready for more math this year. What about you?” This is when Maria turns and looks me right in the eye, all up in my face like she, too, is one of our new teachers. She’s big on eye contact and gets real serious when she asks her questions. She’s already doing the most.
“Umm, yeah. Yup…,” I say, trying to ignore the pit that’s forming in my stomach. More math? I hate math. And flash cards? Who gets excited about more flash cards and memorizing number stuff?