The One Love Collection

by Lauren Blakely

  She offers another sexy smile.

  I adjust her, slide a pillow under her ass, elevating her. I hand her a tissue, and I head in the direction of her bathroom to clean up.

  When I return, I join her on the couch, because I don’t want to leave just yet.

  But soon enough, I know there won’t be a reason to stay.

  My job for tonight is done.

  15

  Top Five Signs You’re Ridiculously Attracted to Someone You Work With

  By Nicole Powers

  1. You admire his ass when you see him in the hall.

  2. His sexy, flirty smile sends tingles all over you.

  3. You look for excuses to walk past his office.

  4. You linger in the break room when he’s there.

  5. You ask him to bang you in any position, anytime, anywhere.

  All clear?

  Fine, I’ll elaborate, if you insist. Ever been in a situation where you have a super handsome co-worker? We’re talking Clark Kent cheekbones, see-inside-my-soul blue eyes, and a world-class athletic body. Maybe he’s also bursting with charm, wit, and sex appeal. We are talking the real deal, the full enchilada, the whole shebang.

  Somehow, you’ve worked with this level of handsomeness without turning into a swoony puddle every day. That’s because you’re a grown-ass woman and you’re able to separate your admiration of his attributes from attraction. After all, you can admire a Monet and not want to bang it.

  But then, all of a sudden, you want to hump Water Lilies. How did this shift occur? Allow me to walk you through the turning points on the path to full-blown attraction.

  1. It starts with a new way of seeing someone.

  Perhaps you’ve played together on a co-ed softball team. Maybe you have regular lunches at your favorite deli, the one with the amazing Chinese chicken salad. Or you’ve simply exchanged banter in the elevator. Then, one day, you ask him for a favor. Could be big. Could be small. You might need him to move furniture for you, lift a vase onto the highest shelf, or deal with the spider on your wall. Possibly, the favor is much bigger. Regardless of whether you ask him to hand you a ream of paper or to give you a kidney, the dynamic shifts. You see him in a new way.

  2. Your mind opens to possibilities.

  You notice things you never saw before. You give yourself permission to imagine. What would it be like if he touches me here? If he kisses me there? If he strips me to nothing and has his wicked way with me? The possibilities of those what ifs parade before you in your daydreams. Soon, all that wondering changes the state of play.

  3. The first kiss lights up the night.

  Well, duh.

  I have no patience for boring kisses. Merely adequate lip-locks can suck it. Kissing should be starlight and fireworks. A first kiss should be butterflies in your belly, wobbles in your knees.

  You should feel it everywhere. In your bones. In your eyelashes. In your fingertips.

  Yes, I’ll admit that some kisses are like wine and improve with age. But no kiss has ever gone from dull to bowl-me-over. Don’t settle for ordinary kisses.

  Kisses are the sustenance of love. They will feed you.

  4. When you take it to the next level, and you are hot to trot.

  The kisses rocket from a slow slide of lips to an absolute devouring. Your libido takes the wheel. When you do the deed, you get so lost in the moment that you’re telling him how turned on you are, how good it is, how much you want that brass ring.

  When he gives it to you, you don’t care that the neighbors can surely hear your cries, and you don’t care if the people in the apartment across the street hear, too.

  Briefly, you wonder how it got to this point. How you went from an admiring glance in the hallway to getting on your hands and knees and begging him. Then, you stop wondering because . . .

  5. You do it again and again and again, and it gets better.

  Whoever this lucky bitch is, I’m jealous of her. But we can all be her. Be bold. Ask for what you want. You never know—you just might get it.

  You might get it really good.

  16

  Ryder

  “I can’t believe it’s that easy. All you have to do is catch her, and then you drop her into the net?”

  That’s today’s question from one of the callers to my show. As per Cal’s request, the dating guide is getting the full treatment—columns as well as lots of radio time. “You got it, man. That’s what you do. And let me tell you, she’ll be wearing a big, happy smile,” I say into the mic, picturing Nicole’s face after our acrobatics, painted in pure exhilaration.

  “Awesome,” the caller says in a surfer-dude voice. I’m expecting him to say I’m stoked next. “And will this help her want to go to bed with me?”

  “There are never any guarantees of that,” I tell him. Unless you sign a deal to knock up a woman. I keep that tidbit to myself.

  He huffs. “But that’s what I want most. That’s why I listen to your show. I want the best tips to get a woman into my bed, and I don’t want to put out the dough for a trapeze lesson if there’s no shot.”

  Mayday, mayday.

  A geometric vision appears in front of me. Cal stalks the hallway, staring with beady, judgy eyes through the studio window. I make a wrap-it-up motion with my index finger to my producer, Jason, signaling to end this call. I’d end it regardless, but Cal makes me extra antsy. The leash he has on me is so short I can feel it choking already.

  “You might want to find another show, then,” I say to the surfer guy. “I can’t promise you a woman will want to go home with you because of a trapeze lesson. What I can promise the listeners is if you take your time, plan a fun evening, and don’t miss when you have to catch her, then you can have a great time with your woman. And doesn’t that increase the chances that everyone has a happy ending to the date?”

  Jason gives me a thumbs-up for that save, and I feel damn good about it, too.

  The second the show ends, Cal shoves in the door. It smacks the wall. Today he is a beaker, bubbling over. “Do I need to remind you this is not a hookup show? More love. Less get laid.”

  I drag a hand through my hair and step away from the booth and into the hallway. The golden rule of broadcasting is this—don’t say anything in a room full of mics that you wouldn’t say on air. Doesn’t matter if they’re on or off.

  “I turned the comment around to focus on the connection you can make with your date,” I say like a badgered witness.

  Jason pops his head into the doorway, pushing his glasses higher up the bridge of his nose. “I screened the call. The caller wasn’t like that before the show, so it’s on me.”

  Cal ignores Jason. The buck stops with me. Cal points at my face. “Then redirect him. That’s your job.”

  “I did,” I say, exasperated, then wave off Jason, sending him back to the studio. This is my battle to fight. “What more do you want me to do? The second the caller went down Randy Road, I sent him on his way and refocused the answer.”

  Cal sighs heavily as if acknowledging my point is a burden. “Yes, admittedly, you did.” He claps his hand on my shoulder. It’s not a friendly clap. “But this is the issue, Ryder. You’re attracting this type of listener in the first place thanks to the attitude you’ve had for the last several months. The advertisers aren’t marketing body spray. This is a show about love and intimacy. That is the company mission. We aren’t trying to provide hookup tips, and our advertisers don’t want to be associated with that sort of content. We have higher-end advertisers who want a show that reflects classier content.”

  “And I’m working on changing it,” I say, trying to keep my cool.

  “Work harder. Work faster.”

  “I said the trapeze was fun.” I clench my fists tight at my sides. The more he breathes fire at me, the more I miss the olden days as the Consummate Wingman, when I set my own hours, focused on the clients, and worked on my own terms. I delivered the goods and didn’t have to convince a boxed-in boss that I
had his sponsors’ best interests at heart.

  “Yes, you did mention the fun,” Cal concedes, then straightens his pastel pink tie. “But why not talk about how the trapeze and the catch and the acrobatics helped you and the woman connect? That’s what our advertisers are backing; that’s the content they want to support. Talk about the romance. Talk about how you got to know her better.” He arches one salt-and-pepper brow. “Did you get to know her better?”

  The question is pointed, inquisitive, and none of his fucking business.

  And yet, it’s precisely his business.

  Literally, because I charged the trapeze lessons to my corporate card, and figuratively, because the success of these dates is the only thing between me and keeping my fucking job.

  Images snap before my eyes—a half-empty exercise room, my book in the bargain bin at the bookstore, a phone that doesn’t ring with client inquiries anymore. Good thing I socked plenty of royalties and fat paydays away in the bank, untouched by Maggie. Still, the cushion is thinning.

  “Did you?” he asks again, waiting.

  I rub my hand over the back of my neck, remembering the way Nicole flirted on the platform, how she announced to Callie I was going to knock her up, how she so willingly took on each challenge on the swing. But I learned, too, that she’s not balls-to-the-wall all the time. The neighbor nearly killed her drive. But even when she was embarrassed that night, she was unafraid to speak her mind.

  And once she let go, boy, did she ever let go.

  The woman is everything you’d think a dating and sex columnist would be—uninhibited. Goddamn, it was hot. It was hot on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night, too.

  Yes, we’ve been practicing baby-making every night. It’s not a tough job, and hell, am I glad I get to do it.

  “Yes, I got to know her,” I tell Cal.

  “And did you like her?”

  Now he’s really getting personal. “We had a great time.”

  He beams and drops a hand on my shoulder, squeezing in a paternal way. “Now, talk more about that next time. You set the agenda for the show. The callers will follow your lead. I have faith you’ll get there.”

  He turns and walks the other way, and I briefly contemplate finding the nearest boxing gym and signing up for lessons right the fuck now. I blow out a long, frustrated stream of air that does nothing to release the coiled tension in my body.

  When I spin around to head to my office, Nicole is walking toward me. She looks good enough to eat in her tight jeans and a pink sweater that hugs her breasts deliciously. My eyes shamelessly tour her body—her curvy hips, her long legs, her gorgeous face.

  The tension in me unwinds, and I breathe again.

  But it’s short-lived when an unpleasant notion touches down. I hope to God Nicole didn’t hear that exchange. I don’t want her to know exactly how short a leash I’m on. It doesn’t exactly cast me in the best light.

  “Hey,” she says, her blue eyes soft. “You okay?”

  I try to school my expression, to erase any residue of annoyance. “Definitely.”

  She shoots me a skeptical look. “Are you sure?”

  I’m not going to air my dirty laundry with her. She didn’t ask me to knock her up so she could hear about my shitty encounters with my boss. I change the subject. I let my gaze drift purposefully down her body. “Have we got a date with your uterus tonight?” I ask in my best dirty tone, even though there’s nothing sensual about the word uterus. “If memory serves, we were going to try position number three, so we don’t get addicted to position one.”

  “Ooh,” she says with a naughty edge to her voice. “But position one is so good.” She inches closer. “I love getting on my hands and knees for you.”

  A groan rumbles up my chest, and my dick springs to attention. “And now you’ve made it virtually impossible for me to work the rest of the day.”

  She wiggles an eyebrow. “But before we try position three, I think we should tackle something from your list.”

  “Cupcake tasting?” Cal will like that. I’ll talk about cupcakes on air like a goddamn boy scout.

  “I have something else in mind. Can you be ready by seven?”

  Color me intrigued.

  I say yes.

  I lunge to the right, skidding across the court as I reach for the racquetball, slamming it to the wall. The blue orb screams back at Flynn. He grunts as he attacks it with a ferocity that sends it spiraling to the wall once more.

  I huff and scramble for it.

  We keep up a relentless pace, serving and slamming, slamming and serving, until finally, fucking finally, my friend misses.

  “At last,” I say, breathing hard as I reach out to clasp his hand.

  “Damn it.” Flynn stares daggers at me through his racquetball goggles. He’s wildly competitive, which is all the more amusing because he was never a high school athlete, nor a college one.

  Flynn is a former nerd.

  Actually, he’s still a nerd, and like many of them, he’s a rich one. If you believe the magazines, he’s a rich, hot, available nerd, making him one of New York’s most eligible bachelors or something, thanks to the lady-killer grin, black glasses, stubble beard, athletic build and fat bank account.

  He’s a member at this racquetball club, and I’m his guest. Rich, hot, available, and generous. I don’t mind that I’m the recipient of his guest pass largesse.

  Flynn points the racquet at me. “One more game?” The man is intense, determined, and pretty much addicted to both exercise and competition.

  I shake my head as I grab my gym bag from the corner of the court, pulling off the goggles. “I need to call it a night, man. I’ve got a date.”

  That piques his interest as he takes off his goggles. “Who’s the lady?”

  “Someone from work. She’s my Ping-Pong partner.”

  “That sounds vaguely dirty. Does she play with your—”

  I slice a hand through the air. “Nope. Cutting you off. Don’t go there.”

  He sighs in frustration. “Seriously? I can’t make a ball joke?”

  I clap his shoulder. “Love you, man. But I’ve told you a million times. We need to send you back to humor school.”

  “You don’t want to hear my new knock-knock joke?” he asks as I push open the door and we head into the hall.

  “What have I told you about knock-knock jokes?”

  “But I think you’re wrong. Just try this one. Knock, knock.”

  I groan as the tread of our sneakers echoes in the hallway. “Did you try it on Dylan first?”

  Flynn scoffs at the mention of his brother, who’s the co-founder of the company they run. “No way. This is solid gold knock-knock shit. I’m not wasting it on my twin brother.”

  “Fine. I’ll bite. Who’s there?” I ask reluctantly.

  “A pencil.”

  “A pencil who?”

  “Never mind. It’s pointless.”

  His delivery is one hundred percent dry. When his joke fully registers, I laugh lightly. “That’s your first not terrible joke.”

  He pumps a fist. “Progress. See? I can learn.” He clears his throat as we head down the steps. “Listen, I need to ask you for advice.”

  “Sure. My advice is if you’re going to be addicted to knock-knock jokes, find more of that kind.”

  “I have a date tonight, and since you’re the dating king . . .” He scratches his jaw as we near the first floor of the club. “Listen, I’m going to sound like a gigantic douche for this.”

  “You’d have to try pretty hard to sound like a gigantic douche with me. Trust me—you’ve no idea the level of douchery I’ve heard in my job.”

  He smiles faintly. “Here’s the deal. I don’t know how to tell if a woman is into me for my huge dick or my huge wallet.”

  I nod. “Ah, the dilemma of the twenty-seven-year-old tech millionaire.”

  He shrugs. “Told you. It sounds douchey. Except the dick part. That’s just true.”

  I laug
h as we stop at the door. “I don’t want to talk about your dick. But the rest is fair game, and I get it. You want to know if a woman likes you for you and not because your company is the hottest shit around.”

  “Yeah,” he says, vulnerability etched in his green eyes. “It’s not like I have a problem meeting ladies or scoring dates. But once I sit down with a woman and she finds out what I do, her interest shoots up exponentially. And I don’t know if it’s me or my money. Dylan has the same issue, so he’s going to use a matchmaker. But that’s not my bag.”

  “You’ve got a date tonight, you said?”

  He nods.

  I clap his shoulder. “You’re good at assessing risk and opportunity in business, right?”

  He nods, giving me a duh look. He didn’t get to where he is now without being fucking awesome at it. “I rock at that.”

  “Think of her like some new tech app or algorithm.”

  He blinks, confused. “A woman is like an algorithm?”

  I nod. “I honestly have no idea what an algorithm truly is. No one does except tech geniuses like you. The rest of us use algorithm as this catch-all term to refer to something behind-the-scenes that makes the Internet do its magic.” I pretend to type numbers into a keypad as I make beeping sounds. “The point is,” I say, rapping my knuckles on his forehead, “use that portion of your head. Try to analyze her interest in you like it’s a business problem someone brought to you. If one of your engineers came to you and said, ‘Boss, does this algorithm make my app run faster?’ you could tell, right?”