by Jan Karon
“Yes, then. Yes! Thank you . . . .”
“Great!” he said. “Terrific!”
He’d heard people ask, “If you could have anyone, living or dead, come to dinner, who would it be?” Shakespeare’s name usually came up at once; he’d also heard Mother Teresa, the Pope, St. Augustine, Thomas Jefferson, Pavarotti, Bach, Charles Schultz . . .
For his money, he couldn’t think of anyone he’d rather be having for dinner than the very ones who were coming.
He found Scott Murphy at the kennels.
“That’s Harry,” said Scott, pointing to a doleful beagle. “He’s new.”
“Looks like an old bishop I once had.”
“That’s Taco over there.”
“How’s his mange?”
“You know everything!”
“I wish.”
“I’ve been thinking,” said the chaplain. “I’d like to get my crowd out of here, take them to—I don’t know, a baseball game, a softball game, something out in the fresh air where they can hoot and holler and—”
“Eat hotdogs!”
“Right!”
“Great idea. I don’t know who’s playing around town these days . . . .”
“Maybe you and I could get up our own game? Sometime in August?”
“Well, sure! Before Dooley goes back to school.”
“I’ll start looking for players.”
“Me, too,” said the rector.
A softball game!
He felt like tossing his hat in the air. If he had a hat.
“Bingo!” said Emma, handing him the computer printout of names and addresses.
The vestry had said what he thought they’d say, virtually in unison: “Let’s get on with it!”
Yes, they wanted Ingrid Swenson and her crew to come on the fifteenth. It was unspoken, but the message was clear—let’s unload that white elephant before the roof caves in and we have to get a bank loan to pick up the tab.
He asked Ron Malcolm to call her immediately after the meeting.
There were quite a few R. Davises in the state of Florida, according to the printout, but Lakeland was the only town or city with a Rhody Davis. “Starts with a L,” Russell Jacks had said of Rhody’s dimly recalled whereabouts in Florida.
He was disappointed, but not surprised, that Rhody Davis had an unlisted phone number.
He called Stuart Cullen.
“Who do you know in Lakeland, Florida? Clergy, preferably.”
“Let me get back to you.”
By noon, he was talking to the rector at a church in Lakeland’s inner city. It was an odd request, granted, but the rector said he’d find someone to do it.
The next morning, he got the report.
“Our junior warden drove by at nine o’clock in the morning, and a car was parked by the house. Same at three in the afternoon, and again at eight in the evening. Lights were on in the evening, but no other signs of anyone being around. Maybe this will help—there was a tricycle in the front yard. I used what clout my collar can summon, but no way to get the phone number.”
“Ever make it up to our mountains?” asked Father Tim.
“No, but my wife and I have been wanting to. A few of my parish go every summer.”
“We’ve got a guest room. Consider it yours when you come this way.”
It was a long shot, but he knew what had to be done.
“I don’t want t’ worry you, Rev’rend, that’s th’ last thing I’d want t’ do, but th’ boy ragged me nearly t’ death, an’ I done like you’d want me to and told ’im no, then dern if I didn’t leave m’ key in th’ ignition, an’ since all he done was back it out and pull it in, I hope you won’t lick ’im f’r it, hit’s th’ way a boy does at his age, hit’s natural . . . .”
Harley looked devastated; the rector felt like a heel.
“Maybe you ought t’ let me take ’im out to th’ country an’ put ’im behind th’ wheel. In two years, he’s goin’ t’ be runnin’ up an’ down th’ road, anyhow, hit’d be good trainin’. I’d watch ’im like a hawk, Rev’rend, you couldn’t git a better trainer than this ol’ liquor hauler.”
“I don’t know, Harley. Let me think on it.”
“What’s it all about?” he asked his wife, sighing.
“Hormones!” she exclaimed.
Mitford, he noted, was becoming a veritable chatterbox of words and slogans wherever the eye landed.
The mayoral incumbent and her opponent had certainly done their part to litter the front lawns and telephone poles with signage, while the ECW had plastered hand-lettered signs in the churchyard and posters in every shop window.
Even the Library Ladies were putting in their two cents’ worth.
14th annual Library Sale
10-4, July 28
Book It!
You Don’t Want It? We Do!
34th Annual Bane and Blessing
MACK STROUPE:
Mack For Mitford,
Mack For Mayor
Esther Cunningham:
Right For Mitford
Right For Mayor
Clean Out Attics In Mitford
Help Dig Wells
In Africa!
Cunningham Cares.
Vote Esther Cunningham
For Mayor
YOUR BANE IS OUR BLESSING .
Lord’s Chapel, October 4
Mack Stroupe:
I’ll Make What’s
Good Even Better
He thought he’d seen enough of Mack Stroupe’s face to last a lifetime, since it was plastered nearly everywhere he looked. Worse than that, he was struggling with how he felt about seeing Mack’s face in his congregation every Sunday morning.
When he dropped by her office at seven o’clock, the mayor was eating her customary sausage biscuit. It wasn’t a pretty sight.
Three bites, max, and that sausage biscuit was out of here. But who was he to preach or pontificate? Hadn’t he wolfed down a slab of cheesecake last night, looking over his shoulder like a chicken poacher lest his wife catch him in the act?
Oh, well, die young and make a good-looking corpse, his friend Tommy Noles always said.
“If Mack Stroupe’s getting money under the table,” he said, “isn’t there some way—”
“What do you mean if? He is gettin’ money under the table. I checked what it would cost to put up those billboards and—get this—four thousand bucks. I called th’ barbecue place in Wesley that helps him commit his little Saturday afternoon crimes—six hundred smackers to run over here and set up and cook from eleven to three. Pitch in a new truck at twenty-five thousand, considering it’s got a CD player and leather seats, and what do you think’s goin’ on?”
“Isn’t he supposed to fill out a form that tells where his contributions come from? Somebody said that even the media can take a look at that form.”
She wadded up the biscuit wrapper and lobbed it into the wastebasket. “You know what I always tell Ray? Preachers are the most innocent critters I’ve ever known! Do you think th’ triflin’ scum is goin’ to report the money he’s gettin’ under th’ table?”
“Maybe he’s actually getting enough thousand-dollar contributions legally to pull all this together. It wouldn’t hurt to ask.”
She scratched a splotch on her neck and leaned toward him. “Who’s going to ask?”
“Not me,” he said, meaning it.
The screen door of the Grill slapped behind him. “What’s going on?” the rector asked Percy.
“All I lack of bein’ dead is th’ news gettin’ out.”
“What’s the trouble?”
“Velma.”
“Aha.”
“Wants to drag me off on another cruise. I said we done been on a cruise, and if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ’em all—drink somethin’ with a little umbrella in it, dance th’ hula, make a fool of yourself, and come home. I ain’t goin’ again. But she’s nagged me ’til I’m blue in th’ face.”
“ ’Til she’s blue
in the face.”
“Whatever.”
Velma, who had heard everything, walked over, looking disgusted.
“I hope you’ve told th’ Father that th’ cruise you took me on was paid for by our children, and I hope you mentioned that it’s the only vacation I’ve had since I married you forty-three years ago, except for that run over to Wilkes County in th’ car durin’ which I threw up the entire time, bein’ pregnant.”
Velma took a deep breath and launched another volley. “And did you tell him about th’ varicose veins I’ve got from stompin’ around in this Grill since Teddy Roosevelt was president? Now you take the Father here, I’m sure he’s carried his wife on several nice trips since he got married.”
Velma tossed her order pad on the counter, stomped off to the toilet, and slammed the door.
Percy looked pained.
The rector looked pained.
If Velma only knew.
She would be let down, he thought, maybe even ticked off—and for good reason. After all, she had worked hard to plan something special.
“Listen to me, please,” he said. “I can’t go on our retreat.”
She gazed at him, unwavering, knowing that he meant it.
“I’ve got to go and look for Jessie Barlowe.”
“I’ll go with you,” she said.
He sat heavily on the side of the bed where she was propped against the pillows with a book. “It’s in Florida, a long drive, and I don’t know what we’ll run into. I also need Pauline to come along. Since she’s the birth mother and no papers were signed for Jessie to live with Rhody Davis, Pauline has custody. She can take Jessie legally.”
“Would you need . . . police to go in with you? A social worker?”
“It’s not required. Only if it looks like a bad situation.”
“Does it look bad?”
“I don’t know. There’s no way to know.”
“Do you think you should investigate further, I mean . . .”
“I feel we need to act on this now.”
“Will we be back for our dinner next Thursday?”
“Yes,” he said.
She leaned against him, and they sat together, silent for a time. “We need to pray the prayer that never fails.”
“Yes,” he said again.
He pled Pauline’s case with Lida Willis, who gave her dining room manager two days off.
“She’ll make it up over Thanksgiving,” said Lida. That was when families of Hope House residents would pour into Mitford, straining the reserves of the dining room.
He was vague with Dooley about what was going on and said nothing at all to Emma. He didn’t want anyone getting their hopes up. As far as everyone was concerned, he was taking his wife on a small excursion, and Pauline was riding with them to South Carolina and visiting a great aunt. He regretted saying anything to anybody about Florida.
“Florida in July?” asked his secretary, aghast.
“Lord at th’ salt they got down there!” said Harley. “Hit’ll rust y’r fenders plumb off. Let me git m’ stuff together and I’ll give you a good wax job.”
“You don’t have to do that, Harley. Besides, we’re leaving early in the morning.”
“I’ll git to it right now, Rev’rend, don’t you worry ’bout a thing. And I’ll sweep you out good, too.”
It was all coming together so fast, it made his head swim.
“Look after Dooley,” he told his resident mechanic as they loaded the car, “and hide your truck keys. Dooley will walk and feed Barnabas, Puny will be in tomorrow, help yourself to the pasta salad in the refrigerator, the car looks terrific, a thousand thanks, we’ll bring you something.”
Harley grinned. “Somethin’ with Mickey on it, Rev’rend! I’d be much obliged.”
Hot. He didn’t remember being so hot in years, not since his parish by the sea.
And the colors in this part of the world—so vivid, so bright, so . . . different. In the mountains, in his high, green hills, he felt embraced, protected—consoled, somehow.
Here, it was all openness and blue sky and flat land and palm trees. He never ceased to be astonished by the palm tree, which was a staple of the biblical landscape. How did the same One who designed the mighty oak and the gentle mimosa come up with the totally fantastic concept of a palm tree? Extraordinary!
He chuckled.
“Why are you laughing, dearest?”
“I’m laughing at palm trees.”
There went that puckered brow and concerned look again. Soon, he really would have to go on a retreat with his wife and act relaxed, so she’d stop looking at him like this.
“You’re flying,” announced Cynthia, craning her neck to see the speedometer.
Good Lord! Ninety! They’d be arriving in Lakeland in half the anticipated time.
He could feel the toll of the 670-mile one-way trip already grinding on him as they zoomed past Daytona and looped onto the Orlando exit.
The engine might be working in spades, and the wax job glittering like something off the showroom floor, but the air-conditioning performed only slightly better than a church fan at a tent meeting. He hadn’t noticed it at home where the elevation was a lofty five thousand feet, but here, where the sun blazed unhindered, they were all feeling the dismally weak effort of the a/c.
He peered into the rearview mirror, checking on Pauline. She had ridden for hours looking out the window.
He would let Cynthia drive when they got to the rest station in Providence, and once in Lakeland, they’d take a motel and rest before looking for Rhody Davis on Palm Court Way. In order to get Pauline back in time to keep Lida Willis satisfied, they would have only a few short hours to look for Jessie before they hauled back to Mitford on another ten-hour drive.
Maybe he’d been a fool to risk so much on this one grueling trip.
But if not now, when?
He parked the car under a tree by the sidewalk, where the early morning shade still held what fleeting cooler temperature had come in the night.
“That’s Rhody’s car in the driveway,” said Pauline.
“Sit here,” he said, “while I check this out. I’ll leave the engine running, so you can stay cool.”
“Cool!” said his wife. “Ha and double ha. Can’t I come with you, Timothy?”
“No,” he said.
He had worn his collar, but only after thinking it through. He always wore his collar, he reasoned—why should he not?
His eyes made a quick reconnaissance.
The small yard was nearly barren of grass. Plastic grocery bags were snared in the yucca plants bordering the unsheltered porch. The car was probably twenty years old, a huge thing, the hood almost completely bleached of its original color. A weather-beaten plastic tricycle lay by the steps. No curtains at the windows.
He rang the doorbell, but failed to hear a resulting blast inside, and knocked loudly on the frame of the screen door.
Hearing nothing, he knocked again, louder than before.
Already the perspiration was beginning a slow trickle under his shirt. He might have been a piece of flounder beneath a broiler, and it wasn’t even nine a.m.
Had they come so far to find no one home?
He glanced at the bare windows again and saw her face pressed against the glass.
His heart pounded; he might have leaped for joy.
She looked at him soberly, and he looked at her, seeing the reddish blond hair damp against her cheeks, as if she’d been swimming. There was no doubt that this was five-year-old Jessie Barlowe; the resemblance to her brothers was startling.
Not knowing what else to do, he waved.
She lifted a small hand and waved back, eyeing him intently.
He gestured toward the door. “May I come in?” he said, mouthing the words.
She disappeared from the window, and he heard her running across a bare floor.
He knocked again.
This time, she appeared at the window on the left side of the door
. She pressed her nose against the glass and stared at him. Perhaps she was in there alone, he thought with some alarm.
She vanished from the window.
Suddenly the door opened a few inches and she peered at him through the screen.
“Who is it?” she asked, frowning. She was barefoot and wearing a pair of filthy shorts. Her toenails were painted bright pink.
“It’s Timothy Kavanagh.”
“Rhody can’t come!” she said, closing the door with force.
He was baking, he was frying, he was grilling.
He mopped his face with a handkerchief and looked toward the street, seeing only the rear end of his Buick sitting in the vanishing point of shade.
“Jessie!” he yelled, pounding again. “Jessie!”
He heard her running across the floor.
She opened the door again, this time wider. “Rhody can’t come!” she said, looking stern.
He tried the screen door. It wasn’t locked.
He opened it quickly and stepped across the threshold, feeling like a criminal, driven by his need.
The intense and suffocating heat of the small house hit him like a wall. And the smell. Good Lord! His stomach rolled.
He saw a nearly bare living room opening onto a dining area that was randomly filled with half-opened boxes and clothing scattered across the floor
“You ain’t ’posed to come in,” she said, backing away. “I ain’t ’posed to talk to strangers.”
“Where is Rhody?”
“Her foot’s hurt, she done stepped on a nail.” She wiped the sweat from her face with a dirty hand, and put her thumb in her mouth.
“Is she here?”
Jessie glanced down the hall.
“I’d like to talk with her, if I may.”
“Rhody talks crazy.”