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by Zeke Biddle


  The foul witch Esmeralda torments the land and threatens its inhabitants. If you are strong enough, you just might overcome her. Kill the witch, and you’ll be rewarded. Do you accept this quest?

  I accept the message with grim determination to do whatever I can to help the queen and the kingdom.

  “What is wrong, wizard?” the queen gently asks.

  “I just don’t feel like I’ve accomplished very much. Kip is still around to terrorize us. Same with the witch. The One-eyed Monster is injured, but I don’t trust that harem of his one bit.”

  “Don’t be an idiot, wizard,” Alexandra says. “Your mission was to save the queen, and you did. Don’t be a dick and mope because we aren’t all running around telling you how great you are.”

  “My crass daughter has a point,” the queen says with a look that makes Alexandra suddenly decide her feet are very interesting. “You’ve done a great service to the land. If the king survived the devastation of the castle, he’ll be tried for collaborating with Kip and the witch. I will attempt to rule the kingdom with a gentler hand while still preparing the people for the challenges to come.”

  “That’s all good,” I say, unable to shake the sadness that’s come over me.

  “What you need is a reward, wizard. I have one last gift for the exceptional service to the realm you all have provided,” the queen says. She hands me a small, dark brown, wooden block about the size of a Rubik’s Cube, but with solid faces on each side.

  “Don’t open it until you are back at your permanent home. It’s a homecoming gift of sorts. Felix, can you please repair the bridge? I think it is time we open our borders to friends rather than hiding on our side of the cliff.”

  He nods and escorts us to the same broken bridge leading to Raven Haven where I’d met Alexandra when I first appeared in the game. He fiddles around with a control box for a few minutes until the bridge moves and extends across the terrifying drop between the two expanses of land.

  After a quick series of farewell hugs, we leave Felix behind and cross the bridge.

  “God, I can’t believe I miss our little tent,” I say as we walk through the tiny village.

  Once they disappear behind us, Alexandra says, “I’m going to fuck your brains out tonight, wizard. Don’t think you’ll be allowed to just fall asleep as soon as we get home.”

  “Wouldn’t dream of it,” I say with a smile as I break out into a jog. “Come on, everyone. Let’s pick up the pace. Tonight we fuck. Tomorrow we rescue Eulalia and start hunting the witch.”

  The women cheer and chase after me.

  18

  Standing in front of our rinky-dink, tiny tent, I miss the palace. The thought makes me feel bad since they will be spending months rebuilding the grand structure after the damage Kip caused.

  “Open the present,” BoomBitch says while bouncing up and down and clapping.

  The other girls yell their agreement, and I know I’m not getting laid or any sleep until we see what the queen gave us.

  I pull the package free from my hidden pockets. It’s no bigger than the palm of my hand. I can’t imagine it being more exciting than a good night of sleep, but I know better than to argue with my team.

  I turn it over and over in my hands. “What do I do?”

  “You open it, wizard,” Alexandra says with a grunt.

  “Thanks. Very helpful.”

  Gillian takes it from me and holds it up to the setting sun. “It’s pretty boring looking, isn’t it?”

  Ynes takes it next. “Maybe it’s a gag gift. I wouldn’t put it past the queen to want to fuck with you after what you put her through.”

  “What I put her—”

  “Is it glowing?” Alexandra asks.

  “No,” I say, taking it back from BoomBitch. “That’s just a trick of the light from the sun.”

  Gillian takes it back from me. “Wait a second. You’re wrong. It’s not a trick of light. It’s not glowing, either. There’s a gold-colored outline around the small cube. If I had a computer mouse, it would be effortless to click it and unleash its secrets.”

  “What are you talking about?” I ask. I don’t see anything resembling what she described.

  She throws it into the air. Taking a very unnatural path, it floats over to hover in front of the tent.

  Alexandra hits the back of my head. “What magic is this, wizard?”

  “Not mine. It must be your mother’s…or whoever made it for her.”

  “Oh, then it must be fine. What do we do with it, though? Is it just some weird housewarming gift that floats around to impress guests?”

  “I don’t think so.”

  Gillian squints and reaches out her finger like she’s poking some object in a VR game. It shrinks a little and then resumes its original size, acting just like it has been clicked.

  “Everyone step back,” Gillian says. “I’m not sure what’s about to happen.”

  The cube expands in all directions until the bottom hits the ground. Then it only grows upwards and wider.

  It crushes our tent.

  “Thanks a lot, Mom,” Alexandra says.

  “Hold on,” I say, wrapping an arm over her shoulder and pulling her against my body. “I think you’re going to like this.”

  “It’s just a big ugly box, and now we have nowhere to sleep.”

  “Trust me. Even better, trust your mom.”

  Once the cube stops growing, windows and a door appear on the side facing us. A pointed roof pops into existence all at once.

  “Oh my gods!” BoomBitch squeals. “She gave us a house.”

  “Nice looking place, huh?” I ask, shaking Alexandra playfully.

  I pull Gillian aside, “How were you able to see that, but not the rest of us? It’s like the thing with tracking the cops on the map back at Kip’s.”

  “I don’t know. Your sister told us she snuck in some code. Maybe it lets me see some things the rest of you can’t. Thief-class skill?”

  “I can buy that. We’ll have to ask her what all she did if we hear from her again.”

  We hurry inside and learn it’s furnished comfortably and has two bedrooms.

  Alexandra tugs me towards one. “Marcus and I get this one tonight. You all can share the other.”

  “If you don’t mind,” BoomBitch starts to say before going silent and staring down at her toes.

  Alexandra spins her finger in the air. “Yes? Spit it out.”

  “Well, I was just thinking…I never told you about my level-up skill I earned down in the caves before we fought the dragon. I can turn human…just for an hour a day,” she quickly adds. “Now that I can be human, I think I deserve some time with Marcus, too. And since I’m the only one here who hasn’t been fucked properly, I could argue I deserve the night alone with Marcus.”

  “Jesus Christ, BoomBitch. That’s just stupid.”

  “Ladies,” I say with the firmest voice I can manage. “Gillian and Ynes will use the other room.”

  I don’t expect an argument from them. They are already making out, and Ynes has her hand shoved up inside Gillian’s leather vest. They nod and move to the room without interrupting their make-out session.

  “Alexandra and BoomBitch, follow me.”

  I lead my two women to the other bedroom. If there’s one thing I’ve gained since I first arrived in the game it’s confidence that I can pleasure more than one of my women at a time.

  Things happen fast once we close the bedroom door behind us.

  BoomBitch activates her skill and most of her fur disappears. She still has pointed ears and a tail, but the rest of her is very human. Her breasts are small and perky. Her pussy is absolutely smooth and already glistening with her wetness.

  BoomBitch and Alexandra somehow break out into a fight to decide who will be the first to ride my cock. Since I think BoomBitch started the argument, I tie her to the headboard with some scarves we find in the closet and make her watch while I slide my dick into Alexandra’s mouth.

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sp; My warrior greedily sucks on my dick when I pull out and hold it close to her lips.

  After BoomBitch apologizes, we untie her. I find myself standing at the edge of my bed, watching the two women licking each other’s pussy while wrestling to see who can wind up on top.

  BoomBitch puts up a good fight, but loses in the end. But the way she moans and arches her back when Alexandra sucks on her nipples makes me wonder if she lost on purpose.

  The sounds in the other room are obscene as they call out each other’s names and tell us exactly what we’re missing.

  Alexandra eventually decides I’m the reason they were fighting a few minutes earlier, and the next thing I know, I’m pinned on my back with BoomBitch sitting on my dick and Alexandra grinding her pussy against my mouth screaming at me to lick her faster and harder.

  We all come within seconds of each other, and before we can even collapse on the mattress, Gillian and Ynes pounce onto the bed.

  “Took you all long enough,” Ynes says as we all start cuddling into a ball.

  After a few minutes when I realize sleep will not be coming for me for a while longer, I sneak out of the bed and make my way out of the house to get some fresh air and start trying to figure out how we’ll be able to find our way into the temple where Eulalia is being held, or even find out where it is.

  There’s a hammock on the large front porch. I collapse into it and fret about Eulalia. I don’t like all the things I don’t know about her situation.

  If she can’t get in or out, how will she get food and drink? She’s already been there most of one day. It’s easy to imagine a water source, but even so, I don’t want her going days without eating just because I can’t figure out how to save her.

  And what if the goddess won’t let her leave if we find our way back in?

  Or worse, what if Eulalia chooses the goddess over me again? Sure, the first time was to save our lives, but what if she really decides to stay when there isn’t anything forcing her?

  My dreams are troubled. Things get worse when something hard hits my forehead and someone shouts, “Get up, thief!”

  Without thinking, I reach for my magic even as I rise from the hammock. My eyes are still crusty from sleep.

  My attacker hits me in the head with…is that a stick?

  When he swings again, I duck under the weapon and step forward. With the simple act of lightly placing my hand on his chest and channeling electricity through my body into his, the guy is thrown off the porch.

  I rub my eyes as the stranger scrambles to his feet.

  He’s tall and slightly overweight, but dressed like someone with loads of money.

  “Who are you and why do you think I’ll put up with you hitting me on the head?” I ask.

  “I have come to save Alexandra from your treachery, you foul defiler,” he says with the cockiness only the most ignorant of the rich are able to manage.

  Hoping to take him down a peg or two, I say, “She defiled me as much as I defiled her, you cockroach.”

  “Duke Nepont?” Alexandra asks as the girls rush out onto the porch to join us.

  “You know this guy?” I ask.

  “She is to be my wife,” the duke says as he hikes up his pants and puffs out his chest.

  “Alexandra is supposed to be your wife?” Ynes asks in a tone that would have made me run very far away if it had been directed at me.

  When the man sees Ynes, his face goes pale.

  Ynes slaps his face. “My parents promised me to you. What kind of scam are you running here?”

  “It’s too early for this shit,” I say. “This sounds like it’s going to be a very stupid conversation. There better be some coffee in the kitchen.”

  I storm off in search of caffeine, and the chaos on the porch follows me inside to start what is surely going to be a most miserable day.

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