She’d probably send him off with banana bread wrapped in cellophane for the road.
Hey there’s an idea.
There would have to be rules. Can’t infect mom.
Wait, it’s too quiet.
I look over and mid Grand Marshall had the hots for me story, she fell asleep. Dentures hanging out, dad’s glasses ready to jump off her nose. When I wake her it’s gently.. Don’t want to give the old lady a coronary, I need her around for at least fifty more years. “C’mon Chatty Cathy. It’s time for your nap.”
Righting her teeth, she winks. “Good Lord, you must’ve thought I was dead.”
“No way. I’m going before you. Now come on, you’re neck’s going get a crick.”
Now it’s too quiet. Sitting on the sofa, I straighten out the doily. Snag a crumb from the cushion. Yawn wonder if I need another nap. It’s hard to sit still.
Is it possible that is really is okay to have sex during the pandemic? When all the bars, nightclubs, and churches shut down, I thought great, something else I forgot to do. I should’ve had sex.
But now there’s hope for this thirty-year-old school marm. There would need to be rules. Mom would need to be safe.
The Surgeon General said it so it must be true.
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