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On the frozen lake, the Demeanies clustered around Cereals Back. His breathing was growing shallower, rattling in his chest. Beside him, Henry Potty mark one was in an even worse state. One of the Demeanies hissed. “Give usss the ring.”
“Do you like scary movies?” another snickered. Then Henry Potty, chosen one extraordinaire, realized what he must do. He laid down his wand and walked unflinching into the Demeanies’ midst.
Immediately, four of them tried to unscrew his head while three more clustered, eager to share in the feast. Suddenly, all trembled. “It burnssss…It burnsss usss!” they hissed. And the Demeanies melted away, into sad little puddles of black goo that stank of audit forms. Henry Potty smirked. “Guess I didn’t have what you brain suckers were looking for.” Once again, his “special abilities” had saved the day.
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