“Okay. How about the engines?” Wiggo asked.
“Fucked,” was the terse reply.
“Well, we’d better see if we can unfuck them, hadn’t we?”
“Good luck with that,” the operator said. “The engineer for them is back on the main rig too. I don’t know one end of an engine from another.”
“Lucky you’ve got me then, isn’t it?” Wiggo replied, bluffing it out, even though his six months of car mechanic’s training in Borstal wasn’t likely to be of much use here. “If we’re very lucky, it’ll just be a loose connection or something. But we’ll never know if we just sit here on our arses. How do we get down below?”
“I’ll take you. I’m about as useful as a fart in a spacesuit here anyway.”
The operator stood from his console and was almost toppled as another huge swell lifted one end of the floatel and smashed it back down to the water again with an impact that rang for seconds afterwards.
The second operator stood, shakily.
“I’m no use to you here,” he said. “I’ll be down in the mess hiding under a table if you need me.”
He left unsteadily, almost walking into the wall when another swell lifted then dropped them again.
“How much of this can we take?” Wiggo asked the man who was left.
“We’re built to survive almost anything the North Sea can chuck at us… and it chucks things at us a lot,” the operator replied. “We probably won’t sink. Probably. But we’ll be getting shaken about and rattled like the last few peanuts in a tin for a while. Maybe a long while, until somebody comes looking for us.”
“Engines it will have to be then,” Wiggo replied. “If we can get them working, can you get us back to the rig?”
The operator sucked at his teeth.
“Maybe,” he said.
“Maybe will have to do. Lead on.”
“What about yon…whatever it was? Yon thing that took the supply boat?”
“What about it?” Wiggo answered. “If it comes, it comes. Unless you’ve got a bloody huge cannon aboard, I don’t think we’ve got anything that will stop it. So I’m not going to worry about that right now. First things first.”
“Engines?”
“Engines.”
They picked up Davies and Wilkins on the way down. Both privates had tooled up with their rifles and flak jackets, so Wiggo followed suit.
“I thought you said we’d need a cannon?” the operator asked.
Wiggo laughed and showed him the rifle.
“This? This is for the rats. I’ve never seen an engine room yet that didn’t have them.”
Once kitted up, the three squad members followed the operator though the mess, along a corridor to a door that, once opened, led to a downward stairwell. They’d already been bounced off the walls twice on the way and the stairs were dark, unlit and uninviting.
“Ladies first,” the operator said and stood aside to let Wiggo look down the shaft.
It was a disorienting experience. As soon as Wiggo gazed downward, his guts lurched, his head went woozy, and his knees threatened to give way beneath him. Only sheer force of will kept his earlier cheeseburger down and his body up. He switched on the light-sight on his rifle; washing it ahead of him on the stairs helped his focus, but he was still unsteady on his feet as he took the first step. He reached out with his left hand and steadied himself on the guardrail, trusting to the sling of the rifle over his shoulder to hold it steady in his right. It occurred to him that, as corporal, he could have ordered one of the privates down first. But he’d learned from Banks and Hynd that you don’t ask your men to do anything you won’t do yourself. He gritted his teeth and went down into the dark.
They didn’t have to go far to find out that the floatel was in more trouble than they’d realised. Wiggo hadn’t reached the bottom of the steps but when he shone his light downward, he saw black oily water swirl below him and tasted salt at his lips.
He called the operator down to join him; the man had hung back behind the three squaddies, and only stepped down to Wiggo’s side reluctantly.
“Bugger me, we’re holed,” he said.
“No shit, Sherlock. How deep is it? Can we wade through it?”
The man looked down the steps, gauging the depth, and shook his head when he turned back.
“Up to the neck at least, maybe more. And the engines will all be under feet of salt water. I told you; we’re royally fucked.”
Wiggo motioned at the swirling water below.
“Does this mean we’re sinking?”
“Not necessarily. In fact, it might be giving us ballast, stopping us from slopping around too much in the swell.”
“And if it gets deeper?”
“Then the engines aren’t the only thing that’s fucked.”
“Well this just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it.”
“Not a word to anyone about what we’ve just seen, understood?” Wiggo said to the operator once they’d returned to the corridor and closed the door against the memory of the chill waters below.
“Trust me,” the man said. “I’m going back upstairs to keep trying to reach somebody. We can’t reach the rig, but I’ve got an idea of how we might get through to Aberdeen.”
“Get to it then, man. I’ll check on you when I can.”
“Who died and put you in charge?”
“Do you want the job? You can have it right now.”
The operator backed away, hands in the air.
“Nope. That’s fine. You’re the boss, boss.”
Wiggo was getting his first real taste of the responsibility of command.
He wasn’t sure he liked it all that much.
He led Davies and Wilkins back to the mess to find a collection of angry crewmen waiting for them. The vocal chap who’d been disparaging about ‘sodjers’ earlier seemed to have been elected spokesman and he got into Wiggo’s face as soon as they entered the area.
“It’s time you told us what the fuck is going on here,” he said, red faced and almost shouting.
Wiggo ignored him, took a pack of cigarettes from his jacket, and made a show of lighting up slowly.
“You can’t smoke in here,” the red-faced man said.
“Looks like I can,” Wiggo replied and took a long draw. He addressed the men behind the ringleader. “I don’t see any of your bosses here, do you? Smoke them if you’ve got them.”
Five of the men grinned back at him, Tom the cook among them, and lit up smokes of their own. Wiggo relaxed; he knew he’d already gone a long way to diffusing the situation. All that was left now was the red faced man.
“Come on, mate. Let’s sit down and I’ll tell you what I know, then you can tell the others.” He stepped forward, took the man by the arm, and led him to a table before the man knew what had hit him.
The room took another lurch just as Wiggo was trying to sit down. He righted himself just in time.
“Nearly landed on my arse,” he said, the red-faced man smiled, and Wiggo knew that everything was going to go just fine.
Wiggo sat with the man while he smoked down the cigarette and told him everything that had happened except for the detail about the water in the engine room…all he said was that the engines were, in technical terms, fucked. It was another lesson he’d learned on the squad—only give out what you have to, but if you have to, tell the truth.
“We’re adrift?” the man said.
“Aye. I thought that was obvious. And we’ve lost contact with the rig. I’ve told you this. The lad upstairs is trying to get through to Aberdeen and my boss back on the rig will be moving heaven and earth to get us off of here. Hang tight…that’s what he told me, and that’s what I’m telling you.”
“And yon big beastie that ate the supply boat? What are you doing about that?”
“Fuck all,” Wiggo said cheerfully. “What do you expect me to do, give it a biscuit?”
The man, no longer quite so red-faced, went to relay the news to the ot
hers while Wiggo lit a fresh smoke from the butt of the old one. Davies and Wilkins joined him at the table, managing to get to their seats just as the vessel took another lunge upwards and back down with a crash.
“Do we have a plan, Corp?” Wilkins asked. Somehow, the private looked younger now to Wiggo, less sure of himself.
“Cap said to sit tight, so we sit. As I see it, there’s bugger all else we can do, even though I don’t fancy just sitting here if we are slowly sinking. Go see if Tom’s willing to rustle up some coffee for everybody would you, Davies? I think we could all use a brew. I’ll go and check upstairs, see if there’s any progress on getting through to somebody.”
He made his way gingerly back up to the control room, having to keep a tight hold of the handrail all the way up the stairwell. The storm had gone up another notch and rain lashed at the windows, completely obscuring the view. The vessel rolled alarmingly, first left to right, then backward and forward, and Wiggo crossed the floor to the control panel like a drunk trying to find a way home. The operator that had shown them to the engine room was back at the main control board.
“Any joy?” Wiggo asked.
“Nothing yet. We’re broadcasting a general SOS as wide as we can but can’t tell if anybody’s getting it.”
“And still nothing from the rig?”
The operator merely shook his head. He saw that Wiggo was smoking.
“You got a spare one? I’m gasping.”
“Swap you for some whisky?” Wiggo said, joking, but he was taken seriously. The operator went into a desk drawer and came up with half a bottle of Bells and two paper cups.
“I keep it here for medicinal purposes,” he said, laughing.
“I’m pretty sure this qualifies,” Wiggo replied, passed over a smoke, and got a double measure of Scotch in return.
“I call that a good deal. Cheers.”
He drained it in one smooth motion, welcoming the heat in his belly, but refused a second; that surprised even him, but somehow duty had now become even more important. He had people depending on him, so this was no time to get sloppy. He waved a hand in the direction of the windows.
“How long does this shite last?”
“They can last anything from two hours to two weeks,” the operator replied. “But if our last report was right, this one should blow itself out overnight if we’re lucky.”
“And if we’re unlucky?”
“Yon big beastie will have us for dinner. Or we’ll sink, take your pick.”
8
Banks watched the rain lash against the window. He had men lost out there in the storm and there was little he could do about it. The thought of it was driving him mad with frustration, and it was all he could manage to retain his calm. When the radio squawked, he almost jumped in the air.
The operator turned and handed him the mike.
“It’s your guys, for you.”
“The floatel,” he said, hope momentarily leaping in his chest.
“Sorry, sir. No, the mainland.”
It was the colonel again, and he sounded fierce, as if he’d just been giving someone a bollocking. Banks knew the tone well of old and was glad it wasn’t being directed at him this time for it was strong enough to strip paint.
“I put a rocket up Air Sea Rescue’s arse,” his superior officer said. “They’re going to have choppers in the air within the hour; they asked for volunteers and got plenty so at least somebody’s showing some spunk. Sit tight, they’re coming for you.”
“And the floatel?”
“They’re going to try for that too. That’s going to be trickier in the high seas, but they say they can get it done. Any word from your lads?”
“None, sir, they’ve gone dark.”
“Wiggins is a good soldier. He’ll bring them home.”
“Aye, sir. That he is.”
There was no more left to say. He handed the mike back to the operator.
“I need a smoke. Anywhere around here we can have a crafty one?”
“Just stand in the doorway and prop it open with your foot. That lets enough air in and smoke out without you getting soaked. It’s what I do.”
Hynd joined him on the doorway and they both lit up. A stiff breeze blew in through the partially opened door, but the operator had been right, very little rain made its way inside.
“Might be a good time for yon wee talk you were after, Frank?” he said.
“Not just now, please. I’m feeling like a spare dick at an orgy here, Cap,” Hynd said. “There’s nowt to get our teeth into. But I’m worried about the lads, especially the younger ones…”
“I know, Sarge. I’m feeling the same way. But the colonel was right about one thing—Wiggo’s a good man. He’ll see them right.”
Seton came to join them. He already had his pipe lit, and took out his hip flask and passed it ‘round.
“Well, Sandy,” Banks said as he handed the flask to Hynd, “is this what you expected?”
“In truth, I don’t know what I expected. I hoped, though, I hoped for some time to study the thing, and maybe test a theory.”
Banks laughed. “You have a theory? There’s a surprise.”
“It’s something I’ve been working on for years and relates to how what we think of as magic is merely the result of rhythm, repetition, and force of will.”
Banks wiped a hand up over the top of his head.
“Whoosh!” he said, and Seton laughed before continuing.
“You remember the Loch Ness thing, how the song brought the monster to heel, or at least calmed it down?”
Banks’ own laughter died as quickly as it had come as he remembered that day on the dark waters of the loch.
“I’m no’ likely to forget,” he said.
“Sorry,” Seton replied, although he looked anything but. “But remember the song. If it, or something like it worked once, there’s no reason it won’t work again. I’ve found some chants encoded in The Concordances of the Red Serpent and…”
“You’re going to sing at it? That’s your plan?” Hynd interrupted.
Seton shrugged.
“Do you have a better idea?”
The operator turned from his seat and broke into the conversation.
“If you’ve got a plan, it might be time to put it into effect. We’ve got something incoming on the radar, and it’s bloody huge.”
Banks flicked his still-lit butt out into the rain and went back to the control board. The radar pinged and showed a dim outline closing in on their position.
“I’ll tell you something else for nowt,” the operator said. “Its no’ a fucking whale. And it’s coming right at us.”
Banks calculated time and distance in his head. They had seconds at the most.
“If you’ve got an alarm, hit it,” he said.
The almost deafening honk of the claxon started up then, five seconds later, the whole rig shuddered and rang as if hit by a giant hammer. Another claxon joined the first.
“What the fuck’s that one?” Banks asked.
“Imminent structural integrity failure,” the operator shouted back, his face white. “Another hit like that and the rig will go over.”
“I’m not waiting here to die like some caged hamster,” Banks said and headed for the door. Hynd and Seton moved to join him as he got his pistol out of its holster at his hip. Just having a weapon in his hand improved his mood—a miniscule amount at best, but at least it felt he was doing something.
He stepped out into the rain and almost knocked over the rig manager.
“What the fuck’s going on now?” the burly man shouted.
“I thought that was your job to know?” Banks answered. “Best get inside; things are liable to get hairy.”
The manager noticed for the first time the gun in Banks’ hand, and his eyes went wide.
“I can’t have shots fired on the rig,” he said.
“And I can’t have useless full-on fucking fuckwits telling me what I can and can’t do,
” Banks replied, pushed the man aside, and stepped to the edge of the gantry overlooking the docking area.
Below him, the waters seethed and roiled as if being churned from below, but there was no sign of the beast.
“Come on, you fucker,” Banks muttered. “I want to shoot something, and you’ll do nicely.”
As if in answer, the beast obliged.
The snout came out of the water first, two great black nostrils each wider than a man, snoring out spray that stank of rotting fish and kelp. The head rose up and again Banks was reminded of a giant horse, as if the sculptures of the kelpies at the Falkirk Wheel had been animated and brought to life. He felt strangely detached, as if he wasn’t watching a real beast at all but some fantastic special effect in a cinema playing directly in front of his eyes in full surround-sound.
The head kept rising, impossibly far out of the water until he was no longer looking downward but straight out into the piercing gaze of a pair of sky-blue eyes each bigger than a beach ball.
He raised his pistol, aware of Hynd stepping up beside him. They stood side by side and took aim without needing any spoken agreement, Banks going for the left eye, Hynd the right. They fired in unison…and at the same instant the beast blinked, both eyes simultaneously. The shots ricocheted away as if they’d hit rock.
Before they could take aim again, the beast let its head fall. As it went down, the eyes opened again and Banks got the distinct impression they were looking directly at him. More than that, if he didn’t know better, he’d have said the bloody thing was smiling.
The beast hit the loading dock full on, its weight driving all of the area below the gantry into the water in a mass of bent and torn metal. The rig’s columns shrieked under the pressure and the whole structure lurched alarming to one side before steadying. A cable screamed, loud even above the claxon and sprung from its mooring somewhere to Banks’ left. He heard it whistle as it cleaved the air and saw it coming at him out of the corner of his eye. Instinct kicked in and he threw himself to one side. As he went down, he turned to see the sarge pushing Seton out of the path of danger. In doing so, Hynd exposed his whole left side to the onrushing rope of twisted metal. It took him under the ribs, lifted him off his feet with it as it passed, and slammed him hard against the door of the control room behind them.
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