“Actually, aren’t all these fucking trees heading to the shredder? It’s Christmas Eve,” Dad said. He picked up a huge, lush green tree and then plopped it back to the ground. “This one is good.” Then Dad looked at me. “Did you see that? None of the needles came off. This tree is fresh.” He then turned back to the tree man. “How much you got on the two-dollar tree?”
The guy said, “Sorry, I have to get sixteen dollars for the two-dollar tree.”
Dad turned around and grabbed me by the shoulder and pulled me toward the car. He climbed back into the car with a moody expression and a long drag on a menthol cigarette. “These fucking guys. Don’t they know those fucking things are just going to become mulch in a day or two?” Dad said to the ether more than to me. We skidded out of the lot, leaving the sad tree to its personal plight. There would be other sad trees that night. Dad’s annoyance would fade soon enough. There would be more red lights and more father/son bonding. The same scenario would play out a handful of times before someone finally caved to Dad’s negotiations and cloud of smoke, which went everywhere he did. It was the thrill of the hunt, as Dad called it, and we returned home with a fat green tree well past my bedtime.
In later years, I grew to understand that Dad’s hard negotiations had little to do with trying to get the best tree for the least amount of money possible due to a shortage of cash. It had much more to do with how Dad treated the world. There would be gamesmanship and haggling with grand gestures toward regular working guys who, for the moment, needed to be called “motherfucker” under Dad’s breath. He liked stomping around, defiantly flicking cigarette ash onto the floorboard of his car. I think he felt in control. That night I could smell the scent of discount pine and dreamed of my close father-and-son relationship.
Chapter 3
On the morning I arrived in Spain, I walked through the tall glass doors of my five-star hotel in Sevilla (press trips have their perks) and out into a springtime breeze. I carried a paper map from the concierge and my blue backpack with Dad in it. It was an organic decision to take Dad for a stroll. He had been cooped up in my luggage and I began to feel badly about it, but I did not completely understand why. However, once I slung him over my shoulder and felt his pull against my back, it just felt right. Better than that, I stood taller knowing I carried around my dead father.
Don’t mind us, I thought. It is just me and my dead father out for a stroll. Don’t mess with me, or I will swing my dead father over my head and beat you senseless with him. The idiocy and irony of it all amused me for hours. Secretly, I prayed that curious strangers would ask what was in the backpack.
Together we walked through the fifteenth- and sixteenth-century archways, cathedrals, and plazas and soaked up the sights. I smelled the sugar from the bakery and the freshly brewed coffee. I watched hip Spaniards, who took sips and nibbled as they hurried along crowded streets wearing freshly ironed suits and dresses. All the guys had slicked-back hair and overly worked style—a friend from Madrid would later describe the men as señoritos. All the women wore formfitting dresses and aloof expressions. The city was a metrosexual’s paradise of parading beautiful people in mysterious dark sunglasses. I turned my head to watch every woman who passed. Every man, too. Every person I saw looked tanned and done up in tailored clothes. I must have appeared homeless.
I brought one carry-on suitcase and a small backpack for Dad. Socks, shirts, and underwear I washed in the sink of my hotel, because I owned no other suitcase and could not justify placing Dad into checked baggage. I also feared that a lack of cabin pressure might make the plastic drum where Dad resided explode in the belly of the airplane. So Dad took up most of the suitcase.
I passed cops and store owners who had character and ponchiness, who appeared to play supporting cast for all the attractive people. They were older. They leaned in doorways, on the many cars parked along the street, or on the long handle of a push broom. They waited on park benches, chatted to each other, and listened to the world at a much slower pace, without a care at all. They acted almost in opposition to the racing of the youth, who pirouetted around them. I pretended some of them eyed me, the stranger and his rucksack, which gave me warm guilty feelings as I doubted Dad had ever seen a place like this. I decided within a few hours that Dad’s many lies helped me visit Spain. Briefly,
I was grateful.
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“So, why do you think now is the time for opera in Seville?” I said from the second row of a small press conference in a small white room around a long table. It was a lame question. One of many I asked over the hour. I learned early on that much of the question-asking is part of a larger dog-and-pony show.
Dad sat between my feet in my backpack with one of its straps wrapped around my leg, in case anyone burst into the room to rob me. Since Dad didn’t fit into the hotel room’s safe, I didn’t want to leave him in the room. So off to work we went.
The four photographers stood behind us, the seated journalists. Incessantly, they clicked and flashed with big digital single-lens reflex cameras, jockeying for the best camera angle to shoot the producer, a wide, bald guy who wore sunglasses and one of those tan vests with a dozen pockets over a pink dress shirt—a look that said, “I’m in the biz,” but just in Spanish.
The event went well. In general, producers want international media to ask lots of questions and help create the illusion of importance. They want photographers to take pictures of gathered media to get buzz. And I sat at the end of the table and wore translation headsets and asked questions and took notes and continued to feel like a fraud. To be fair to my old self, usurping a press trip to scatter Dad’s ashes for free was quite a coup. An act I am certain Dad would have appreciated.
I genuinely wanted Spain to get its money’s worth. “Over the next five years, how do you see the opera showcase progressing?” I said. The bald producer squirmed in his seat, put a hand to his jaw, and looked up at the ceiling. I sat poised with my pen pressed against my notepad.
“Hopefully, we will keep telling stories that matter, because we are passionate about what we do. We are passionate about life,” he said. Then he leaned back in his chair and looked satisfied and certain.
At the end of the day, which had brought similar press events, I took back to the street with Dad. I was in Spain with him draped across my shoulder, not out of love but out of obligation. I was not passionate about what I was doing and not passionate about life. I wanted to tell people that I had not only rescued him from an eternity of being in St. George but that I showed him Spain and made his final wish come true. I held him loosely by the strap as he dangled from one shoulder. I dared any thief in sight to just grab him and run.
Fulfilling his last wish made me feel like I was an idiot. I lied, if only through omission, to Spain, for what? So his wife could feel like the mission was accomplished? His nonsense story about returning home could be validated? If the situation were reversed, I would have sat forever on a shelf. He was a jerk even in death. Maybe I felt like an idiot because part of me still idolized him. And still, there I was, running around with a bag of dirt strapped to my back. We headed unconsciously down to Sevilla’s bullfighting ring. The iconic stadium wreaked of old-world-ness with its whitewashed, hand-plastered walls. Instinctively, I bought two tickets from a gold-toothed crone, one for myself and one for Dad, for later that night. I figured I owed Dad a guy’s afternoon out and wanted to see the fights, like old times. It was the closest thing I could get to the old Olympic Auditorium, and I needed inspiration.
Dad and I had gone to the Olympic when I was young. Before each visit, I grabbed Dad’s arm and dragged him down the hall and into my room. There among the old plates of food and game pieces littered on the floor was an old black-and-white television with tinfoil wrapped around the antenna. I pointed at the television as the Los Angeles Thunderbirds skated or Victor Rivera and the Twin Devils wrestled or Danny “Little Red” Lopez punche
d. I looked up at Dad, still holding his arm, and hoped his excitement matched my own. His approval, at the time, was all I ever wanted. He feigned enough interest for occasional tickets.
The Olympic was an icon for blue-collar entertainment in Los Angeles in the 1970s and aired boxing, wrestling, and roller derby on the old UHF channel fifty-two. The building was falling apart, dingy, noisy, and had a slimy layer of grease, peanut shells, fake popcorn butter, and beer covering the floors and seats. Crowds rarely filled the place, but the audiences made up for it with loudness. Dad and I were surrounded by the cheering in Spanish and broken English from the downtown Angelenos. Beer splashed across us as wax-paper cups were thrown at the ring, and fights broke out in the rows behind us. Fights broke out in front of us. Fights broke out in the ring and on the track. That was our guy’s night out, which was more important than the results of the bouts.
I knew most of the outcomes were prearranged but hoped I was wrong. Not that it mattered. Dad leaned back and swirled his cerveza against the ridiculousness of it all and kept me well stocked with peanuts. He never cared for sports the way I did, but I felt him stare down at me, watching me engrossed in every moment. When there was a break in the action, I would look up at him just to see if he was paying attention to the games. He was not. He was always just watching me. He occasionally wiped a beer-foam mustache across my upper lip.
The last time we visited the Olympic I was sixteen. I had seen an ad that wrestling was returning there after a several-year hiatus. We arrived ten minutes before the start and got first-row seats. The room was cavernous and populated by a few families with a few kids chasing each other around the ring.
By the time the show started, there were fifty people in the theater built to hold thousands. The ring was lit up with spotlights, and I was giddy again with the nostalgia of hanging around with Dad. The bags under his eyes were heavier, his face more worn, but he was still my dad.
The main event consisted of four bodybuilders and fourteen fat guys who made up the battle royale, where eighteen men slammed into each other over the vague ideal of good-versus-evil supremacy and one ultimate victor. At one point, one of the wrestlers was watching alongside of us. The guy was huge, rippling muscles, veins popping out of his arms and neck, covered in intimidating tattoos, wore a Mohawk, and he stood there with Dad.
Dad struck up a conversation with him. “So why aren’t you in there? Aren’t you supposed to kick ass or something?”
“For this crowd?” the wrestler said, waving a hand to shoo away the idea. Dad then threw his arm around the guy like he had known him for ages and even tried to get him in a headlock. They both laughed. I shuddered and took a step back. If I remember correctly, the wrestler’s schtick was bending a steel bar around his head. After they separated, Dad poked his new brawny friend in the chest like old wrestling interviews. I thought the guy was going to throw Dad in the ring and kill him. Instead they talked, without me, until after the light went back on in the auditorium and the final bits of the tiny crowd went home.
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With a few hours to kill and bullfighting tickets in my pocket, I took Dad out on the town. He sat on the café table while I sipped an espresso outside in the sun. “So what do you think?” I said quietly to my backpack with Dad in it. “So this is it. You’re in Spain, you fucking jerk.” While he was alive, I think I swore at him once. Now that he was dead, I granted myself the privilege with abandon. The oddness of talking to the sack would grate at me and felt embarrassing, but I wanted this trip to be memorable for him. As I leaned back and sipped, I described the black-veiled religious ladies with their lacy hoop skirts, weathered cigar-smoking men playing chess in the park, youthful hipster couples holding hands, and other charming clichés that embodied southern Spain. I would eventually learn to embrace our one-sided chats, but in the beginning, I felt phony and manipulated. I was carrying on a charade for my own benefit, although there seemed to be a purpose to all the talking and description. A deep part of me wanted to make up for lost time. I spent the next hour trying to create a world where I spoke and Dad listened.
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As I came through the tunnel, I saw the bright white chalk lines and orange clay of the bullfighting ring. The roar of the crowd, while in Spanish, swept through me in a familiar way. With beer and peanuts in hand, I sat down on the bleacher and placed a beer on Dad’s seat, pretended it was his ashes. I decided to make beer a symbol of Dad’s presence. Over time, I became more comfortable replacing Dad with symbols, and so talked to the beer just like I would have talked to the plastic container. Without the conspicuous plastic jug, I became more at ease. The conversation felt more like a prayer.
As I looked around, I saw women with floppy sun hats and gold-clasped clutch bags, T-shirted men who read the newspaper and smoked cigars, and moony-eyed couples holding hands all pressed together in the sun, leaving no seat unfilled, to watch death. The rumble of voices anticipating the match hit me in my gut. I leaned forward with my hands on my knees and Dad at my side. A hush fell over the stadium and the bull burst into the arena kicking up dirt and looking for something to attack.
I leaned over and whispered to the full beer and empty seat. “Okay, so there is this bull and he is huge. He’s sort of a dingy white and blowing some major snot bubbles.” Regardless of illusory David-versus-Goliath appearances, the bull was already dead, in my estimation.
The bull ran around the ring to the sounds of cheering. Ladies waved their hats and some fans stood and clapped, others yelled and hooted. Confused, the bull charged one direction and then another.
Then, satin-clad matador’s helpers, called picadors, methodically goaded the bull to charge and run around the arena more. “Okay, Dad, these guys just ran up behind the bull and stabbed it with frilly spears. And now we have blood,” I said. Once its juices got flowing, the bull was attacked relentlessly for twenty minutes by the picadors, and later by guys on armored and blindfolded horses. All the while, cheers filled the arena. It’s got to blow being the bull.
Then the matador entered the arena, charming and cool, knowing, I assumed, that the bull had a weakness—and that he had a team of professionals watching his back. The matador waved to the crowd, which roared its approval. He wore a funny black hat, a pink embroidered bolero jacket, and matching spangled culottes. He was armed with a sword thin enough to pit olives and sharp enough to slice paper.
“Okay, there is a teeny man waving a cape around.”
“Shhh,” the man in front of me said, before turning back around and settling into the fight. I thought, Fuck you, jackass, but lowered my voice and continued.
“The teeny man is just standing there while the giant bull just runs circles around him.” Then a spontaneous chorus of boos erupted from the arena that shook our seats. “The crowd is booing the teeny man. I have no idea why. The teeny man just stuck another feathery spear into the side of the bull. Lots of snot bubbles and blood,” I whispered.
I wanted to see the bullfights for Dad, but also for the cultural experience. It was true. Spain had made a spectator sport of killing a huge animal by inviting fearless, or stupid, skinny men in Capri pants and a thick coat of machismo into a pen with the bull.
The sun dipped below the stadium and cast a shadow across our seats, and I felt a chill. After a few minutes, the bull, streaked with blood along its back and shoulders, had been slowed and hypnotized into submission. As the picadors kept the bull busy, the matador ceremonially retrieved a long, shining sword wrapped in silks and goose-stepped back toward the hapless bull.
The crowd bellowed and murmured as the inevitable became obvious. After a few more olés and waves of the cape, the matador would bury the sword deep between the bull’s shoulder blades. When done correctly, the bull would drop like a sack of potatoes.
The bull slowed, almost mesmerized by the constant action and perhaps frustrated by chasing the shadowy ghost of the
maroon bedspread. It was shocking how quickly the bull tired. He moved from ferocious to confused to docile within a few minutes. I wondered if the bull ever knew that its life was on the line.
Unfortunately for bulls, fortitude is a human quality. I imagined, hopefully, throughout my day with Dad at the bullfights that the bull would fight and flail around until the bitter end, or that the bull would win one or two of the matches even, the matador carried out on a gurney, but that was not the way it worked. With the bull bleeding, ragged, and backed up against the wooden fence, he appeared to be saying in his final moments, “I give up. Kill me now.” And, finally, after running the bull in panting circles after his silky, flashing cape, the matador pulled out the blade. “Olé!” the arena cried. The bull gave in to exhaustion. Only then did the matador plunge the blade.
“Dad,” I said. “This first bull is toast.”
Sadly, the first matador was a yutz, who stabbed and missed the fast-kill spot on the bull’s back several times. The crowd erupted and booed with a venom I thought reserved for the Olympic. The bull lolled its head from side to side and briefly looked like Janet Leigh to the matador’s Anthony Perkins.
“Just like tapas and Flamenco,” I told Dad, “this is as close as we are going to get to roller derby, boxing, and wrestling in Spain.”
I wanted to walk away from my first bullfight with moral superiority that such barbarism could never appeal to me, that it was beneath my curiosity. However, I treated life as if I were always walking down a dark alley. So much time had been spent sizing up everyone around me and knowing that everyone had a weakness that could be exposed. The idea was frightening, liberating, and exciting.
I watched from the edge of my bench and took turns admiring the wild crowd’s judgment and the bull’s vanquished adrenaline. I wanted to take pity on its plight, but I didn’t. I craved seeing its death. It was a morbid realization, but I wanted to see something larger than life that showed power beyond measure get reduced to a lifeless heap. I wanted to see evidence of what I intuitively knew: that life in any form is fragile.
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