by Amelia Wilde
Thor picked me up a couple of hours later. Literally. He walked into the salon where I’d just paid—with the money they’d stolen from FCN bank—and slid a hand under the small of my back and my butt and picked me up. And kissed me. “You are so beautiful.”
“Thanks, boss,” I said.
And then it was time for the message to my sisters. We had it all worked out.
We cabbed to the nice side of town, to an upscale bath and linens shop, one of a small, exclusive chain that had ordered our quilts before.
He grabbed my hand as we walked in. With my new dress and haircut and his whole Hollywood look, I suppose we seemed quite the power couple. We pretended to browse the quilt selection. A shop girl came to help us. Nothing we saw would do.
“I’m looking for a non-toxic organic sheep’s wool comforter,” I said. “In king. Do you have anything like that? Or can you get anything like that?”
She asked her manager and ten minutes later we were at the checkout desk with the manager eyeing her computer, clicking around.
“I don’t care what it costs,” I said. “I want the best, top of the line.”
“Mmm. One of our vendors has a pretty pricey one. With handling, you’re looking at twenty-two thousand dollars.” She peered up, expression neutral.
A markup of two thousand. I smiled. “Is it organic domestic sheep’s wool?”
“Yes, and very high quality. This is a high-quality vendor. Our Atlanta store has worked with them. The Paris Hilton comforter. Comes in cream or eggshell only.”
They were actually the same color. When I’d made the site, I’d wanted to give people the illusion of choice. “I’ll take eggshell.”
She furrowed her brow. “Now, here’s the thing—it’s non-returnable. I’d have to have you pay up front. We’d call when it’s ready. Six to eight weeks.” She looked up. Such an exorbitant price. I wondered if she was secretly freaking out.
“Do you take American Express?” Thor and I had made sure they didn’t. We had the cash to pay for it, but it would look weird to whip it out right off.
She shook her head.
Thor rolled his eyes. “Fine. We’re going to the bank today. We’ll come back and just pay in cash. Is that okay? You take cash, right?”
“Of course,” she said.
Thor was good at playing the privileged snot. It made me wonder about his past. Who were these guys?
7
We walked out and went down the street to a posh café with a secluded porch in the back. I got spaghetti with obscene amounts of cheese grated onto it. Thor got fish. The doctor, eating healthy. I teased him about it and he responded in his sexy-warning way, legs tangling with mine. As though I were crossing a line, teasing him.
So strange to be in this new city at an outdoor cafe with this man I barely knew. Well, I didn’t know the big things. But I knew the hidden things, the secret things, and I loved that, knowing these secret things, feeling like outlaws living it up.
Fun fact: food tastes way better when it’s bought with money stolen from a guy like Hank Vernon.
Thor called Odin and Zeus on his new throwaway phone—the two other members of our god pack were out buying a used vehicle and working out something with the diamonds. They were to pick us up after the comforter buy.
Thor had a clipped conversation where he looked at me a lot. When he hung up he informed me that Zeus had planned out our next job already, for a First City National in a suburb of Omaha. They’d go for it after just two days of surveillance.
“It was supposed to take a week,” I said.
“It was,” Thor said. “The timetable’s sped up.”
“What does that mean?”
“What do you think it means?”
“That Zeus wants me gone.”
Thor swirled his lemonade around in the wine glass it had come in. I could tell he didn’t like that the timetable was sped up. “I think Odin will be proud of what we’ve accomplished today. I particularly think he’ll enjoy your hair,” he said, attempting a subject change.
I broke a breadstick, ate half. He didn’t want to say more. I could respect that.
“And I mean that in the most unwholesome way you could possibly ever take it.”
I stopped eating. “What?”
“The most unwholesome way.”
I narrowed my eyes. “Are you telling me Odin will mess up my salon blowout?”
He reached across our little table and touched my hair, like he had a right to. And he did, according to the notorious rules. “Thoroughly.”
He was using that rough silky-rumbly voice of his that I loved.
I slid the other half of my breadstick into my mouth, eyeing him.
His expression turned playful. “I’m only telling you because there are things—” here he lowered his voice— “things you need to be ready for. Things you need to think about during our five-hour journey coming up. So that you can be prepared to obey us once we reach our destination.”
My stomach tightened and I breathed out a surprised laugh. “Is that so?”
“That is exactly so.” He went on to tell me some of those things in his roughly caressing tone, lowering his voice to a grumbly whisper when anybody came near.
I found myself shifting in my seat as he described how they might position my legs. How they might restrain my arms. What my breasts would look like when my arms were totally bound together at my back.
I felt as though his words were winding invisible tendrils around my thighs and my arms, pinning me to my seat, touching me under my clothes.
Heat bloomed through me.
The man was a little bit wild, but he understood his own power. And so did I.
He said, “I won’t tell you some other things we might do, because with certain activities you just have to be there, don’t you think? Some activities that seem unpleasant in the telling can be quite enjoyable in the doing. Wasn’t that your experience?”
“I suppose.”
“You suppose,” Thor grated out.
Three men entered the sunny porch dining area and sat down two tables away. He positioned his mirrored glasses back over his eyes, concealing his gaze, all the better to monitor them.
“I know how you enjoy being told things ahead of time,” he added, “but some things are best without warning.”
Gulp.
He went back onto the subject of my hair. Which would be so messed up.
I didn’t exactly love the idea of getting it messed up after the stylist got it to look so nice. But I was sure the journey of getting it messed up would be worth it.
Back at the haute bath and bedroom store we paid the woman in hundreds. I acted excited about my new comforter. “Is there a way to send a message along with my order?” I asked. “I assume it’s custom made.” I’d discussed this move with the guys. I’d assured them that my sister Vanessa handled the orders, and that she was a bright, devious twenty-three-year-old woman who would understand the message and not take it to the cops. And even if she did, we’d be long gone from the store.
“They don’t take special requests,” she said.
“I just want to say something fun to them. To the artisans who make it.” I happened to know there was a space where you could write a message, considering I’d built the site myself. “Can’t you pass along a message? I buy many fine things from artisans, and I feel that if they know you are human and appreciative of their craft, they do an extra good job. Surely for twenty-two thousand—”
She held up a hand. “Of course. I don’t see why I can’t include a message with the order. What do you want to say?” She snapped the cash drawer shut.
“The customer ordering this wants you to know she’s excited for her organic comforter, and—”
“Hold on, hold on,” the woman said. She turned the monitor and started typing.
I repeated, “The customer ordering this wants you to know she’s excited for her organic comforter, and maybe someday Paris Hilton will b
uy one for each room in her house, plus one for her dog, but in the meantime, it’s going to a good home. A very happy home.”
The woman gave me a too-long stare when I was done. “Well, that’s…sweet,” she said, but you could tell she really meant insane. Because who sends a message about Paris Hilton’s dog? She took down my number and gave me her card.
I went out of there feeling lighter. Happier. My sister would know it was me. She would understand I was okay.
We waited at the appointed corner.
Zeus and Odin pulled up in a mini van, rocking out—in terms of music and clothes, all black boots and plaid shirts, looking way less respectable than Thor and me. We got into the back seat.
Odin turned, watched me levelly. He liked the sundress and my hair, I could tell. The sundress was blood red, and laced up the front in a crisscross way, like tall boots. With that and my new bright crown of platinum, I felt as though I’d fully transformed into Isis. Zeus, of course, had merely flicked his eyes at me as I’d gotten in, then fixed his frowning attention back on the road as he pulled out, all stern and bullish.
“Gods driving a mini van,” I said. “What has the world come to?”
“Are you mocking the gods of bank robbery?” Odin asked me. “Could it be that I am hearing you mocking us?”
I tipped my head, gave a tiny shrug. Yes, I was mocking them.
Odin shook his head sadly. “Oh, dear.”
Desire heated in my belly at those two little words.
“How’d it go?” Zeus asked.
“As planned.” Thor ran through the details of our day, the things he’d seen around the beauty salon and the restaurant. It shocked me, just how closely he’d been monitoring our surroundings the entire time. Odin informed Thor the diamonds were a no go, whatever that meant.
“And they still don’t know anything about the bank,” Zeus said. “The cops held a press conference. Your sisters were there.”
“Wait, what? How did they seem?”
“How do you think they seemed? Pretty fucking upset,” Zeus said. I caught his accusing gaze in the mirror. “You’re their sister. You were taken as a hostage. You left.”
“I had to.”
“In the moment we took you, sure you had to. But don’t act like you can’t be back there now. This extra job with us is your game plan. You could say the word and call it off and be back there tonight.”
“They’ll have the message and the money now,” I said. “They’ll know I’m okay.”
“A message and money,” Zeus said—practically spat— “can never make up for a person.”
His words were like a punch in the gut. “I had to leave,” I said.
“There are other ways to support a farm.”
“But this is how events happened,” I snapped. I didn’t know how to make him understand how it felt. How I was dying back there.
“How events happened.” Even through the rearview mirror, Zeus’s gaze pierced into me. “Like you have no responsibility for it.” He looked away with disdain. “How convenient.” His disdain was sharp as a knife. Only Zeus could do that.
“Maybe it is convenient,” I snapped. “Maybe I’m a horrible person.”
“Maybe we can tone it down,” Odin said.
“It’s in your power to put it all back together again, that’s my point,” Zeus said. “You should watch the press conference. When we get to Omaha, you can watch it for yourself.”
“That’ll be constructive,” Thor said.
“She needs to see,” Zeus said.
“I want to see.” I crossed my arms over my chest. It would rip me apart, but of course I had to see.
“She rode an opportunity.” Thor crossed his long, lanky legs. “She’s exploiting an opportunity. You want to act like we don’t do that every fucking day of the week?”
Zeus’s eyes burned into the rearview mirror. I refused to look away. We were officially in a stare-down.
Eventually, he looked away. Because he was driving.
Even with him looking away, though, something was growing between us, and that something was dark and angular.
“Well, you’ll be back soon,” Zeus grumbled. “I was thinking we might be able to get away with just a day of surveillance. Just rip in and ride that bank.”
“One day?” Odin barked. “Are you fucking kidding me?”
“We rip in, just clean out the front,” Zeus said. “It’ll still be a robbery. We have the diamonds, there’s no reason to go deep on this one.”
“If we’re gonna do it, let’s do it right,” Thor said.
“That is doing it right,” Zeus growled. “Best to shake up our pattern. This one’s in an urban area, too. Getting out’ll be a cakewalk.”
“Why’d you pick my bank?” I asked. “If it’s easier to escape in an urban area?”
“We heard it was lax,” Zeus said. “Somebody else would’ve knocked it over if we hadn’t.”
“One day. You’re crazy,” Odin said.
“Who’s the expert here?” Zeus demanded. “It’s my realm. Is it not my realm?”
“Let’s survey and see,” Odin said.
“No, let’s do,” Zeus growled.
Odin said, “Let’s take this offline.”
Meaning, fight about it not in front of me. I thought about my conversation with Thor. Zeus, itching to get me gone. I wondered, here, if I ought to go. For the good of the group. Was my presence making them fight? Making them do a risky robbery?
But the bottom line was, I couldn’t go back. I needed all this as badly as they did.
8
We spent many hours in the van listening to the audiobook Odin had picked out for the road—evidently my badass Peter Pans favored sci-fi tales. The fun space adventure story evened out the harsh edges.
We stopped at another lonely gas station where we picked out candy.
I grabbed a Kit Kat and took it up to the counter.
A voice from behind me: “Hey.”
Zeus.
My heart skipped a beat. I turned to find him scowling at me, standing a bit too near, using his intimidating bulk—unfairly, I thought. “What?”
He plucked the Kit Kat bar from my fingers and looked at the code on the back of it. “Come here.” He went back to the chocolate area and I followed. He put my candy bar back and picked one from the back of the display and examined the wrapper. “Gas candy can get really old.” He handed it to me. “This one’s fresher. Okay?” He said the okay like I was about to argue.
Was this an apology?
“Got it,” I said softly, nodding slowly, like he was a wild animal and any fast movement might spook him. “Thanks.”
“And FYI, I wouldn’t have shot you in the head.”
I tried not to smile.
“What’s so funny?”
“That is just one of the sweetest things anybody ever said to me.”
He frowned.
“Kidding,” I whispered.
Just the corner of his lip tipped up, a half smile. Then he quickly turned and headed to the counter.
I sighed. If he didn’t want me around, it wasn’t right for me to stay. After the Omaha job, I’d go back to the farm, but I would leave again, as soon as possible. And on my own terms. Being with these guys showed me how huge the world was. How you can make your own rules.
Though when I tried to imagine what sort of life I might make, I couldn’t think of one better than this—being with these lost Peter Pans with their road trips and the hotels. And the sex. And the connection, the sense of being on the edge of the whole world.
And being Isis.
Thor snoozed as soon as we were back on the road, splayed sideways, head on the door, legs on my lap, and I laid my hands on his legs, enjoying the solid feel of him. Our strange familiarity. His pant leg had bunched up just enough so that there was a gap between his cuff and the top of his sock, and I rested my hand on his calf, enjoying the pale, whispery-soft hairs that covered his skin there.
&n
bsp; It was strange to feel this sense of domination over his sleeping body, though in truth, I felt a bit like small prey, enjoying the body of a sleeping lion. One who might wake up and consume me at any moment.
Which I certainly wouldn’t mind.
I squeezed my thighs together, thinking about the things he’d said over lunch. The anticipation of more sex with my unpredictable, hot bandits, it was killing me a little.
But not as much as the suspense, the stuff he wouldn’t say. Some things that seem unpleasant in the telling can be quite enjoyable in the doing.
What things?
The audiobook droned on. Outer space politics. I’d long ago stopped keeping the names and alien races straight. How could I concentrate on it when every sign and mile marker we passed put us closer to the next hotel and more kinky sex?
Also, now that Zeus had sort of apologized, would he join in? He seemed to be back in his cave up there, the sizzle of his gaze fixed firmly on the road. What did it mean? The anticipation was excruciating.
One time I looked over to find Thor awake, watching me, and I knew we were both thinking about the dirty things he’d said. A road trip had never made me feel quite so horny. Was it the vehicle’s vibrations? The testosterone around me? Or really just Thor’s talk? Thor shifted his legs, rubbing against my pelvis, which I tilted up ever so slightly. I didn’t think he’d notice, but his eyes darkened. He raised his brows. An invitation—to what, lord knows—and he sat up, came to me, kissed me.
“Twenty minutes,” Odin said. We were turning off.
“Patience is a virtue,” Thor said.
I closed my eyes as he kissed my neck. And not twenty minutes later, we were walking into a new fancy suite in a different fancy hotel—the grandly named Imperium. Our elite top-floor suite featured sweeping views, plus lots of marble, and a hot tub, which looked very inviting to my cold toes.
Zeus studied the room service menu.
Thor gave me a heated look.
Odin took off his glasses, a move that never failed to get me keyed up, and of course he knew this. He stripped off his black shirt, then sat and yanked off his punk-rock motorcycle boots.