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by James Herriot


  Again I seized the head and pushed my torch into the mouth and I shall

  al ways be thankful that at that very instant the dog coughed again,

  opening the cartilages of the larynx and giving me a glimpse of the

  cause of all the trouble.

  There, beyond the drooping epiglottis I saw for a fleeting moment a

  smooth round object no bigger than a pea.

  "I think it's a pebble," I gasped.

  "Right inside his larynx."

  "You mean, in 'is Adam's apple?"

  "That's right, and it's acting like a ball valve, blocking his windpipe

  every now and then." I shook the dog's head.

  "You see, look, I've dislodged it for the moment. He's coming round

  again."

  Once more Jake was reviving and breathing~ steadily.

  Roddy ran his hand over the head, along the back and down the great

  muscles of the hind limbs.

  "But . . . but . . . it'll happen again, won't it?"

  I nodded.

  "I'm afraid so."

  "And one of these times it isn't goin' to shift and that'll be the end

  of 'im?"

  He had gone very pale.

  "That's about it, Roddy, I'll have to get that pebble out."

  "But how ...?"

  "Cut into the larynx. And right now it's the only way."

  "All right." He swallowed.

  "Let's get on. I don't think ah could stand it if he went down

  again."

  I knew what he meant. My knees had begun to shake, and I had a strong

  conviction that if Jake collapsed once more then so would I.

  I seized a pair of scissors and clipped away the hair from the ventral

  surface of the larynx. I dared not use a general anaesthetic and

  infiltrated the area with local before swabbing with antiseptic.

  Mercifully there was a freshly boiled set of instruments Iying in the

  steriliser and I lifted out the tray and set it on thc trolley by the

  side of the table.

  "Hold his head steady," I said hoarsely, and gripped a scalpel.

  I cut down through skin, fascia and the thin layers of the sterno-hyoid

  and omo-hyoid muscles till the ventral surface of the larynx was

  revealed. This was something I had never done to a live dog before,

  but desperation abolished any hesitancy and it took me only another few

  seconds to incise the thin membrane and peer into the interior.

  And there it was. A pebble right enough big enough to kill.

  I had to fish it out quickly and cleanly without pushing it into the

  trachea.

  I leaned back and rummaged in the tray till I found some broad-bladed

  forceps then I poised them over the wound. Great surgeons' hands, I

  felt sure, didn't shake like this, nor did such men pant as I was

  doing. But I clenched my teeth, introduced the forceps and my hand

  magically steadied as I clamped them over the pebble.

  I stopped panting, too. In fact I didn't breathe at all as I bore the

  shining little object slowly and tenderly through the opening and

  dropped it with a gentle rat-tat on the table.

  "Is that it?" asked Roddy, almost in a whisper.

  "That's it." I reached for needle and suture silk.

  "All is well now."

  The stitching took only a few minutes and by the end of it Jake was

  bright-eyed and alert, paws shifting impatiently, ready for anything.

  He seemed to know his troubles were over.

  - grey and glistening and tiny, but Roddy brought him back in ten days

  to have the stitches removed. It was, in fact, the very morning he was

  leaving the Darrow by district, and after I had picked the few loops of

  silk from the nicely healed wound I walked with him to the front door

  while Jake capered round our feet.

  On the pavement outside Skeldale House the ancient pram stood in all

  its high, rusted dignity. Roddy pulled back the cover.

  "Up, boy," he murmured, and the big dog leaped effortlessly into his

  accustomed place.

  Roddy took hold of the handle with both hands and as the autumn

  sunshine broke suddenly through the clouds it lit up a picture which

  had grown familiar and part of the daily scene. The golf jacket, the

  open shirt and brown chest, the handsome animal sit ting up, loo king

  around him with natural grace.

  "Well, so long, Roddy," I said.

  "I suppose you'll be round these parts again."

  He turned and I saw that smile again.

  "Aye, reckon ah'll be back."

  He gave a push and they were off, the st range vehicle creaking, Jake

  swaying gently as they went down the street. The memory came back to

  me of what I had seen under the cover that night in the surgery. The

  haversack, which would contain his razor, towel, soap and a few other

  things. The packet of tea and the thermos. And something else a tiny

  dog collar. Could it have belonged to Jake as a pup or to another

  loved animal? It added a little more mystery to the man . . . and

  explained other things, too. That farmer had been right all Roddy

  possessed was in that pram.

  And it seemed it was all he desired, too, because as he turned the

  corner and disappeared from my view I could hear him whistling.

  Chapter Twenty-one They had sent me to East church on the Isle of

  Sheppey and I knew it was the last stop.

  As I looked along the disorderly line of men I realised I wouldn't be

  taking part in many more parades. And it came to me with a pang that

  at the Scar borough Initial Training Wing this would not have been

  classed as a parade at all. I could remember the ranks of blue outside

  the Grand Hotel, straight as the Grenadier Guards and every man stan

  ding stiffly, loo king neither to left nor right. Our boots gleaming,

  buttons shining like gold and not a movement anywhere as the flight

  sergeant led the officer round on morning inspection.

  I had moaned as loudly as anybody at the rigid discipline, the 'bull',

  the scrubbing and polishing, marching and drilling, but now that it had

  all gone it seemed good and meaningful and I missed it.

  Here the files of airmen lounged, chatted among themselves and

  occasionally took a surreptitious drag at a cigarette as a sergeant out

  in front called the names from a list and gave us our leisurely

  instructions for the day.

  This particular morning he was taking a long time over it, consulting

  sheaves of papers and ma king laboured notes with a pencil. A big

  Irishman on my right was becoming increasingly restive and finally he

  shouted testily: "For sake, sergeant, get us oflf this square. Me

  feet's kill in ' me!"

  The sergeant didn't even look up.

  "Shut your mouth, Brady," he replied.

  "You'll get off the square when I say so and not before."

  It was like that at East church, the great filter tank of the RAF,

  where what I had heard described as the 'odds and sods' were finally

  sorted out. It was a big sprawling camp filled with a widely varied

  mixture of airmen who had one thing in common; they were all waiting

  some of them for re muster, but most for discharge from the service.

  There was a resigned air about the whole place, an acceptance of the

  fact that we were all just put ting in time. There was a token
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  discipline but it was of the most benign kind. And as I said, every

  man there was just waiting . . . waiting Little Ned Finch in his

  remote corner of the high Yorkshire Dales al ways seemed to me to be

  waiting, too. I could remember his boss yelling at him.

  "For God's sake, shape up to t'job! You're not farm in' at all!" Mr

  Daggdt grabbed hold of a leaping calf and glared in exasperation.

  Ned gazed back at him impassively. His face registered no particular

  emotion' ~- i in the pale blue eyes I read the expression that was al

  ways there as though vas waiting for something to happen, but without

  much hope. He made a five attempt to catch a calf but was brushed

  aside, then he put his arm the neck of another one, a chunky little

  animal of three months, and we' long a few yards before being deposited

  on his back in the straw.

  'any it, do this one, Mr Herriot!" Mr Daggett barked, turning the

  hairl rds me.

  "It looks as though I'll have to catch 'em all myself."

  ' I injected the animal. I was inoculating a batch of twenty with

  preventive pneumonia vaccine and Ned was suffering. With his

  diminutive stature and skinny, small-boned limbs he had al ways seemed

  to me to be in the wrong job: but he had been a farm worker all his

  life and he was over sixty now, grizzled balding and slightly bent, but

  still battling on.

  Mr Daggett reached out and as one of the shaggy creatures sped past he

  scooped the head into one of his great hands and seized the ear with

  the other.

  The little animal seemed to realise it was useless to struggle and

  stood unresisting as I inserted the needle. At the other end Ned put

  his knee against the calf's rear and listlessly pushed it against the

  wall. He wasn't doing much good and his boss gave him a withering

  glance.

  We finished the bunch with hardly any help from the little man, and as

  we left the pen and came out into the yard Mr Daggett wiped his brow.

  It was a raw November day but he was sweating profusely and for a

  moment he leaned his gaunt six foot frame against the wall as the wind

  from the bare moorland blew over him.

  "By yaw, he's a useless little beggar is that," he grunted.

  "Ah don't know how ah put up with 'im." He muttered to himself for a

  few moments then gave tongue again. "Hey, Ned!"

  The little man who had been trailing aimlessly over the cobbles turned

  his pinched face and looked at him with his submissive but strangely

  expectant eyes.

  "Get them bags o' corn up into the granary!" his boss ordered.

  Wordlessly Ned went over to the cart and with an effort shouldered a

  sack of corn. As he painfully mounted the stone steps to the granary

  his frail little legs trembled and bent under the weight.

  Mr Daggett shook his head and turned to me. His long cadaverous face

  was set in its usual cast of melancholy.

  "You know what's wrong wiNed?" he murmured confidentially.

  "What do you mean?"

  "Well, you know why 'e can't catch them calves?"

  My own view was that Ned wasn't big enough or strong enough and anyway

  he was naturally inefl~ectual, but I shook my head.

  "No," I said.

  "Why is it?"

  "Well I'll tell ye." Mr Daggett glanced furtively across the yard then

  spoke from behind his hand.

  "He's ower fond of "'bright lights."

  "Eh ?"

  "Ah'm tell in' ye he's crazed over "'bright lights."

  "Bright . . . what . . . where . . .?"

  Mr Daggett leaned closer.

  "He gets over to Bris ton every night."

  "Brix ton . . . ?" I looked across from the isolated farm to the

  village three miles away on the other side of the Dale. It was the

  only settlement in that bleak vista - a straggle of ancient houses dark

  and silent against the green fell side. I could recall that at night

  the oil lamps made yellow flickers of light in the windows but they

  weren't very bright.

  "I don't understand."

  "Well . . . 'e gets into t'pub."

  "Ah, the pub."

  Mr Daggett nodded slowly and portentously but I was still puzzled. The

  Hulton Arms was a square kitchen where you could get a glass of beer

  and where a few old men played dominoes of an evening. It wasn't my

  idea of a den of vice.

  "Does he get drunk there?" I asked.

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  "Nay, nay." The farmer shook his head.

  "It's not that. It's the hours 'e keeps."

  "Comes back late, eh?"

  "Aye, that 'e does!" The eyes widened in their cavernous sockets.

  "Sometimes ~ ~laughed uproariously at every statement and occurrence;

  in fact she laughed at 'e doesn't get back till 'elf past nine or ten

  o'clock!" " the things she said herself.

  "Gosh, is that so?"~ ~ "Come in, Mr Herriot, ha-ha-ha," she said.

  "It's been a bit nippy today, he "Sure as ah'm stan din' here. And

  there's another thing. He can't get out of.~ ' he, but I think it'll

  get out this afternoon, ho-ho-ho."

  'is bed next day. Ah've done half a day's work before 'e starts." He

  paused and~: i All the mirth may have seemed somewhat unnecessary, and

  indeed, it made glanced again across the yard.

  "You can believe me or believe me not, but her rather difficult to

  understand, but the general effect was cheering. She led sometimes 'e

  isn't on the job till seven o'clock in "'morning!"i me into the drawing

  room and her mistress rose with some difficulty from her "Good heavens!

  "chair.

  He shrugged wearily.

  "Aye well, you see how it is. Come into "'house, you'llMiss Tremayne

  was elderly and half crippled with arthritis but bore her want to wash

  your hands."~ affliction without fuss.

  In the huge flagged kitchen I bent low over the brown earthenware

  sink.

  Scar" Ah, Mr Herriot," she said.

  "How good of you to come." She put her head on Farm was four hundred

  years old and the various tenants hadn't altered it much~ one side and

  beamed at me as though I was the most delightful thing she had since

  the days of Henry the Eighth. Gnarled beams, rough whitewashed walls

  seen for a long time.

  and hard wooden chairs. But comfort had never been important to Mr

  Daggett~ She, too, had a bubbling, happy personality, and since she

  owned three dogs, or his wife who was ladling hot water from the

  primitive boiler by the side of two cats and an elderly donkey I had

  come to know her very well in her six the fire and pouring it into her

  scrubbing bucket.i months' residence in the Dale.

  She cropped around over the flags in her clogs, hair pulled back

  tightly from My visit was to dress the donkey's overgrown hooves, and a

  pair of clippers her weathered face into a bun, a coarse sacking apron

  tied round her waist.

  She and a blacksmith's knife dangled from my right hand.

  had no children but her life was one of constant activity; indoors or

  outside, she" Oh, put those grisly instruments down over there," she

  said.

  "Elsie's bringing worked all the time. some tea I'm
sure you've time

  for a cup."

  At one end of the room wooden steps led up through a hole in the

  ceiling toI sank willingly into one of the brightly covered armchairs

  and was loo king a loft where Ned slept. That had been the little

  man's room for nearly fifty round the comfortable room when Elsie

  reappeared, gliding over the carpet as years ever since he had come to

  work for Mr Daggett's father as a boy from though on wheels. She put

  the tray on the table by my side.

  school. And in all that time he had never travelled further than

  Darrow by, "There's yer tea," she said, and went into a paroxysm so

  hearty that she had never done anything outside his daily routine.

  Wifeless, friendless, he plodded to lean on the back of my chair. She

  had no visible neck and the laughter caused through his life, endlessly

  milking, feeding and mucking out, and waiting, Ithe fat little body to

  shake all over.

  suspected with diminishing hope, for something to happen. When she had

  recovered she rolled back into the kitchen and I heard her With my hand

  on the car door I looked back at Scar Farm, at the sagging roof

  clattering about with pans. Despite her idiosyncrasies she was a

  wonderful cook tiles, the great stone lintel over the door. It

  typified the harshness of the lives of and very efficient in all she

  did.

  the people within. Little Ned was no bargain as a stocks man, and his

  boss'sI spent a pleasant ten minutes with Miss Tremayne and the tea,

  then I went exasperation was understandable. Mr Daggett was not a

  cruel or an unjust outside and attended to the donkey. When I had

  finished I made my way round man. He and his wife had been hardened

  and squeezed dry by the pitiless the back of the house and as I was

  passing the kitchen I saw Elsie at the open austerity of their

  existence in this lonely corner of the high Pen nines.

  window.

  There was no softness up here, no frills. The stone walls, sparse

  grass and" Many thanks for the tea, Elsie," I said.

  stunted trees; the narrow road with its smears~ of cow muck.

  Everything was The little woman gripped the sides of the sink to steady

  herself.

  "Ha-ha-ha down to fundamentals, and it was a miracle to me that most of

  the Dalesmenthat's all right. That's, he-he, quite all right,

  ha-ha-ho-ho-ho."

  were not like the Daggetts but cheerful and humorous. Wonderingly I

  got into the car and as I drove away, the disturbing thought But as I

  drove away, the sombre beauty of the place overwhelmed me. The came to

  me that one day I might say something really witty to Elsie and cause

  lowering hillsides burst magically into life as a shaft of sunshine

  stabbed through her to do herself an injury.

  the clouds, flooding the bare flanks with warm gold. Suddenly I was

  aware of the delicate shadings of green, the rich glowing bronze of the

  dead brackenI was called back to Mr Daggett's quite soon afterwards to

  see a cow which spilling from the high tops, the whole peaceful majesty

  of my work-a-day world. wouldn't get up. The farmer thought she was

  paralysed.

  I hadn't far to drive to my next call just about a mile and it was in a

  vastlyI drove there in a thin drizzle and the light was fading at about

  four o'clock diflferent atmosphere. Miss Tremayne, a rich lady from

  the south, had bought.

  in the afternoon when I arrived at Scar Farm.

  a tumbledown manor house and spent many thousands of pounds in

  converting When I examined the cow I was convinced she had just got

  herself into an it into a luxury home. As my feet crunched on the

  gravel I looked up at the large awkward position in the stall with her

 

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