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by Ian Doescher


  VADER

  —Nay,

  That is the system, certain am I of’t,

  And Skywalker is with them there. Now set

  Thy course t’ward Hoth, and Gen’ral Veers, prepare

  Your men for combat.

  [Exeunt Admiral Ozzel, General Veers, and Captain Piett.

  —Hath not a Sith eyes?

  Hath not a Sith such feelings, heart, and soul,

  As any Jedi Knight did e’er possess?

  If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you

  Blast us, shall we not injur’d be? If you

  Assault with lightsaber, do we not die?

  I have a body as do other men,

  Though made, in part, of wires and steel. And aye,

  I vari’us passions feel, as all men do.

  So I, a Sith, shall not distracted be

  Till I attain the thing for which I seek.

  Therefore I shall pursue this Skywalker

  Unto the limit of the galaxy.

  For true, he hath the Death Star quite destroy’d,

  And true, he hath the Force with him as well.

  But truly, more than that the boy doth have—

  For truth be told, his name doth stir my soul.

  The boy’s connection to myself I do

  Not understand as yet. This Skywalker

  Must have some link to my life past, but what?

  So shall this Sith pursue this rebel lad,

  And find the missing truth of Vader’s life.

  Enter GENERAL VEERS.

  VADER

  What news dost thou have, Gen’ral Veers?

  VEERS

  —My Lord,

  Our noble fleet hath flown to Hoth in haste

  With hopes to catch the rebels by surprise.

  The fleet has movèd out of lightspeed now,

  But com-scan hath detected a sharp shield

  Of energy surrounding planet six

  Within the system. It is strong enough

  To hinder what bombardment we can make.

  This grim news I report with sadden’d mien:

  It seems, my Lord, our fleet is all too close.

  VADER

  The rebels are aware of our attack,

  For Adm’ral Ozzel left lightspeed too near

  To the Hoth system.

  VEERS

  —He believ’d surprise

  Was wiser…

  VADER

  —Say no more. Speak not to his

  Defense. He is as clumsy as he is

  Replete with ignorance. Prepare your troops

  Now, Veers, to lead a ground attack. We shall

  Still win the day, despite the blunder.

  VEERS

  —Aye.

  [Exit General Veers.

  VADER hails ADMIRAL OZZEL and CAPTAIN PIETT, who enter by balcony.

  OZZEL

  Lord Vader, I am happy to report

  The fleet has come out of lightspeed and is

  Prepar’d to—

  [Darth Vader begins to choke Admiral Ozzel using the Force.

  VADER

  —Thou hast fail’d me once again,

  But nevermore shalt thou have chance to fail.

  I bring the Force to bear upon thy throat

  That thou, in thy last breath, shalt know my pow’r.

  Captain Piett?

  PIETT

  —My Lord?

  VADER

  —Prepare to land

  Our troops beyond the shield of energy,

  And then deploy our fleet so naught can ’scape

  The system. Do it, Admiral Piett.

  And be thou sure to rise to thy new rank.

  [Admiral Ozzel dies. Exit Darth Vader.

  PIETT

  Alas, with this promotion comes some dread,

  For Vader hath no rev’rence for the head.

  [Exit.

  SCENE 1.

  The rebel base on Hoth.

  Enter HAN SOLO and CHEWBACCA, working on the Millennium Falcon with a MAINTENANCE DROID.

  HAN

  A pilot must respect his ship with care,

  And play physician to her ev’ry need.

  With patience and with tender healing touch

  I caringly embrace each bolt and wire.

  Now, ’tis repair’d. [To Chewbacca:] Good Chewie, try it now!

  CHEWBAC.

  Egh.

  [The ship begins to smoke and spark.

  HAN

  —Nay! Act thou with speed, and turn it off!

  [Aside:] Physician, heal thyself from too much haste.

  Enter LUKE SKYWALKER.

  LUKE

  [aside:] The last time I said my farewell to these

  Compatriots of mine, ’twas ere the Death

  Star battle when it seem’d as though they were

  Deserting us. But now, their valor prov’d,

  Their hearts align’d with good Rebellion’s cause,

  I’ll wish them on their merry way with joy.

  [To Chewbacca:] Chewbacca, brave, ’tis now my time to leave,

  For soon to Dagobah my path is bound.

  CHEWBAC.

  [embracing Luke:] Egh!

  LUKE

  —How your tight embrace doth warm my heart—

  But also strains my bones, thou jolly brute.

  HAN

  Well met, young lad. [To droid:] There must a reason be

  Why this malfunction hath occur’d. But now,

  I prithee, get thee hence.

  [Exit maintenance droid.

  Art thou yet well?

  LUKE

  Aye, verily. [Aside:] O what words would I say

  To this man here, if words were loud enough!

  But hath a word e’er been created, which

  Could tell the comrade’s love I feel for him,

  Articulate the good I sense in him,

  Express the debt of life I owe to him?

  At times ’tis true that words betray us all—

  The mighty pow’r of language fails to speak,

  And neither tongue nor rhetoric gives aid.

  This Han hath found a life among our band

  That did transform his former, solo self,

  But now he takes his leave to pay the price

  Of former indiscretions come to call.

  I would explain how much he means to me,

  I would disclose my deep respect for him,

  I would unveil my brotherlike regard,

  I would reveal the workings of my soul—

  But at this moment words are render’d weak.

  Thus, he must see the story in my eyes,

  Peruse the tale that’s told within my heart,

  And there read more than ever can be penn’d.

  HAN

  Now be thou careful, friend.

  LUKE

  —And thou as well.

  [Exit Luke Skywalker.

  HAN

  A noble lad, and true. If Fate is kind,

  I shall make right the danger I am in

  And live to fight aside him once again.

  [Exeunt Han Solo and Chewbacca.

  Enter the CONTROLLER and GENERAL RIEEKAN.

  CONTROL.

  My general, a group of Star Destroy’rs

  Has just emerg’d from hyperspace, and now

  Has been detected in yon sector four.

  RIEEKAN

  Divert all pow’r unto our forward shield.

  In doing so we may protect the base

  Until the transports their escape have made.

  Then, let us all prepare for ground assault.

  [To all:] Good gentlemen and women, come ye near!

  For we shall now our very lives defend.

  Enter REBEL PILOTS, including HOBBIE and MAJOR DERLIN, and PRINCESS LEIA.

  LEIA

  Good cheer! All preparation hath been made,

  Both for the swift retreat of transports hence,

  And to defend our ba
se until they’re fled.

  The carriers shall meet up at the north,

  And larger transports leave once they are full.

  Two fighter escorts shall be sent with each

  And shall remain quite close, for our strong shield

  Will be disarm’d a fleeting length of time.

  ’Twill be a passage dangerous no doubt,

  But with the Force we shall prevail, indeed.

  HOBBIE

  I prithee, say again: shall only two

  Of our small fighters match a Star Destroy’r?

  LEIA

  Pray, screw your courage to the sticking place.

  Our ion cannons shall with lethal fire

  Make ev’ry pathway clear. When you have clear’d

  The shield of energy, then go anon

  Unto our rendezvous. Do all agree?

  Will ye all go in great rebellion’s name?

  ALL

  Aye, Princess, aye!

  HOBBIE

  —We shall heed thy command.

  DERLIN

  Now ev’ryone unto their stations, go!

  [Exeunt rebel pilots, including Hobbie and Lieutenant Derlin.

  RIEEKAN

  [to Controller:] Belike the power generators will

  Their prim’ry target be. Prepare thou now

  To open up the shield. And may the Force

  Attend our swift retreat, our hearts inspire!

  CONTROL.

  Now standby ion cannon; aye, and fire.

  [Exeunt.

  SCENE 2.

  The ice world of Hoth.

  Enter CHORUS.

  CHORUS

  The transports make their way deep into space;

  The ion cannon leads as they take flight.

  But now the rebels grave new dangers face,

  As th’Empire sends a ground assault to fight.

  Enter LUKE SKYWALKER and DACK, his copilot, with REBEL PILOTS, including WEDGE ANTILLES, JANSON, and ZEV.

  DACK

  How dost thou fare, good Sir? For I have heard

  Of your unlucky recent incident.

  How is it with thee after the attack?

  LUKE

  Quite well, I thank thee, Dack. And art thou well?

  DACK

  Aye, truthfully, Commander—I do feel

  I could the Empire overthrow myself,

  If I were giv’n the opportunity.

  A single warrior to bring them down,

  A single hand to show rebellion’s strength,

  A single mind that could outwit them all,

  A single Dack to best the Empire’s might.

  LUKE

  O noble soul, how like a soldier said!

  It seems that thou and I are fashion’d from

  One cloth—one fabric knits our souls together.

  The feeling you express is one I’ve known.

  Indeed, it is a potent privilege,

  But also brings responsibility.

  Enter AT-ATS 1, 2, and 3, giant Imperial walkers, on other side.

  AT-AT 1

  But who did bid thee join with us?

  AT-AT 3

  —Piett.

  ’Twas he who order’d me to come with ye

  To crush the rebels and their little base.

  AT-AT 2

  Well said, for I know of no baser base—

  ’Twill be a vict’ry great when ’tis destroy’d.

  But think ye we shall in this fight prevail?

  The rebels are a force formidable.

  AT-AT 1

  My friends, we have had quite enough of talk:

  The battle is upon us, let us go.

  And ye who doubt, I pray remember this:

  Although we are but AT-ATs gray and plain,

  We have a noble task to undertake—

  Our mighty Emperor’s reign to protect,

  The great Darth Vader to obey and aid,

  And Admiral Piett to serve with pride.

  So shall an AT-AT swoon before the fight,

  Or should our legs be shaken ere th’assault?

  Have we been made to cower? I say nay!

  An AT-AT should be made of sterner stuff.

  AT-AT 3

  [to AT-AT 2:] I pray, good walker, is he ever thus?

  AT-AT 2

  Aye, truly, Sir, I never yet have met

  An All Terrain Armorèd Transport who

  Is loftier of mind than this one here.

  Indeed, although like us he’s made of steel,

  He never enters battle zones unless

  He hath made some great speech to steel his nerves.

  It does no harm.

  AT-AT 3

  —No harm, but to mine ears.

  I’d rather fight than hear another speech.

  AT-AT 1

  Now let us go, these rebels to destroy!

  [The AT-ATs advance on Luke Skywalker and other rebel pilots.

  LUKE

  [to rebel pilots:] Now stay together, men.

  DACK

  —Alas, good Luke,

  The ship’s computer hath malfunction’d. O,

  I am not set for this attack!

  LUKE

  —Be patient.

  We shall use pattern delta now, anon!

  [Rebels and AT-ATs duel, and

  rebels quickly retreat.

  A hit! A very palpable hit. Wait,

  Although my shots have found their mark, their blasts

  Have no effect. It is their armor, fie!

  Our blasters are too weak to penetrate

  The strength of their robust exteriors.

  Rogue group, use thy harpoons and cables, too.

  Let us go for their legs and trip them up—

  Perhaps they may be bested from beneath.

  Dack, art thou with me?

  DACK

  —This malfunction hath

  Put fire into the system. I’ll attempt

  To quickly gain some pow’r another way.

  LUKE

  I prithee, be thou careful now, young Dack!

  [The fight resumes. Dack is struck.

  DACK

  Alas, I die! Farewell, Commander Luke!

  [Dack dies.

  LUKE

  Nay, Dack! O agony of battle, curse

  Of war, and dread of ev’ry soldier’s heart:

  To suffer at the hands of enemies,

  To end one’s days by pow’r of the unjust!

  What use is war? For it doth ravage all

  Within its path, and what hath it e’er solv’d?

  ’Tis rare that peace doth follow in war’s wake.

  Indeed, this recent blow doth only urge

  And heighten my destructive sentiments:

  I shall avenge thee, Dack, and slay these here

  Who have thy lifeblood ta’en, and seal’d thy fate.

  AT-AT 2

  No more of these amusements with the weak.

  ’Tis time to make this victory our own:

  Head for the power generator, mates,

  The battle’s nearly won!

  LUKE

  —Rogue Three, dost hear?

  WEDGE

  I do, Rogue Leader.

  LUKE

  —Wedge, I need thee now.

  I’ve lost my gunner: thou must strike their legs

  With thy harpoon. I’ll give thee aid—we’ll fly

  Together, follow close behind me.

  WEDGE

  —Aye!

  Now activate harpoon and slay these beasts!

  [The fight resumes. Wedge and his gunner, Janson, strike AT-AT 1 with a rope around the legs.

  AT-AT 1

  What treachery! The rebels have assail’d

  My weakest part. My legs, good comrades—they

  Have struck where I most vulnerable am.

  WEDGE

  Well hit, brave Janson. Now encircle him

  And bring this giant down to meet his end.

  It worketh, friends! His le
gs hath been confin’d,

  And thus the brute hath trouble with his stride.

  Just one more pass around, and then detach!

  JANSON

  The cable is detach’d! He falls!

  AT-AT 1

  —Alack;

  I perish now, my comrades. Win the day!

  [AT-AT 1 falls and dies.

  WEDGE

  A-ha!—and thus our Dack hath been aveng’d!

  LUKE

  I see thy handiwork; well done, strong Wedge.

  Dack’s memory we honor by this strike.

  AT-AT 2

  The rebels have destroy’d one of our lot,

  But we shall yet o’erwhelm them utterly.

  I’ll make approach unto their hidden base,

  Identify their systems in my sights,

  And then shall on the generator fire.

  LUKE

  Rogue Two, art thou beside me in this fight?

  We need the help of ev’ry fighter here.

  Not long ago thou rescu’d Han and me

  From our meek shelter on the ice of Hoth:

  Thou art a man of cunning, strength, and wit.

  And thus I ask thee on thy honor, Sir:

  Art thou prepar’d to face this harsh assault?

  ZEV

  Aye, verily, Rogue Leader, that I am.

  My life I am prepar’d to sacrifice

  To save rebellion from this fierce attack.

  LUKE

  Then let us all approach the knaves again.

  Prepare your swift harpoon and we shall strike!

  AT-AT 3

  They think themselves the noble ones, but we

  Defend the Emp’ror’s righteousness today.

  AT-AT 2

  Well spoken. Let us fight for Empire’s might!

  [They duel again.

  ZEV

  O Luke, I have been hit, and die anon!

  Remember me whene’er thou speak’st of this.

  [Zev is slain. Luke is struck and falls to the ground.

 

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