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by Robert Sheckley


  “I assure you,” Powell said, “he won’t infringe on your jobs. All he’s going to do is try to give this thing a push,” he smiled, and prepared to give them the rest of the unpleasant news.

  “Well, as long as he leaves me alone,” Danton said.

  “Sorry,” Powell told them, “but you can’t leave him alone.”

  “What?”

  Powell had many qualifications for his job. The most important one couldn’t be taught in college, though. Powell knew how to handle people. He called upon that ability now.

  “Psi’s, you know, aren’t normal people. They’re maladjusted, unhappy. There even seems to be some correlation between that and their psi abilities. If we want this psi to help us, we’re going to have to treat him right.”

  “I wasn’t planning on spitting on him,” Arriglio said.

  “You’ll have to do better than that,” Powell said. “I had a long talk with Waverley about this. He gave me a list of operating instructions.” He drew a piece of paper from his breast pocket.

  “He gave you operating instructions?”

  “Sure. For the psi. Listen now.” He straightened the paper and began to read:

  “Psi ability has perhaps existed as long as man himself. But operationally, it is very new. Already it has shown some of its potentialities as an extension of man’s will. But it will be a while before we understand the why and how of it.

  “Therefore, for the interim, these imperically derived operating rules are given as an aid to those working with the psi. We have found that the best results—and often the only results—are obtained by using them.

  “Operationally, the psi may be considered a unit of tricky, delicate, powerful machinery. Like all machines, certain maintenance and operating rules must be observed.

  “To function, any machine must be:

  1. Well-seated.

  2. Fueled.

  3. Oiled.

  4. Regulated.

  Taking these in order we find:

  1. In order to function at all, a psi must feel at home, secure, wanted.

  2. Praise must be afforded the psi at frequent internals. Since the psi is unstable, his ego must be periodically boosted.

  3. Understanding and sympathy must be used at all times when dealing with the psi.

  4. The psi must be allowed to run at his own pace. Excess pressure will break him.

  Powell looked up and smiled.

  “That’s all there is to it.”

  “Sam,” Danton asked softly, “isn’t it enough trouble running a ship without wet-nursing a neurotic? “

  “Sure it is,” Powell said. “But imagine what it would mean to us—to spaceflight—if we could get off Earth with most of our fuel intact.”

  “That’s true,” Arriglio said, remembering times he had sweated blood over the fuel gauges.

  “Here’s a copy of the operating instructions for each of you,” Powell said, taking them out of his pocket. “I want you to learn them better than you know your own names.”

  “Great,” Arriglio said, frowning at the typed sheet. “Are you sure he can do this pushing?”

  “No,” Powell admitted. “No one knows for sure. His ability works about sixty-five per cent of the time.”

  “Oh, no,” Danton said.

  “I’m going to bring him in now, so get those papers out of sight when you hear us.” He smiled, showing his teeth. “Rest ye merry.” And left the room. He began to whistle as he walked down the corridor. They had taken it very well, on the whole.

  In ten minutes he returned. “Boys, this is Billy Walker. Walker, Steve Danton, Phil Arriglio.”

  “Hiya,” Walker said. He was tall—a good six-three, Powell estimated—and impossibly thin. A floating nimbus of pale yellow hair remained on his bald, bony skull. He had a long-nosed, homely unhappy face, and at the moment he was biting his flat lower lip.

  A nice looking companion for a few months, Powell thought.

  “Have a seat, Walker,” Arriglio said, shaking Walker’s hand enthusiastically.

  “Sure. How’s everything, boy?” Danton said.

  Powell suppressed a smile. In order to function at all, a psi must feel at home, secure, wanted. The boys were making the best of the bargain. They knew what that extra push at takeoff could mean.

  Walker sat down, eying them suspiciously.

  “How do you like our ship?” Arriglio asked.

  “It’s O.K.,” Walker said, with the air of a man who has seen bigger and better; despite the fact that this was the only completed spaceship, at present, in the United States.

  “How do you feel about the trip?” Danton asked.

  “Just another trip,” Walker answered, leaning back in his chair.

  “Shouldn’t be too tough.”

  “Would you like to see the rest of the ship?” Powell asked hastily. He could see that Arriglio was smoldering, and Danton didn’t look too happy.

  “Naw,” Walker said. “I’ll get plenty of chance later.”

  There was an awkward silence, which didn’t seem to bother Walker. Powell watched him out of the corner of his eye as he lighted a cigarette. Neuroticism he had expected. But Walker was plain arrogant.

  Walker grunted, and thrust his hands in his packets. Powell watched, and realized that the man was clenching and unclenching his fists.

  He must be nervous, Powell thought, and tried to think of something pleasant to say.

  “How fast you figure you’ll shove the ship?” Arriglio asked. Walker looked at him scornfully. “Fast as she’ll take,” he said, and gulped convulsively.

  Not nervous, Powell decided. Scared. Just plain scared, and trying to hide it.

  “Well, you’ll find this a nice little boat,” Danton said inanely.

  “Nice little boat,” Arriglio repeated.

  “I want a candy bar,” Walker said.

  “How about a cigarette?” Powell said, offering him one.

  “I think I’ll just step outside and get a candy bar. There’s gotta be a hawker on the landing field.”

  “We’re taking off soon,” Powell said. “I’d like to run through the briefing—”

  “Nuts,” Walker said succinctly, and left.

  “I’ll kill that guy before we’re through,” Arriglio murmured when Walker was out of the room. Dan ton looked grim.

  “We’ll just have to bear him,” Powell said. “He’ll fit in.”

  “He’s insufferable,” Danton said. They sat and glared at the doorway. Powell began to feel sorry for himself. What had Command talked him into?

  “I decided I didn’t want a candy bar,” Walker said, coming back into the room. He looked from face to face. “You guys been talking about me?”

  “Why should we?” Arriglio asked abruptly.

  “You guys probably figure I can’t push this crate,” Walker said.

  “Now look,” Powell said sternly. “We don’t think any such thing. Each of us will do his job, and that’s all there is to it.”

  Walker just looked at him.

  “Let’s go through the briefing,” Powell said. “Come with me, Walker.”

  He led Walker into the control room and showed him the line of force diagrams, explained the sequence of orders and told him what he was supposed to do. Walker listened carefully, still chewing his lower lip.

  “Look, captain,” he said. “I’ll do my best.”

  “Fine,” Powell said, rolling up his charts and laying them aside.

  “Just don’t count on me too much,” the psi said, and hurried out of the room. Powell shook his head and checked his instruments.

  Powell strapped himself in, and snapped on the intercom,

  “Danton. Set?”

  “Set, captain.”

  “Arriglio.”

  “Just a moment—set, captain.”

  “Walker?”

  “Yeah.”

  “Right.” Powell received his field clearance from the tower. He leaned back. “Ten seconds. Main drive on.” />
  “On,” Arriglio said. A roar shook the ship as the engines leaped into violent life.

  “Get it up,” Powell said, reading his dials. “Fine. Hold it there. Danton. Get set on auxiliary.”

  “I’m on.”

  “Six seconds. Walker, stand by.”

  “Yes, sir.”

  “Four seconds.” Half a dozen fine adjustments, oxygen.

  “Two seconds. One second.”

  “Blast! Come in, Walker!”

  The ship started to rise, balancing on her jets. Then, a great force seized her. Powell was slammed back in his seat, knowing that Walker’s telekinetic force was shoving now. He read the climb dial. As soon as they had reached five hundred feet, he cut a switch.

  “Main drive off! Give it all you’ve got, Walker!”

  The roar stopped, but the ship leaped forward faster. The ship performed an incredible wrench, Powell wondered what it was. Not acceleration, certainly . . .

  The ship was wrenched again. Powell gasped and blacked out.

  When he recovered, the ship was surrounded by the blackness of space. Acceleration was still a giant hand against his chest, but he struggled forward and looked out a port.

  Stars, of course.

  Powell grinned weakly and decided to buy Walker a drink when they got back. The erratic, powerful psi dynamo had functioned—with a vengeance. He wondered how far from Earth they were.

  Touching the instrument panel, he got a screen-view behind him. He searched it for the blue-green globe of Earth.

  Earth wasn’t there.

  Manipulating the view, he quickly found Sol. But why was it so small? Earth’s sun looked about the size of a large pea.

  Where were they?

  Powell unstrapped himself. He could feel that the ship was beginning to lose its acceleration. He checked his instruments and calculated their velocity.

  Fantastic!

  “Danton!” he shouted into the intercom.

  “Ouch,” Danton said. “Brother!”

  “Get up here and check our position. Arriglio?”

  “Yes, Sam?”

  “See how Walker is.” Powell looked out at the stars again, then at the sun. Finally he frowned and rechecked his figures. He had to be wrong.

  Half an hour later, Danton came up with an answer. “As near as I can figure out,” he said, “We’re somewhere between Saturn and Jupiter. Probably closer to Saturn.”

  “That’s impossible,” Powell said flatly.

  “Sure,” Danton agreed. “Try it yourself.” Powell went over the navigator’s figures, but could find no error in them. They were five hundred million miles from Mars, give or take ten million.

  Powell shook his head. The figures had no real emotional impact on him. They couldn’t, since no one could grasp what five hundred million miles really meant. He reduced it, automatically, to an understandable size.

  Which was just as well, under the circumstances.

  “So here we are,” he said matter-of-factly. “Well,” Arriglio came in, and he asked him, “how are we on fuel?”

  “So-so,” Arriglio said. “That psi-assisted takeoff saved us a lot, of course. But we still haven’t got enough.”

  “Of course not,” Powell agreed.

  A ship powered for a Mars trip, with refueling on the planet, couldn’t expect to get back from Saturn.

  Saturn! He tried to think what that meant in terms of straight-line acceleration, but gave it up. The tele-kineticized ship must have skipped a portion of space, somehow.

  Walker came into the room, his lips pallid and twitching. “Did you say we were around Saturn?” he asked.

  “Saturn’s orbit,” Powell said, automatically forcing a grin. “Saturn is on the other side of the sun now.” He widened the grin, and remembered rule two in the operating instructions. Praise must be afforded the psi at frequent intervals.

  “Boy,” he said, “you’ve really got something there. Magnificent!”

  “I suppose . . . I suppose—” Walker looked at them, his face drawn into a pout. Then he started to cry.

  “Take it easy,” Powell said, feeling extremely uncomfortable. His machine didn’t seem to be responding.

  “I knew I’d louse it up,” the psi dynamo blubbered. “I just knew it.”

  “Nothing’s lost,” Powell said, keeping his voice pleasant and even. “You just don’t know your own strength. You’ll bring us back.”

  “I can’t,” Walker said, covering his face with his big hands. “I can’t do it any more.”

  “What?” Danton shouted.

  “I can’t! I’ve lost the power! I felt it all whoosh out of me! I can’t do it any more!” He screamed the last at them, and half sat, half slid to the deck. Placing his face against his knees he wept uncontrollably.

  “Come on,” Powell said to Danton. Together they lifted Walker and carried him to his bunk. Danton gave him a sedative, and they watched until the psi fell into a restless sleep. Then they returned to the Main Room.

  “Well,” Arriglio said. They didn’t answer him. The three men sat down and stared out a port.

  After a while, Danton said, “If he really can’t do it any more—”

  “Suppose he’s a one-shot?” Arriglio said in a whisper.

  With an effort Powell turned from the port. “I don’t think so,” he said. “You don’t lose psi power that easily, I’ve heard.” He had heard no such thing; but morale was still a factor.

  “The point is,” Danton said, “he doesn’t have to lose it. If he just believes he’s lost it—”

  “We’ll talk him out of that,” Powell said. “Just think of him as a machine. A tricky one—but we’ve got the manual.”

  “I hope some of the spare parts aren’t on Earth,” Danton said.

  They were silent for a few moments.

  “We’d better get the engines going,” Powell said. “We have to turn the ship, or we’ll be out of the system in no time.”

  “That’s going to take a bit of fuel,” Arriglio said.

  “Can’t help it. Work out the curve, will you Danton? As tight as we can take.”

  “Right,” Danton said.

  “And then we’ll eat.”

  Once the ship was turning, they ate. Then they held a conference.

  “It’s all up to us,” Powell said. “His arrogance before we took off was sheer bluff. Now his nerve is shot. We have to restore his confidence.”

  “Easy,” Arriglio said. “Telephone a psychiatrist.”

  “Very funny,” Danton said.

  “Not so funny,” Powell told them. “A psychiatrist might come in very handy now. In the absence of one, we have the operating instructions.” Danton and Arriglio took out their copies and looked them over.

  “For the duration,” Powell said, “we’ll have to think of Walker as a machine. It brought us out here. It can take us back. Now, any suggestions on getting it back in running order?”

  “I’ve got an idea,” Danton said hesitantly. They discussed it for several minutes, and decided it was worth a try. Arriglio went back for Walker.

  When he came in, Powell and Danton were shuffling a deck of cards.

  “Care for some poker?” Powell asked carelessly. “Nothing else to do until we round the curve.”

  “Do you want me to play?” Walker asked in a whisper.

  “Sure. Sit down.” The tall psi took a chair self-consciously, and picked up his cards. The game began.

  Since the psi is unstable, his ego must be periodically boosted. It was the craziest game Powell had ever seen. They had decided to let Walker win, in hopes of restoring his confidence. But Walker was a hard man to lose to. Timidly he glanced at his cards and threw in hand after hand. He folded when anyone raised. His hands ran amazingly low, even with Arriglio’s skillful dealing. Walker never even opened a hand.

  But the men were persistent. Silently they worked, throwing away good cards in hopes of getting poor ones. They tried to beat Walker to the punch by folding before
he could. Bit by bit, Walker forged ahead.

  Powell watched the psi play. The man’s sad, homely face was tense with strain. He took each card as though his life depended on it.

  Powell had never seen a man who played so seriously, and so poorly.

  Finally, a big pot came up. Walker, who hadn’t drawn any cards, seemed to pick up confidence. He bet. Powell had drawn one card, splitting up a pair. He raised. Danton and Arriglio raised. Walker hesitated, then raised back.

  After several rounds, Walker called.

  Powell had a ten high. Arriglio had an eight, and Danton a queen. Walker had stayed with an ace.

  “Good bluffing,” Powell said. Walker stood up, his face contorted.

  “I can’t lose,” he said in a strange voice.

  “Don’t worry about it,” Danton said.

  “I put you guys in this fix—and then I win your dough,” Walker said. He hurried away.

  Only then did Powell realize that Walker had wanted to lose. Expiation, he thought, but didn’t bother to explain it to Danton and Arriglio. He hurried after Walker.

  Walker was sitting on his bunk, staring at his hands. Powell sat down beside him and offered him a cigarette. He felt safe in doing so, since their food and water would run out long before their oxygen.

  “No thank you,” Walker said dully.

  “What’s wrong?” Powell asked.

  “Oh, me,” Walker said. “I’ve gone and done it again.”

  “Done what?”

  “Loused everything up. I’ve always done something like that. You can count on it.”

  Understanding and sympathy must be used at all times when dealing with the psi.

  “No reason to feel that way,” Powell said in a soothing, fatherly voice. “You did something no one else could. That push you gave the ship—”

  “Wonderful, wasn’t it?” Walker said bitterly. “I pushed us right where we didn’t want to go.”

  “It was still the most wonderful thing I’ve ever seen.”

  “And now what?” Walker said, knotting his fingers together in agony. “I can’t get us back. I’ve killed us!”

  “You can’t blame yourself—” Powell began, but Walker interrupted him.

  “I can! It’s my fault!” He started to cry, and wiped his nose on his sleeve.

 

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