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by Robert Sheckley


  The aliens, however, would undoubtedly be killed.

  Kalen was horrified. How could he think such a thing? The Mabogian ethic, ingrained in the fiber of his being, forbade the taking of intelligent life for any reason whatsoever. Any reason.

  “But wouldn’t this be justified?” that primitive portion of his mind whispered. “These aliens are diseased. You would be doing the Universe a favor by getting rid of them and only incidentally helping yourself. Don’t think of it as murder. Consider it extermination.”

  He took the bomb out of his pouch and looked at it, then hastily put it away.

  “No!” he told himself, with less conviction.

  He refused to think any more. On tired, almost rigid limbs, he began to search the alien ship, looking for something that would save his life.

  AGEE was crouched in the pilot’s compartment, wearily marking switches with an indelible pencil. His lungs ached and he had been working all night. Now there was a bleak gray dawn outside and a chill wind was whipping around Endeavor II. The spaceship was lighted but cold, for Agee didn’t want to touch the temperature controls.

  Victor came into the crew room, staggering under the weight of a heavy packing case.

  “Barnett?” Agee called out.

  “He’s coming,” Victor said.

  The captain wanted all their equipment up front, where they could get at it quickly. But the crew room was small and he had used most of the available space.

  Looking around for a spot to put the case, Victor noticed a door in one wall. He pressed its stud and the door slid smartly into the ceiling, revealing a room the size of a closet. Victor decided it would make an ideal storage space.

  Ignoring the crushed red shells on the floor, he slid the case inside. Immediately, the ceiling of the little room began to descend. Victor let out a yell that could be heard throughout the ship. He leaped up—and slammed his head against the ceiling. He fell on his face, stunned. Agee rushed out of the pilot’s compartment and Barnett sprinted into the room. Barnett grabbed Victor’s legs and tried to drag him out, but Victor was heavy and the captain was unable to get a purchase on the smooth metal floor. With rare presence of mind, Agee up-ended the packing case. The ceiling was momentarily stopped by it.

  Together, Barnett and Agee tugged at Victor’s legs. They managed to drag him out )ust in time. The heavy case splintered and, in another moment, was crushed like a piece of balsa wood.

  The ceiling of the little room, descending on a greased shaft, compressed the packing case to a six-inch thickness. Then its gears clicked and it slid back into place without a sound.

  VICTOR sat up and rubbed his head. “Captain,” he said plaintively, “can’t we get our own ship back?”

  Agee was doubtful of the venture, too. He looked at the deadly little room, which again resembled a closet with crushed red shells on the floor.

  “Sure seems like a jinx ship,” he said worriedly. “Maybe Victor’s right.”

  “You want to give her up?” Barnett asked.

  Agee squirmed uncomfortably and nodded. “Trouble is,” he said, not looking at Barrett, “we don’t know what she’ll do next. It’s just too risky, Captain.”

  “Do you realize what you’d be giving up?” Barnett challenged. “Her hull alone is worth a fortune. Have you looked at her engines? There’s nothing this side of Earth that could stop her. She could drill her way through a planet and come out the other side with all her paint on. And you want to give her up!”

  “She won’t be worth much if she kills us,” Agee objected. Victor niodded emphatically. Barnett stared at them.

  “Now listen to me carefully,” Barnett said. “We are not going to give up this ship. She is not jinxed. She’s alien and filled with alien apparatus. All we have to do is keep our hands off things until we reach drydock. Understand?

  Agee wanted to say something about closets that turned into hydraulic presses. It didn’t seem to him a promising sign for the future. But, looking at Barnett’s face, he decided against it.

  “Have you marked all the operating controls?” Barnett asked.

  “Just a few more to go,” Agee said.

  “Right. Finish up and those are the only ones we’ll touch. If we leave the rest of the ship alone, she’ll leave us alone. There’s no danger if we just keep hands off.”

  Barnett wiped perspiration from his face, leaned against a wall and unbuttoned his coat.

  Immediately, two metal bands slid out of openings on either side of him and circled his waist and stomach.

  Barnett stared at them for a moment, then threw himself forward with all his strength. The bands didn’t give. There was a peculiar clicking sound in the walls and a slender wire filament slid out. It touched Barnett’s coat appraisingly, then retreated into the wall.

  Agee and Victor stared helplessly.

  “Turn it off,” Barnett said tensely.

  Agee rushed into the control room. Victor continued staring. Out of the wall slid a metal limb, tipped with a glittering three-inch blade.

  “Stop it!” Barnett screamed.

  Victor unfroze. He ran up and tried to wrench the metal limb out of the wall. It twisted once and sent him reeling across the room.

  WITH the precision of a surgeon, the knife slit Barnett’s coat down the middle, not touching the shirt underneath. Then the limb slid out of sight. Agee was punching controls now and the generators whined, the locks opened and closed, stabilizers twitched, lights flickered. The mechanism that held Barnett was unaffected.

  The slender filament returned. It touched Barnett’s shirt and paused an instant. The internal mechanism chittered alarmingly. The filament touched Barnett’s shirt again, as if unsure of its function in this case. Agee shouted from the control room, “I can’t turn it offl It must be fully automatic!”

  The filament slid into the wall. It disappeared and the knife-tipped limb slid out.

  By this time, Victor had located a heavy wrench. He rushed over, swung it above his head and smashed it against the limb, narrowly missing Barnett’s head.

  The limb was not even dented. Serenely, it cut Barnett’s shirt from his back, leaving him naked to the waist.

  Barnett was not hurt, but his eyes rolled wildly as the filament came out. Victor put his fist in his mouth and backed away. Agee shut his eyes. The filament touched Barnett’s warm living flesh, clucked approvingly and slid back into the wall. The bands opened. Barnett tumbled to his knees. For a while, no one spoke. There was nothing to say. Barnett stared moodily into space. Victor started to crack his knuckles over and over again, until Agee nudged him.

  The old pilot was trying to figure out why the mechanism had slit Barnett’s clothing and then stopped when it reached living flesh. Was this the way the alien undressed himself? It didn’t make sense. But then, the press-closet didn’t make sense, either.

  In a way, he was glad it had happened. It must have taught Barnett something. Now they would leave this jinxed monstrosity and figure out a way of regaining their own ship.

  “Get me a shirt,” Barnett said. Victor hurriedly found one for him. Barnett slipped it on, staying clear of the walls. “How soon can you get this ship moving?” he asked Agee, a bit unsteadily.

  “What?”

  “You heard me.”

  “Haven’t you had enough?” Agee gasped.

  “No. How soon can we blast out?”

  “About another hour,” Agee grumbled. What else could he say? The captain was just too much. Wearily, Agee returned to the control room. Barnett put a sweater over the shirt and a coat over that. It was chilly in the room and he had begun to shiver violently.

  KALEN lay motionless on the deck of the alien ship. Foolishly, he had wasted most of his remaining strength in trying to rip off his stiff outer hide. But the hide grew progressively tougher as he grew weaker. Now it seemed hardly worthwhile to move. Better to rest and feel his internal fires burn lower . . .

  Soon he was dreaming of the ridged hills of Mabo
g and the great port of Canthanope, where the interstellar traders swung down with their strange cargoes. He was there in twilight, looking over the flat roofs at the two great setting suns. But why were they setting together in the south, the blue sun and the yellow? How could they set together in the south? A physical impossibility . . . Perhaps his father could explain it, for it was rapidly growing dark.

  He shook himself out of the fantasy and stared at the grim light of morning. This was not the way for a Mabogian spaceman to die. He would try again. After half an hour of slow, painful searching, he found a sealed metal box in the rear of the ship. The aliens had evidently overlooked it. He wrenched off the top. Inside were several bottles, carefully fastened and padded against shock. Kalen lifted one and examined it.

  It was marked with a large white symbol. There was no reason why he should know the symbol, but it seemed faintly familiar. He searched his memory, trying to recall where he had seen it.

  Then, hazily, he remembered. It was a representation of a humanoid skull. There was one humanoid race in the Mabogian Union and he had seen replicas of their skulls in a museum.

  But why would anyone put such a thing on a bottle?

  To Kalen, a skull conveyed an emotion of reverence. This must be what the manufacturers had intended. He opened the bottle and sniffed. The odor was interesting. It reminded him of—

  Skin-cleansing solution!

  Without further delay, he poured the entire bottle over himself. Hardly daring to hope, he waited. If he could put his skin back into working order . . . Yes, the liquid in the skull-marked bottle was a mild cleanser! It was pleasantly scented, too.

  He poured another bottle over his armored hide and felt the nutritious fluid seep in. His body, starved for nourishment, called eagerly for more. He drained another bottle.

  FOR a long time, Kalen just lay back and let the life-giving fluid soak in. His skin loosened and became pliable. He could feel a new surge of energy within him, a new will to live.

  He would live!

  After the bath, Kalen examined the spaceship’s controls, hoping to pilot the old crate back to Mabog. There were immediate difficulties. For some reason, the piloting controls weren’t sealed into a separate room. He wondered why not? Those strange creatures couldn’t have turned their whole ship into a deceleration chamber. They couldn’t! There wasn’t enough tank space to hold the fluid.

  It was perplexing, but everything about the aliens was perplexing. He could overcome that difficulty. But when Kalen inspected the engines, he saw that a vital link had been removed from the piles. They were useless. That left only one alternative. He had to win back his own ship. But how?

  He paced the deck restlessly. The Mabogian ethic forbade killing intelligent life, and there were no ifs or buts about it. Under no circumstances—not even to save your own life—were you allowed to kill. It was a wise rule and had served Mabog well. By strict adherence to it, the Mabogians had avoided war for three thousand years and had trained their people to a high degree of civilization. Which would have been impossible had they allowed exceptions to creep in. Ifs and buts could erode the soundest of principles. He could not be a backslider.

  But was he going to die here passively?

  Looking down, Kalen was surprised to see that a puddle of cleaning solution had eaten a hole in the deck. How flimsily these ships were made—even a mild cleaning solution could damage one! The aliens themselves must be very weak. One thetnite bomb could do it.

  He walked to the port. No one seemed to be on guard. He supposed they were too busy preparing for takeoff. It would be easy to slide through the grass, up to his ship . . .

  And no one on Mabog would ever have to know about it.

  Kalen found, to his surprise, that he had covered almost half the distance between ships without realizing it. Strange, how his body could do things without his mind being aware of it.

  He took out the bomb and crawled another twenty feet.

  Because after all—taking the long view—what difference would this killing make?

  “AREN’T you ready yet?” Barnett asked, at noon.

  “I guess so,” Agee said. He looked over the marked panel. “As ready as I’ll ever be.”

  Barnett nodded. “Victor and I will strap down in the crew room. Take off under minimum acceleration.”

  Barnett returned to the crew room. Agee fastened the straps he had rigged and rubbed his hands together nervously. As far as he knew, all the essential controls were marked. Everything should go all right. He hoped. For there were that closet and the knife. It was anyone’s guess what this insane ship would do next.

  “Ready out here,” Barnett called from the crew room.

  “All right. About ten seconds.” He closed and sealed the air-locks. His door closed automatically, cutting him off from the crew room. Feeling a slight touch of claustrophobia, Agee activated the piles. Everything was fine so far. There was a thin slick of oil on the deck. Agee decided it was from a loose joint and ignored it. The control surfaces worked beautifully. He punched a course into the ship’s tape and activated the flight controls. Then he felt something lapping against his foot. Looking down, he was amazed to see that thick, evil-smelling oil was almost three inches deep on the deck. It was quite a leak. He couldn’t understand how a ship as well built as this could have such a flaw. Unstrapping himself, he groped for the source. He found it. There were four small vents in the deck and each of them was feeding a smooth, even flow of oil.

  Agee punched the stud that opened his door and found that it remained sealed. Refusing to grow panicky, he examined the door with care.

  It should open.

  It didn’t.

  The oil was almost up to his knees.

  He grinned foolishly. Stupid of him! The pilot room was sealed from the control board. He pressed the release and went back to the door. It still refused to open.

  Agee tugged at it with all his strength, but it wouldn’t budge. He waded back to the control panel. There had been no oil when they found the ship. That meant there had to be a drain somewhere.

  THE oil was waist-deep before he found it. Quickly the oil disappeared. Once it was gone, the door opened easily.

  “What’s the matter?” Barnett asked.

  Agee told him.

  “So that’s how he does it,” Barnett said quietly. “Glad I found out.”

  “Does what?” Agee asked, feeling that Barnett was taking the whole thing too lightly.

  “How he stands the acceleration of takeoff. It bothered me. He hadn’t anything on board that resembled a bed or cot. No chairs, nothing to strap into. So he floats in the oil bath, which turns on automatically when the ship is prepared for flight.”

  “But why wouldn’t the door open?” Agee asked.

  “Isn’t it obvious?” Barnett said, smiling patiently. “He wouldn’t want oil all over the ship. And he wouldn’t want it to drain out accidentally.”

  “We can’t take off,” Agee insisted.

  “Why not?”

  “Because I can’t breathe very well under oil. It turns on automatically with the power and there’s no way of turning it off.”

  “Use your head,” Barnett told him. “Just tie down the drain switch. The oil will be carried away as fast as it comes in.”

  “Yeah, I hadn’t thought of that,” Agee admitted unhappily.

  “Go ahead, then.”

  “I want to change my clothes first.”

  “No. Get this damned ship off the ground.”

  “But, Captain—”

  “Get her moving,” Barnett ordered. “For all we know, that alien is planning something.”

  He grinned foolishly. Stupid of him! The pilot room was sealed from the control board. He pressed the release and went back to the door. It still refused to open.

  Agee tugged at it with all his strength, but it wouldn’t budge. He waded back to the control panel. There had been no oil when they found the ship. That meant there had to be a drain som
ewhere.

  The oil was waist-deep before he found it. Quickly the oil disappeared. Once it was gone, the door opened easily.

  “What’s the matter?” Barnett asked.

  Agee told him.

  “So that’s how he does it,” Barnett said quietly. “Glad I found out.”

  “Does what?” Agee asked, feeling that Barnett was taking the whole thing too lightly.

  “How he stands the acceleration of takeoff. It bothered me. He hadn’t anything on board that resembled a bed or cot. No chairs, nothing to strap into. So he floats in the oil bath, which turns on automatically when the ship is prepared for flight.”

  “But why wouldn’t the door open?” Agee asked.

  “Isn’t it obvious?” Barnett said, smiling patiently. “He wouldn’t want oil all over the ship. And he wouldn’t want it to drain out accidentally.”

  “We can’t take off,” Agee insisted.

  “Why not?”

  “Because I can’t breathe very well under oil. It turns on automatically with the power and there’s no way of turning it off.”

  “Use your head,” Barnett told him. “Just tie down the drain switch. The oil will be carried away as fast as it comes in.”

  “Yeah, I hadn’t thought of that,” Agee admitted unhappily.

  “Go ahead, then.”

  “I want to change my clothes first.”

  “No. Get this damned ship off the ground.”

  “But, Captain—”

  “Get her moving,” Barnett ordered. “For all we know, that alien is planning something.” Agee shrugged his shoulders, returned to the pilot room and strapped in.

  “Ready?”

  “Yes, get her moving.”

  He tied down the drain circuit and the oil flowed safely in and out, not rising higher than the tops of his shoes. He activated all the controls without further incident.

  “Here goes.” He set minimum acceleration and blew on his fingertips for luck. Then he punched the blast-switch.

  WITH profound regret, Kalen watched his ship depart. He was still holding the thetnite bomb in his hand.

  He had reached his ship, had even stood under her for a few seconds. Then he had crept back to the alien vessel. He had been unable to set the bomb. Centuries of conditioning were too much to overcome in a few hours. Conditioning—and something more.

 

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