A plain wooden desk sat in the middle of the room, a straight back chair not built for comfort was lined up behind it and perched in the kneehole, and a weighty and ponderous, dull gray Royal typewriter dominated the top of the desk, with a preprinted form wound into it. A pulled-out leaf was on the left side of the desk and had several files on it. A blue fountain pen lay in its cradle, its brass nib sparkling from the overhead light.
Archer ducked down to take a look at the page in progress. It looked official, and the typed comments on another poor parolee soul held phrases like, “unacceptable attitude,” “overly aggressive,” and “devious.” He looked for the name of the person she was reporting about, but it must have been on another page.
A fat black phone sat to the right of the typewriter, its cord snaking into the kneehole. Next to the phone was a speckled glass ashtray, with a spent, unfiltered butt lingering, and a chrome lighter parallel to it.
He twirled his hat and waited, until the clock on the wall overhead hit nine a.m.
The door he’d come through opened and there stood, apparently, Miss Ernestine J. Crabtree.
His first thought was she looked nothing like her name. His second impression was the name did her justice just fine.
She was around his age more or less and tall for a woman, about five-eight barefoot, he estimated. She wore a black skirt that stopped below the knee and was flared out by a petticoat underneath that widened her hips, and a white blouse with ruffles down the front and a schoolmarm Peter Pan collar.
Despite the fullness of the skirt, he could gauge her figure, which was shapely, perhaps more than that now that he thought about it. She had on flesh-colored stockings—and no doubt the seams would be lined up perfectly in back—and grim, low-heeled pumps. Her blond hair was done up in so tight a bun that it pulled at her face. Her chin was sharply defined, the cheeks nicely formed and riding high, the lips full, with not a trace of lipstick, which he’d already figured on because there had been none on the cigarette end. Behind black shell glasses, her eyes were blue and wide, the irises plump, with the overall effect being what he thought some might call vivacious. At least they held the potential if she let her hair down, in more ways than one. All in all, quite a looker, he concluded. And then he thought about the sick note residing in his pocket and he stopped thinking about the woman in that way.
Her countenance did fit her name, he concluded. It was a slab of granite with nothing behind it. The baby blue eyes, now that he studied them again, seemed bound to the surface of the fleshy sockets only. It was a cold and untrusting face peering back at him.
“You are Mr. Archer?” she said, coming forward after shutting the door.
“Yes, ma’am, I am.”
“I am Ernestine Crabtree.”
“I figured, from the name on the door.” He put out his hand. “Been here a couple of minutes.”
She did not return the gesture. “Then you’re two minutes early.”
“I guess my watch has the runs.”
The granite only deepened a notch at his poor joke.
“Let’s get down to it then,” she said sharply.
She motioned to a chair set against the wall. “Pull that up across from the desk,” she commanded as she sat down in front of the typewriter, her back straight as a two-by-four.
She spun out the page in there and rolled in a fresh sheet with a few firm cranks of the wheel as he sat down across from her, his legs splayed wide, his hat dangling in one hand.
“Full name?”
“Aloysius Archer.”
“Middle name?”
“Never had one.”
“Really?” she said incredulously.
“I think they believed one name was good enough, and certainly Aloysius might, under some circumstances, be quite as good as two names.”
She stared at him for a long moment with what he thought were lips fighting to become a smile. In the end, the granite won out.
She asked for more personal information, which he readily gave, and that Crabtree promptly typed on the form.
“You have your parole papers?”
He presented the pages and she dutifully looked over them.
“I trust you have studied your list of dos and don’ts?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“And you have adhered to these instructions since leaving prison?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“No drinking, no carousing?”
“And no women, loose or otherwise.”
She looked up from the papers. “I think you’re taking this matter far too frivolously, Mr. Archer. This is a serious business.”
“I can guarantee you that I’m giving it a lot of weight, ma’am. I don’t want to go back to prison. That life is not for me. It was worse than fighting in the war, and that’s saying something.”
The granite receded a bit, as she seemed pleased by his candid admission. “That’s the proper attitude.” She used a rubber stamp to imprint the seal of her office across the top of the first page and placed her initials and the date on a line provided by the stamp and passed the pages back to him.
“A fellow I met in the hall asked me to say hello to you,” he said.
She glanced up at him. “What fellow?”
“Willie Free. He’s with the law.”
Archer watched closely for her reaction. She did not smile; instead the woman grimaced. That told him a lot, maybe that he had already suspected from the way Free had looked and talked about her.
She cleared her throat. “I have some job interviews for you to go on. Gainful employment is absolutely vital to achieving your goal of never returning to prison.”
“Thing is, I already have a job.”
Her fingers paused over the drawer she was about to open.
“Excuse me?”
“I had an interview with a gent last night. He hired me.”
“To do what, exactly?”
“Man’s in the business of loaning money. He hired me to collect a debt he’s owed.”
“This is highly irregular. I’m not sure—”
He pulled the two twenties from his pocket and held the bills up. “He already gave me an advance.”
She eyed the cash, her eyes widening a bit. “That’s a lot of money just for an advance. What do you get when you complete the job?”
“Another sixty dollars.”
A moment of silence passed as Archer slowly put the money away. When he looked up, the woman seemed to be appraising him in a different light.
“All right, but if that position does not work out, you will be required to go on three job interviews in the next week. And have gainful employment by that time. There’s plenty of work here if you apply yourself.”
“Fine, but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.”
“You’ll need to report in once a week for the next two months. If your progress is satisfactory, the visits can fall back to once a month, though I can perform spot checks on you at my discretion.”
“I’m in Room 610 at the Derby Hotel. You’re welcome anytime.”
Her frown deepened. “I’m readily aware that you’re staying at the Derby Hotel as that is where all parolees go initially. But I will not be visiting you in your room there. This is a professional relationship. I’m sure you can appreciate that.”
“Sorry, ma’am. No offense. And I do appreciate that.”
“When you do change your place of residence you are required to immediately notify me of same, do you understand?”
“You’ll be the first to know.”
“I need you to sign this form evidencing that you were here today. I’ll place it in your file and communicate the fact of your attendance to the proper authorities. And I’ll see you in a week’s time.” She held up the pen.
“Right.” He stood, came around to her side of the desk, took the pen, and signed the document. He took a moment to breathe in her scent, which, frankly, intrigued him far more than Jackie’s had the prior night.
Then he thought of the misspelled note and the repulsive comments, and the cocksure manner of Deputy Sheriff Willie Free, and he quickly straightened and laid down the pen.
“Um, you can’t spare a smoke, can you?” he asked.
She glanced at the ashtray and appeared to bristle a bit.
“No, I can’t. It’s against the rules for me to provide that sort of thing to parolees under my jurisdiction. It could be viewed as improper.”
“That’s okay. Someone told me they were bad for you anyway.”
She gave him a condescending look. “Really, Mr. Archer, I highly doubt that if cigarettes were really bad for you the companies making them would continue to do so.”
“Well, I guess that’s the difference in our thinking.”
She looked startled again by his words. “How do you mean?”
“My way of looking at the world is that some folks do what they want, and they don’t care what happens to others, so long as it’s good for them.”
“I try to be more optimistic.”
He twirled his hat between his fingers. “See you in a week, Miss Crabtree.”
She returned to her typing and started clacking away. He walked to the door and looked back in time to see her watching him.
“Hope you’re saying good things about me.”
“Good-bye, Mr. Archer.”
She immediately went back to her typing.
As Archer was coming down the front steps of the Courts and Municipality Building, he saw on the street someone he recognized. Archer would have kept walking, but the man saw him, too.
“Archer, by God, tell me it ain’t you and I still won’t believe it. What a damn sight for sore eyes. So, you’re out then?”
The speaker was short and reedy with a neck too long for his body, and an Adam’s apple the size of a ripe peach. He was in his late forties, and his hair was graying rapidly and thinning even faster. His sideburns were long and curled inward at the bottom. Physically unimposing, he still seemed to take up more space on earth than his stature warranted.
“Dickie Dill,” said Archer, reluctantly coming over to him. “Never expected to see your mug again.”
Dill put out a thin hand with fingers like little scythe blades. Archer had seen those same hands wrap around the neck of a fellow inmate who was three times Dill’s size and come close to strangling the life out of him. It took four guards to pull the little man off the far larger one. After that, prisoners and guards at Carderock Prison let Dickie Dill be.
Archer had thankfully never had a beef with the man, but there was something about Dill that just struck him as peculiar enough to be avoided if possible.
The men shook hands.
“Hellfire, boy, I think we all come through Poca. Been here three months now. Ain’t too bad.”
“Yeah, wondered what happened to you.”
“Got me out and I’ll be staying out this time. Third time’s the charm, they say. I’ll kill a man to keep from going back if I have to.” He cracked his knuckles and gave Archer a look that made him conclude that Dickie Dill ever not being behind bars was not a good thing for the rest of humanity.
He wore faded dungarees and what looked to be a homespun shirt tucked in with dusty brogans on his feet. His belt was a length of braided rope, and his old porkpie hat was creased, worn, and stained. The few teeth he had were displayed in a perpetual snarl.
“You checking in with Miss Crabtree, were you?” asked Dill, eyeing the building behind them. “I was in there not mor’n half hour ago. She’s a looker all right, but a cold fish. Gal needs a man to warm her up.”
Archer briefly wondered if Dill was the subject of the comments on the page in the typewriter. He could see all of them fairly applying. He put his hand in his pocket and felt the balled-up note. And was Dill also the author of that? Archer could see that being the case, too, particularly given the violence and misspellings.
“Just finished up. A woman as a parole officer? What’s her story anyway?”
“Ain’t you never heard of Carson Crabtree?”
“Doesn’t ring any bells. Guess he’s related?”
“Her daddy.”
“Okay, everybody’s got a daddy.”
“Yeah, but Carson Crabtree done killed three people down in Texas, oh, been more than a dozen years gone by now.”
Archer processed this. “Three people. What for?”
“Man was just mean. They ’lectrocuted his ass.”
“Being mean doesn’t sound like enough reason to murder three people.”
Dill thumped his thumb against his temple. “Touched in the head, more like. You know, crazy, I ’spose. To kill a man you got to be, or else he done you a wrong and you’re just settlin’ matters. Not a damn thing wrong with that and I got experience that way.”
“Not sure the law would agree with that, Dickie.”
“That’s your goddamn problem, Archer, you think rules is all there is.”
“More or less what the Army taught me.”
“Hellfire, boy, you ain’t in uniform no more. Live life and kick you some ass now and then.”
Archer looked thoughtful as he glanced back at the steps he’d just come down. “Maybe Miss Crabtree is overcompensating then.” He said this more to himself than Dill.
“Come again?” said Dill, eyes twitching and his sideburns doing the same. “What’s that mean?”
“Her father was a criminal, so now she’s working to help other criminals turn away from their bad ways.”
“Oh, right, I see. Hey, I’m thinking ’bout maybe having a go at her. Like I said, gal needs a man to tell her what’s what.”
Archer emphatically shook his head. “You do not want to do that, Dickie, trust me.”
“Why not? I think she might cotton to me after a while.”
“You do anything, touch one hair on her head, say one word out of line, and they’ll send your butt right back to Carderock, and you won’t be getting out ever.”
Dill eyed him funny, but there was alarm in the man’s eyes, too.
“You sure ’bout that?”
“Damn sure, Dickie. Don’t try it. Promise me now. I’m looking out for you.”
“Oh, all right then. I promise. Thanks for the advice, Archer.”
“You working?”
“Yeah, got me a job at the slaughterhouse. Would be there already ’cept I had my talk with Miss Crabtree and then lined my belly over at a diner. Truck’s gonna take me out now.”
“What’s it you do there?”
Dill grinned ferociously. “Kill the dang hogs.”
“How do you do that?”
“Smack ’em in the head with a sledgehammer.” He pointed to a spot on his own skull. “Right about here. They don’t feel no pain. Less I don’t kill ’em with the first pop. I try to, though. Hell, man, you know how much pork this here country eats?”
“Never gave it a minute’s thought.”
“A lot. Bacon and sausage and something called cutlets. Me, I can’t stomach it. I’m up to my ass in blood and hog brains all day long. Gets to you after a while. But it pays good. Got dollars in my pocket. Got three other ex-cons from Carderock working there.”
“Miss Crabtree’s suggestion?”
“Yep. Got the job same day. They need skull crushers. I don’t mind it. I mean, somebody’s got to do it, if you want your bacon, right?”
“Where are you living?”
“Little room over the mercantile on the west side of town, bath and shower down the hall. Dollar a day. You?”
“The Derby. But I’ll be moving, I ’spect.”
“Yeah, I started out there, too. Guess we all do, but then I moved on. Can’t afford the damn Derby. You working yet?”
Archer hesitated. “Looking around. You know a man name of Hank Pittleman?”
“Pittleman? Yeah, heard ’a him. He’s some big wheel around town.”
“Saw him coming out of a place called the Cat’s Meow last night and we struck up a con
versation.”
Dill’s face scrunched up like a frost-bit flower. “You listen up, Archer. Don’t you go near that place.”
“Well, I know we’re not supposed to.”
“No, what I mean is they check for our kind there, boy.”
“Come again?”
“They got, what you call, plants in there. They look for ex-cons breaking parole there. It’s a temptation, like. Send your ass right back to prison in a heartbeat, same as you just now told me if I messed with Ernestine Crabtree.”
Archer’s features remained inscrutable. “Is that right? Well, thanks for the warning. Won’t catch me in there.” Yet Archer wondered if he already had been caught. But then wouldn’t Crabtree have mentioned it?
“Sure thing. Hey, maybe we ought to get together some time.”
Archer shook his head. “No can do, Dickie.”
“Huh, why’s that?”
“Rule Number 2.”
“Come again?”
“Rule Number 2 on our parole list. You can’t be hanging around with other ex-cons. Didn’t you read the papers?”
Dill looked chagrined. “Well, reading ain’t never been my strong suit, boy.”
“They had a book depository at Carderock.”
“Book depository, what’s that then?”
“Like a library.”
“Ain’t nobody told me about that. But then again, I don’t much like books.”
Archer nodded. “Well, good luck,” he said, without any enthusiasm.
He left Dill there and walked off into the sunshine with forty dollars in his pocket and the rest of the day to figure out.
Chapter 5
POCA CITY HAD A REASONABLE NUMBER of distractions fraught with legal and other peril; however, Archer managed to avoid them all that day. He wasn’t sure about the next day, though. His natural defenses did have their limits. And when he was presented squarely with choices of right and wrong, Archer could be reasonably counted on to miss the angel’s cue about 20 percent of the time on a good day. But then again, he had been truthful with Ernestine Crabtree—he did not want to return to prison.
He mostly walked the pavements, halting to eat a ham and cheese sandwich for his lunch outside while sitting on a turned-over box, and later an ice cream cone bought from a uniformed Good Humor man perched in his blue-and-white truck. They jawed about matters both important and frivolous. He looked for but never saw Miss Ernestine Crabtree with the murderous father, though he kept a constant sight line on the court building. He thought she might come out to enjoy the sunshine and perhaps smoke one or two, but that never happened. He didn’t know why he wanted this. He was not going to have anything other than a professional relationship with the woman, but the note he’d found and the lawman’s leer and Dill’s telling him about the woman’s violent past made him curious about her.
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