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by Susan Elizabeth Phillips


  You are cordially invited to attend the marriage of

  JULIE AMESSHELTON

  and

  HEATH D. CAMPIONE

  The Silver Anniversary Celebration of

  VICTORIA AND DOUGLAS PIERCE SHELTON III

  and

  The Golden Anniversary Celebration of

  MILDRED AND DOUGLAS PIERCE SHELTON II

  Valentine’s Day

  6:00 P.M.

  The Manor

  East Hampton, New York

  The wedding planner had sent him the invitation by mistake, not realizing he was the groom, which spoke volumes all by itself. For the first time he’d discovered his marriage to Julie was just one cog of a well-oiled family production. All his securities came crashing in. He’d known it was too good to be true, Julie Shelton falling in love with a guy who was grubbing his way through law school by cleaning out septic tanks.

  “I don’t see why you’re so upset about this,” Julie had said when he’d confronted her. “The dates just worked out that way. You should be happy we’re keeping up the tradition. Getting married on Valentine’s Day is good luck in my family.”

  “This isn’t just any Valentine’s Day,” he retorted. “Golden anniversary, silver anniversary…What would you have done for a husband if I hadn’t come along on schedule?”

  “But you did, so I don’t see the problem.”

  He’d pleaded with her to change the date, but she’d refused. “If you love me, you’ll do this my way,” she’d said.

  He had loved her, but after a week of sleepless nights, he’d realized she only loved him as a convenience.

  The wedding had gone on with one of Julie’s childhood friends standing in as the third-generation Valentine’s Day groom. It had taken Heath months to recover. Two years later, the couple had divorced, putting a permanent end to Shelton family tradition, but he’d felt no satisfaction.

  Julie wasn’t the first person he’d given his heart to. As a kid, he’d given it away to everybody, beginning with his drunken father and continuing through the never-ending stream of transient women the old man had brought home. As each woman entered that beat-up trailer, Heath had prayed she’d be the one who’d make up for his mother’s death.

  When the women didn’t work out—and they never did—he’d given his love to the stray dogs that ended up as roadkill on the nearby highway, to the old biddy in the next trailer who screamed at him if his ball landed near her tractor tire garden, to classroom teachers who had children of their own and didn’t want another. But it had taken his experience with Julie before he’d finally learned the lesson he never let himself forget. His emotional survival depended on not falling in love.

  Someday he hoped that would change. He’d love his kids, that was for damn sure. He’d never let them grow up as he had. As for his wife…That would take a while. But once he was sure she’d stick, he’d give it a try. For now, he intended to treat his search for her like he’d treat any other part of his business, which was why he’d hired the best matchmaker in the city. And why he had to get rid of Annabelle Granger…

  Less than twenty-four hours later, Heath entered Sienna’s, his favorite restaurant, to do the job. Annabelle had screwup stamped all over her, and this was a big waste of time he didn’t have to spare. As he headed to his regular table in the far corner of the well-lit bar, he called out a greeting in Italian to Carlo, the owner. Heath had learned the language in college instead of from his Italian father, who’d only spoken Drunk. The old man had died from a combination of emphysema and cirrhosis of the liver when Heath was twenty. He had yet to shed a tear.

  He made a quick call to Caleb Crenshaw, the Stars’ running back, and another to Phil Tyree in New Orleans. The alarm on his watch buzzed just as he finished. Nine o’clock. He looked up, and sure enough, Annabelle Granger was heading toward him. But it was the blond knockout at her side who claimed his attention. Whoa …Where had this one come from? Her short, straight hair fell in a trendy cut to her jaw. She had perfectly balanced features and a long, leggy figure. So, Tinker Bell hadn’t been all talk.

  His matchmaker was half a head shorter than the woman she’d brought to meet him. Her tangle of reddish gold hair gleamed around her small head. The short white jacket she wore with a lime green sundress was a definite improvement over yesterday’s ensemble, but she still looked like a scatterbrained tree fairy. He rose as she performed the introductions.

  “Gwen, I’d like you to meet Heath Champion. Heath, this is Gwen Phelps.”

  Gwen Phelps looked him over with a pair of intelligent brown eyes that tilted attractively down at the corners. “A pleasure,” she said in a deep, low voice. “Annabelle’s told me all about you.”

  “I’m glad to hear it. That means we can talk about you, which I can see right away will be a lot more interesting.” It was a corny line, and he thought he heard a snort, but when he shot a quick glance at Annabelle, he saw in her expression only eagerness to please.

  “Somehow I doubt that.” Gwen slipped gracefully into the chair he held out for her. The woman oozed class. Annabelle tugged on the opposite chair, but it caught on the table leg. Concealing his annoyance, he reached over to free it. She was a walking disaster, and he regretted ordering her to sit with them, but it had seemed like a good idea at the time. When he’d decided to hire a matchmaker, he’d also promised he’d make the process efficient. He’d already sat through a couple of Power Matches introductions. Even before the drinks had arrived, he’d known neither woman was right for him, but he’d wasted a couple of hours getting rid of them. This one, however, showed definite promise.

  Ramon came over from the bar to take their orders. Gwen asked for club soda, Annabelle for something terrifying called a green phantom. She regarded him with the bright, too-eager expression of a dog owner waiting for her prized pooch to perform his tricks. So much for expecting her to lead the conversation. “Are you a native Chicagoan, Gwen?” he asked.

  “I grew up in Rockford, but I’ve been in the city for years. Bucktown.”

  Bucktown was a near north neighborhood popular with the younger crowd. He’d lived there for a while himself, and they exchanged general Bucktown chat, which was exactly the sort of getting nowhere bullshit he’d wanted to avoid. He shot Miss Matchmaker a look. She wasn’t stupid, and she took the hint.

  “You’ll be interested to know that Gwen’s a psychologist. She’s one of the country’s leading authorities on sex surrogates.”

  That got his attention. He suppressed every locker room comment that sprang into his head. “An unusual field of study.”

  “Sex surrogacy is very misunderstood,” the beautiful psychologist replied. “When it’s properly used, it can be a wonderful therapeutic tool. I’ve made it my mission to bring it out from the shadows.”

  She began giving him an overview of her profession. She was good-humored, sharp, and sexy. God, was she sexy. He’d way underestimated Annabelle Granger’s matchmaking skills. Just as he began to relax into the conversation, however, Annabelle glanced at her watch and rose. “Time’s up,” she announced, in a chipper voice that set his teeth on edge.

  The sexy psychologist came to her feet with a smile. “It’s been lovely meeting you, Heath.”

  “My pleasure.” Since he was the one who’d set the time limit, he concealed his irritation. He’d never expected a goofball like Annabelle to produce a stunner like this first time up at bat. Gwen gave Annabelle a quick hug, smiled at him again, and made her way out of the restaurant. Annabelle settled back into her chair, took a sip from her green phantom, then dug into her tote, this one turquoise blue with sequined palm trees. Seconds later, he was gazing at a contract identical to the one she’d left on his desk yesterday.

  “I guarantee a minimum of two introductions a month.” A springy lock of red gold hair fell over her forehead. “I charge t-ten thousand dollars for six months.” He didn’t miss either the stammer or the high color rising in those chipmunk cheeks. Tinker Bell
was going for the gusto. “Normally, the fee would include a session with an image consultant, but…” Her gaze took in his haircut, touched up every two weeks at eighty bucks a pop, his black Versace dress shirt, and pale gray Joseph Abboud slacks. “I, uh, think we can dispense with that.”

  Damn right they could. Heath had crap taste when it came to clothes, but image was everything in his profession, and just because he didn’t give a damn what he wore didn’t mean his clients felt the same way. A very gay, very discriminating wardrobe consultant purchased everything Heath wore, and he’d forbidden Heath to match up any shirts, pants, or ties that weren’t already coordinated on the charts hanging in his closet.

  “Ten thousand is steep for someone with no track record,” he said.

  “Like you, I believe in charging what I’m worth.” Her eyes hung up on his mouth.

  He suppressed a smile. Tinker Bell needed to practice her poker face. “I’ve already paid through the nose for my contract with Portia Powers.”

  The small cupid’s bow at the center of her top lip grew a little pale, but she had game. “And how many women has she introduced you to like Gwen?”

  She had him there, and this time he didn’t hide his smile. Instead, he picked up the contract and started to read. The ten thousand dollars was a bluff, nothing more than wishful thinking on her part. Still, there was Gwen Phelps. He scanned the two pages. He could lowball her, but how far did he want to go? The art of the deal required that everybody come out feeling like a winner. Otherwise, resentment got in the way of performance.

  He pulled out his Mont Blanc and began making modifications, scratching through a clause here and there, amending another, adding one of his own. Finally, he slid the papers back to her. “Five thousand up front. I only fork over the balance if you’ve found the right woman.”

  The flecks of gold in her brown eyes flashed like the glitter embedded in a kid’s yo-yo. “That’s unacceptable. You’re practically asking me to work for free.”

  “Five thousand dollars isn’t exactly chicken feed. You have no track record with someone like me.”

  “And yet I brought you Gwen.”

  “How do I know she’s not all you’ve got? There’s a big difference between talking a good game and playing one.” He flicked his thumb toward the contract. “The ball’s yours.”

  She snatched up the pages and glowered as she scanned the changes he’d made, but finally she signed, as he’d known she would. He did the same, then kicked back in his chair and studied her. “Hand over Gwen Phelps’s phone number. I’ll set up the next date myself.”

  She tugged on her bottom lip, revealing small, white teeth. “I have to check with her first. It’s an agreement I make with all the women I introduce.”

  “Sensible. But I’m not too worried.”

  As she reached for her cell, he glanced at his watch. He was tired. He’d spent the day in Cleveland, and he still needed to make a quick stop at Waterworks to see if he could pick up any new scuttlebutt on Dean Robillard. Tomorrow he was scheduled from breakfast straight through until midnight. Friday, he had an early morning flight to Phoenix and, the following week, trips to Tampa and Baltimore. If he had a wife, his overnight case would be packed when he needed it, and he’d be able to find something other than beer in the refrigerator after a late-night flight. He’d also have somebody to talk over his day with, a chance to let down his guard without worrying about the country twang that crept into his speech when he was tired, or inadvertently dropping an elbow on the table while he was eating a sandwich, or any of the other crap he always had to be aware of. Most of all, he’d have somebody who’d stick.

  “Gwen, it’s Annabelle. Thanks again for agreeing to meet Heath on such short notice.” She shot him a pointed look. Tinker Bell was chastising him. “He’s asked for your phone number. I happen to know he’s planning a dinner date at”—another pointed look tossed his way—“Charlie Trotter’s.”

  He wanted to laugh, but he deadpanned her so she didn’t get too full of herself.

  She paused, listened, and nodded. He pulled out his cell and paged through the list of calls that had come in while he was talking to Gwen. It wasn’t quite nine o’clock in Denver. He still had time to check in with Jamal to see how his hamstring was coming along.

  “Yes,” she said. “Yes, I’ll pass it on. Thanks.” She flipped her cell closed, slipped it into her tote, then gazed at him across the table. “Gwen liked you. But only as a friend.”

  For one of the few times in his life, he was struck speechless.

  “I was afraid that might happen,” she said briskly. “The twenty-minute time frame didn’t exactly give you a chance to put your best foot forward.”

  He stared at her, not quite able to believe what he was hearing.

  “Gwen asked me to pass on her best wishes. She thinks you’re very good-looking, and she’s sure you won’t have any trouble finding someone more suitable.”

  Gwen Phelps had rejected him?

  “We might…,” Annabelle said thoughtfully, “…need to start looking a little lower on the female totem pole.”

  Chapter Three

  The midnight blue Jaguar crept around the corner of Hoyne onto the narrow Wicker Park street. The woman behind the wheel peered at the house numbers through a pair of rimless Chanel sunglasses with tiny interlocking rhinestone Cs at the hinges. Strictly speaking, they were fashion sunglasses, which meant they barely had enough UV protection for even a cloudy day, but they looked incredible against her pale skin and cloud of dark hair, and Portia Powers didn’t believe in sacrificing style for function. Not even her approaching birthday—her thirty-seventh to close acquaintances, her forty-second as her mother remembered it—would let her consider trading in her Christian Louboutin stilettos for Easy Spirits. Her ex-husband had said that Portia’s inky hair, winter white complexion, startling blue eyes, and whippet-thin body made her look like Snow White after a few months on the South Beach diet.

  She slowed as she found what she was looking for on the tree-lined street. She’d never seen a more likely candidate for a teardown than this tiny frame house, which was painted a fading robin’s egg blue with peeling periwinkle trim. A blistered black wrought-iron fence surrounded a patch of yard the size of her bathroom. The place looked like a gardening shed for one of the elegant two-story brick rehabs rising on each side of it. How had it managed to escape the wrecking ball that had already claimed most of Wicker Park’s shabbier homes?

  Portia had spotted the Perfect for You folder on Heath Champion’s desk when she’d stopped by yesterday, and her formidable competitive instincts had gone into hyperdrive. In the past year, she’d lost two big clients to new agencies, and one husband to a twenty-three-year-old event planner. Failure had a smell to it, and she’d work herself to the bone before she ever let that smell cling to her. A few hours’ research had unearthed the information that Perfect for You was simply a new name for Marriages by Myrna, a small-time operation that had been little more than a curiosity. The granddaughter had taken it over after Myrna Reichman’s death. A little more digging had revealed that this same granddaughter had gone to college with Kevin Tucker’s wife, Molly. Portia had let herself relax a little. Naturally Heath would feel obligated to give the girl a courtesy interview if his client’s wife requested it, but he was too demanding to work with an amateur. She’d gone to bed with an easy mind …and had a painfully erotic dream about her prized client. Not that she’d ever consider acting on it. A fling with Champion would be exciting, but she never let her personal life interfere with business.

  Unfortunately, this morning’s phone call had reignited her anxiety. Ramon, the bartender at Sienna’s, was one of many well-placed service people who received lavish gifts from her in return for useful information, and he’d reported that a matchmaker named Annabelle had shown up last night with a beautiful woman in tow whom she’d introduced to Heath. Portia had set off for Wicker Park as soon as she could get away. She needed to see h
ow big a threat the woman posed, but this derelict house proved that Perfect for You was a business only in Ms. Granger’s imagination. Champion was simply making nice to please Kevin Tucker’s wife.

  Feeling marginally reassured, she headed south toward the Loop for her monthly dermabrasion. She spent vast amounts of money keeping her complexion unlined and her body reed thin. Age might add to a man’s power, but it stole from a woman’s, and an hour later, makeup reapplied, complexion glowing, she entered the Power Matches offices on the first floor of a white-painted brick Victorian not far from the Newberry Library.

  Inez, her receptionist-secretary, looked guilty and quickly got off the phone. More child care problems. How could women ever get ahead when the burden of child care always fell on them? Portia took in the calm elegance of the open office area with its cool green walls and low, Asian-inspired black couches. Her three assistants were at their desks, which were set apart with stylish parchment screens set in black lacquer frames. Ranging in age from twenty-two to twenty-nine, her assistants scouted the city’s trendiest clubs and handled all the initial interviews. Portia had hired them for their connections, brains, and looks. They were required to wear black on the job: simple, elegant dresses; slacks with classic tops; and well-fitting jackets. She had more latitude, and today she’d chosen pearl gray Ralph Lauren: a summer-weight cardigan, tailored blouse, pencil skirt, and pearls, all set off with lavender stilettos that had a girly bow across the vamp.

  There were no clients in the office, so she made the dreaded announcement. “It’s that day of the week, everybody. Chop, chop. Let’s get the agony over with.”

  SuSu Kaplan groaned. “I’m getting my period.”

  “You were getting your period last week,” Portia replied. “No excuses.” Only her controller and the computer guru who ran the Power Matches Web site were exempt from this weekly ritual, since they didn’t deal directly with clients. Besides, they were men, and didn’t that just say it all?

 

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