‘Great Lord!’ cried Bull, ‘I never knew an elephant could go so fast. Well, it must be hansom-cabs again if we are to keep him in sight.’
As they raced along to the gate out of which the elephant had vanished, Syme felt a glaring panorama of the strange animals in the cages which they passed. Afterwards he thought it queer that he should have seen them so clearly. He remembered especially seeing pelicans, with their preposterous, pendent throats. He wondered why the pelican was the symbol of charity, except it was that it wanted a good deal of charity to admire a pelican.7 He remembered a hornbill, which was simply a huge yellow beak with a small bird tied on behind it. The whole gave him a sensation, the vividness of which he could not explain, that Nature was always making quite mysterious jokes. Sunday had told them that they would understand him when they had understood the stars. He wondered whether even the archangels understood the hornbill.
The six unhappy detectives flung themselves into cabs and followed the elephant, sharing the terror which he spread through the long stretch of the streets. This time Sunday did not turn round, but offered them the solid stretch of his unconscious back, which maddened them, if possible, more than his previous mockeries. Just before they came to Baker Street, however, he was seen to throw something far up into the air, as a boy does a ball, meaning to catch it again. But at their rate of racing it fell far behind, just by the cab containing Gogol; and in faint hope of a clue for some impulse unexplainable, he stopped his cab so as to pick it up. It was addressed to himself, and was quite a bulky parcel. On examination, however, its bulk was found to consist of thirty-three pieces of paper of no value wrapped one round the other. When the last covering was torn away it reduced itself to a small slip of paper on which was written:
The word, I fancy, should be ‘pink’.
The man once known as Gogol said nothing, but movements of his hands and feet were like those of a man urging a horse to renewed efforts.
Through street after street, through district after district, went the prodigy of the flying elephant, calling crowds to every window, and driving the traffic left and right. And still through all this insane publicity the three cabs toiled after it, until they came to be regarded as part of a procession, and perhaps the advertisement of a circus. They went at such a rate that distances were shortened beyond belief, and Syme saw the Albert Hall8 in Kensington when he thought he was still in Paddington. The animal’s pace was even more fast and free through the empty, aristocratic streets of South Kensington, and he finally headed towards that part of the sky-line where the enormous Wheel of Earl’s Court9 stood up in the sky. The wheel grew larger and larger, till it filled heaven like the wheel of stars.
The beast outstripped the cabs. They lost him round several corners, and when they came to one of the gates of the Earl’s Court Exhibition they found themselves finally blocked. In front of them was an enormous crowd; in the midst of it was an enormous elephant, heaving and shuddering as such shapeless creatures do. But the President had disappeared.
‘Where has he gone to?’ asked Syme, slipping to the ground.
‘Gentleman rushed into the Exhibition, sir!’ said an official in a dazed manner. Then he added in an injured voice: ‘Funny gentleman, sir. Asked me to hold his horse and gave me this.’
He held out with distaste a piece of folded paper, addressed: ‘To the Secretary of the Central Anarchist Council.’
The Secretary, raging, rent it open, and found written inside it:
When the herring runs a mile,
Let the Secretary smile;
When the herring tries to fly,
Let the Secretary die.
Rustic Proverb
‘Why the eternal crikey,’ began the secretary, ‘did you let the man in? Do people commonly come to your Exhibition riding on mad elephants? Do—’
‘Look!’ shouted Syme suddenly. ‘Look over there!’
‘Look at what?’ asked the Secretary savagely.
‘Look at the captive balloon!’ said Syme, and pointed in a frenzy.
‘Why the blazes should I look at a captive balloon?’ demanded the Secretary. ‘What is there queer about a captive balloon?’
‘Nothing,’ said Syme, ‘except that it isn’t captive!’
They all turned their eyes to where the balloon swung and swelled above the Exhibition on a string, like a child’s balloon. A second afterwards the string came in two just under the car, and the balloon, broken loose, floated away with the freedom of a soap bubble.
‘Ten thousand devils!’ shrieked the Secretary. ‘He’s got into it!’ and he shook his fists at the sky.
The balloon, borne by some chance wind, came right above them, and they could see the great white head of the President peering over the side and looking benevolently down on them.
‘God bless my soul!’ said the Professor with the elderly manner that he could never disconnect from his bleached beard and parchment face. ‘God bless my soul! I seemed to fancy that something fell on the top of my hat!’
He put up a trembling hand and took from that shelf a piece of twisted paper, which he opened absently, only to find it inscribed with a true lover’s knot, and the words:
Your beauty has not left me indifferent – From LITTLE SNOWDROP.10
There was a short silence, and then Syme said, biting his beard:
‘I’m not beaten yet. The blasted thing must come down somewhere. Let’s follow it!’
14
The Six Philosophers
Across green fields, and breaking through blooming hedges, toiled six draggled detectives, about five miles out of London. The optimist of the party had at first proposed that they should follow the balloon across South England in hansom-cabs. But he was ultimately convinced of the persistent refusal of the balloon to follow the roads, and the still more persistent refusal of the cabmen to follow the balloon. Consequently the tireless though exasperated travellers broke through black thickets and ploughed through ploughed fields till each was turned into a figure too outrageous to be mistaken for a tramp. Those green hills of Surrey saw the final collapse and tragedy of the admirable light grey suit in which Syme had set out from Saffron Park. His silk hat was broken over his nose by a swinging bough, his coat-tails were torn to the shoulder by arresting thorns, the clay of England was splashed up to his collar; but he still carried his yellow beard forward with a silent and furious determination, and his eyes were still fixed on that floating ball of gas, which in the full flush of sunset seemed coloured like a sunset cloud.
‘After all,’ he said, ‘it is very beautiful!’
‘It is singularly and strangely beautiful!’ said the Professor. ‘I wish the beastly gas-bag would burst!’
‘No,’ said Dr Bull, ‘I hope it won’t. It might hurt the old boy.’
‘Hurt him!’ said the vindictive Professor, ‘hurt him! Not as much as I’d hurt him if I could get up with him. Little Snowdrop!’
‘I don’t want him hurt, somehow,’ said Dr Bull.
‘What!’ cried the Secretary bitterly. ‘Do you believe all that tale about our man in the dark room? Sunday would say he was anybody.’
‘I don’t know whether I believe it or not,’ said Dr Bull. ‘But it isn’t that that I mean. I can’t wish old Sunday’s balloon to burn because—’
‘Well,’ said Syme impatiently, ‘because?’
‘Well, because he’s so jolly like a balloon himself,’ said Dr Bull desperately. ‘I don’t understand a word of all that idea of his being the same man who gave us all our blue cards. It seems to make everything nonsense. But I don’t care who knows it, I always had sympathy for old Sunday himself, wicked as he was. Just as if he was a great bouncing baby. How can I explain what my queer sympathy was? It didn’t prevent my fighting him like hell! Shall I make it clear if I say that I liked him because he was so fat?’
‘You will not,’ said the Secretary.
‘I’ve got it now,’ cried Bull, ‘it was because he was so fat and so light. J
ust like a balloon. We always think of fat people as heavy, but he could have danced against a sylph. I see now what I mean. Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength in levity. It was like the old speculations – what would happen if an elephant could leap up in the sky like a grasshopper?’
‘Our elephant,’ said Syme, looking upwards, ‘has leapt into the sky like a grasshopper.’
‘And somehow,’ concluded Bull, ‘that’s why I can’t help liking old Sunday. No, it’s not an admiration of force, or any silly thing like that. There is a kind of gaiety in the thing, as if he were bursting with some good news. Haven’t you sometimes felt it on a spring day? You know Nature plays tricks, but somehow that day proves they are good-natured tricks. I never read the Bible myself, but that part they laugh at is literal truth, “Why leap ye, ye high hills?”1 The hills do leap – at least, they try to … Why do I like Sunday? … how can I tell you? … because he’s such a bounder.’2
There was a long silence, and then the Secretary said in a curious, strained voice:
‘You do not know Sunday at all. Perhaps it is because you are better than I, and do not know hell. I was a fierce fellow, and a trifle morbid from the first. The man who sits in darkness, and who chose us all, chose me because I had all the crazy look of a conspirator – because my smile went crooked, and my eyes were gloomy, even when I smiled. But there must have been something in me that answered to the nerves in all these anarchic men. For when I first saw Sunday he expressed to me, not your airy vitality, but something both gross and sad in the Nature of Things. I found him smoking in a twilight room, a room with brown blind down, infinitely more depressing than the genial darkness in which our master lives. He sat there on a bench, a huge heap of a man, dark and out of shape. He listened to all my words without speaking or even stirring. I poured out my most passionate appeals, and asked my most eloquent questions. Then, after a long silence, the Thing began to shake, and I thought it was shaken by some secret malady. It shook like a loathsome and living jelly. It reminded me of everything I had ever read about the base bodies that are the origin of life – the deep sea lumps and protoplasm.3 It seemed like the final form of matter, the most shapeless and the most shameful. I could only tell myself, from its shudderings, that it was something at least that such a monster could be miserable. And then it broke upon me that the bestial mountain was shaking with a lonely laughter, and the laughter was at me. Do you ask me to forgive him that? It is no small thing to be laughed at by something at once lower and stronger than oneself.’
‘Surely you fellows are exaggerating wildly,’ cut in the clear voice of Inspector Ratcliffe. ‘President Sunday is a terrible fellow for one’s intellect, but he’s not such a Barnum’s freak4 physically as you make out. He received me in an ordinary office, in a grey check coat, in broad daylight. He talked to me in an ordinary way. But I’ll tell you what is a trifle creepy about Sunday. His room is neat, his clothes are neat, everything seems in order; but he’s absent-minded. Sometimes his great bright eyes go quite blind. For hours he forgets that you are there. Now absent-mindedness is just a bit too awful in a bad man. We think of a wicked man as vigilant. We can’t think of a wicked man who is honestly and sincerely dreamy, because we daren’t think of a wicked man alone with himself. An absent-minded man means a good-natured man. It means a man who, if he happens to see you, will apologize. But how will you bear an absent-minded man who, if he happens to see you, will kill you? That is what tries the nerves, abstraction combined with cruelty. Men have felt it sometimes when they went through wild forests, and felt that the animals there were at once innocent and pitiless. They might ignore or slay. How would you like to pass ten mortal hours in a parlour with an absent-minded tiger?’
‘And what do you think of Sunday, Gogol?’ asked Syme.
‘I don’t think of Sunday on principle,’ said Gogol simply, ‘any more than I stare at the sun at noonday.’
‘Well, that is a point of view,’ said Syme thoughtfully. ‘What do you say, Professor?’
The Professor was walking with bent head and trailing stick, and he did not answer at all.
‘Wake up, Professor!’ said Syme genially. ‘Tell us what you think of Sunday.’
The Professor spoke at last very slowly.
‘I think something,’ he said, ‘that I cannot say clearly. Or, rather, I think something that I cannot even think clearly. But it is something like this. My early life, as you know, was a bit too large and loose. Well, when I saw Sunday’s face I thought it was too large – everybody does, but I also thought it was too loose. The face was so big that one couldn’t focus it or make it a face at all. The eye was so far away from the nose that it wasn’t an eye. The mouth was so much by itself that one had to think of it by itself. The whole thing is too hard to explain.’
He paused for a little, still trailing his stick, and then went on:
‘But put it this way. Walking up a road at night, I have seen a lamp and a lighted window and a cloud make together a most complete and unmistakable face. If anyone in heaven has that face I shall know him again. Yet when I walked a little farther I found that there was no face, that the window was ten yards away, the lamp ten hundred yards, the cloud beyond the world. Well, Sunday’s face escaped me; it ran away to right and left, as such chance pictures run away. And so his face has made me, somehow, doubt whether there are any faces. I don’t know whether your face, Bull, is a face or a combination in perspective. Perhaps one black disc of your beastly glasses is quite close and another fifty miles away. Oh, the doubts of a materialist are not worth a dump. Sunday has taught me the last and the worst doubts, the doubts of a spiritualist. I am a Buddhist, I suppose; and Buddhism is not a creed, it is a doubt. My poor dear Bull, I do not believe that you really have a face. I have not faith enough to believe in matter.’
Syme’s eyes were still fixed upon the errant orb, which, reddened in the evening light, looked like some rosier and more innocent world.
‘Have you noticed an odd thing,’ he said, ‘about all your descriptions? Each man of you finds Sunday quite different, yet each man of you can only find one thing to compare him to – the universe itself. Bull finds him like the earth in spring, Gogol like the sun at noonday. The Secretary is reminded of the shapeless protoplasm, and the Inspector of the carelessness of virgin forests. The Professor says he is like a changing landscape. This is queer, but it is queerer still that I also have had my odd notion about the President, and I also find that I think of Sunday as I think of the whole world.’
‘Get on a little faster, Syme,’ said Bull; ‘never mind the balloon.’
‘When I first saw Sunday,’ said Syme slowly, ‘I only saw his back; and when I saw his back I knew he was the worst man in the world. His neck and shoulders were brutal, like those of some apish god. His head had a stoop that was hardly human, like the stoop of an ox. In fact, I had at once the revolting fancy that this was not a man at all, but a beast dressed up in men’s clothes.’
‘Get on,’ said Dr Bull.
‘And then the queer thing happened. I had seen his back from the street, as he sat in the balcony. Then I entered the hotel, and coming round the other side of him, saw his face in the sunlight. His face frightened me, as it did everyone; but not because it was brutal, not because it was evil. On the contrary, it frightened me because it was so beautiful, because it was so good.’
‘Syme,’ exclaimed the Secretary, ‘are you ill?’
‘It was like the face of some ancient archangel, judging justly after heroic wars. There was laughter in the eyes, and in the mouth honour and sorrow. There was the same white hair, the same great, grey-clad shoulders that I had seen from behind. But when I saw him from behind I was certain he was an animal, and when I saw him in front I knew he was a god.’
‘Pan,’5 said the Professor dreamily, ‘was a god and an animal.’
‘Then, and again and always,’ went on Syme like a man talking to himself, ‘that has been for me the mystery of
Sunday, and it is also the mystery of the world. When I see the horrible back, I am sure the noble face is but a mask. When I see the face but for an instant, I know the back is only a jest. Bad is so bad that we cannot but think good an accident; good is so good that we feel certain that evil could be explained. But the whole came to a kind of crest yesterday when I raced Sunday for the cab, and was just behind him all the way.’
‘Had you time for thinking then?’ asked Ratcliffe.
‘Time,’ replied Syme, ‘for one outrageous thought. I was suddenly possessed with the idea that the blind, blank back of his head really was his face – an awful, eyeless face staring at me: And I fancied that the figure running in front of me was really a figure running backwards, and dancing as he ran.’
‘Horrible!’ said Dr Bull, and shuddered.
‘Horrible is not the word,’ said Syme. ‘It was exactly the worst instant of my life. And yet ten minutes afterwards, when he put his head out of the cab and made a grimace like a gargoyle, I knew that he was only like a father playing hide-and-seek with his children.’
‘It is a long game,’ said the Secretary, and frowned at his broken boots.
‘Listen to me,’ cried Syme with extraordinary emphasis. ‘Shall I tell you the secret of the whole world? It is that we have only known the back of the world. We see everything from behind, and it looks brutal. That is not a tree, but the back of a tree. That is not a cloud, but the back of a cloud. Cannot you see that everything is stooping and hiding a face? If we could only get round in front—’
‘Look!’ cried out Bull clamorously, ‘the balloon is coming down!’
There was no need to cry out to Syme, who had never taken his eyes off it. He saw the great luminous globe suddenly stagger in the sky, right itself, and then sink slowly behind the trees like a setting sun.
The man called Gogol, who had hardly spoken through all their weary travels, suddenly threw up his hands like a lost spirit.
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