by Martha Carr
First, THANK YOU for not only following us through this Oriceran Halloween short story but also reading these author notes, as well!
Martha asked me what we were doing for our author notes, and suggested we write a Halloween story we remember.
While she might have meant ‘remembered fondly,’ I have to admit that my main Halloween story is a bit of a downer.
And a good primer on simple chemistry.
About the second or third grade, we had a swing set in our small backyard in northwest Houston Tx. It wasn’t much of a swing set; in fact, I believe it carried a bit of animosity towards me. I don’t remember deserving this animosity, but then again, I can believe one thing or another I’d tried might have creating the ill-feelings of this swing set towards me.
But, as they say, that is another story.
In this story, the swing set was merely the location of this horrible memory. Without this memory, I’m not so sure I’d even remember the swing set in the first place.
So, sometime around 1978 or so, we went out trick-or-treating and low and behold, I had LOOT! I mean, this wasn’t any inconsequential loot (not for my bad little 9-year-old self) but real, half a lunch paper bag or MORE, amount of loot.
The kind where it was all sweet and sugary goodness. The kind that if older me was talking to younger me, I’d tell me to “whisper sweet nothings into that bag, before you aim to eat it all in one sugar-orgy overload.”
However, had I the chance to go back and talk with younger self I would actually tell younger Michael “IT’S GOING TO RAIN! GET YOUR IGNORANT SELF BACK OUTSIDE AND SAVE THE LOOT!”
That’s right, this is where the chemistry comes in. Houston is one of those cities where it rains a fair amount. So, any time a little kid puts out sugary goodness in crap plastic wrapping (this was before the poison scares that caused candy manufacturers to wrap their candy better) it’s going to not only rain, it’s going to be a torrential downpour.
Then, when the little boy goes back outside once Poseidon is done (he’s the god of the sea, does he cause downpours?) I go find my bag sitting on one of the seats of the swings. The poor little plastic seat.
A seat with a soaked paper bag but also (I kid you not, I’ve no idea why this is in my memory because we are talking about November in Texas) honeybees which were swarming around my bag.
My LOOT!
My loot…my precious sugar-orgy-loot had become a liquid mess inside this soaked paper bag…
Deluge of Water + Candy = I CAN’T EAT ANY OF THIS!
See, I told you chemistry was involved. It’s the dark kind of science - the evil kind of chemistry that separates a boy from his Halloween loot.
And the swing set that was laughing as the little boy hung his head, taking his soaked and disgusting brown paper bag to throw it all away.
The End.
I WISH YOU ALL A FANTASTIC HALLOWEEN SEASON THIS YEAR AND MANY MORE INTO THE FUTURE!
Ad Aeternitatem,
Michael Anderle
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The Revelations of Oriceran
The Leira Chronicles
* with Michael Anderle *
Quest for Magic (0)
Waking Magic (1)
Release of Magic (2)
Protection of Magic (3)
Rule of Magic (4)
Leira Chronicles Short Stories
Trick or Troll
The Kacy Chronicles
* with A.L. Knorr *
Descendant (1)
Ascendant (2)
The Soul Stone Mage Series
* with Sarah Noffke *
House of Enchanted (1)
The Dark Forest (2)
Mountain of Truth (3)
Land of Terran (4)
The Midwest Magic Chronicles
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The Midwest Witch (1)
The Fairhaven Chronicles
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Glow (1)
Michael Anderle
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Don’t Cross This Line (14)
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Never Submit (15) - Never Surrender (16) - Forever Defend (17)
Might Makes Right (18) - Ahead Full (19) - Capture Death (20)
Life Goes On (21)
The Second Dark Ages
The Dark Messiah (01)
The Darkest Night (02)
Darkest Before The Dawn (03)
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The Boris Chronicles
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Evacuation
Retaliation
Revelation
Restitution 2017
Reclaiming Honor
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Judgement Has Fallen (03)
Angel of Reckoning (04)
Born Into Flames (05)
Defending The Lost (06)
Saved By Valor (07)
Return of Victory (08)
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Risk Be Damned (01)
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Storm Breakers (03)
Tales of the Feisty Druid
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The Arcadian Druid (01)
The Undying Illusionist (02)
The Frozen Wasteland (03)
Path of Heroes
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Rogue Mage (01)
A New Dawn
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Dawn of Destiny (01)
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The Age of Expansion
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Awakened (01)
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Called (03)
Sanctioned (04)
Rebirth (05)
Retribution (06)
Cloaked (07)
The Uprise Saga
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Covert Talents (01)
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Gateway to the Universe
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