The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag Book 5)

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by Sara Ney

Me: Because I’m being an asshole—WHY WOULDN’T YOU UNMATCH WITH ME?

  RexG: Why are you yelling?

  Me: Have some standards. All you have in your profile is that you’re looking for someone over the age of 18. WTH?

  RexG: Age ain’t nothin’ but a numba.

  Me: So…what are you actually doing here if you’re not a student? Are you a TA?

  RexG: No, I’m helping out with the athletics. Mostly with the wrestling team, I used to be their manager.

  Me: My roommate’s boyfriend is a wrestler. Maybe you know him?

  RexG: What’s his name?

  Me: Abe Davis.

  RexG: He was a freshman I think the year I left the team; don’t know him that well. He decent?

  Me: He’s awesome.

  RexG: Cool.

  Me: So you’re on campus for how long?

  RexG: Rest of this semester, summer, first term of fall.

  Me: And you’re looking to hook-up with someone?

  RexG: Sure. If that’s what you want.

  Me: It’s not.

  RexG: Okay.

  Me: That’s it? Okay? You’re not going to try and change my mind?

  RexG: Do you want me to?

  Me: Uh, NO.

  RexG: LOL then I won’t.

  Me: It’s really shitty that you’re just here looking to get laid. Some of us are looking for the real deal.

  RexG: I never said all I wanted was an easy lay. You did.

  Me: Well, COME ON. Let’s get real here. You won’t even be here the entire year.

  RexG: Says you’re a junior. 22. You won’t be there long either.

  Me: But I’m here NOW.

  RexG: So am I.

  Me: Is this an athlete thing? Are you all just douchebags who sleep around?

  RexG: I don’t know, is that how Abe Davis acts?

  Me: No.

  RexG: Wanna throw some sweats on tomorrow and meet me for coffee?

  Me: How early?

  RexG: Whatever works for you.

  Me: How tired do you want me to look?

  RexG: How will you look at 9?

  Me: Horrible.

  RexG: LOL

  Me: Why the hell are we even talking about this, I DON’T WANT TO MEET YOU.

  RexG: That’s fine.

  Me: Stop doing that.

  RexG: What am I doing, I’m agreeing with you.

  Me: I REFUSE to fall for your jedi-mind tricks.

  RexG: Listen, I don’t know what I did or what I said, but you’re kind of scary.

  Me: WHY DOES EVERY GUY KEEP SAYING THAT?

  RexG: Because you yell a lot. Guys don’t like that.

  RexG: And you keep putting words in my mouth, and making assumptions.

  Me: Thanks, I got it.

  RexG: And that part in your profile about “no shave November” and always being hangry? Also scary and confusing.

  Me: I am who I am.

  RexG: Hairy, hungry, and scary?

  Me: Yes?

  RexG: I don’t know what to tell you, Bianca.

  Me: Um, about that...Bianca isn’t my name.

  RexG: Okayyyyy… What is it then?

  Me: Hannah

  RexG: That’s pretty, why did you use a different name? Didn’t want any creepers messaging you?

  Me: I just like the name. It sounds sexy.

  RexG: Little liar, aren’t you.

  Me: NO! Just about that one thing…The rest is all me. I’m just—I can’t help it if I’m awkward, and I say stupid shit, and I make inappropriate comments at inappropriate times.

  RexG: You know—I could help you with that.

  Me: Help me with what?

  RexG: Help you date. While I’m here. I can teach you some shit, like how to talk to dudes and shit.

  Me: This isn’t a trick to try and sleep with me?

  RexG: Nope. Twenty-six chicks have swiped on me in the time we’ve been talking. I’ll be fine.

  RexG: Do you want my help or not?

  RexG: Hello? You still there?

  Me: I’m thinking…

  RexG: Don’t think too long, I might change my mind.

  Me: Fine.

  RexG: Great.

  Me: Okay.

  RexG: LOL here’s my number. Message me when you get the courage.

  It takes me two days.

  The Teaching Hours

  a HOW TO DATE A DOUCHEBAG novella.

  August, 2019

  OTHER TITLES BY SARA NEY

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  He Kissed Me First

  A Kiss Like This

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  Things Liars Fake

  How to Date a Douchebag Series

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  The Failing Hours

  The Learning Hours

  The Coaching Hours

  The Lying Hours

  Jock Hard Series

  Switch Hitter

  Jock Row

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