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by Tucker Max


  BOOKS BY TUCKER MAX

  I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL

  ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST

  HILARITY ENSUES

  SLOPPY SECONDS

  Follow Tucker on Facebook, Twitter, or through his website, TuckerMax.com

  COPYRIGHT © 2012 TUCKER MAX

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Author’s Note

  The Cancun Stories

  Why to learn CPR

  Boot and rally

  Give me two pair, I need two pair

  Welcome to the Thunderdome

  How Tucker Max became “Tucker Max”

  It’s a love spot

  The First Rule of Mexico

  Finder’s Fee

  Bambi

  Sweet Caroline

  Eat your heart out Jason Bourne

  The Final Straw

  The Consequences

  Postscript

  Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay?

  SlingBlade’s Account

  Tucker’s Account

  Sexting With Tucker Max: Absurd

  Why Halloween Is Awesome

  2002, part 1

  2002, part 2

  2003

  2006

  Fat Girls Cross Tucker, Hilarity Ensues

  The Fat and the Furious

  True Friendship

  The Deadliest Vacation

  The Invitation

  The Anchorage party and the $200 Bear Mace Special

  The Time Bandit

  Dutch Harbor

  Sexting With Tucker Max: Mean

  The Fight Stories

  The TMZ Debacle

  Tucker gets into fight, hilarity ensues

  Meet My Friend Hate

  The Backstory

  The Pizza Incident

  The Italian Restaurant

  The Italy Trip

  The Apartment

  The Airbag

  The Jimmy John’s Incident

  The Leftovers

  Tucker Ruins A Wine Tasting

  The Ex-Girlfriend Threesome Fallout

  In The Trunk

  The (Almost Banned, Now Complete) Miss Vermont Story

  Introduction

  The (now complete) Miss Vermont Story

  The Lawsuit

  Postscript: Some speculation

  Tucker Max, Knee Abuser

  Sexting With Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location

  The Law School Weddings And Bachelor Parties

  El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 1, Charlotte, NC

  GoldenBoy’s Bachelor Party, Las Vegas, NV

  El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 2, Kansas City, MO

  El Bingeroso’s Wedding, Lawrence, KS

  GoldenBoy’s Wedding, Outer Banks, NC

  JonBenet’s (sort of) Bachelor Party, Tampa, FL

  PWJ’s Bachelor Party, Montreal

  PWJ’s Wedding, Lexington, KY

  The Death of SlingBlade, Phoenix AZ

  Hate’s Bachelor Party, Tampa, FL

  Hate’s Wedding, Pittsburgh, PA

  Tucker’s Bachelor Party and Wedding

  Epilogue: The Retirement

  Acknowledgements

  More books by Tucker Max

  Table of Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Author’s Note

  The Cancun Stories

  Why to learn CPR

  Boot and rally

  Give me two pair, I need two pair

  Welcome to the Thunderdome

  How Tucker Max became “Tucker Max”

  It’s a love spot

  The First Rule of Mexico

  Finder’s Fee

  Bambi

  Sweet Caroline

  Eat your heart out Jason Bourne

  The Final Straw

  The Consequences

  Postscript

  Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay?

  SlingBlade’s Account

  Tucker’s Account

  Sexting With Tucker Max: Absurd

  Why Halloween Is Awesome

  2002, part 1

  2002, part 2

  2003

  2006

  Fat Girls Cross Tucker, Hilarity Ensues

  The Fat and the Furious

  True Friendship

  The Deadliest Vacation

  The Invitation

  The Anchorage party and the $200 Bear Mace Special

  The Time Bandit

  Dutch Harbor

  Sexting With Tucker Max: Mean

  The Fight Stories

  The TMZ Debacle

  Tucker gets into fight, hilarity ensues

  Meet My Friend Hate

  The Backstory

  The Pizza Incident

  The Italian Restaurant

  The Italy Trip

  The Apartment

  The Airbag

  The Jimmy John’s Incident

  The Leftovers

  Tucker Ruins A Wine Tasting

  The Ex-Girlfriend Threesome Fallout

  In The Trunk

  The (Almost Banned, Now Complete) Miss Vermont Story

  Introduction

  The (now complete) Miss Vermont Story

  The Lawsuit

  Postscript: Some speculation

  Tucker Max, Knee Abuser

  Sexting With Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location

  The Law School Weddings And Bachelor Parties

  El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 1, Charlotte, NC

  GoldenBoy’s Bachelor Party, Las Vegas, NV

  El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 2, Kansas City, MO

  El Bingeroso’s Wedding, Lawrence, KS

  GoldenBoy’s Wedding, Outer Banks, NC

  JonBenet’s (sort of) Bachelor Party, Tampa, FL

  PWJ’s Bachelor Party, Montreal

  PWJ’s Wedding, Lexington, KY

  The Death of SlingBlade, Phoenix AZ

  Hate’s Bachelor Party, Tampa, FL

  Hate’s Wedding, Pittsburgh, PA

  Tucker’s Bachelor Party and Wedding

  Epilogue: The Retirement

  Acknowledgements

  More books by Tucker Max

 

 

 


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