I mark’d the mischievous rogues, and took my aim,
I fir’d, they fell, and — up the keeper came.
That cursed morning brought on my undoing,
I went to prison and my farm to ruin.
Poor Mary! for her grave the parish paid,
No tomb-stone tells where her cold corpse is laid!
My children — my dear boys —
HUMPHREY:
Come — Grief is dry —
You to your dinner — to my story I.
To you my friend who happier days have known
And each calm comfort of a home your own,
This is bad living: I have spent my life
In hardest toil and unavailing strife,
And here (from forest ambush safe at least)
To me this scanty pittance seems a feast.
I was a plough-boy once; as free from woes
And blithesome as the lark with whom I rose.
Each evening at return a meal I found
And, tho’ my bed was hard, my sleep was sound.
One Whitsuntide, to go to fair, I drest
Like a great bumkin in my Sunday’s best;
A primrose posey in my hat I stuck
And to the revel went to try my luck.
From show to show, from booth to booth I stray,
See stare and wonder all the live-long day.
A Serjeant to the fair recruiting came
Skill’d in man-catching to beat up for game;
Our booth he enter’d and sat down by me; —
Methinks even now the very scene I see!
The canvass roof, the hogshead’s running store,
The old blind fiddler seated next the door,
The frothy tankard passing to and fro
And the rude rabble round the puppet-show;
The Serjeant eyed me well — the punch-bowl comes,
And as we laugh’d and drank, up struck the drums —
And now he gives a bumper to his Wench —
God save the King, and then — God damn the French.
Then tells the story of his last campaign.
How many wounded and how many slain,
Flags flying, cannons roaring, drums a-beating,
The English marching on, the French retreating, —
“Push on — push on my lads! they fly before ye,
“March on to riches, happiness and glory!”
At first I wonder’d, by degrees grew bolder,
Then cried—”tis a fine thing to be a soldier!”
“Aye Humphrey!” says the Serjeant—”that’s your name?
“’Tis a fine thing to fight the French for fame!
“March to the field — knock out a Mounseer’s brains
“And pick the scoundrel’s pocket for your pains.
“Come Humphrey come! thou art a lad of spirit!
“Rise to a halbert — as I did — by merit!
“Would’st thou believe it? even I was once
“As thou art now, a plough-boy and a dunce;
“But Courage rais’d me to my rank. How now boy!
“Shall Hero Humphrey still be Numps the plough-boy?
“A proper shaped young fellow! tall and straight!
“Why thou wert made for glory! five feet eight!
“The road to riches is the field of fight, —
“Didst ever see a guinea look so bright?
“Why regimentals Numps would give thee grace,
“A hat and feather would become that face;
“The girls would crowd around thee to be kist —
“Dost love a girl?” “Od Zounds!” I cried “I’ll list!”
So past the night: anon the morning came,
And off I set a volunteer for fame.
“Back shoulders, turn out your toes, hold up your head,
“Stand easy!” so I did — till almost dead.
Oh how I long’d to tend the plough again
Trudge up the field and whistle o’er the plain,
When tir’d and sore amid the piteous throng
Hungry and cold and wet I limp’d along,
And growing fainter as I pass’d and colder,
Curs’d that ill hour when I became a soldier!
In town I found the hours more gayly pass
And Time fled swiftly with my girl and glass;
The girls were wonderous kind and wonderous fair,
They soon transferred me to the Doctor’s care,
The Doctor undertook to cure the evil,
And he almost transferred me to the Devil.
‘Twere tedious to relate the dismal story
Of fighting, fasting, wretchedness and glory.
At last discharg’d, to England’s shores I came
Paid for my wounds with want instead of fame,
Found my fair friends and plunder’d as they bade me,
They kist me, coax’d me, robb’d me and betray’d me.
Tried and condemn’d his Majesty transports me,
And here in peace, I thank him, he supports me,
So ends my dismal and heroic story
And Humphrey gets more good from guilt than glory.
JOHN, SAMUEL, & RICHARD.
(Time, Evening.)
JOHN.
’Tis a calm pleasant evening, the light fades away,
And the Sun going down has done watch for the day.
To my mind we live wonderous well when transported,
It is but to work and we must be supported.
Fill the cann, Dick! success here to Botany Bay!
RICHARD.
Success if you will, — but God send me away.
JOHN.
Ah! you lubberly landsmen don’t know when you’re well;
Hadst thou known half the hardships of which I can tell!
The sailor has no place of safety in store —
From the tempest at sea, to the press-gang on shore!
When Roguery rules all the rest of the earth,
God be thanked in this corner I’ve got a good birth.
Talk of hardships! what these are the sailor don’t know!
’Tis the soldier my friend that’s acquainted with woe,
Long journeys, short halting, hard work and small pay,
To be popt at like pidgeons for sixpence a day! —
Thank God! I’m safe quarter’d at Botany Bay.
JOHN:
Ah! you know but little! I’ll wager a pot
I have suffer’d more evils than fell to your lot.
Come we’ll have it all fairly and properly tried,
Tell story for story, and Dick shall decide.
SAMUEL:
Done.
JOHN:
Done. ’Tis a wager and I shall be winner;
Thou wilt go without grog Sam to-morrow at dinner.
SAMUEL:
I was trapp’d by the Serjeant’s palavering pretences,
He listed me when I was out of my senses.
So I took leave to-day of all care and all sorrow
And was drill’d to repentance and reason to-morrow.
JOHN:
I would be a sailor and plough the wide ocean,
And was soon sick and sad with the billow’s commotion.
So the Captain he sent me aloft on the mast,
And curs’d me, and bid me cry there — and hold fast!
SAMUEL:
After marching all day, faint and hungry and sore,
I have lain down at night on the swamps of the moor,
Unshelter’d and forced by fatigue to remain.
All chill’d by the wind and benumb’d by the rain.
JOHN:
I have rode out the storm when the billows beat high
And the red gleaming lightnings flash’d thro’ the dark sky,
When the tempest of night the black sea overcast
Wet and weary I labour’d, yet sung to the blast.
SAMUEL:
I have march’d, trumpets sounding — drums beating — flags flying,
Where the music of war drown’d the shrieks of the dying,
When the shots whizz’d around me all dangers defied,
Push’d on when my comrades fell dead at my side,
Drove the foe from the mouth of the Cannon away,
Fought, conquer’d and bled, all for sixpence a day.
JOHN:
And I too friend Samuel! have heard the shots rattle,
But we seamen rejoice in the play of the battle;
Tho’ the chain and the grape-shot roll splintering around,
With the blood of our messmates tho’ slippery the ground,
The fiercer the fight, still the fiercer we grow,
We heed not our loss so we conquer the foe.
And the hard battle won, so the prize be not sunk,
The Captain gets rich, and the Sailors get drunk.
SAMUEL:
God help the poor soldier when backward he goes
In disgraceful retreat thro’ a country of foes!
No respite from danger by day or by night
He is still forced to fly, still o’ertaken to fight,
Every step that he takes he must battle his way,
He must force his hard meal from the peasant away;
No rest — and no hope, from all succour afar,
God forgive the poor Soldier for going to the war!
JOHN:
But what are these dangers to those I have past
When the dark billows roar’d to the roar of the blast?
When we work’d at the pumps worn with labour and weak
And with dread still beheld the increase of the leak,
Sometimes as we rose on the wave could our sight
From the rocks of the shore catch the light-houses light;
In vain to the beach to assist us they press,
We fire faster and faster our guns of distress,
Still with rage unabating the wind and waves roar —
How the giddy wreck reels — as the billows burst o’er —
Leap — leap — for she yawns — for she sinks in the wave —
Call on God to preserve — for God only can save!
SAMUEL:
There’s an end of all troubles however at last!
And when I in the waggon of wounded was cast,
When my wounds with the chilly night-wind smarted sore
And I thought of the friends I should never see more,
No hand to relieve — scarce a morsel of bread —
Sick at heart I have envied the peace of the dead!
Left to rot in a jail till by treaty set free,
Old England’s white cliffs with what joy did I see!
I had gain’d enough glory, some wounds, but no good,
And was turn’d on the public to shift how I could.
When I think what I’ve suffer’d and where I am now
I curse him who snared me away from the plough.
JOHN:
When I was discharged I went home to my wife,
There in comfort to spend all the rest of my life.
My wife was industrious, we earn’d what we spent,
And tho’ little we had, were with little content;
And whenever I listen’d and heard the wind roar,
I bless’d God for my little snug cabin on shore.
At midnight they seiz’d me, they dragg’d me away,
They wounded me sore when I would not obey,
And because for my country I’d ventur’d my life,
I was dragg’d like a thief from my home and my wife.
Then the fair wind of Fortune chopp’d round in my face
And Want at length drove me to guilt and disgrace —
But all’s for the best; — on the world’s wide sea cast,
I am haven’d in peace in this corner at last.
SAMUEL:
Come Dick! we have done — and for judgment we call.
RICHARD:
And in faith I can give ye no judgment at all.
I’ve been listening to all the hard labours you’ve past
And think in plain troth, you’re two blockheads at last.
My lads where the Deuce was the wit which God gave ye
When you sold yourselves first to the army or navy?
By land and by sea hunting dangers to roam,
When you might have been hang’d so much easier at home!
But you’re now snug and settled and safe from foul weather,
So drink up your grog and be merry together.
FREDERIC.
(Time Night. Scene the woods.)
Where shall I turn me? whither shall I bend
My weary way? thus worn with toil and faint
How thro’ the thorny mazes of this wood
Attain my distant dwelling? that deep cry
That rings along the forest seems to sound
My parting knell: it is the midnight howl
Of hungry monsters prowling for their prey!
Again! oh save me — save me gracious Heaven!
I am not fit to die!
Thou coward wretch
Why heaves thy trembling heart? why shake thy limbs
Beneath their palsied burden? is there ought
So lovely in existence? would’st thou drain
Even to its dregs the bitter draught of life?
Dash down the loathly bowl! poor outcast slave
Stamp’d with the brand of Vice and Infamy
Why should the villain Frederic shrink from Death?
Death! where the magic in that empty name
That chills my inmost heart? why at the thought
Starts the cold dew of fear on every limb?
There are no terrors to surround the Grave,
When the calm Mind collected in itself
Surveys that narrow house: the ghastly train
That haunt the midnight of delirious Guilt
Then vanish; in that home of endless rest
All sorrows cease. — Would I might slumber there!
Why then this panting of the fearful heart?
This miser love of Life that dreads to lose
Its cherish’d torment? shall the diseased man
Yield up his members to the surgeon’s knife,
Doubtful of succour, but to ease his frame
Of fleshly anguish, and the coward wretch,
Whose ulcered soul can know no human help
Shrink from the best Physician’s certain aid?
Oh it were better far to lay me down
Here on this cold damp earth, till some wild beast
Seize on his willing victim!
If to die
Were all, it were most sweet to rest my head
On the cold clod, and sleep the sleep of Death.
But if the Archangel’s trump at the last hour
Startle the ear of Death and wake the soul
To frenzy! — dreams of infancy! fit tales
For garrulous beldames to affrighten babes!
I have been guilty, yet my mind can bear
The retrospect of guilt, yet in the hour
Of deep contrition to THE ETERNAL look
For mercy! for the child of Poverty,
And “disinherited of happiness,”
What if I warr’d upon the world? the world
Had wrong’d me first: I had endur’d the ills
Of hard injustice; all this goodly earth
Was but to me one wild waste wilderness;
I had no share in Nature’s patrimony,
Blasted were all my morning hopes of Youth,
Dark DISAPPOINTMENT follow’d on my ways,
CARE was my bosom inmate, and keen WANT
Gnaw’d at my heart. ETERNAL ONE thou know’st
How that poor heart even in the bitter hour
Of lewdest revelry has inly yearn’d
For peace!
My FA
THER! I will call on thee,
Pour to thy mercy seat my earnest prayer,
And wait thy peace in bowedness of soul.
Oh thoughts of comfort! how the afflicted heart,
Tired with the tempest of its passions, rests
On you with holy hope! the hollow howl
Of yonder harmless tenant of the woods
Bursts not with terror on the sober’d sense.
If I have sinn’d against mankind, on them
Be that past sin; they made me what I was.
In these extremest climes can Want no more
Urge to the deeds of darkness, and at length
Here shall I rest. What tho’ my hut be poor —
The rains descend not thro’ its humble roof:
Would I were there again! the night is cold;
And what if in my wanderings I should rouse
The savage from his thicket!
Hark! the gun!
And lo — the fire of safety! I shall reach
My little hut again! again by toil
Force from the stubborn earth my sustenance,
And quick-ear’d guilt will never start alarm’d
Amid the well-earn’d meal. This felon’s garb —
Will it not shield me from the winds of Heaven?
And what could purple more? Oh strengthen me
Eternal One in this serener state!
Cleanse thou mine heart, so PENITENCE and FAITH
Shall heal my soul and my last days be peace.
SONNETS
CONTENTS
SONNET I.
SONNET II.
SONNET III.
SONNET IV.
SONNET V.
SONNET VI
SONNET VII.
SONNET VIII.
SONNET IX.
SONNET X.
SONNET I.
Go Valentine and tell that lovely maid
Whom Fancy still will pourtray to my sight,
How her Bard lingers in this sullen shade,
This dreary gloom of dull monastic night.
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