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Touching Rene’s hand the queen asked, “Jared is really special. Do you love him?
He is important to me for more than the obvious reason and while I’m not at all happy with the thought of him with another woman, I also want him happy. I just want…I don’t know. There is something between you two. I want that.” The queen looked down, knowing Rene could give Jared more than she ever could.
“He and Tommy are like peanut butter and jelly. When you have one you have to have the other. They both spread really well. Tommy is a great cook, too. He has great taste in clothes and decorating. Look what he did to my palace.” Rene sighed, “He gives great backrubs, too.”
“Backrubs?” the queen asked.
Quickly Rene changed subjects. “Dear Lord, your ass must feel like a sponge. Don’t worry though. Most women on Earth don’t always have orgasms.” Rene paused. “The men all think they do, but that’s not reality.
“If I didn’t have my toys I’d have gone nuts. You ever try a vibrator?” Rene fumbled through her bag.
“Vibrator? Well yes. But mine is old and after the batteries died I just couldn’t see being intimate with something made from a foreign planet.”
“Some women just have their clits buried a little deeper and need the treasure unearthed.” Rene found what she wanted in her bag. She pulled out a large, pink vibrator still in its wrapper. It was smooth, glowing and had a clit stimulator on it.
Rene opened the wrapper and turned the base to start it. The slow hum vibrated through her hand. She handed it to the queen.
The queen closed her eyes and gently moaned. “Wow, this is…well this is nice.” The queen rubbed along the shaft. It was slick but soft to the touch. “It’s a lot different from the one I have. Mine looks like a tree stump. What all can this thing do? Can it fix a garbage disposal?”
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Rene leaned over and whispered into the queen’s ear. Raising an eyebrow the queen had a wicked grin. “Multiple orgasms? Rechargeable batteries? This thing reminds me of this guy from Pluto I went out with. Except it didn’t hum like this. It squeaked.”
The queen leaned over and opened a drawer beside her bed. “See, this is mine.” Rene jerked back and stared at the old-fashioned vibrator. It was a good twelve inches long, was thick and dark brown.
“So, is it true?” the queen asked Rene.
Still staring she replied, “Is what true?”
“You know, about the darker men of your planet. Are they bigger?”
“Uhhhh, well, it’s a myth actually. But I did accidentally walk into the men’s room at work when I started and saw this guy Russell in there. Damn, he was hung like, well, like this toy. He moved up quickly in the company. The women’s division.
“You know something. I think we can help each other out here. You ever have chocolate?”
“What’s chocolate?” the queen was sincerely confused.
Rene sat upright and looked back at the queen. “Are you sure you aren’t a blonde?”
“Why do you ask?” she answered.
“What kind of fucked-up, ass-backwards world do you live in? You don’t have proper vibrators or chocolate?” Rene rustled some more in her purse. Scanning the room like a spy, she pulled something out and dropped into to the queen’s hand.
It was small, wrapped in gold foil and the one thing Rene knew would break any planetary boundaries between them. Like money, only better. It was Swiss chocolate.
The queen popped the small morsel into her mouth and made a funny face.
“You need to take the wrapper off first.” Rene shook her head. Maybe Uranus is full of the real assholes and idiots.
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Taking the wrapper off, the queen put the small, dark brown candy in her mouth.
With a low, guttural moan, she closed her eyes and smiled. It was a true oral-gasm.
BINGO! Rene knew she had her.
“More.” The queen almost purred.
“We both have something the other one wants and needs. How about we make a deal?” Rene looked at the queen as she smiled wickedly back at her.
“More,” she beckoned again.
Rene had a small stash she always kept handy for those pre-menstrual times when the angry bitch inside of her raised its head. She handed the queen another one.
Quicker than a fly on cocaine, the foil was torn away and the queen moaned again.
She was hooked. Just because it seemed this place was a fudge-packing planet, chocolate was the universal bond between all that was female.
“Mmmmm, where can I get more of this? Damn, I can see why the elders hid this source of pleasure from us women. I could really get used to having this around.” The queen seemed totally at ease. This was Rene’s chance to bargain.
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Epilogue
Riiiiing.
“Good afternoon, T.R.& J. Designs. Yes, she’s here. One moment please.” Putting the phone on hold, the petite blonde receptionist leaned toward the hallway. “Rene?
The Samuels are calling again, line three.”
“This is Rene. Yes. Okay, I understand. I’ll have a talk with him again. I am sorr—
Of course, he’ll be over to do your bedroom tomorrow. We should be finished by next week. What’s that? Yes, Jared does all our installs of showers. I see, your mother is leaving this weekend. All right, I’ll have Cynthia make your appointments for next week.”
Jared walked into the office, shirtless as usual. With a sigh, Cynthia stared and looked him up and down. The moistness returned between her legs. Like a schoolgirl she became flushed and warm.
“Hello, Cynthia, is Rene here?” Jared looked at Cynthia. A blank stare was in her eyes. “Cynthia? Hello?”
“Oh, sorry, was thinking of lunch. Cockdogs…I mean hotdogs today.” Wiggling in her chair, she cleared her thoughts and continued. “Rene’s in her office.” As Jared walked down the hallway Cynthia remembered she needed buns for her hotdogs.
Knock, knock.
Jared opened the door to Rene’s office. She was on the phone as usual and he walked in, pulling his hand through his thick hair. Rene smiled and held her finger up, having him pause.
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Jared walked behind her and looked out the window at the open park that was outside their new design office.
“Yes, I ordered that last week and we are waiting for the fabrics.” Rene was becoming upset and Jared could not only feel her tension but it showed in her neck.
Raising an eyebrow, he smiled and stepped directly up behind her. He rested his hands on her shoulders and pulled her head back. It rested snugly against his lower abdomen. With expert motions, he began to massage her temples.
Rene let out a cleansing breath and allowed her body to relax as the man on the other end of the phone tried his best to bullshit his way out of his fuck-up.
The smoothness of Jared’s movements calmed Rene as usual. It also beckoned something in Jared as her head rested against his now hardening cock.
“We can’t. We have too much to do. We can’t fuck right now. Later tonight we will.” Rene was torn.
“We can’t WHAT?” the man on the other end was suddenly paying attention.
“I’ll call you back. Just take care of this.” Rene hung up the phone and turned her chair around. She was eye level to Jared’s one-eyed snake.
“We received another complaint from the Samuels. You made their grandma pass out again. I tell you every morning to wear underwear when you wear those workout shorts to do bathroom installs. She rolled her wheelchair into the bathroom and you were hanging out again.”
“Hey, those are comfortable. It gets hot putting those stalls in.”
“Well you are making a lot of things hot. The women especially.” Rene smiled and gave Jared
a hug.
“You make me hot.” She kissed him and turned to her desk.
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needs two cases of batteries. The rechargeable kind, winter is coming soon and with the frozen months she’ll be cold and in need of something to warm her up.”
“Good thing we bought this building close to the portal.” Jared sighed. “But if she asks for another of those male movie stars again, I mean the one guy left the movie set for three months.”
“Well, he is pretty sexy, yummy.” Rene licked her lips seeing Jared scowl at her.
The door burst open and Tommy leaped into the room wearing a sailor outfit.
“Hello, dahhhhhlings. I went shopping with T.J. and am here to introduce the newest member to the firm.” Putting his hand on his hip, Tommy opened his eyes wide and glared at the two of them.
“Oh, my God, he’s walking.” Rene stood up smiling ear to ear like new mothers do and staring at their miracle baby.
In a matching sailor outfit to Tommy’s, the little boy waddled into the office.
“Awwww, he looks so cute. Thank you, Tommy.” Rene picked up the baby and leaned over, kissing Tommy on the cheek.
Jared grinned and rubbed his hand over the little boy’s head. He then kissed Rene on the neck and patted her on the ass.
“The Maples absolutely went nuts on the decorating job you did, Tommy.” Blowing on his fingers like a pro, Tommy replied, “Well, some people have it, some don’t. And I got it ALLLLLLLLLLL. Now come on, let’s go to lunch. My treat.”
“Okay, I have a few things to tidy up here. Give me ten minutes.” Rene gave T.J. a big hug and rubbed noses with him, bringing a smile to his tiny face. She set the baby back down and blew a few kisses his way.
He looked at Rene and Jared, then to Tommy.
“All right, but don’t dawdle. We’ll wait out here.” Tommy held the little boy’s tiny hand with his finger and slowly walked toward the door.
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“Wave ‘bye bye’ to Mommy and Daddy. Uncle Tommy is going to show you how to make quiche later tonight.”
Smiling, Rene watched as T.J. waved “bye bye” as they walked out the door.
The doors closed behind them and Rene sat back down to finish up.
“I think we have everything.” Rene pushed back from her desk and grabbed her sweater from the coat rack.
Jared looked over to Rene and sighed. “Okay, where did you find some more women willing to have sex with two million men, all day and night?”
“Oh, it was easy. I got some professionals. These girls had been working the streets of New York and wanted out of the hooking business. So with the money the queen was willing to pay to have surrogate babies, I got them to give a group rate. Hell, some of them stayed there. Not that I blame them. Ten thousand to one odds of men to women. There has to be one good one out of all the assholes.”
“Hmmm, I would like to see their résumés.” Jared winked at Rene.
“I bet you would.” Rene wrinkled her nose and pointed her finger at Jared.
“I did find one special girl to break in the Elders. The three-headed, freaky aliens.
Those fuckers are really demented. I thought those women that take double insertions had it tough. These guys have three penises, one for each brain, and fill all holes at once.” She shuddered, “Makes me queasy just thinking about it.”
“Well who gets the dubious honor of feeling like an overstuffed turkey?” Jared had a puzzled look on his face.
“I knew the perfect girl who would do anything to think she was moving up in the world. I used to work with her. The fucking, backstabbing bitch…her name is Kirsten.” 75
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Table of Contents
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Epilogue
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