‘…stay here with Private Haas, until the stirrup and the poker are mended, and then the two of you can come and fetch us from the Keshian.’
‘Sir.’ Silback drew himself up straight, his face utterly expressionless.
Kelly turned to Durine. ‘Ah. Captain Durine. Congratulations on your much-deserved brevet,’ he said.
Karris joined him in the nod. They were all chums now. ‘Yes, yes, yes, congratulations, indeed. Would you care to join us?’
Durine nodded, and the crowd of soldiers parted as the three of them made their way out into the cold.
‘Well,’ Kelly murmured to Karris, his genial smile frozen in place, ‘I think the point has been made, you treacherous son of an unknown father.’
Karris nodded and clapped a hand–just a bit too hard to be really friendly–upon Kelly’s shoulder. ‘I can only hope it has,’ he replied softly, ‘you catamite. Let’s put an end to this charade; I know you’re eager to drop your trousers and bend over for anybody who can put the word “lord” in front of his name.’ Still smiling, he clapped his other hand on Durine’s shoulder. ‘And what do you think, you oversized pile of shit in an undersized bag?’
Durine forced a smile to his own face. ‘I think the lesson has been taken, here and now,’ he said. ‘How long it will hold is another matter.’
Both captains nodded in unison, then Ben Kelly sighed. ‘We do what we can, eh?’ The three moved along the street, away from any soldiers who might hear. Kelly continued, ‘If his baron ends up as Earl, I’ll be finding another earldom to seek service in, or take up a freebooter’s life, anything rather than serving for one day under this bastard as Swordmaster–’
‘The feeling is mutual,’ Karris said. ‘And not just because of the way that the left flank of the line collapsed in the Battle of the Forest because you insisted on keeping your company in reserve.’ The tone was still even, but there was more than a little heat buried beneath it. ‘But for now, orders are orders, and we’ve too many men with as much cause to hate each other, so we will do the best we can to keep things quiet. Even if it means turning my back on this Kelly in the tavern, knowing that he’d spit in my beer.’
Kelly nodded. ‘Only if I didn’t have time to unbutton my trousers,’ he said with a humourless smile. He preceded the other two up the snow-packed steps to the front door of the tavern, not quite banging his head on the sign that displayed a cartoon of a Keshian dangling from a gallows.
‘After you, my dear Captain Karris.’
‘No, after you, my friend, Captain Kelly.’
Durine just walked through the door and let the two of them work out which would follow.
Here and now, things were holding together, and they probably would at least long enough for the captains to share a mug of ale and have their smithing done, and while some of the soldiers would perhaps find it even stranger than he did as to how a fireplace poker had found itself suddenly bent almost double, or a brass stirrup had been broken during a time when its owner wasn’t going anywhere near a horse, he could at least hope that, for now, they would take the point of this little charade, and model their own behaviour on that of their captains.
Beyond that?
Durine shook his head. The captains couldn’t be everywhere at once, even if all of the rest had got the point, just as these two had.
Just a matter of time, was his guess.
EIGHT
Confrontation
The tavern smelled bad.
Exactly how, Pirojil couldn’t quite say. Certainly it didn’t smell bad in any objective sense; quite the contrary: the scent of the lamb leg simultaneously being unfrozen and cooked on the spit in the hearth filled the tavern with an absolutely mouth-watering, savoury aroma. It got better every time the thick-set woman tending it turned the spit, and then immediately splashed the upper surface of the meat with a couple of spoonfuls of the garlic-laden wine-and-spices mix from the wooden bowl on the stool beside her.
Despite her nervous glances over her shoulder towards the clumps of soldiers, it seemed peaceful enough, though, if you just looked at it. But it smelled wrong.
The group of Morray soldiers gathered around three tables at one end of the Broken Tooth pointedly ignored the Verheyens at the other end, without even a muttered comment or glare at how their positions put the Verheyens nearer the warmth of the hearth.
Half a dozen of the mercenaries had also taken their orders to ‘go down into the city proper’ as meaning ‘go down to the nearest tavern and eat and drink’, and both the puffy-faced Milo and the mad dwarf Mackin had been at it for a couple of hours, judging from the pile of gnawed chicken bones on the table in front of them, and the way that Mackin’s eyes seemed to have trouble focusing.
Pirojil picked an empty table in the strikingly unoccupied centre of the room. When Milo gave him a quick nod of greeting, Pirojil beckoned him and Mackin to join him. The unlikely pair rose and staggered over, Mackin splashing more ale on the floor than probably remained in the huge earthenware mug that he clutched in his thick-knuckled fist.
‘Greetings, Pirojil,’ Milo said. ‘Joining with the common ruck for a quick beer?’
‘Yeah.’ Mackin laughed and more collapsed into the stool than sat down on it. ‘Didn’t think we’d be seeing much of the three of you, now that you’ve got yourselves such cushy billets.’ His improbably large mouth twisted into a leer. ‘You seem to be spending as much time with that Lady Mondegreen as with the Baron, eh?’
Well, that wasn’t true, and why that should matter to Mackin was something that Pirojil didn’t want to know any more about than he had to, although Mackin’s frequent patronage of the human whores upstairs was a matter of some ugly barracks humour among the other mercenaries–as long as the dwarf wasn’t present. Most of the time, you could rely on a mercenary not to get involved in a fight when there wasn’t any pay in it, but there were always exceptions, and Mackin very definitely was one: he was known to take more than a little umbrage when his unusual preferences were made a matter of jest. He was probably the only dwarf between Dorgin and Stone Mountain who preferred serving as a mercenary to living with his own kind, and he was probably the only dwarf on the entire world of Midkemia who thought human women were attractive to look at, let alone bed. Then again, Pirojil considered, they didn’t call him ‘Mad’ Mackin out of whim.
‘I’ve spent a little time around her, yes, although that’s just been a matter of orders and duty.’
‘She is easy on the eye, though.’
Pirojil shrugged, though for a brief instant he tried to imagine what it must be like to be Mackin. For an even briefer instant he tried to imagine himself with a dwarf female, then, when his stomach began to get queasy, pushed aside the thought. Like most men, he preferred to bed with his own species. He was beginning to wonder if he had cursed himself with an image he might never lose, when the tavernkeeper poked his bald head out of the back room. Pirojil caught his eye and signalled for beer, wondering idly whether it was going to be the horrid local brew or the much better dwarven ale.
Mackin said, ‘Your new duties must be keeping you busy. Haven’t seen much of you since the brevet.’
‘I’ve been busy, and that’s a fact,’ he said.
He thought about it for a moment, and decided not to go into detail that was none of their business, and would sound like bragging, anyway, despite the fact that his one wish, right now, was that the snow outside would melt and that the three of them could just ride out of this city.
‘It seems quiet here,’ he said.
Milo smiled over his beer. ‘Too quiet.’ He jerked his chin towards the stairway to the cribs upstairs. ‘I don’t hear any squeaking floorboards and haven’t seen much of anybody going upstairs to blow off some steam. They all just keep drinking,’ he said, leaning forward and lowering his voice, ‘and I’m not too drunk to notice that a couple of the Verheyen men keep looking toward the door.’
‘Like they’re expecting somebody, maybe?’ ad
ded the dwarf.
That possibility hadn’t occurred to Pirojil, and it should have. The fact that he wasn’t used to this sort of thing was only an explanation, not an excuse, and Steven Argent was the sort much more interested in results than either explanations or excuses. Pirojil raised an eyebrow at the dwarf.
‘Yeah.’ Mackin grinned, revealing a missing tooth. ‘You’re right!’
Pirojil was glad the dwarf understood the significance of the raised eyebrow, so now maybe he’d explain it to Pirojil. There were times when Mackin assumed scratching your backside was a signal or a sneeze was a message, just as there were times he’d start up a conversation with empty air.
The dwarf nodded as he said, ‘They’re probably waiting for enough others to arrive so that they can settle some business with a nice little advantage–say two-to-one, or three-to-one.’ He drained his mug and pounded it on the table, shouting for more. With evil glee he whispered, ‘It should be a good show.’ Then he lost his smile and indicated some other mercenaries at the far end of the room. ‘At least, it should be a good show from that table over there where Filt and them others are, near enough the back door to get out if things get too interesting, rather than right here, in the middle, where we’re likely to get trampled underfoot.’
Milo nodded agreement. ‘Best to be ready to find a table to crawl under.’
Pirojil would agree with that under normal circumstances, but as he was now an officer of the Earl’s court, the circumstances were anything but normal. He had to figure out how to keep this brawl from erupting. The best thing to do was to get one or the other side to leave, to find some other place to drink. There were at least nine taverns in lowertown, after all…
Pirojil’s head was beginning to ache. This business of having to think about more than himself and his two companions was turning into a brain-twisting business. Yes, there were nine other taverns, and every one of them was almost certainly filled to the rafters with equally twitchy soldiers from all the different baronies. Pirojil wasn’t idiot enough to think that the Verheyen-Morray feud was the only one around. Although he didn’t have the details on what the issues were between Folson and Benteen, or Morray and Mondegreen or any of the other pairs of baronies you could name might be about. Issues were issues, and rivalries were about whatever you decided they were about when you decided to pull a blade and cut someone up, and the only thing Pirojil knew was he could do nothing about the issues, but he was supposed to try to keep people from cutting up one another.
Until things had quietened down, the urgency of all those rivalries had been suppressed by the immediate matter of fighting the Tsurani and the Bug; besides, most of the troops spent most of their time in the field, with ample space between them, not crammed together into the same city, let alone the same barracks buildings.
Finding some sort of overall solution was the responsibility of the officers, and if the officers had any better idea to ease tensions than sending off-duty troops out into the city, they surely would have done that, rather than–
Oh. He was an officer now, at least in theory, although his cloak concealed his new rank tabs at the moment.
Bloody hell.
He thought about it for a moment. ‘Stay here.’
‘You giving orders now?’ asked Milo.
‘Just do it, Milo; we’ll argue about it later.’
The balding, watery-eyed man blinked several times, then nodded as he reached for his mug. ‘That we surely will, Pirojil. That we surely will.’
Pirojil rose and walked over to the table of Morray men. Two of them nodded, and one of them frowned.
‘Aren’t you one of those freebooter privates who are supposed to be watching the Baron, so that that asshole Verheyen doesn’t have him killed?’ the man asked. He was a barrel-chested man, with little hair on his head besides his thick black beard, although his neck and forearms were covered with a thick mat of the stuff. The sergeant’s stripes on his tabard were weathered and faded.
‘I’m one of the mercenaries, yes,’ Pirojil said, gesturing toward a chair in an unvoiced question, and seating himself at the sergeant’s nod. ‘My name is Pirojil.’
‘Gardell,’ the sergeant said, introducing himself. ‘Glennen, Darnell, Roland, Garden, and Spotteswold,’ he said, pointing to each man as he named them in turn. ‘But you didn’t quite answer my question, Pirojil–shouldn’t you be watching our lord’s back?’
Pirojil spread his hands on the table in front of him. ‘I don’t know what you’ve heard, but if there’s any reason why Baron Verheyen should try to have your baron killed, it hasn’t reached me.’
Gardell snorted at that. ‘Then you haven’t been listening much, have you?’
There was only so much you could do to try to persuade men who wouldn’t be persuaded, and Pirojil was tempted to let it all go. However…
‘I was just at the Baronial Council this morning, and both barons–and all the rest–made it clear that they think that there are other, more pressing, issues right now than whatever disagreements–’
‘Disagreements, bollocks.’ Roland spat on the floor beside him.
He was a big man, perhaps a finger’s-width taller and broader even than Durine, but his voice was surprisingly high-pitched–enough so that Pirojil wondered if some battle wound hadn’t gelded him, not that there was an easy way to ask such a question.
‘Yes, disagreements.’ Pirojil raised a finger. ‘Disagreements that won’t be improved any if, say, a bunch of you go at it with the bunch of Verheyens over there. And never mind for the moment that I think they’re waiting for more of their own people to arrive.’
Gardell nodded slightly, and seemed to relax in his chair. ‘Well, then,’ he said, ‘maybe we ought to go over and…discuss things with them while it’s just six-on-five, eh?’ He started to push back from his chair, and didn’t even pause when Pirojil raised his hand.
Then the others started getting out of their chairs, which didn’t go unnoticed by the Verheyens across the room, judging from the sound of scraping chairs behind him.
‘Sit,’ Pirojil said, throwing back his cloak to expose the captain’s tabs on his right shoulder. ‘Now.’
Gardell thought about it for a long moment–too long a moment–then sat down suddenly, visibly wincing at the laughter that erupted from the other side of the room when he did. ‘Captain, eh? Those wouldn’t be counterfeit rank tabs, by any chance?’
Pirojil allowed himself a smile. ‘You can ask the Swordmaster himself about that, if you’d like,’ he said.
Gardell grunted. ‘Remind me never to play pa-kir with you…Captain. I can’t tell if you’re bluffing or not.’ He thought about it a moment, the added, ‘As I’m sure you do know, here in the Kingdom they hang men for impersonating officers, so putting that into the centre of the table against my getting a tongue-lashing from the Swordmaster seems to be overbetting the pot. I’ll take your word for it. Captain.’
Pirojil said, ‘I have a suggestion: when you get back to the castle, you might also want to ask your own captain what he thinks about you fighting with Verheyen men–’
‘I can swear that Captain Martin has as little love for Verheyen and his gang as any of the rest of us do,’ Gardell said. ‘Only reason he broke up the fight in Barracks Three last night is because he wanted us to save it all for another time–like now.’
Gardell’s words sounded sincere, and Pirojil was torn between wondering if this Captain Martin was an utter idiot for not having just stamped on the idea of internecine fighting, or whether he was a real genius for having found a formula that had quickly ended a fight, at least for the night, no matter what it threatened for the all-too-near future.
Pirojil turned back to Roland.
‘Very well, then, I’ll make that suggestion an order: ask him about brawling in the city. And tell this Captain Martin of yours that the Swordmaster might be asking him, later this afternoon, about whether or not he understands that there’s to be no fighting at all, an
d what the responsibilities are for captains loyal to the Earl of LaMut in enforcing his commands.’
None of the others said anything in response to that. Which he couldn’t let stand.
Pirojil wasn’t much used to giving orders–whether they were liked or not–but he had taken more orders that he hadn’t liked than he cared to try to estimate, much less count, and he remembered how Baron Morray had phrased it, just the other day.
‘I’m not much used to giving an order twice, Private Roland,’ he said, ‘and I wouldn’t like to have to do so a third time.’
He eyed Roland levelly, unblinkingly, until the big man nodded and Pirojil carefully avoiding taking notice that Roland’s nod was itself preceded by a quick nod from Gardell–there was no point in being a stickler for detail–and rose, gathering his cloak about him.
‘Yes, sir,’ Roland said, drawing himself stiffly to attention, though not removing the sneer from his face. Then he walked towards the front of the tavern.
As he did, three of the Verheyens pushed their chairs back from the table.
‘Hey, why the rush?’ one said.
‘Kind of cold out,’ added another.
‘You sure you don’t want to hang around and play for a while?’ a third asked, as two of his colleagues moved to block the doorway.
‘Don’t move a muscle–that’s another order,’ Pirojil said quietly to the Morrays.
Pirojil was already on his feet. He shrugged out of his cloak and dropped it to the floor, revealing his new rank tabs, then strode over towards the Verheyens, more hoping than believing that Gardell would keep his men in place.
‘Is there some problem here?’ he asked as loudly as he could without, he hoped, seeming to shout.
The Verheyens had been ignoring him, but their eyes widened when they saw the rank tabs.
‘Sir,’ one of them said, and was followed by the others.
Grudgingly, the six Verheyen men drew themselves up to attention, and Pirojil gave them a long stare, as did a pair of men who had been blocking Roland’s way, ignoring the manner in which he ungently elbowed his way between them.
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