Fairy Metal Thunder (Songs of Magic, Book 1)

by JL Bryan

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  A security guard stopped them at the parking area near the Sculpture Garden. The area was packed with vendor booths selling food and drinks, plus a row of Port-A-Poopers. People were everywhere, most of them Jason's age or slightly older.

  “This lot's closed,” the security guard told them, leaning in at Mitch's window.

  “We're supposed to play tonight. We're the Assorted Zebras,” Mitch said, pointing toward the stage that had been built for the event. Another band was playing there now, a dozen people using a wide assortment of bells and whistles. According to the banner hanging behind them, that was the band’s name, Bells and Whistles.

  The security guard stepped away and spoke quietly into his walkie-talkie. After a minute, a second man arrived. He had long black hair and a turtleneck shirt, headphones with a big antenna and a built-in microphone, plus a clipboard thick with papers.

  “Yes, I am Franco,” he said, in some kind of European accent that wasn't quite French and wasn't quite Spanish. “I am ze stage manageur. You are ze Angry Zebras, yes?”

  “The Assorted Zebras,” Mitch corrected.

  “Ah...you should be ze Angry Zebras. More passion! More fire!” Franco made a fist.

  “We'll think about it,” Dred said. “Can you tell me where to park?”

  “I zaw your videos, no?” Franco said. “The music was, how do you say, muy fantastique.” Franco kissed his fingertips at Mitch. “Ze use of cinéma vérité technique, ze destruction of suburbia...it was quite ze statement.”

  “I'll tell Tadd you said that,” Mitch said. “Parking?”

  “Zis parking area is all full,” Franco said. “You are very late. You must park in ze alley across ze street. I will send ze stagehands to help with your gear.”

  “That won't be necessary.” Grizlemor hopped up onto the middle console. He had changed his appearance a little, making his skin less green and more of a pinkish human color, and his pointy ears had shrunk, their tips tucked under his cap. “Whatever these guys can't carry, I can.”

  “Your friend,” Franco said. “He is a dwarf, no?”

  “A dwarf!” Grizlemor shouted. “I hate dwarves! I sneak up behind them and pull their pants down at public events! Dwarf, indeed. I'll make you a dwarf!”

  “He prefers the word, um, 'midget,'” Erin said.

  “Midget? Is midget not ze more offensive term?”

  “He's a little odd,” Jason said. “We'll be right back.”

  Dred drove across the street and parked in the alley. The four band members took everything they could carry, Erin and Jason helping with the keyboards and drums. Grizlemor stacked the remaining black instrument cases into a wobbly tower on top of himself, so that only his dirty leather shoes could be seen under them.

  They walked across to the park, where Franco was waiting with his arms crossed, tapping his feet, checking his watch, doing everything he could to let them know they were taking too long.

  “Right zis way,” Franco said when they caught up with him. He showed them where to leave their instruments near the stage. People were everywhere—stagehands, security, musicians, electricians. A huge stage had been built overlooking the lawn around the Spoonbridge and Cherry sculpture, which was a giant spoon holding a giant cherry in the middle of a pond. The Garden was full of giant sculptures, but that one was the most famous.

  “Ze hospitality tent is down here.” Franco led them to a huge shaded tent with mesh walls, nodded at the security guard as they entered. Inside, the large tent had clusters of folding chairs where the bands were all lounging, cooled by electric fans. Franco led them to an unoccupied cluster of chairs near the back.

  “Help yourselves to ze craft service table,” Franco said. He indicated a picnic table piled high with Doritos, Snickers, boxes of Reese's Pieces, and rolled-up sandwiches cut into circles. A plastic tub of ice was filled with Red Bulls, Cokes and Yoo-hoos.

  “Wow!” Mitch said, grabbing Doritos and Reese's Pieces on the way to a chair.

  “I trust zis is to your liking?” Franco asked.

  “It's awesome!” Mitch leaned back in his chair, while Dred swiped a bag of ranch Doritos from him and tore it open.

  “Let us know if you need anything,” Franco said as he walked away. “I will alert when it is time for your set-up.”

  “Thanks!” Jason said.

  “How's everybody doing?” Mitch asked, in the general direction of the nearest band. They ignored him, though, and kept talking among themselves.

  “This is so exciting!” Erin said. She flung her arms around Jason's waist, and Jason hugged her close. He couldn't help his feelings for her, even if they weren't exactly welcome. She hugged Mitch and Dred, too.

  Soon, Erin's friends Parker and Kennedy arrived, chatting happily, and bustled Erin to a chair away from the group. They pulled up their own chairs and opened bags of cosmetics they'd brought with them.

  “How do you want your eyes?” Kennedy asked.

  “All I can think is, put some color all around them, like an old glam-rock thing,” Erin said, grinning. “Just the eyes, though. I don't want my whole face looking like that.”

  “You'll need tons of glitter,” Parker said, setting out tubes of it on the counter.

  “Hey, Dred, want your make-up done?” Erin asked.

  “Yeah, we have everything here!” Kennedy waved at the bags.

  “Nope,” Dred said. She tied on a kerchief printed with cartoony pink skulls. She wasn't wearing any makeup. Her baggy t-shirt, shorts and sandals were a contrast to Erin's thrift-store dress with its faded psychedelic floral print.

  “It'll look great, I promise!” Parker said.

  “Nah, I don't want it sweating all over me,” Dred said, leaning back and propping her feet on another chair. “Nobody looks at the drummer, anyway. Erin's our front man.”

  “Where's Zach?” Kennedy asked.

  “Is he here yet?” Parker asked.

  Jason sank to a chair facing Mitch and Dred. He wasn't going to get in another word with Erin, with her friends hovering around her.

  “He can't make it,” Erin said. “He's starring in a commercial in Chicago. Uncle Otto's Authentic German Pizza.”

  “That's so hot,” Parker said.

  “Awww!” Kennedy squealed. “I bet he'll be sad he missed all this!”

  Jason tried not to listen.

  “Are you ready for this, Jason?” Mitch asked.

  “Doesn't really matter, does it?” Jason said. “The instruments will take care of everything.”

  “Mitch and I were talking about the set list,” Dred said. “We think it would be good to begin and end with cover songs, just to be safe.”

  “Safe?” Jason asked.

  “People like songs they already know,” Mitch said. “We'll do a couple of those songs we used to goof around with.”

  “Those don't always turn out well,” Jason said.

  “The instruments will know what to do,” Mitch told him. “They're smart like that.”

  “That's why the dullahan is so eager to find them,” Grizlemor said. He was sitting on the grassy ground, stuffing Cheeze-Its into a rolled turkey sandwich. He took a big, crunchy bite and talked with his mouth full, spraying bits of sandwich and crackers. “The fairies invest a lot of magic into their music.”

  “The dullahan is after our instruments?” Mitch asked.

  “Oh, of course,” Grizlemor said as he chewed. “Even if she doesn't return them to the Queen, she'll want them for her own nefarious purposes.”

  “What Queen?” Dred asked.

  “The fairy queen,” Jason said. “Let's not worry about it right now. I like the idea of doing the cover songs, that'll juice up the crowd. Let's do that.”

  “Good, we agree. Go tell Erin.” Mitch opened a Yoo-Hoo and picked up a Snickers.

  “If the chatterbrains will shut up for a second,” Dred whispered.

  Jason looked across the
room at Erin. After a minute, Kennedy and Parker left for the bathroom, giggling and chatting with each other nonstop. Jason didn't know how they could hear each other, when neither of them ever stopped talking.

  He approached Erin, who was checking her dark red lips in a cosmetic mirror. With all the glittering make-up, she looked almost like a different person, some model from a magazine.

  “Erin?” he said. She smiled brightly at him in the mirror.

  “Hi, Jason. Want to sit down?”

  He took the chair beside her and told her Mitch and Dred's ideas about their set list.

  “Sounds good to me,” Erin said. She turned and looked him in the eyes. “Is there something else?”

  “Yeah.” Jason fidgeted in his chair while he reached into his jeans pocket. He took out a square of folded notebook paper. “You know I don't really write songs, right?”

  “Right...”

  “But this one I've kind of been working on. I thought you might like it, or you might take a look at it, or something. It's called 'Angel Sky.'”

  “You wrote a song? That's really cool.” She smiled at him, holding his eyes with hers, while her hands unfolded the page.

  “You don't have to read it now or anything,” Jason said.

  “I want to.” Erin looked at the page. As she read, her smile faded, and a serious look came over her face. She looked up at him. “Jason, is this—”

  “There's our girl!” Kennedy said as she and Parker returned. They took up posts on either side of Erin, as if to block Jason from getting too close to her. Their endless conversation took over, and soon Jason moved back to join the rest of the band.

  “Grizlemor was saying maybe we should go easy with the instruments, if we don't want to wreck any more buildings,” Jason said.

  The goblin, who hadn't stopped stuffing his face, gave a thumbs-up.

  “We want to blow this crowd away, though,” Mitch said.

  “We don't have to try so hard,” Jason said. “Just play kind of lightly. Let the magic do its thing.”

  “Sounds good to me,” Dred said. “I don't want to make any more earthquakes, with all these people around. And I'd really hate to be the person who broke the Spoonbridge and Cherry.”

  They heard the sound of instruments tuning on the stage, and then a huge crowd screaming.

  “Who's the next act?” Jason asked.

  “Programmed Chaos,” Mitch said. “Some local band.”

  “They're great,” Dred told him. “Their songs are like social and political criticism with an ironic pop overlay.”

  Jason shrugged. “Okay. Sounds good.”

  Eventually, Programmed Chaos began to play their first song, “The White House is Their House,” which had gotten some attention from college radio stations across the Midwest, as well as NPR.

  “Oh, Programmed Chaos!” Erin said, jumping up from her chair. Her friends followed her toward the stage.

  “Their singer is so cute!” Kennedy said.

  “He really is,” Erin agreed. Then she stopped at the door. “Are you coming, Jason?”

  “Me?”

  “Yeah, let's go watch,” Dred said as she stood up.

  Jason caught up with Erin, while Dred and Mitch followed. The six of them left the room, leaving Grizlemor alone to wolf his way across the refreshment table. Mitch tried again to wave to the other bands, but nobody would look at them. Jason wondered if they resented how the coordinator had kicked out another band to make room for the Zebras, who hadn't even auditioned.

  They stood to one side of the stage, watching the band. Erin and her two friends danced along with the music.

  Jason looked out at the quiet, bored-looking audience of thousands, most of them teenagers. The show had sold out and the park was packed, but nobody seemed to be getting into the music.

  Programmed Chaos, which consisted of three college-aged guys, finished their first song. They received sparse applause and scattered boos.

  “Rough crowd,” Mitch said.

  The band went into their second song, and the whole crowd starting booing halfway through. By the third song, the crowd started chanting “Ze-bras! Ze-bras!” and stomping their feet.

  “Oh no,” Erin whispered. “I feel bad for them.”

  “I feel bad for us,” Dred said. “We have to play for this audience, too.”

  The band hurried through another song while the crowd drowned out their music, chanting for the Assorted Zebras. The crowd pelted the band with lemonade cups, soft pretzels, and shoes.

  “That's it!” the lead singer shouted into the microphone. “You want us gone, we're gone.”

  The crowd applauded and whistled.

  Programmed Chaos hurriedly broke down their gear with the help of stagehands, then stalked off the stage, glaring at the Zebras.

  “Stupid kids just want to hear you,” the lead singer sneered at Erin.

  “Yeah, way to ruin the gig for the rest of us. Thanks a lot,” the band's DJ said. The three of them carried their equipment towards their small bus, and the lead singer went inside and slammed the door.

  “Zis is an emergency!” Franco said, running up to them. “You must play now!”

  “That crowd's going to eat us alive,” Erin said.

  “Ze show must go on!” Franco said.

  “Great,” Mitch said, shaking his head.

  All the overhead stage lights went out. In the dimmed footlights, a couple of stagehands helped them set up. Grizlemor quietly appeared and disappeared when the stagehands weren't looking, helping to bring out the pieces of the drum kits and the keyboard arrangement.

  The crowd kept chanting “Ze-bras! Ze-bras!”

  Jason looked out over the huge crowd, stunned by the sight of so many people eager to hear them play. Right now, he was a shadowy outline against the city lights of Minneapolis glittering behind the stage. In a few minutes, the big spotlights would come on, and he'd be looking at a sea of faces. And they'd all be looking back at him.

  “What do you think?” Erin whispered beside him, looking over his shoulder.

  “We'll just do our best,” Jason said. “They'll like it or hate it.”

  “I am totally scared right now,” she whispered. Jason took her hand, and she squeezed her fingers around his for a minute. Her cheek was next to his. She was close enough to kiss, but Jason resisted the temptation.

  Erin stepped back and blew a few notes on her harmonica. A slight breeze crossed the stage.

  Finally, Mitch and Dred announced they were ready. The band did a quick sound check, and as usual, the instruments were perfectly in tune with each other.

  “We are ready to play, yes?” Franco asked. He touched a button on his headset. “Ladies and gentlemen...you have been chanting for zem all day...ze Assorted Zebras!”

  Franco dashed out of sight as the lights came up. Ten thousand audience members screamed and cheered. The wave of sound was so loud it seemed to push Jason backwards. He was overwhelmed by all the faces—but then the spotlight flicked on, and he couldn't see them anymore.

  “Hello, Minneapolis!” Erin said into the mike, and she grinned from ear to ear when the crowd renewed its cheering.

  Dred, Mitch and Jason started playing. Jason's guitar sounded electric now, as if it already knew what he was about to play.

  Erin gazed out at the lights and the wild crowd. Then she sang the first verse of “I Love Rock and Roll” by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.

  The crowd erupted again, howling and clapping. Jason felt the guitar growing warm in his hands. The strings drew his fingers toward them like iron to a magnet. He barely had to concentrate. It was almost as if he were just an audience member, listening to the music as it happened.

  Jason glanced around at Mitch and Dred. Both of them wore huge smiles, entranced by the music.

  When they reached the end of the song, they stopped playing their instruments, but Erin spontaneously decided to sing the chorus one
more time, a capella. It was just Erin's voice over the amplifiers, plus thousands of delirious audience members singing the words along with her.

  When she finished, the crowd howled and cheered and stomped. She looked at Jason, and they shared glowing smiles.

  From there, they played “Cinderella Night,” since that was the first song that made them popular. Then they continued through all of Erin's songs. Jason could feel the audience turning somber, then sad, then cheerful, then ecstatic, reacting deeply to the music. His guitar grew hotter and hotter in his hands, and he found himself drifting towards the cool, damp air pouring out from Mitch's keyboards.

  The audience grew crazier and more excited with every song. When they hit the end of Erin's list, she started a new song, apparently improvising the lyrics. Jason had never heard it before, but his guitar seemed to know just how to play it. It was a light, cheesy, nonsense song that didn't sound like anything Erin would write:

  Everybody wave your hands!

  Everybody shake your pants!

  Everybody do it, do it, do it,

  Everybody do the sugar dance!

  The sugar dance! Yeah, yeah...

  The sugar dance! Yeah, yeah...

  The entire crowd danced together, suddenly synchronized as if they'd all practiced the dance together before coming to the show. It reminded Jason of that bizarre moment in any musical when suddenly everybody broke into song and choreographed dancing. He'd sometimes wondered what that would be like in real life, if you could just be at school or work and everybody stopped what they were doing to sing and dance together.

  When she finished, the crowd roared so loud Jason thought he could feel the stage rumble beneath his feet. It was exhilarating. It was frightening.

  The band members looked at each other, confused. Mitch covered his microphone with his hand.

  “What the heck was that?” Mitch asked.

  “I don't know,” Erin said. “It just came to me.”

  “Can we just do the last song and get out of here?” Dred asked. “That crowd is freaking me out. Nobody should like us this much.”

  “Yeah, let's hit the finale and go,” Mitch said.

  Mitch played a synthesized sitar on his keyboard. Dred and Jason joined in, and then Erin sang the opening words for “Paint It Black,” another song they'd toyed around with in Mitch's garage, though they'd never really played it very well. Jason thought it sounded amazing with a female vocalist, though, especially if that vocalist happened to be Erin.

  For the first time, they played the song in perfect sync with each other, without a misstep. They reached the instrumental part, where Erin hummed instead of singing. Jason usually bungled this, but tonight it flowed like water, his fingers knowing exactly where to touch the strings.

  Then the guitar seemed to take over, running away with him. Jason couldn't stop playing, and the sound grew faster and louder and more complex all at once. The other instruments gradually faded and stopped as the band left him to his runaway guitar solo.

  The air around him thrummed with power, as if all the energy put out by the crowd was flowing right to him. The guitar was searing hot in his hands now, and the strings burned his fingertips, but he couldn't stop playing. He wondered if this was how Dred felt just before the earthquake. He was afraid it might be.

  The air shimmered and rippled like heat waves from the hood of a car. He was dripping with sweat, all of his clothes soaked, his socks squishing inside his shoes. And still his guitar grew hotter.

  The heat waves thickened into a scorching bubble that surrounded him, distorting the whole world. Sweat poured into his eyes and the salt stung, but all he could do was close his eyes and keep playing.

  Then, after what felt like years, he reached the end of his solo. His hands dropped away from the guitar, and he stumbled backwards, on the verge of a heat stroke.

  He watched the thick bubble of rippling heat float up and away from the stage, out over the crowd. It was as tall as Jason himself.

  The crowd was watching, too.

  Jason stared, unable to look away, horrified that something terrible was about to happen.

  When it floated above the center of the crowd, the huge heat bubble ignited, lighting up the entire audience like a blinding solar flare. Plumes of fire arced out in every direction. The flames billowed down toward the crowd—all of whom stood and watched, their mouths gaping open. Fire was about to rain down on everyone, and nobody was getting out of the way.

  Jason wanted to grab the microphone, warn everybody of the danger, tell them to run, but he couldn't move. He felt like he was in a dream, one of the ones where a monster was chasing you, but your feet wouldn't budge.

  Then the flames turned to a cloud of red smoke.

  After a moment, the entire audience exploded in cheers, applause, stomping, screaming and howling. They surged toward the band, reaching out their arms. Jason and Erin, near the front of the stage, stumbled back from the roaring outburst. Erin stumbled and caught his arm, and he somehow kept her from falling. He wasn't sure how he hadn't fallen over himself.

  “Is that it?” Erin whispered.

  “I think we're done,” Jason said.

  Erin let go of his arm and walked back to the microphone.

  “Thank you, Minneapolis!” she shouted, and the crowded roared back at her. “Good night!”

  The four of them got offstage as fast as they could. In Jason's case, this meant a slow stagger, and he was the last one to escape into the wings.

  He immediately peeled off his black t-shirt and tried to mop up his face with it, but the shirt itself was dripping sweat. A stagehand gave him a Spoon and Cherry Festival t-shirt, and Jason wiped what felt like a gallon of sweat from his hair, face, and neck.

  “Wow,” Erin was saying. “Wow.”

  “No kidding,” Mitch said.

  Dred was just shaking her head, a smile burned into her usually impassive face.

  The audience's howling and screeching gradually fell into a steady pattern, a single repeated word echoing again and again through the theater: “En-core! En-core! En-core!”

  “Oh, we can't,” Jason said. He was out of breath and close to collapsing.

  “Please, you must play one more,” Franco said, arriving to meet them. “The crowd, zey will tear ze entire place apart wizzout an encore! And for me. I want to hear encore, too.”

  “We don't have any more songs,” Dred said. “Unless Erin wants to make something up again.”

  “We could do another cover,” Mitch suggested.

  “Wait,” Erin said. “We do have one more song.” She gave Jason a sly smile. “Will you get the lyrics from the tent for me?”

  “Oh, no, wait,” Jason said. “We haven't practiced that one at all. I don't even know if it's ready. Or if it's any good.”

  “It's good,” Erin said. “I like it.”

  “Really?” Jason blushed. “I kind of did work out something on the guitar for it...”

  “Fine, you guys lead, I'll follow, whatever,” Mitch said. “Let's just give this crowd something before they riot.”

  “Let's go,” Dred said, jogging up the steps to the darkened stage. She looked eager to play more.

  When they were on the stage, Erin took his hand.

  “I want you close when I sing this,” Erin whispered. “You'll do some of the vocals.”

  “I'm not any good at singing,” he said.

  “Maybe that's what you thought before,” she said. The spotlights lit up again so the big crowd could see them, and the Sculpture Garden filled with cheers and screams. “But look. You're a rock star now.”

  Jason looked out at the mass of ecstatic people, and he couldn't help smiling.

  “Do you guys want a little more?” Erin asked into the microphone. They roared back their assent. “How about a new song nobody's ever heard?” They cheered again. “This one is called 'Angel Sky.' It was written by our guitarist, Jason Becker.”
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  Erin took Jason's hand and raised it high, and the crowd went wild.

  “Hey, let's hear it for our drummer, Dred Zweig, too!” Erin said, and Dred tapped out a quick rhythm, to more applause. “And the guy who put this band together, our keyboardist, Mitch Schneidowski!”

  “Mick,” Mitch said into his mic, but his voice was drowned under the tidal wave of screams and cheers. He looked out on the crowd, blushed crimson, and then waved. “Forget it.”

  “Jason, get us going,” Erin said.

  Jason started to play the guitar part he'd practiced for her song. It came out smoothly on the fairy guitar, not hesitant or choppy at all. He repeated the opening a few times, letting Erin and the others hear it and get used to it.

  Instead of singing, Erin spoke into the microphone again.

  “You know how the sky looks when a storm is over?” she asked. “Those golden beams of light ripping up the dark clouds? My grandmother told me that was the angels coming back to chase away the darkness. She called it an angel sky.” She turned from the audience to look at Jason, but she kept her mouth by the microphone. “I told Jason about it before rehearsal one day, when a storm had just ended. I showed it to him. I guess he was listening.”

  Jason gave her a smile.

  He played the opening again, and Erin sang:

  After the storm,

  You bring the light

  I saw the angel sky

  In your green eyes...

  Jason's guitar knew just how to play the song. This time, the guitar wasn't overpowering him—he was putting himself into the instrument.

  The rest of the band joined in softly. Jason sang the chorus parts along with her.

  By the end of the song, half the audience was in tears, and half of them were kissing each other.

  “Thank you, Minneapolis,” Erin whispered again into the mic. She was crying, too. “Good-bye.”

  They left the stage to softer, gentler applause.