Brain considered this question. Brain said, I am Jerry Markham. But is it true that no brain can think of nothing? Is it possible that “Sleep” is the condition that obtains when the body stops conveying reliable information to the brain, and then says to Hell with Everything and decides to stop thinking?
The Brain called Jerry Markham did not stop thinking. It lost its time sense, but not completely. A period of time passed, a whirlwind of thoughts and dreamlike actions went on, and then calmness came for a while.
Dreams? Now ponder the big question. Does the brain dream the dream as a sensory experience—or is a dream no more than a sequence of assorted memories? Would a dying brain expire in pleasure during a pleasant dream—or is the enjoyment of a pleasant dream only available to the after-awakened brain?
What is Man but his Memories?
* * * *
In one very odd manner, the brain of Jerry Markham retained its intellectual orientation, and realized that its physical orientation was uncontrollable and undetectable and therefore of no importance. Like the lighthouse keeper who could not sleep when the diaphone did not wrneeee-hrnawwww for five seconds of each and every minute, Jerry Markham’s brain was filled with a mild concern about the total lack of unimportant but habitual data. There was no speckle of light to classify and ignore, no susurrus of air molecules raining against the eardrum. Blankness replaced the smell and taste and their absence was as disturbing as a pungence or a poison. And, of course, one should feel something if it is no more than the tonus of muscle against the mobile bones.
Communication is the prime drive of life. Cut off from external communication entirely, section A, bay 6, tier 9, row 13 hollered over to box Q, line 23, aisle F and wanted to know what was going on. The gang on the upper deck hailed the boiler room, and the crew in the bleacher seats reported that the folks in charge of C.I.C.—Communication Information Center—were sitting on their hands because they didn’t have anything to do. One collection of bored brain cells stirred. They hadn’t been called upon since Jerry Markham sang “Adeste Fidelis” in memorized Latin some fifteen years earlier and so they started the claque. Like an auditorium full of people impatient because the curtain had not gone up on time, bedlam broke loose.
Bedlam is subject to the laws of periodicity, stochastic analysis, and with some rather brilliant manipulation it can be reduced to a Fourier Series. Fourier says that Maxwell is right and goes on to define exactly when, in a series of combined periodicities of apparently random motion, all the little particles will be moving in the same direction. Stochastic analysis says that if the letter “U” follows the letter “Q” in most cases, words beginning with “Q” will have “U” for a second letter.
Jerry Markham began to think. Isolated and alone, prisoner in the cell of bone, with absolutely nothing to distract him, the Brain by common consent pounded a gavel, held a conference, appointed a chairman and settled down to do the one job that the Brain was assembled to do. In unison, ten to the sixteenth storage cells turned butter side up at the single wave of a mental flag.
He thought of his father and his mother; of his Sally. He thought of his commanding officer and of the fellows he liked and disliked. The primitive urge to communicate was upon him, because he must first establish communication before he could rise from the stony mineral stage to the exalted level of a vegetable. Bereft of his normal senses, undistracted by trivia such as noise and pain and the inestimable vastness of information bits that must be considered and evaluated, his brain called upon his memory and provided the background details.
The measured tread of a company of marching soldiers can wreck a bridge.
The cadence of ten to the sixteenth brain cells, undivided by the distraction of incoming information, broke down a mental barrier.
As vividly as the living truth, Jerry Markham envisioned himself sauntering down the sidewalk. The breeze was on his face and the pavement was beneath his feet, the air was laden with its myriad of smells and the flavor of a cigarette was on his tongue. His eyes saw Sally running toward him, her cry of greeting was a welcome sound and the pressure of her hug was strong and physical as the taste of her lips.
Real.
She hugged his arm and said, “Your folks are waiting.”
Jerry laughed. “Let the general wait a bit longer,” he said. “I’ve got a lot to tell him.”
* * * *
Huvane said, “Gone!” and the sound of his voice re-echoed back and forth across the empty cell.
“Gone,” repeated Chelan. “Utterly incomprehensible, but none the less a fact. But how—? Isolated, alone, imprisoned—cut off from all communication. All communication—?”
“I’ll get another specimen, chief.”
Chelan shook his head. “Seven times we’ve slapped them down. Seven times we’ve watched their rise—and wondered how they did it. Seven times they would have surpassed us if we hadn’t blocked them. Let them rise, let them run the Universe. They’re determined to do that anyway. And now I think it’s time for us to stop annoying our betters. I’d hate to face them if they were angry.”
“But chief, he was cut off from all communication—?”
“Obviously,” said Chelan, “not!”
The End
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The Undetected,
by George O. Smith
Galaxy Dec. 1959
Novelette - 10249 words
I
I took a quick look around the apartment, even though I already knew what I had to know.
Gordon Andrews had been slain in his sleep by the quick thrust of some rapierlike instrument. There was no sign of any struggle. The wall safe stood with its door open and its contents missing. Every door and window was closed, locked, burglar-bugged, and non-openable from the inside; the front door had been forced by the police. Furthermore, it had been raining in wind-whipped torrents for hours, yet there was no trace of moisture on any of the floors.
Of course no one had heard a sound, and naturally there were no fingerprints.
Police Chief Weston spied me and snapped, “What do you make of it, Schnell?”
I shrugged and said, “Completely sealed room.”
“Got any ideas?” he demanded.
I had a lot of ideas, but I was not going to express myself without a lot of stark evidence. I do not yearn to have the prefix “ex-” installed in front of my title of Captain of Detectives. I’m much too young to be retired. So instead of trying to explain, I said, “The modus operandi is—”
Chief Weston snorted, “Schnell, there isn’t a clue in the whole damned building, and yet you stand there and yap about modus operandi?”
“That’s the point, Chief. The cluelessness is itself the modus operandi that points to—”
“You talk as if we had a whole file of unsolved, clueless, sealed-room homicides!”
“Chief,” I said, “a true ‘perfect crime’ would be one in which no clue existed, including the fact of the crime itself—except those clues that were deliberately planned by the perpetrator for some purpose of his own.”
He glowered at me. “What are you driving at, Schnell?”
“I’m trying to convince you that we are faced with a very clever criminal mind,” I said. “A man with a fine talent. One who plans his crimes so well that they aren’t even recognized as criminal.”
“Nonsense. You can’t conceal any crime forever.”
“Forever isn’t necessary, Chief. Just long enough to cover up completely, to remove all connection. We don’t know how many bank tellers have been running on reduced salary because they somehow paid out a hundred in cashing a ten-dollar check. We couldn’t demand an audit of all the big financial accounts in town, to know the why and wherefore of the transfer of any sum of money larger than the limit of petty larceny.”
“But now you are talking about a sly, clever operator, Schnell. This is a plain case of homicide and burglary.”
Plain? Was he kidding himself?
I smiled crookedly. “Chief, there is no doubt in my mind that our crook intended to clean out Gordon Andrews’ safe without disturbing a soul. But the imminent awakening of Andrews presented a physical threat that had to be silenced immediately.”
“So that is the work of your sly thief?”
“Chief, just remember that Gordon Andrews was an eccentric old sourpuss who hated to do business with bankers. Now let’s suppose that Andrews had awakened in the morning to find his safe cleaned out. He screeches for the cops. We come a-roaring in with the fingerprint detail and the safe specialists and the break-in experts. We find,” I said with a wave of my hand, “everything just as we found it here and now. So we look Gordon Andrews in the eye and tell him that no one could get in, no one had gotten in, and that we suspect him of cleaning out his own safe and yelling ‘Copper’ to make trouble for the Mayor and the Commissioner, who refused to appoint him a special detail of city employees for bodyguards last year.”
“Go on, Schnell,” said Chief Weston with deadly patience.
“The homicide was a spur-of-the-moment necessity. Had it been planned, the crook would have plugged Andrews with the old man’s personal Banker’s Special, which he kept on the bedside table, and made it look like suicide.”
“Know a lot about Andrews, don’t you, Schnell?”
“What do you mean, Chief?”
“About the Banker’s Special.”
“I have an excellent memory,” I said. “Andrews had a license for the thing. The serial number is 233,467,819 and the gun and license were acquired on August seventh, 1951.”
The Chief sarcastically grunted, “Has it been fired since?”
“It was fired six times at the date of delivery by the police laboratory for the land-mark records,” I said.
“Let’s not try being funny, Schnell. This is a serious business. Andrews was an eccentric old curmudgeon, but he was also a philanthropist, and the papers will be after our throats if we don’t come up with this super-criminal.”
“He’s going to be damned tough, Chief.”
“Okay, this is your project. Nothing else matters until he’s caught and convicted—of homicide committed during the course of grand robbery, meaning automatic hot seat.”
I nodded slowly.
“Just remember, Schnell—the whole department’s behind you,” Chief Weston assured me.
I continued to nod, but his assurance didn’t reassure me in the least. With about ninety-eight percent of the general public still not quite willing to accept rockets, missiles and space travel, I had a fat chance of convincing anybody that a telepath had kept guard over the slumbering mind of Gordon Andrews, while a perceptive solved the combination to the wall safe, so that a kinematic could twirl the dial; that the imminent awakening of Gordon Andrews had indeed been an imminent physical threat to a delicate extra-sensory undertaking, and that therefore he had been silenced by the kinematic, with a weapon located by the perceptive, after warning from the telepath; after which the crime had continued, with the loot being floated by a levitator along a freeway explored by the perceptive and scouted by the telepath and cleared of barriers by the kinematic who opened and debugged them as he went along—and that the real topper for this whopper was that this operation was not the integrated effort of a clever gang of extra-sensory specialists, but rather the single-handed accomplishment of one highly talented Psi-man!
A Psi-man ruthless enough to kill before he would permit his victim to watch the turning dial, the floating loot, the opening portal, simply because there stood a probability that one of the two billion persons on Earth might suspect the phenomena as parapsychical activity, instead of the hallucinatory ravings of a rich old eccentric who hated the incumbent political party!
How best to keep a secret?
Let no one suspect that any secret exists!
II
The rain was still coming down in wind-whipped torrents that slatted along the avenue in drenching sheets. Huddled in the scant cover of the apartment door was a girl of about eighteen. The raincoat she wore was no protection; the wind drove the rain up under it. Womanlike, she was struggling with the ruins of a fashionable little umbrella instead of abandoning it for the tangled mess that it was.
She looked at me as I opened the door. She was without guile. She was wet and miserable and determined to take whatever help was proffered, and hope afterward that no unfair advantage would be taken of the situation.
I showed her my I.D. card and she read: “Howard Schnell, Captain, Special Detail.” Her face changed from cautious immobility to a sort of wet animation, and she added as if it were important under the circumstances to be completely open, “I’m Florence Wood.”
I took the ruined umbrella from her unresisting hand and stood it in the foyer for the janitor to dispose of, and pointed out across the rain-ponded sidewalk to the police car. It was almost high noon, but the rain was so heavy that the identity of the car was by no means conspicuous from the apartment door. Florence Wood nodded as she caught sight of it.
I said, “Now, I’ll make a run for it and open the door, and get in first so that I’ll be on the driver’s side. As soon as I’m out of your way, just dive in and don’t worry about closing the door until you’re out of this rain. Catch?”
She nodded.
“I’d play Sir Galahad and give you my foul-weather gear to wear,” I said, “but you’re already so wet that it wouldn’t do more than keep the water in.”
She smiled at me understandingly.
Then she looked at me with curiosity because I was standing there waiting instead of making my dash immediately. I thought of how my Psi-man could have floated the loot out of an open window and kept the rain from soaking the floor at the same time.
So, to make conversation, I said, “I’m waiting until my will power builds up enough to overcome the forces of gravity, barometric pressure, and the rest of whatever goes into the making of a howling downpour like this. Considering that nature is dissipating energy equal to a couple of hundred atom bombs per second, it takes a bit of time to collect the necessary amount of mental power.”
Florence Wood laughed. In mere instants she’d changed from weather-drenched misery to a cheerful sort of discomfort no worse than many a human has endured for hours at a football game. She said with amusement, “Captain Schnell, why don’t you start the car and drive it over here? Seems to me it would take less power than stopping this storm.”
“The law says that it is considered unlawful to operate a motor vehicle from any position other than the driver’s seat,” I replied.
* * * *
When the slack in the storm I’d been anticipating finally arrived, I took advantage of it to make my run across the sidewalk. Miss Wood followed: her timing was perfect. Everything happened in a continuous sequence without a stoppage at any point. The door opened and I went in, landing hard and bouncing deliberately on the seat springs to hunch myself over; Miss Wood landed and whirled in a flurry of wet skirt and clammy raincoat, hauling one rain-booted ankle out of the way as the door swung closed with a solid and satisfying thunk.
I started the car and let the engine idle to warm it up and dry it off. Then I said, “Part of my duty to the citizen includes protection of his health and comfort as well as protection from unlawful behavior. So, where do you wish to be taken?”
She regarded me out of clear gray eyes. “Don’t you know?” she asked with a quirk at the corner of her mouth.
“Do I look like a mind reader?”
“Well, you did slow down the storm.”
I laughed. “Miss Wood, King Canute would have been a hero instead of a bum if he’d waited until high water before he told the tide to stop. Now, what gave you any reason to suppose that I am endowed with special talents?”
“Well,” she said, fumbling through her handbag for the comb, which naturally was at the bottom, “you did come along when I needed help, and you did identify yourself when I so much wanted to
know—”
“And since I also remembered that storms as violent as this always have lulls, you put two and two together? Well, it doesn’t require telepathy to conclude that you are soaked to the skin, that you need and want help, and that you’d prefer to know just whom you are driving off in a car with. Any other ideas about my talents?”
“Well, I should think—”
“Address first, Miss Wood.”
She gave me an address in a residential district that was the maximum distance one could get from City Hall and still enjoy the privilege of paying city taxes. I started the car and headed in that direction. Then I said, “Now, Miss Wood, let’s go on with your little fancy.”
“Fancy?”
“You’ve been moonbeaming about a little courtroom drama where twelve good telepaths and true are reading the mental testimony of a witness who had located some vital bit of evidence by perception and brought it to light by kinematic power.”
“Well, it does seem that any truly gifted person would work for the good of humanity.”
“I doubt that being gifted with a sense of perception would automatically endow a man with a sense of honor.”
“But doesn’t it seem just awful to think of anything as miraculous as telepathy being used for—for—”
She was trying to avoid the word “immoral” because she was of an age and experience that felt sensitive about its use. Unfortunately the only substitute was the word “sin.”
I came to her rescue. “It’s deplorable but true that nothing was ever developed for the benefit of mankind without a few sharpshooters quickly figuring out some way to make it pay them a dishonest buck.”
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