Chrissy looks pissy when she grabs a bunch of napkins to clean up the mess she made. I guess she was expecting me to clean up after her.
There are some teenagers being loud and sprinting from the restrooms and out the back door. I can hear the sound of running water, soon to be overflowing out of all the urinals.
Those little bastards.
“Since I drove you to that thing and all?” he tries again. A thick blob of barbecue sauce goes splat on the hamburger wrapper I had laid out on the table as a plate.
I am suddenly fascinated by the repeating ‘Mickey’s’ trademark that is printed all over the wrapper in tiny font, avoiding eye contact.
The sauce is partly covering the main logo, but underneath I see something I hadn’t noticed before.
“In memory Mickey Heartfield…” I read aloud.
“Wait. Couldn’t that be Mrs. Heartfield’s husband?” asks Chrissy. “I knew she was loaded! Give her that fucking recipe, you dumbass!”
“You don’t get it,” I’m explaining. “All the dough we use is prepackaged. I don’t even know what the fuck goes in any of it.”
“Dude, it can’t be that difficult,” Curtis is saying like he has a clue. “A bunch of oatmeal and some raisins. Hell, I’ll show her how to make ‘em.”
“You can do it, baby!” Chrissy leans over and they start making out again. I hear a Mickey’s employee cursing from inside the restrooms. Water is flooding out from under the swinging doors.
Was Curtis actually taking some initiative? The thought of this disaster falling on his head amused me greatly. I stuff a handful of sweet potato fries, which are always delicious and fresh at Mickey’s. I wonder if Mrs. Heartfield knows her husband’s recipe.
CHAPTER FIVE
“I’m so glad y’all changed your minds!” Mrs. Heartfield is saying as we enter unit 3-B. The first breath I take inside is an almost suffocating air of perfume.
A cursory look around tells me that perfume isn’t the only thing excessive in this place. The walls are littered with perfectly polished silverware.
Their reflection of the sunset light coming from the kitchen is brilliant and blinding. The whole place glistens.
“My husband was something of a collector, you see.” She chuckles a bit. “To tell you the truth, it’s so nice to finally have some company over. Without my Mickey around anymore, I’ve not much else to do but keep his old things looking nice, just like he would have wanted…” She pauses. “Oh — and bake, of course!” She chuckles again.
A short moment of silence passes. “Well, I’m sure you kids are eager to get down to the brass tax, haha! So, which one of you wants to assist me in the kitchen?”
“Yeah, about that…” I start to say. I am thinking I had probably taken enough advantage of the elderly, for one day at least.
“I would love to!” Curtis interrupts.
She grabs a flabby piece of bicep on Curtis, “Aren’t you just the strapping young lad!” Then she turns to address me and Chrissy. “Why don’t you two take a look around the place in the meantime.
My husband was a collector of so many neat things.” I think all this damn light was making her blind, because all I can see is a bunch of silverware. “I’m sure you both could find something interesting.”
So we start taking a look around. The only other things she seems to own beyond Mickey’s silverware are framed pictures of the two of them together.
“We usually start with, like, an egg…” I hear Curtis giving instructions to Mrs. Heartfield. It may be the first time I’ve seen him act somewhat polite. “Then some oatmeal. Are those shredded oats? Maybe it doesn’t matter.”
Listening to him was comical. I hear her offering Curtis a chocolate truffle, then she is insisting. “Just as long as there aren’t any nu—” his voice is muffled by chewing after she stuffs one in his mouth.
I continue my perusing. Running down the beach, camping in front of an old log cabin, hugging at the Disneyland entrance — they always look so happy in all the pictures. Poor Mrs. Heartfield. I was feeling like such an asshole.
“Hey, asshole — what’s in here?” Chrissy motions for me to come over. I realize that it’s the two of us alone together again.
“Don’t you have raisins? Prunes might not work…” Curtis’s voice goes soft then quiet as we enter what is apparently Mrs. Heartfield’s bedroom.
Chrissy is laughing hysterically and pointing to one corner of the room. Sitting on a nightstand beside the bed is a giant purple dildo, at least ten inches long. Chrissy goes over to examine it more closely.
“Oh my god.” She’s poking at something on the purple shaft. “This is a mold of Mickey Heartfield’s cock. Look, his name is inscribed right here.” I am in utter disbelief. You are a naughty woman, Mrs. Heartfield.
“I want you to fuck me with it.” But Chrissy was naughtier.
I am speechless. She kicks off her flip flops onto the warm, wool carpet and tells me to lock the door. There is no lock, so I feign the motions and jiggle the handle a bit instead.
This was happening.
Chrissy’s shorts are already at her ankles. She steps out of them gracefully and lies down atop the floral bedspread. I move hastily to get my shirt off and get it stuck between my elbows.
By the time it’s off she is spread eagle and using one hand underneath scarlet panties to finger her clit.
“Mmm,” she moans as she begins to slowly deep throat the dildo with her other hand. I feel myself getting hard. I reach into my pants and give my cock a few gentle strokes before pulling it out.
Her eyes light up. I can tell she wants it bad. She slides Mr. Heartfield’s cock deeper and deeper down the back of her throat. The cock is monstrously huge, but she can almost take it whole. Her dark mascara is starting to run. A few tears are rolling down her pale doll face.
She wants to prove that she can take the whole thing, balls deep.
The lust in her eyes when she looks at me makes me wet. She is going to do it. She tilts her head up at the ceiling and pushes the back of it with her finger tips like she was going to swallow it.
I don’t believe it, the entire thing is down her throat. Her gagging is the sound of gargled spit.
She grips the back of it with her glittery nails and has to tug hard for it to budge. She gags some more and pulls on it slowly. She is slurping along the shaft and purple rubber just keeps coming out.
Her tongue leaves behind a thick streak of drippy saliva as all ten inches emerge from her luscious, cherry red lips. With one more gag she has it out at last.
“Now I want you to stick it in my pussy.” Her panties are soaking wet now. I leave my boxers on the floor and hop up onto the bed. I get up between her legs so one hand is on each knee.
My hands travel down to her hips and tug at the lacey waistline of her panties with both hands.
The panties slide smoothly up her legs and off the toes, which are pedicured to match the design on her nails. She hands me the dildo and I use the tip to stimulate her clit some more.
She wraps her legs around my neck, staring up at me with eyes dripping of black mascara down to her flush cheeks.
Then I thrust the giant purple thing deep into her pussy and she has to stifle a scream. I start banging her with it fast and hard. Her grimace of pain turns to an expression of immense pleasure as eyes roll to the back of her head. I can tell she is enjoying this.
The black lace bra she’s still wearing is keeping her enormous tits pressed together, and they’re bouncing up and down with each gyration of her hips.
“Mmm, let me lick it it baby.” I thought she only called Curtis that. Oh well, I am the one fucking her now. I slowly pull out the dildo, which is now thoroughly glazed in her wet juices, and circle the tip of it around her lips.
Chrissy licks up and down the shaft, sucking and slurping on parts of it with her lips. The mold of Mr. Heartfield’s dick is marked all over by thick blotches of red from her lipstick.
She
grabs hold of it with both hands and brings it back down to her twat. See flashes a devilish smile.
“Fuck me hard in the ass. I’m going to squirt all over this bitch’s sheets.” Chrissy is cruel and heartless, but she knows how to fuck.
I swing her around by the legs so we’re facing the door and she lets out a gleeful yelp.
I spread my knees to get myself stabilized and flip her on the stomach — I am going to drill the fuck out of Chrissy’s ass. She spreads her ass cheeks wide and winks at me with her asshole a few times, giggling.
She grabs hold of Mr. Heartfield’s cock and bangs her pussy with it some more. She moans loud and long. I have to reach from behind and cup her mouth in my hand to keep her quiet so they won’t hear us from the kitchen.
I put my face between her ass cheeks and trace my tongue down the crack until I reach the anus. I circle around her hole with my tongue for for awhile, then use the tip of it to enter just inside her soft flesh.
Then I push deeper. Her back arches and I feel her hot breath against my palm as she lets out a muffled cry. I grab my stone hard, throbbing cock and get the head up against her asshole.
It’s soft and dripping wet.
I thrust my pelvis forward and feel my cock slip into her tight asshole. It feels so good that I forget to keep a hand on her mouth to stop her from screaming. She wails and I know they must have heard us.
We have to finish this quick.
I start pile driving her ass with reckless fervor. She is screaming and moaning with abandon. My balls are slamming against the dildo in her pussy while my cock is squeezed by her tight asshole.
I can hear someone coming.
“I—I’m going to cum! Fuck me harder, you piece of shit!” Chrissy is begging for more. She starts to whimper and I can tell she is really close, but I need a just little bit longer.
I snatch Mr. Heartfield’s cock from her grasp and bring it around to her front. I shove the thing down her throat and her cheeks puff out — she wasn’t expecting that.
I can hear her gargled moans, followed by footsteps behind the bedroom door. I’m so fucking close. The doorknob starts to turn, and there is a click. I know the door isn’t locked, but I had neglected to tell Chrissy that.
The door cracks open and the distinct light of polished silverware fills the room. I can feel Chrissy’s whole body writhing and I know she is cumming.
She pushes up with her ass so my cock is balls deeps, then gushes onto the messed up sheets. Her asshole clenches hard, then relaxes, then clenches hard again. The sensation is enough for me to orgasm.
I shoot a hot load of thick spunk up Chrissy’s ass as her body goes limp from ecstasy. My cock throbs with pleasure and Chrissy continues to quiver.
My chest falls on top of her and we’re a mess of sticky sweat.
I came so hard I can barely see straight, and I have to strain my neck up to see who’s there. I can make out a blurred silhouette of someone standing in the doorway.
I rub my eyes and they begin to focus. Mrs. Heartfield is staring blankly, mouth agape.
"You...” Mrs. Heartfield is at a total loss for words. Her husband’s cock mold is still lodged deep in Chrissy’s esophagus, the purple balls dangling from her bottom lip.
“Your friend," her mouth moves slowly, "He needs help!" The volume of her voice builds until it reaches a crescendo, and her expression changes suddenly. She is in a total a fit of panic.
* * *
Later, we found out that Curtis had gone into anaphylactic shock as a result of some nut allergy. Turns out, Mrs. Heartfield had been stuffing him full of truffles he was deathly allergic to.
In the chaos of it all, she never mentioned what she had seen and we never spoke of it. Needless to say, she didn’t show up at any more of our weekly bake sales, either. Too bad, because I know how much she loved our oatmeal raisin.
Curtis passed away that night, and me and Chrissy have been fucking like rabbits again ever since.
Curtis never did a god damn thing. Ever again.
STRETCHED BY THE COWBOYS
CHAPTER ONE
Mary drove up the long, winding gravel driveway wondering when she would reach the house. Since turning on to the gravel road it had been five minutes of aspen trees lining the road with no sign of civilization or hope for rest.
She glanced at the cell phone on the passenger seat thankful that the ranch nestled in a valley prevented a signal. The last thing she needed was her ex-husband finding her.
The thought of him sent a shiver of fear snaking through her body and caused her cheek to pulse as if freshly punched. She shook the memories away and continued to scan the road with the car at a crawl.
She finally burst out of the grove of aspens into a courtyard formed by trees on one side, a large barn on the other side with the large ranch house directly in her path.
She stopped in front of the house, a rabbit hopping in front of her car as she turned off the engine. With a sigh she opened the door, grabbed her phone and purse from the passenger seat and got out.
This was the third ranch she'd been to today and if she didn't find one to take her on as a ranch hand she would be forced to go back to the city for another night. Her apartment, not leased yet, would provide a bed but
John knew where to find her. No, if she didn't convince the owner of the ranch to hire her she intended to press on until she hit another state if she had to.
The July heat beat down her. She shaded her eyes as she looked around the courtyard for someone. In the distance across the field on her left she spotted two figures on horseback trotting toward the house.
As the people got closer she could tell they were men. Within minutes they pulled up in front of the barn both of their bare torsos covered in a slight sheen of sweat running through smudges of dirt.
A cloud of dust flew up from the ground when they jumped off their horses. Dusty jeans hugged muscular legs. Cowboy hats covered their faces but she didn't care. Those abs made her mouth water. After so long without a man's gentle touch these two had her panties wet just thinking about them.
The shorter of the two approached first, a smile revealing perfect white teeth. He took the hat off, bowing slightly.
"Ma'am, are you lost?"
Ma'am. Did she really look that old? "No, I'm not lost. I'm looking for the ranch manager."
"That would be Tanner," the first cowboy said pointing to the other man who now approached.
"You're looking for me?" Tanner asked.
"Yes." She focused on a trickle of sweat making its way down the man's tanned stomach. It got caught for a moment in his washboard abs but was jostled loose as Tanner moved forward.
The trickle of sweat inched lower until it disappeared under the belt of his jeans. Lucky sweat.
Tanner chuckled. "What's this about?"
A blush rose to her cheeks. "Right. I'm looking for a job."
“We already got a cook," the other man said.
"Clyde!"
"What?"
"I don't cook."
"Then what is it you want to do around here?" the one named Clyde asked.
A sizzle of heat started at her feet and raced up her body as Clyde perused her form. His gaze settled on the swell of her breasts, perfectly displayed under her now clinging t-shirt. Besides tossing hay bails she wanted to ride both men until her legs were weak.
"I want to work on the farm."
A look passed between them that made her bristle.
"I don't think this is the right place for a lady," Tanner said. The genuine regret in his voice almost chased the anger away.
"I can do physical work."
"Sorry if we offended, Ma'am but you don't look like you're used to hard labor," Clyde said. “You might chip your nail polish.”
True, her pale complexion rivaled a ghost's. And her arms weren't toned. Her legs weren't all that muscular. With a choice in the city of walking a few blocks or taking a car she almost always chose the car.
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bsp; Not because she hated exercise but because she was too busy to take an hour what could be accomplished in fifteen minutes. All that time she saved by taking the car resulted in a mostly out of shape body.
"So I'm not used to it. That doesn't mean I can't help around here.” She crossed her arms over her chest to hide her perfectly manicured hands. “I'm a hard worker and I need the work. Please."
If she had to beg one more time today she wanted it to be for one of them to take her hard and fast. Not for a job she didn't even want but had no other options if she wanted to start a new life.
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