The Cheeky Monkey Page 26
by Tim Ferguson
BOB: I got drunk and called our biggest client a ‘total knob’.
DICK: Better than calling him a ‘half-knob’.
BOB: You’re as sexy as anything!
BARBARA: Anything? Like a hamburger? A car tyre? A dairy cow?
BOB: Anyway, I like something to grab a hold of.
BARBARA: I’ll leave you to it.
BOB: Darling, I love every inch of you.
BARBARA: But not me as a whole?
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