by Jared Millet
The Unwinding House
and other stories
Jared Millet
THE UNWINDING HOUSE AND OTHER STORIES
Copyright © 2019 by Jared Millet.
All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be copied, reproduced, or transmitted in any form without express written consent except in the case of brief excerpts used for review purposes.
This is a work of fiction. All persons, locales, organizations, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, places, or events is purely coincidental.
“The Rendezvous” © 2010 by Jared Millet;
first published in Shelter of Daylight #3.
“Dead Man’s Hand” © 2010 by Jared Millet;
first published in Dreams of Steam.
“Tag” © 2011 by Jared Millet;
first published at JaredMillet.blogspot.com.
“Jumping the Rails” © 2011 by Jared Millet;
first published in Dreams of Steam II: Brass and Bolts.
“Hurricane Season” © 2012 by Jared Millet;
first published in Summer Gothic: A Collection of Southern Hauntings.
“The Orbit of Mercury” & “The Transit of Venus” © 2012 by Jared Millet;
first published in The Orbit of Mercury: Two Stories.
“The Unwinding House” © 2012 by Jared Millet;
first published in Kaleidotrope, Autumn 2012.
“The Peace Machine” © 2013 by Jared Millet;
first published in Dreams of Steam IV: Gizmos.
“River Ascending” © 2015 by Jared Millet;
first published in Leading Edge #66.
“Clair de Lune” & “Rougarou” © 2019 by Jared Millet;
first published in this collection.
The following stories were written for and performed at the annual Flash Fiction Night at Hoover Public Library, Hoover, Alabama:
“Witch’s Cross” © 2010 by Jared Millet.
“Fire” © 2011 by Jared Millet.
“Rocket Science” © 2012 by Jared Millet.
“The Dragonfly King” © 2013 by Jared Millet
“Dying’s Easy” © 2014 by Jared Millet.
Also Available
Summer Gothic: A Collection of Southern Hauntings
(May 2012)
The Whisper
(forthcoming, Spring 2020)
Contents
River Ascending
The Dragonfly King
The Unwinding House
Fire
Earth’s Orphans
The Orbit of Mercury
The Transit of Venus
Clair de Lune
Tag
Rougarou
Rocket Science
Hurricane Season
Dying’s Easy
The Dogsbody Program
Dead Man’s Hand
Jumping the Rails
The Peace Machine
Witch’s Cross
The Rendezvous
Story Notes
About the Author
for Lea
River Ascending
“Are we rolling?”
“Another minute, Hex.”
“Hurry up, Mora. It’s cold out.”
“Sissy-ass hab dweller. Hold still while I check the light.”
“You checked it five times. Let’s go.”
“Fine. Stop shivering and I’ll count you in. Three... Two... One...”
“The official name of this planet is 657 Eridani IV. From space it’s nothing but a big, dirty cueball. The air is so thin you have to wear a mask and plugs to keep your eardrums from bursting.
“But look closer at the cracks of this ancient, weathered landscape and you’ll find a surprise. Eons ago, while our ancestors were still pissing in caves, this planet started to cool. When that happened, every microbe and macrobe made straight for these canyons to chase the last of the water and warmth. In the process, they created some of the most beautiful, delicate biomes in the galaxy.
“And in three days, it’ll all be gone.
“Welcome to Ben’s Grotto, a world of towering glass corals, migrating rivers, and luminous, hidden seas. Join me, if you will, on one last trek through the crystal cathedrals of a dying planet.
“I’m Hector Crade. This is Crade’s Universe.”
~
The warmth of the way station wrapped Hector like a blanket, but the airlock had to pressurize before they could go any farther. Mora passed the time by fiddling with her recording pack as three cameras floated in orbit around her head. Hector fought the urge to run his fingers through his hair and coax blood back into his scalp. They weren’t done shooting and if he smudged his makeup Mora would kill him.
//Not a bad intro for someone turning blue.// The voice was that of Hector’s producer, Janos Xin, beamed via cerebral downlink from the comfort of the Daystar Majestic’s V.I.P. lounge a thousand kilometers overhead. //But we’ll have to run it through an audio scrubber. I could hear your teeth shaking.//
“Too bad,” said Hector. “We’re on a deadline. No do-overs, no second chances. This episode’s going to be raw. I mean, that’s the point, right?”
Mora snorted. “He’s just bitching because he doesn’t want to go back out.”
//What’s the problem? You didn’t mind the cold on Faumalgast.//
On Faumalgast he’d been too busy running from ice bears. “I don’t know. It feels like we’re cheapening the place just by being here. Like putting on a freak show in a graveyard.”
//Well, get over it. A few billion people are going to watch our freak show, and without us this place will slide right off the Nets. Ten years from now no one will even remember it.//
“Yes, boss,” said Hector in a sing-song to let Janos know the conversation was over. He knew why they’d come to Ben’s Grotto, but he couldn’t help feeling that burrowing into his skin were millions of Grottoine microbes, desperately trying to escape their fate. He brushed them off like invisible gnats and ducked through the inner hatch when it finally opened.
They’d been filming for two days already, though it wouldn’t be apparent in the final edit. Most of the Grotto’s population had evacuated, but Hector and his crew arrived just in time to catch the last of them as they tidied up. He’d come with a shipful of Ascensionists who planned to stay for the main event, communing with nature as radiation from a supernova fifty light-years distant blasted through the system, uploading their minds into digital paradise while their mortal bodies withered in lethal starlight.
What a bunch of kooks. Hector did his duty and interviewed them on the Majestic, then Mora took shots of them hunting for the most serene location from which to shed their mortal coils. Hector wanted his own final upload to take him by surprise, though he expected it would catch him in the middle of doing something stupid.
At the moment, the Ascensionists were miles away and next on Hector’s schedule was dinner. As he and Mora strolled toward the dining hall, the smell of something frying pulled him out of his thoughts. Eat, drink, and be merry. He smiled for one of Mora’s cameras in case she was recording.
Wide panes of glass revealed a panorama of the glowing stream. The resort’s staff had already left except for the manager, the chef, and their son. This way station had been a popular stopover for travelers taking the land route from Lake Isis to the headwaters of the Muldon River. Now, a single table was set with dinnerware. Waiting was Hector’s local guide, Marten Dodds. Janos had made the arrangements and Mora had briefed Dodds on recording in RealSim. Act like this is the first time you’ve met, she would’ve said. On cue, Dodds stood and offered his hand.<
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“Welcome to the Grotto. How do you like it so far?”
“Fantastic. Nippy, but fantastic.” A camera swooped by his head, but Hector ignored it. “So what’s on the menu?”
“Milk fish,” said Dodds. “It’s one of the few native life forms that are edible to humans. Kind of like a cross between an eel and a sponge, but serve it over rice and it’s great.”
“So, basically, we’re eating an endangered species?”
“Doomed would be more accurate.” The new voice bit Hector’s mood in two. “Endangered implies a certain degree of hope.”
Hector turned to the newcomer, freezing his expression so Mora’s audio wouldn’t pick up him grinding his teeth. Tali Westrin, head of the Grottoine Studies Institute and leader of the local Muirist movement, pulled up an empty chair and, uninvited, joined them at the table. At least Hector thought she was uninvited, but he wouldn’t put it past Janos to have called her in behind his back. Westrin had filed several protests against Hector filming on the Grotto, which was probably her biggest mistake. The Network loved controversy.
Hector smiled and waved for the chef’s son to lay out more cutlery. “So no one’s going to grow these fish offworld?”
“Well...” Dodds rubbed his hands across his lap as if ironing the wrinkles in his napkin. “The plan was to move as many species as possible off the planet.”
“But no one’s ever been able to keep Grottoine life forms alive in an artificial habitat,” said Westrin. “On the Grotto there isn’t a sharp distinction between individual life forms and the surrounding environment. Every time we separate any part of the ecosystem from the rest, the severed part just dies. We’ve tried to figure out what crucial element we’re missing, but now we’re out of time.”
Once again Hector felt like a gravedigger, but it was his job to stay flippant. “So what are the odds we’re the last people to eat one of these?”
Westrin’s lip curled. “You could show a little respect.”
“Of course I want to show respect. This is a beautiful place and it’s tragic what’s going to happen. But it’s more than just a world that’s dying, it’s a way of life. There are thousands of experiences no one’s ever going to have again. Don’t you think we should share those while we still have the time?”
There. Her eyes wavered, just for a second. To a Muirist, the natural world was a temple to be desecrated at one’s peril, but at least Hector could make people pay attention to it.
“Fine,” she said. “Eat your milk fish. Try the chalroot sauce. Take a few photos, and be sure to buy a hat at the gift shop. Experience what life was like on Ben’s Grotto for the average, hardworking tourist. You still won’t have a clue what’s really being lost when that supernova blows through.”
She wiped the corner of her eye as the chef served three helpings of what looked like white sausage. Hector had once been a Muirist himself, but if he showed any empathy for Westrin it wouldn’t play well with his audience. Janos would write him a nice, snarky voiceover so that Westrin wouldn’t get the last word. For the moment, however, he ate his milk fish in silence.
It was delicious.
~
The next morning, Hector was back on the bank of the Muldon, this time covered from neck to toe in a thermal bodysuit. His breath fogged his transparent pressure mask, and the painful plugs in his ears made it hard to hear anything that wasn’t coming through his downlink. The planet’s atmosphere had the right mix of nitrogen and oxygen, but it was so thin that an unmodified human would die of the bends without breathing equipment. During the final edit Janos would pipe in music to fill the auditory void, but Hector planned to fight for at least a few minutes of the Grotto’s unworldly silence.
Mora’s cameras gyrated overhead while she crouched on a boulder and adjusted their data streams. Hector flinched at the tiny shock when she added his implant to the mix.
//Sorry// she said on the downlink.
He focused on calming the butterflies he sometimes felt before the “stunt” part of the show. For the next portion of the program, anyone tapping their RealSim would see, hear, and feel everything Hector did, and he had an image to maintain.
He was Hector the Brave, the Fearless, the Utterly Insane.
Dodds knelt over a metal kayak in the gravel near the river. Black paint covered a hundred dents and scuffs, but the control pad for the craft’s magnetic repellers looked like it had just been installed. Dodds keyed a final check sequence and pronounced it good.
“You’ve run rapids before, I take it?”
“Sure,” said Hector. “This looks like the boat I took through the straits on Cullrae.”
“You ever shoot them going upstream?”
Hector looked at the river. What had been placid the day before now moved with a heavy current. Despite everything that his senses, reason, and the laws of physics told him, the river was flowing the wrong way.
It wasn’t just water, of course. Pure H2O would have sublimated away, but the Grotto’s microbes had evolved to secrete an iron-rich thickening agent that increased the river’s viscosity enough to remain liquid at low pressure. It also let the microbes drag the river with them when they migrated upstream to feed, breed, and die.
“Mostly it’s like regular kayaking,” said Dodds, “and that’s what gets you in trouble. The metal hull responds to the magnetism of the microbes that pull the river uphill. The paddle is made of fiberglass so that same magnetism won’t yank it out of your hands.” He sliced it through a tide pool to demonstrate. The shimmering liquid clung to the blade just a little longer than it should have.
Dodds went on. “If you get complacent and start thinking this is any other river, you’ll forget that the current and gravity are pulling in different directions. Then you splat yourself on a rock.
“When you hit the rapids, keep your stern down and your bow high. Follow the deepest part of the channel, and for the love of God don’t do a bow stall. Some of the bumps will throw you right into the air. Lean into it, not back, or you’ll flip over longways and we’ll have to scrape what’s left of you off of the riverbed. Any questions?”
“Just one,” said Hector. “Where’s the cup holder?”
Dodds didn’t answer. Hector winked for the camera, then Mora switched to full sense-feed. From that point on, his legion of fans would see and feel through his Hector’s nervous system, minus a few post-production edits.
He climbed into the kayak without any trouble, though he deliberately gave the boat a wobble to churn the stomachs of his more sensitive viewers. While Dodds squeezed into his own boat, Hector nosed his craft into the current and spun around to face the canyon.
A silver hall with a roof of stars stretched before him. Silica deposits in the cliffs sparkled in the morning sunlight. The canopy of the local galactic arm receded from the dawn, and all but the brightest stars would soon wink out entirely. The river tugged at his craft as if to pull it out from under him. He could see what Dodds meant about gravity – he felt like the rope in a tug-of-war. He deliberately plunged into the water on his right, performing a full barrel roll to get his viewers’ blood flowing.
//Don’t do that, Hex// signaled Mora. //You’ll fry your implant in the e-m down there.//
//Copy.//
Aloud, he said, “Well, folks, here goes the last river-ride through the valleys of Ben’s Grotto. Fasten your safety straps, chug your beverage of choice, and whatever you do, don’t try this at home.”
Dodds waved him forward and they paddled into the thick of the current. “Thick” was definitely the word. The more Hector moved forward, the less it felt like water at all. He tipped his bow, then his stern, then spun in a double-pump cartwheel as the river squelched beneath him. For the first leg of the journey, the current bubbled around him but was otherwise smooth. Hector slipped into an easy rhythm and let his muscles learn the basics of paddling the milk-like stream.
Soon they came to a jagged bend where the river sluiced right, then hard to
the left. Hector sped through with ease, but when he came to the next straightaway he dipped his kayak’s nose just as Dodds had warned him not to.
The boat punched him in the spleen as it hit a rocky ledge. He lurched backward, tipping his prow up, and the force of the current slurped him over the rock. He popped into the air with his bow too high and his stern slipping beneath him. He lunged forward to halt his rotation. His boat smacked a belly-flop on the stream’s surface.
“Okay, kids. Lesson one: don’t dip your nose. Lesson two: Ow.”
Ahead, Dodds turned in his seat and gave a hand-sign to ask if Hector was okay. He replied with a thumbs-up and plowed on.
The river grew shallow and wide, bringing the rocky bottom closer to the surface. Hector imagined billions of hungry, horny microbes hopping in a mad rush for the distant plateau that was the Muldon’s headwater. His kayak plummeted forward, pushing his tailbone deep into his seat.
Before him lay a churning field of boulders. Dodds hit them first and appeared to float above the rocks like someone flying in a dream, gently tapping his oar in the waves to keep his boat aloft.
But Hector couldn’t see the way through. The first rapid rushed toward him, boulders and crags like a silver avalanche, and at the last possible moment he saw the channel – narrow and twisted like a crack of lightning.
“You’ve got to be kidding.”
After that, there was no time to think. The river shot him forward in a white cascade with spray as thick as fog. It was all he could do to twist into the run. He steered with his hips, holding his oar high to keep his balance and to protect his arms if he fell over. Dodds blurred through his field of vision, and rocks seemed to leap into Hector’s way. He couldn’t tell where he was going or whether he was still on course.
His kayak bumped once, twice, thrice, and a shelf of rock loomed before him. He hit his repellers to kick the bow upward, and the current carried him over. There was a horrid metal screech that he felt through his bones, and something sharp poked his groin. Pain darkened his eyes and his stomach bottomed out. He could hear Mora curse from afar: his sensory output was pushing the limit of what her receivers could handle.