Stieg, having finished off two Double-Double burgers, could enjoy the third more slowly. While he consumed the burger, he used his free hand to reach over and picked up the napkin, frowning at Erin’s artwork. “Jace’s grandmother does not have horns. Or a crown. Or seven heads.”
“Are we sure?”
He studied the napkin a little longer. “It’s nice, though. Disturbing, but nice.”
“Thanks.”
“I like how each of her faces is just another example of her hateful disdain.”
“It’s all I saw.”
He pointed at her food. “Eat.”
“I’m not hungry.”
“You have to eat.”
“Why?”
Stieg gazed at her a bit before he finally answered. “I don’t know. Isn’t that what people say? You know, when bad things happen?”
“I don’t know. I’ve never been asked before to go to the fiery pits of Helheim.”
“Helheim isn’t fiery. It’s just boring, with no chance for honor. It’s the Christians who have to burn.”
“But what if somebody is truly evil?”
“That’s a concept my people didn’t really worry about. If you betrayed your own men in battle or unjustly murdered someone, then you . . .” His voice tapered off and he quickly focused on something in the distance. But he didn’t really see anything; he was just avoiding her.
“What?” she pushed.
“Uh . . . if you are deemed by the gods to be truly evil, your bloated corpse is devoured until Ragnarok by . . . uh . . .”
“By who?”
He finally looked at her, face cringing before he spoke. “Nidhogg.”
“The dragon that has the sword I need to get?”
“Yeahhhh . . . I didn’t really think this conversation through,” he muttered.
* * *
Stieg watched Erin grab her container of fries and shovel them in her mouth.
“I’m sure it’ll be fine,” he told her.
“Liar.”
“I thought you didn’t let the little things bother you.”
“I don’t. But facing a dragon that feeds on the corpses of the dead . . . not really a little thing, is it?”
“War just fixed your arm while you chatted with Death. I’m sure you can handle this, too.”
“That was different.”
“How? ”
“They clearly don’t want the end of the world. They are too happy surfing and sleeping with people who have no idea that beneath their beautiful façades are nightmare scenarios.”
“So? What’s your point?”
“I’m comfortable around the Four Horsemen because I know what they want. I’ve looked them in the eyes. I’ve talked to them.”
“You were able to size them up.”
“Exactly. I don’t know anything about this dragon. No one does. He’s been living outside of Muspellheim—”
“Niflheim.”
Erin scratched her forehead. “Honestly, dude, there are too many heims with you people, but fine. He’s been living outside Niflheim for an age and even Odin won’t go near him. Only Ratatosk talks to him. Ratatosk. How can I handle that when I don’t know what I’m facing?”
“I don’t know.”
She frowned. “Shockingly . . . I appreciate your honesty. Doesn’t help me, but I appreciate it.”
Stieg ate another burger and ran through some ideas. “What about the gods?” he asked, wiping his hands on a paper napkin.
“What about them?”
“Maybe they can help. Provide knowledge.”
“Do you really think Odin will help?”
“No. Of course not.”
“Freyja?”
“Probably not.”
“Idunn?”
“Not after you juggled her golden apples.”
“They were just sitting there . . . what did she expect me to do?”
“Not juggle her golden apples?”
“Whatever?” Erin dismissed him with a hand wave and a grab at more fries. “Heimdall?”
“He’ll never leave his post on Bifrost to come here and help humans.”
“Frigg?”
“Not since you referred to her as one of Odin’s whores and asked her if she was a stripper, too.”
“I still don’t see what the big deal is about that.”
“She’s his wife.”
A few more fries, then, “Sif?”
“Not since the fistfight.”
“Ull?”
“Not since the fistfight.”
“Hoenir?”
“You and the god of silence? You?”
“All right. Fine. Forseti?”
“Not since you called him a lawyer and spit at him.”
“He’s the god of justice and reconciliation, which is kind of a lawyer, and I did not spit at him. I was coughing and I—.”
They stared at each other a moment, until she finally admitted, “Fine. I spit at him.”
She reached for more fries but she’d finished them, so Stieg pushed his fries over.
After eating a few more, Erin asked, “Well, who does that leave?”
“A lot. We Vikings have a lot of gods.”
“Any of those gods willing to help us?”
“Well, it’s not just you being you, which doesn’t help—”
“Thank you.”
“—but also you’re a . . . well . . . a . . .”
“A Jew?”
“No! They don’t care about that. But you are a Crow. And that they can’t let go.”
“That is what they have a problem with? The fact that I’m a Crow?”
“They’re not fans of Crows. You’ve been known to kill their human representatives.”
“Fights they started.”
“And you’re all descendants of . . . um . . .”
“Say it.”
“Our slaves.”
“There you go.”
“I’m not saying that’s okay,” Stieg argued. “I’m just saying what their logic is.”
“So because of some petty feelings they have over the Crows, they’re going to let the world burn?”
“Probably. But they’re gods. What do you expect? Petty is what they do.”
Erin pushed the remainder of fries away and wiped her hands off with a napkin. “Well, there is one god you haven’t mentioned. A god who might help.”
“A god you haven’t pissed off?”
“Actually . . . yeah. There is one.”
“Who?”
Erin smiled and Stieg’s shoulders slumped. “No.”
“We don’t have a choice.”
“You could apologize to one of the others.”
“Could. Won’t. Besides, even when I do apologize, no one ever believes me.”
“Gee, I wonder why.”
“Come on,” Erin coaxed, getting to her feet and picking up what was left of their food and containers to put in the trash. “Might as well get this over with.”
“You better appreciate what I’m doing for you.”
“Nope,” she immediately replied, finally laughing again. “Don’t appreciate it at all!”
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
With his thumb marking the spot in the book he was reading, Ski walked down the hall to the front door. He pulled it open and smiled at the woman standing there. “Well, hello.”
Erin didn’t reply. She was too busy staring up at the sky.
Curious, Ski stepped past the doorway and stood beside her, looking up. He growled in annoyance before yelling, “Bear Ingolfsson, you put that Raven down right—no! No! Not like—”
Stieg Engstrom landed facedown, and both Ski and Erin cringed at the sound of it. The crunching.
“Oh, God,” Erin muttered, “I think he killed him.”
But Ravens were made of tougher stuff. It was never easy to kill a Raven and Ski knew it. The Protectors had been trying for centuries to lay waste to the Raven Clan with very little success. They were not immort
al, but Odin had given them incredibly hard heads and strong bones.
Even now, Engstrom was moving, using his arms to push his body up.
Bear landed behind him, pulling his white wings into his body as he did.
“What were you thinking?” Ski demanded. “Unleashing your wings during the day? Attacking a Raven unprovoked?”
“I was provoked!”
“How? ”
“The way he looked at me was filled with provocation.”
Ski didn’t even have time to roll his eyes at that bit of ridiculousness because Stieg had pushed himself off the ground and, face bloody, was charging Bear.
Bear tried to grab the Raven around the waist but just as his arms reached out, Engstrom’s entire body flipped up and over the much bigger man until he was behind Bear; Engstrom’s arms wrapped around Bear’s throat in a move that would kill most Protectors pretty quickly, but Bear had a neck so thick it was hard to find shirts that fit him properly.
Ski desperately tried to separate the pair, but they were snarling and growling at each other; Engstrom trying to kill Bear; Bear trying to toss Engstrom off so he could kill him.
“Stop it!” Ski ordered. “Both of you! Now!”
Then they all froze, none of them willing to move.
The Crow had climbed up Bear like she was climbing an old redwood and pressed the rune-covered blades hand-forged by Vig Rundstöm against the jugulars of Stieg and Bear. And while her hands were busy with her weapons, it was Erin’s exceptionally strong thighs that kept her attached to an unwilling Bear. There would be no shaking her off.
Even worse, one slight move of that blade would bleed both men out in seconds. And they all knew it.
Also, this was Erin Amsel. Not Kera. Not Jace. Not even Chloe, who was more of a puncher. But Erin Amsel.
The woman had gutted Thor once, a move he still hadn’t forgiven her for, even if it was at a Valkyrie party where he got drunk on mead and then got a little “handsy.”
“Gentlemen,” Erin practically purred, no anger in her voice at all. She was enjoying this. “Don’t tempt me to put a stop to this the only way I know how. Let’s all just calm down.”
Neither man budged. Even Bear, who was beginning to turn an interesting shade of blue.
Erin looked first at Engstrom. “You know what I’ll do to you,” she said, immediately dismissing him and focusing instead on Bear. “And when you’re dead,” she warned, “I’ll make sure to burn your books. Every. Last. One. Of. Them.”
Always worried about the books the Protectors safeguarded with their very lives if necessary, Bear quickly lifted his hands off Engstrom’s big arms. But the Raven still didn’t back off . . . until Erin pushed her blade against his throat. Not enough to kill him, but enough to get her point across.
A thin line of blood trailed down his neck. Shocked, he unwrapped his arms from Bear and stepped away. He touched the spot where she’d cut him, his hurt and angry gaze locked on Erin’s face as she climbed down from a coughing Bear.
“You . . . you . . .”
“What? You thought I was kidding?” Erin asked Stieg. “You two were acting like assholes.” She turned away from the sputtering man and faced Ski. “I need a favor.”
“Anything.”
“I need to talk to Tyr. Can you summon him?”
“Oh, a summoning ceremony isn’t necessary. He’s in the backyard playing with Jace’s dog.”
“Your god just . . . hangs out here?”
“Yeah.” Ski shrugged. “When he can.”
Erin began to say something else, but seemed to change her mind, walking off with a shake of her head into the house.
Bear and the Raven began to follow, but Ski quickly stopped them. “I’ll just say this once . . . Jace is in the library. If you two get into it when she’s this concerned about her friend, you risk the books,” he pointed out to Bear. “And you risk having her tear the skin from your hide and the wings from your back, Raven. Understand?”
With mutual Viking grunts of agreement, the three men entered the house and went to see what Erin Amsel could possibly want from the mighty god Tyr.
* * *
Erin walked through the Protectors’ house, amused at the way they all seemed to sense her presence. They came out of rooms, down the big, marble stairs, heads peeking around doors. She felt like a fox walking into a henhouse and making all the herding dogs panic.
Erin stopped at the big library. It was the biggest library she’d ever seen in a private home and the largest room in the entire mansion. She was sure the Protectors had gutted a large portion of the wing so they had a lot of space for their precious books.
Erin appreciated the work they did. She’d always liked old books. She liked how they felt in her hands, the binding, the paper, the artistic quality of each one. But she didn’t let the Protectors know that. It was much more fun to torture them, which was why she faced the big glass doors of the library and cracked her knuckles. That was all she did.
But apparently that was all she needed to do. Because she was suddenly surrounded. Several of the Protectors stood right in front of the library, ready to sacrifice their bodies to her flames if it meant saving their books.
Now that was devotion.
Laughing a little, she moved on, walking down the hallway until she found sliding glass doors that led her outside to the backyard.
That’s where she found the Protectors’ “mighty” god Tyr. On his back in the grass, Jace’s funny-looking puppy standing by Tyr’s big head, licking the god’s laughing face.
It was not what Erin expected, but she had to admit, it made her feel much better about her choice of which god to talk to.
She’d started walking toward him when a hand clamped on her arm and pulled her back.
“And where do you think you’re going, young lady?”
Young lady? Really? “To start some shit!” she replied eagerly. “Wanna come with me?”
Clucking his tongue against his teeth, Haldor wrapped his arm around Erin’s waist and carried her back into the house. “You will not bother our god with your . . .” He struggled to find the right word, so Erin decided to help him. “My beauty?” she asked, grinning. “My charm? My effervescence? My . . . je ne sais quoi?”
“No,” he replied, voice flat. “None of those things.”
“What’s happening?” Stieg asked as he came around the corner, his hand still pressed against the tiny wound she’d given him on his throat.
Good Lord. What a big Viking baby!
“I’m trying to prevent this demoness from irritating our mighty god Tyr,” Haldor informed Stieg. “And what are you doing here, non-thinker?”
Erin bit the inside of her cheek to stop the laughter, but wow, did she love the way Haldor had spit that out . . . like it was the absolute worst insult he could think of.
“Is Tyr back there?” Stieg asked her.
“Yes,” Erin replied. “And he is literally playing with Jace’s dog. Literally.”
Using his free hand, Stieg pushed Haldor aside and used his body to force Erin back into the yard. She stumbled past the threshold.
Tyr looked up from the puppy now on his lap. “A Crow?” he asked, his voice making everything sort of . . . vibrate.
Erin briefly wondered if the scientists who monitored California for earthquakes were staring at their fancy controls and wondering if the “big one” was coming right at that moment.
“What’s a Crow doing in the sacred space of our books?”
“Big reader of books, are ya, Tyr?”
“Be nice,” Stieg warned, holding the sliding door shut with his hand while the Protectors on the other side tried to pry it open.
“I was nice.”
“No. You were sarcastic and mocking. Try something different. And no juggling or fistfights.”
Stieg was right. They needed Tyr. So she took a deep breath, let it out, and moved closer to the very moral and upstanding war god—a combination one simply did n
ot hear about very often.
“I need information. And I think you’re the only one who can help me.”
Rubbing the puppy’s ears, the god looked directly at Erin, and his eyes narrowed in recognition. “Oh, it’s you.”
She shrugged. “It’s me.”
“Skuld’s vicious little fire starter.”
“I prefer flame master.”
“Of course you do.”
Tyr placed Jace’s puppy on his shoulder and stood. And the god kept standing. He wasn’t even in his “true” god form. He was in his mostly human one. And yet he was about eight feet tall and so wide.
Like the Great Wall of China.
And that wall was now standing in front of and over her, staring coldly down into her face.
Except for his size, Tyr looked more like an ex-roadie for Led Zeppelin or Alice Cooper. He had on a very worn T-shirt with the logo from the Heavy Metal movie, torn black jeans, and black steel-toed boots. He’d braided his gray and brown hair into one long plait that rested casually over his right shoulder and his face had one big scar from his cheek down across his mouth and under his chin. So deep his thick beard couldn’t even cover it. The hair had refused to grow. He had runes tattooed on his neck and arms, and the right hand that had been torn off by the wolf Fenrir was replaced by a metal glove, also covered in runes.
The god couldn’t be more Viking, even in his modern—for the seventies—clothes.
“So what do you want, little Crow? What do you want to ask the mighty Tyr?”
And humble! Just like most gods.
Erin sighed. She’d hoped for better from the lesser-known god. “I need your vast knowledge.”
“There’s a library full of vast knowledge right in there. Why bother me?”
“I’m not a big reader,” she replied.
Tyr stared down at her. “Who admits that? In public, I mean?”
“Plus, I’m not allowed in your precious library. Your men are very bitchy about it, too.”
“Maybe you shouldn’t threaten them so.”
“I’m a Crow.” She grinned. “That’s what we do.”
The god rolled his brown eyes. “Fine, Crow. Tell me what you want to know and I’ll judge whether you are worthy to know it.”
“Fair enough. I need to know about—”
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