Leo blinked at me. “Wow.”
“I’m just saying it wasn’t deluded of Eddy to try for everything he’d ever wanted.” I spun around and walked out of the lot.
Chapter 4
Hastings Skatepark was located at the edge of the Italian Gardens on Vancouver’s east side. The whir of wheels on concrete overpowered the cascade of water trickling out of the faces carved into the ivy-wrapped stone pillars in the garden and running along tiled channels. However, nothing could drown out the screams from riders on the Hellevator or The Beast at Playland, the huge amusement park sitting smack dab between the gardens and the racetrack to the east.
Rohan greeted me at the skatepark’s turnstile gate, sporting baggy cargos worn low on his hips and a T-shirt that had been washed so many times that whatever cool boarder logo had originally adorned it was now a vague suggestion of a line. His skateboard was tucked under one arm.
“Cute disguise,” I said.
His eyes hit my face for a second, needle-sharp. I’d splashed a small lake’s worth of cold water on my red-rimmed eyes at Leo’s before driving here but I guess it hadn’t been enough.
I edged past him into the brightly tagged, multi-level skate park, with its checkered concrete. “No Mercy” graffiti was sandwiched between a painted cartoon bunny and realistic-looking bulldog on the main bowl, while traffic beyond the park provided a soothing white noise.
“Hey.” He tugged gently on my elbow. “What happened to Plan B?”
I stepped into his open arms, burying my head in his neck. His silky curls tickled my cheek and the scent of musk and iron enveloped me. Ro provided a safe harbor with his arms wrapped around me and my head tucked in under his chin. My breathing calmed and my tension rolled away like an outbound tide, my body resonating against his. He was my personal tuning fork, not for pitch, but alignment with the universe.
He kissed my head. “Whatever went down, let it go.”
I shook it off. Not in a boppy Taylor Swift way. In a “cram that sucker into the overstuffed, creaking box of things in my psyche I couldn’t deal with” way.
I leaned on the large “No Graffiti” sign bolted to the chain link fence and filled Rohan in on when and how magic combined and that I’d been right about demon coercion. “But wait, ladies and gentlemen. Order in the next fifteen minutes and we’ll throw in a prophecy, absolutely free! ‘Tick tock goes the clock, blood to rule the might. Tick tock speeds the clock, the lovers reunite.’ Judging from the first part, I’d say a witch or group of them used blood as a binding agent.”
“You got the how on the purple magic.” Rohan high-fived me. “The timeline and lovers don’t mean anything to me, though.”
“Too bad we don’t have an Acme Corp gadget to spit out the answers to all our questions.”
“That’d be more Wayne Enterprises technology,” he said.
“You are such a nerd.”
“It’s common sense. Acme is low-tech. You’re talking major computing power.”
“Super nerd.” I poked him in the chest. “And don’t bother to deny it, guy who insisted on wearing a different superhero costume every day in grade one.”
Rohan knocked his hip against mine. “It was endearing.”
A laugh burst out of me. “Your precious Ro-mantics are the ones that called it ‘endearing.’ You do read your fan boards. I knew it!”
“Do not.” Rohan dropped his board onto the concrete. “There’s only one person here reading my fan boards, and it’s not me, sweetheart.”
“It’s not me either,” I backtracked. “Leo told me.”
“Uh-huh.” He got a pious expression. “My mom reads them and shares the good stuff.”
“You lie like a rug. How’s it going with the dealer?”
Rohan nodded at some skinny kid riding the lip of one of the bowls. “That’s him. Elliot. I’ve been working on getting his source.”
“He’s good.”
“He’s okay.” Rohan’s critical expression matched his tone. “He’s got decent tech but no gnar.”
I shot him a blank look.
“No style. You wanna have both when you skate.”
“Whatever, Tony Hawk. Go. I’ll hang out, watch the park. See if I can spot any other deals going down.”
Rohan kissed my nose. “Put on sunscreen. I put some in your purse this morning.” He pushed off, his body one with the board as he carved a lazy semi-circle.
I blinked. I didn’t know he could skate.
He rode up a graffiti-tagged curved ramp, hovering on his back wheels at the top for an impossibly long moment. Right when gravity had to make him its bitch and a wipe-out was imminent, Rohan popped his board up, catching it mid-air in both hands briefly before reversing directions. Riding halfway back down, he jumped his board onto the railing beside the ramp, skating down the edge with effortless grace and nailing his dismount.
The showoff then had the audacity to wink at me.
Twice in two days Rohan had pulled out a talent I’d had no idea he had.
Irritating, old-timey music on a loop grew louder as a colorful ice cream van pulled up to the curb. I jogged over, waiting patiently for the group of teens ahead of me to get their bounty, and ordered an orange Popsicle, since Leo had been a brat about me getting anything when we’d stopped at the store on our drive back to her place.
“I should get my boyfriend something.” Wallet in hand, I scanned the menu board tacked up next to the order window while the bubbly blonde manning the truck flaked off her mint green nail polish.
I had no clue what Rohan liked.
He knew pretty much everything about me but the reverse wasn’t true. Admittedly, our couple status was new but it wasn’t like our relationship was. We’d been dancing around each other from day one. I was closer to Rohan than anyone other than Ari and Leo but how well did I really know him? How well was he letting me? We’d fought together, he had my back, but some of the basics were blank spaces. Cole and I had known everything about each other before we started dating, and Lily was well versed in Rohan 101.
I knew the stuff that mattered, didn’t I? And I could make educated guesses on the rest of it. I scanned the menu for the most boring ice cream I could find. “A Revello, please.” I collected my change and the purchases, heading back toward the park.
“Hey!” Rohan rode after a fleeing Elliot.
Stuffing my wallet back into my pocket, I unwrapped my orange Popsicle and took that first sugar-infused taste. Mmmm.
Elliot skated by and, without missing my next lick, I kicked him in the kneecaps. He flew off his board and crashed onto the grass, rolling twice. The board shot forward, pinged off a lamppost and rolled into the gutter. Elliot groaned, flopped out on his back.
I pinned him in place, leaning my scuffed-up sneaker on a pressure point on the side of his left calf, immobilizing him.
He choked out a pained gasp.
Rohan arrived, kicking his board up to stop. “Nice.”
“Thanks.”
Rohan squatted down. “Where did you get the Sweet Tooth?”
“Fuck. You.”
“Listen, Elliot,” Rohan said. “I’m not here to narc you out. But this shit is dangerous and I want it off the streets.”
Elliot’s cheek was all road-rashy from the fall. His shaggy hair hung in his eyes in sweaty clumps. He was stinky, clearly in pain, and not about to talk.
“Ro,” I said softly, shaking my head. My Vulcan immobilizer trick wasn’t doing it and we couldn’t seriously hurt him. Even if he was sixteen and dealing drugs, I was full up on menacing the underaged.
Rohan stood up, reaching for his wallet. “We’ll pay you for the info.”
“I don’t need cash,” Elliot boasted.
“Because you’re a drug dealing little shit,” I said. “No surprise there. What exactly do you want?”
He eyed me speculatively. “Lemme see your tits.”
I leaned harder on the pressure point.
“Fuuuuck!”
“I’d say that was her counter-offer. Is that ice cream for me?” Rohan asked.
“Oh yeah. Revello good?” I handed it over.
“If there’s no Cornetto? Sure.”
There. I could figure Ro out, no problem.
“Tits,” Elliot ground out.
I lifted my foot off of him. “You useless cliché. No. But I will give you jerk-off material.”
Elliot scrambled to his feet, smartly keeping half his attention on Ro, who munched on his Revello with the blandest of all poker faces.
I teased my lip to the tip of the Popsicle. Rohan raised his eyebrows, his gold eyes dancing, but my focus was absolute. I gave the Popsicle the best ten-second blow job in the history of mankind.
Rohan barked a laugh. “I knew Lolita was still in there.”
I popped my lips off the icy sugar stick and stuck my orange tongue out at him.
“Dude,” Elliot said, holding out a fist bump to Ro.
“Excuse me?” I bit into the Popsicle and Elliot flinched. “Why does he get the fist bump? He is in no way responsible.”
“Her mouth is a marvel,” Rohan added.
“Thanks, babe.”
Rohan fist bumped the kid, winking at me. “Dealer. Name. Now.”
“Candyman,” Elliot said. I boffed him across the top of the head. He rubbed it. “I’m not shitting you,” he said. “That’s the only name I know.”
“Too bad.” Rohan’s voice was cold.
“Bad for you.” Elliot pulled a switchblade out of his pocket, flicking it open. “We’re done.”
Rohan laughed, but it was dark and held no hint of humor. He disarmed Elliot in a flash, dancing the blade over his knuckles while the kid was still gaping at him. “Not ’til I say so. How do we find him?”
Elliot swallowed and stepped back from Rohan. “I’m waaay too lowly to be allowed in his presence. I deal with middle management.”
“Great.” Rohan flipped the knife into his hand, blade casually pointed at Elliot. “Describe this middle man and where we can find him.”
“That’s sexist,” Elliot said. “He’s a she.” He threw me a chin nod, like he’d just earned some level of solidarity with me.
“Hashtag feminism.” Idiot.
Five minutes later, Rohan released Elliot with a promise that if he continued dealing, their next meeting wouldn’t go so well.
“Do I get my blade back?” Elliot held out his hand.
Rohan smirked. “You wanna take it from me?”
Elliot fled.
Ro snapped the blade in half. “What a piece of shit. Guaranteed that kid would have stabbed himself with it.”
Our middle woman, Aida, was a wreta, a demon with a crescent-shaped birthmark that was most likely the same wreta we’d met back when we were tracking Asmodeus. She’d been close to killing off some poor guy thanks to this highly addictive hallucinatory secretion of hers. I doubted her discharge was the basis for Sweet Tooth, but there were plenty of other crimes she could answer for.
Since this demon liked to come out at night, we had a few hours to kill.
I threaded my arm through Rohan’s. “Come with me.”
“Where?”
I pointed up at the roller coaster visible from the skatepark. “It’s one of the few remaining wooden coasters in the world. You shouldn’t miss it while you’re here.”
“Okay.” Not exactly the “I’ll be around for ages and we can ride it any time” answer I’d been hoping for.
We cut through the gardens, looping around to Playland’s colorful front gates.
“Where’s the diamond?” Ro asked.
“Locked up tight in the trunk.” We’d give it to Rabbi Abrams to dispose of.
We agreed that we needed to learn if this witch or group of witches involved in binding demons was being coerced by the Brotherhood or acting of their own free will. Given the Rasha fingerprint on the metal spine that had been used to modify the gogotas that had attacked us in Prague, there was definitely a connection with our organization.
The line-up for the coaster was fiendishly long, and we couldn’t exactly discuss demons and secret societies, which was fine by me. I continued paying up the bet I’d recently lost, and recounted more of the fanfic I’d written about Ro’s band, while forced to listen to all the factual details I’d gotten incorrect. He delivered them in the driest, most professorial tone imaginable, with his editorials on the sex scenes particularly hilarious. The time flew by, and soon we were safely ensconced in the front seat of the car.
Though in Ro’s opinion, “safely” may have been a bit of a stretch. He tugged on the slender metal bar across us, the only thing keeping us from cannonballing out of the coaster. “It’s not even flush against us.” He shot me a suspicious glare. “Is this going to be like that damned mini-train in Prague?”
I snickered. The car moved forward, clacking against the wooden rails in a familiar rhythm. Slowly, it bumped its way up the first big incline, taking us higher and higher above the park. Riders on the swings flew out as if to greet us, while The Beast ride soared and dipped by our heads.
I flung my hands in the air as the car paused on the precipice. It hurtled down the tracks and I screamed, wind streaming over me. My body half-pitched over the bar, my stomach dropped into my toes, and my ass lifted off of the seat.
“Fuuuck!” Rohan gripped the safety bar, his eyes screwed closed, but his grin wide with glee.
Over and over, we climbed and plunged, every part of me bouncing and rattling. The coaster curved sideways and I slid into Rohan, jabbing his side with my hip bone.
I didn’t stop laughing until the coaster finally slowed with a jolt that snapped our heads back. I hopped out, pulling Rohan onto the platform with me. “Didja love it?”
“Not one bit,” he said, hustling me back to the start of the line.
We went three more times, until our bones clanked as badly as the coaster. I cracked my neck, inhaling axle grease and hot concrete, and pointed to a nearby trailer. “Now you may buy me mini donuts.”
“I’m gonna need a second job to feed you,” he groused.
We stepped up to the cash. “Two bags,” Ro said to the young employee. He glanced at me and added, “With extra cinnamon and sugar.”
I squeezed my boyfriend’s arm. “You’re working out just fine.”
We drove back separately that evening, Rohan beating me back to Demon Club. By the time I pulled in, he was already parked, sitting on the hood of his car, Skyping with someone.
“Your mom threw that shirt out years ago.”
I pulled up short at the Indian-accented man’s voice coming out of Ro’s phone.
Rohan clutched his T-shirt possessively. “She can keep thinking that.”
His dad laughed. “Coward. Are you coming home for the golf tournament?”
Another man, this one with a mild Irish accent chimed in. “We need you, son. Don’t leave me alone with Dev.”
“You can’t get enough of me, Liam,” his dad replied.
“You play golf?” I whispered. How many secret talents could one guy possibly have? Was this all rock stars or just Rohan being an over-achiever?
Rohan looked up from his phone. “Badly, under protest, and only for charity events.”
“Who’s that?” Dev said.
I pointed from myself to the house, trying to tiptoe away. Rohan grabbed my hand before I could escape, but I refused to be pulled into visual range.
“Nava,” Rohan said. That was a nice neutral answer, right? Nothing to tip off who I was to these people, when I had yet to meet anyone from his family because it was waaay tooo soon.
“The girlfriend!” his dad announced in glee. There was a chorus of “oooohs” from the men.
I ducked my head to hide my hot blush. Ro had told them about me?
“You’re embarrassing yourselves,” Rohan said. “Please stop.”
“Put her on,” Dev demanded.
Rohan laughed at my impersonatio
n of a fleeing cartoon character, legs pumping. He dropped an arm over my shoulders and pulled me in front of the screen.
I smoothed down my hair and waved at the camera. “Hi.”
“You’re even lovelier than your photo,” Dev said.
I blinked. Ro had sent a photo? “Thank you. I see where Rohan gets his good looks.” His dad, mid-fifties, was incredibly handsome with his twinkling brown eyes, nice biceps, and dark hair shot with gray at the temples.
My boy was going to age well.
Dev shook his head from side-to-side. “I’m generally considered the better looking of us.”
“In your dreams, old man,” Rohan said.
“I see it,” I said, nudging Ro’s hip with mine.
“You, I like,” Dev said. “Him, not so much.”
“It’s a pleasure to meet you as well, Liam,” I said to Ro’s godfather, and the source of his middle name.
Liam pressed a hand to his heart, cramming Dev to one side of the screen, a sliver of golf course visible behind them. “Ah, sure look it, she knows who I am. Nava, I too, have a son. A wonderful Irish boy with eyes like the Emerald Isle itself. He’s a doctor, working with the less fortunate.” He threw me a “what do you think?” wink and a nod.
I laughed, instantly taking to this man with his crazy shock of pale blond hair and smattering of freckles.
“Faith and Begorrah, but you’re slathering it on, Liam.” Rohan deadpanned in an Irish accent.
I grinned at him.
Onscreen, the two men nudged each other. “I like how she looks at the lad,” Liam said.
I screwed up my face, barely resisting the urge to hide behind my hair.
“Maya will be sorry she missed meeting you,” Dev said.
I praised all the gods and goddesses I could think of that I hadn’t gotten an impromptu first meeting with Rohan’s mom. That shit was going to require epic preparation. And possibly Ativan. Maya Mitra was one of my idols. An Indian-Jewish woman who’d smashed through the music industry boys’ club to become a top music producer. Whether being her only child’s girlfriend was going to make her less or more enthused about me remained to be seen.
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