by Lexi Hots
“We’ve got a cafeteria here?” Another female worker asked as they headed up some stairs out of the hardware assembly area; Ed thought about how much easier that would make getting back and forth between work and taking a lunch break, “That’s awesome!”
“Indeed it is. I enjoy eating here. I haven’t eaten elsewhere since I started working here.” Darla said as they walked down the hall, getting a whiff of the delicious food being cooked and it made Ed’s mouth water, “Mmm… that smells good. We have all sorts of food that gets cooked here daily and we even have a chef, but I don’t suggest talkin’ to him, he’s kind of an arse.”
Everyone chuckled as they walked into the cafeteria, finding the smell to be incredibly enticing and Ed couldn’t wait to take a lunch break to get something to eat from there yet thought about the peanut and butter sandwich he’d brought and planned on eating in his car. Darla led them into where all the food was served and stopped, smiling back at everyone as they grabbed something to eat for breakfast. Ed couldn’t help but notice that Darla had some pretty nice tits as he ate, fantasizing about her unbuttoning her blouse but stopped as he felt himself starting to get hard.
“Everyone ready to get to work?” Darla asked before she looked over at Ed, “I need to speak with you though.”
“Why him?” One of the other guys asked, somewhat glaring over at Ed as they asked; Ed noticed they were a fairly good looking guy and chuckled internally as he thought the guy was getting mad because the hot chick didn’t want to talk to him, “What’s so special about him?”
“He’s a software designer and analyst as well as a hardware designer.” Darla replied with a smile as she looked at the guy before she looked over at Ed and waved him over, “My computer’s been on the fritz and I need you to take a look at it. The maintenance man said he couldn’t figure it out either so I’m hopin’ that with your expertise you can.”
“I’ve sorted a lot of bugs out of computers in my day.” Ed said, somewhat intentionally to show up the guy that Ed just knew was the kind of jock in high school who used to pick on him for his nerdy love for computers yet was now trying to break into the industry; as he and Darla walked off Ed just casually looked around and did his best not to look at Darla yet also tried to make it not look obvious, “This place is pretty amazing.”
“I’m glad ya like it for the price I hired ya for. That was one hell of a biddin’ war for ya. Your experience is quite desirable.” Darla said as she smiled over at Ed and got Ed to both look at her and chuckle but he quickly looked away as his shyness overpowered him.
“Make. Eye. Contact!” Ed yelled at himself in his head yet he just kept looking forward while following Darla, “So what’s the problem with your computer Mrs. O’Grady?”
“Oh, it’s miss O’Grady.” Darla said as she looked over at Ed with a seductive look but Ed figured he was reading too much into it and just nodded as if he was oblivious to her possible flirt, not wanting to think she was flirting and be wrong, “And you can call me Darla. Everyone’s on a first name basis here, yet we don’t forget that there is a hierarchy. I just think it brings us all closer as a whole if we call each other by our first names. The hierarchy seems to be built on mutual respect that way rather than fear. As for my computer, it’s been acting weird. I go to open a program and it’ll open several others and before I know it my screen’s full of programs yet when I try to close out of them they restart.”
“Sounds like a bug for sure, maybe some malware.” Ed replied, unaware that Darla was flirting with him, or the fact that she found his American accent to be sexy yet nowhere near as sexy as his nerdiness.
“I’m glad you’re so experienced.” Darla said as they walked into her office and felt an immediate wave of cool air from Darla’s AC unit before she turned quickly, intentionally swiping her breasts along Ed’s shoulder as she turned to her coat rack.
“Oop… whoops, I’m sorry I didn’t know.” Ed said, stammering a little bit as the thought of how it felt to feel Darla’s breasts press against his shoulder even for the slightest moment and full on choked up as Darla slipped off her jacket and hung it up.
“It’s important to be comfortable at work so you can be as productive as possible.” Darla said as she walked around her desk and stood by her chair before she looked back at Ed; he suddenly started walking around the desk over to her, feeling quite nervous and focused on controlling his eyes as he didn’t want to look directly at Darla’s busty chest especially right in front of her, “You can take a seat. I’m sure it’ll be more comfortable.”
“Where are yougonna sit?” Ed said before he realized just how what he said could be taken yet sat down and acted like it never happened.
“On you.” He imagined her say before switching it up, “On your face.”
“I’ve gotta do my rounds and make sure everyone’s havin’ a good day, but I’ll be back in a half hour tops. Hopefully you’ll be able to figure it out.” Darla said before she walked back around her table, bumping over a cup of pens with her sexy hips along the way; she stopped and bent over to pick them up and Ed couldn’t help but look over, seeing her pussy covered by her underwear and felt himself get a chubby yet this time didn’t fight it, knowing nobody would see him and kept checking out her naked ass and realized she was wearing a thong, which made him get even harder yet he looked back at the monitor as Darla stood up.
“Damn hips, always knockin’ stuff over.” Darla said with a chuckle, getting a chuckle back from Ed as she walked away but his laugh was more nervous than anything.
“Holy shit is she hot.” Ed thought as he watched her ass walking away down the transparent door to her office before until she got out of view before he started working on her computer.
Chapter Two
“How’s it lookin?” Darla asked as she walked back into her office and smiled at Ed, making his heart skip a beat as an uncontrollable smile stretched across his face.
“Sexy as fuck.” Ed thought before he cleared his throat and spoke, “This computer definitely has some bugs, and a lot of them. It seems some malware got in here and just started infecting everything it could. It’ll take some time but I can restore everything to how it was… yesterday at eight at night.”
“When I logged off and went home, good. Then I won’t lose everything. You were worth every penny.” Darla said as she pulled her jacket off slowly, yet casually at the same time, again making Ed wonder if she was intentionally trying to be sexy; she walked back over to her desk and sat on it as she looked over at her monitor, her legs well within reach and Ed felt a powerful urge to lay her back on her desk and go to town but didn’t move on it even in the slightest before Darla put her hands down on her desk and hit a button, causing the transparent door to turn opaque, “Whoops.”
“Is she… tryin to fuck me!?” Ed thought as he clicked away at her computer yet imagined himself standing up, spreading Darla’s legs and easing his cock into her, fully well knowing she could get her thong off without taking her sexy skirt off, or at least move it to the side, “That’s, uh, pretty cool… The door.”
“Yeah, we actually developed that here.” Darla said as she looked at the door, giving Ed a chance to look at her busty chest; Darla pulled her hands up and knocked a stapler off her desk and it landed at Ed’s feet.
“Clumsy, huh?” Ed asked as he leaned back and started reaching down for the stapler but Darla slid off her desk, cutting him off as her pussy was only inches away before she knelt down.
“I’ve got it, you keep fixing my computer.” Darla said as she got on her knees, making Ed regret letting himself get a boner and feared she would see it as she reached over towards his feet yet couldn’t quite reach it; Darla leaned in a bit more and her head hovered over Ed’s crotch for a moment before she snagged the stapler and stood up, “There we go. Darn thing didn’t wanna come.”
“Oh, it does too.” Ed thought, nearly cumming in his pants then and there as Darla stood beside him looking at the monitor whi
le Ed continued debugging for her yet couldn’t get himself to make any sort of reply to what she’d said, choking up completely out of shyness as well as fear of losing his job, thinking maybe she didn’t mean any of the stuff she’d done sexually and if he took it that way she could fire him.
“You’re fairly quick with your fingers.” Darla said as she looked at Ed start typing away in the command prompt; as Ed typed he couldn’t help but think about fingering Darla, fluttering his finger up and down between her pussy lips rapidly, “That’s the fastest typing here I bet.”
“I didn’t get out much and spent a lot of my time on a computer either coding, building software, editing or physically building the hardware.” Ed said, glancing over at Darla with a smile while explaining a bit about his past in an attempt to somewhat keep the conversation going as he wondered if Darla had purposely been using innuendos and being flirty; as Ed started thinking about Darla’s head being only inches away from his dick he started getting a boner again and he was unaware that Darla had noticed.
“You ever go camping? I find it relaxing.” Darla said as she walked over to the window and looked out, leaving her back to Ed purposely so he could check her out, knowing he was attracted to her from him getting hard and couldn’t help but want him; she’d always loved the geeky guys who’d barely ever got laid, if ever, because she found their shyness cute, not to mention the fact that Ed was fairly attractive.
“Camping?” Ed asked with a chuckle before he realized he was pitching a tent and had to focus on keeping his eyes from widening as he realized Darla noticed; Ed tried his best to fake like nothing had happened while checking Darla’s ass out, imagining bending her over the bookshelf she was standing against and railing her from behind yet looked away as he felt his boner throb and had to stifle a groan, nearly cumming in his pants again, “I, uh, I can’t say as though I’ve ever even been camping. Nature isn’t my thing.”
“Damn, nothing I say gets him to flirt back!” Darla thought as she looked out the window, thinking about purposely knocking over some pens again while also trying to think up another innuendo she could use to try to steer the conversation towards a more flirty back and forth exchange; Darla turned back around and actually caught Ed looking at her before he quickly looked away, making Darla smile as she walked up to the desk, “The view’s nice from that window, isn’t it?”
“Yeah, definitely a nice view.” Ed managed to say, feeling his heart pound with anxiety and fear as he continued debugging Darla’s computer, “Looks like your computer is almost cleaned up. Just a few more things and I’ll have this sucker in near mint condition.”
“Thank you, so much. It’s been acting so strange lately.” Darla said as she stood up and leaned in towards the monitor to watch what Ed was doing, brushing her breasts against his shoulder again and that time Ed thought that she’d done it on purpose for sure and wanted to motorboat her so badly as her tits hung right next to his face but didn’t; Darla grabbed the mouse and opened a program, seeing that it opened the right one and smiled before she closed right out of it, “Awesome, thank you again.”
“That couldn’t have been all you hired me for. There’s no way your maintenance guy knows what he’s doing if he couldn’t have figured that out. It was just a tangled mess, but it wasn’t impossible.” Ed said with a chuckle as he sat in the chair trying his best to get his boner to go away but looking at Darla made that incredibly difficult.
“Well, your expertise is quite useful around here. You’re basically already the manager for both sides of Gigacorp because of your skill set. Nobody else here can do both, let alone at the level that you can. My maintenance guy, Bruce, he does know what he’s doing but he’s got a lot of work to do.”
“Shouldn’t your computer be top priority?” Ed asked, having no idea how much it made him more attractive to Darla, nor how much she wanted to jump on his obvious boner right then and there, “I mean, if your computer isn’t running then it’s gonna cause a lag in the flow of orders. It should be top priority.”
“Well I’m glad someone understands how that works.” Darla said with slightly wider eyes as she fought off the urge to start flirting with him, wanting Ed, but she wanted Ed to give it to her.
“How can’t they understand that? If the leader’s unable to give commands then there’s a delay, a lag, and it makes the overall flow slower… I just can’t explain it any simpler than that.” Ed said, stammering a bit as he spoke, “I just don’t get it.”
“You have no idea how much of a relief it is for someone to understand that. I like how you put that too, a flow. I was tryin’ to explain it by saying the company was the plant and us working together fluently was the water.” Darla said, seeing the look in Ed’s eyes as he rolled his head back and nodded forward and knew he really did understand her, “It’s about lunchtime. C’mon, lunch is on me for a job well done. I kinda can’t wait to get on my computer after lunch and not have to deal with a hundred bugs. Haha!”
“A hundred? Try almost two thousand.” Ed said with a smile on his face as he was finally able to stand up and started walking with Darla towards the door, “That malware was quite infectious.”
“Wow, that was a lot more than I thought there was.” Darla said, wanting to give Ed an extra special treat for it and slapped his ass as they walked out of her office, “Good job.”
“You like sports?” Ed asked, completely missing the sexual side of it, but it was because he wouldn’t let himself read into it that far, still thinking he was wrong, despite all the evidence to the contrary, “I don’t like sports personally, but I know spanking is how football players say good job.”
“Yeah… sports!” Darla said with a quite obvious sarcastic tone which made Ed realize she had just spanked him flirtatiously and his heart started racing but he acted casual while they continued walking down the hall towards the cafeteria, “So, what do yawanna eat? We’ve got everything.”
“Steak and egg burrito sounds delicious.” Ed replied without hesitation, “I eat those things a lot.”
“We’ve got them, they are good.” Darla replied as they walked, wishing he would spank her as they went.
The rest of the day went fairly quickly for Ed, but unfortunately, to him, he didn’t see Darla again for the rest of the day. After work he walked out and sat in his car, completely dumbfounded that he’d gotten lucky enough to have such a phenomenally gorgeous boss who actually seemed to be into him. He started his car up and drove off as he thought about Darla and everything he wished he could do to her.
“C’mon man, you can do this. Ask her what she’s doin’ after work tomorrow, ask her what she’s doin’ after work tomorrow…” Ed said as he drove, talking to himself to try to hype himself up to ask Darla on a date but could already feel himself getting panicked about it and grimaced, fairly certain he would freeze up and not say anything about it when the time came, like always, “Dude, you man up and ask her on a date or I’m gonna punch you in the balls… Shit I won’t do that either… Damn it!!”
Chapter Three
The next day Ed was excited to get to work, excited to see the babe he worked for again as well as get to work with computers all day. He had looked into where he was rank wise and found that Darla hadn’t been kidding and that he was the manager of both the software and hardware sides of the company. There was only one other person above him and that was Darla herself, making Ed feel special in the company, yet he didn’t feel better than anyone else. He loved the atmosphere there at Gigacorp and how welcoming it was. Everyone there treated each other like old friends and when there were disagreements they were talked through instead of argued about.
“There’s Ed. Hey, my computer went down on me last night just before we clocked out.” One of the female hires asked, making Ed’s eyes widen a bit and wonder if chicks just said things like that without realizing it or if he was getting hit on as he walked through the door, having never ever experienced that or expected to.
“What
, did it just shut off on ya?” Ed asked, genuinely not knowing what she’d said as he glanced down at her name tag and saw her name was Erica.
“Get a good view?” She asked with a chuckle as they walked, making Ed realize she thought he’d just blatantly looked at her tits and it made him nervous yet the way she was reacting seemed like she liked it; for the first time in his life Ed felt like women were attracted to him but didn’t want to even let himself start believing that in the slightest from past bad experiences of doing just that.
“I was honestly lookin’ at your name tag.” Ed replied with a chuckle as they walked into Erica’s cubicle; Erica walked ahead of him and Ed’s eyes shifted down, checking out her ass and found it to be nice, but not nearly as nice as Darla’s sexy ass.
“But yeah, it just shut off on me. I did try to restart it but it just came up to…” Erica said as she booted her computer up and pointed at the screen, “that.”
“Safe mode.” Ed said before he leaned in and clicked on the keyboard a few times before her computer restarted properly, “Done. Just like that.”
“What? Really?” Erica asked as she looked at Ed with a shocked expression.
“Yeah, it’s not difficult really. Just gotta know how to open the command prompt and what to type in. I might come by a little later and do a bug sweep on your computer just to make sure there aren’t any.” Ed said as he took a few steps away, planning on making his way around the entire building seeing if anyone needed his help.