The Tale of Despereaux

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by Kate DiCamillo


  Mig did not wave back; instead, she stood and watched, open-mouthed, as the perfect, beautiful family passed her by.

  “Papa,” called the princess to the king, “what is wrong with the girl? She will not wave to me.”

  “Never mind,” said the king. “It is of no consequence, my dear.”

  “But I am a princess. And I waved to her. She should wave back.”

  Mig, for her part, continued to stare. Looking at the royal family had awakened some deep and slumbering need in her; it was as if a small candle had been lit in her interior, sparked to life by the brilliance of the king and the queen and the princess.

  For the first time in her life, reader, Mig hoped.

  And hope is like love . . . a ridiculous, wonderful, powerful thing.

  Mig tried to name this strange emotion; she put a hand up to touch one of her aching ears, and she realized that the feeling she was experiencing, the hope blooming inside of her, felt exactly the opposite of a good clout.

  She smiled and took her hand away from her ear. She waved to the princess. “Today is my birthday!” Mig called out.

  But the king and the queen and the princess were by now too far away to hear her.

  “Today,” shouted Mig, “I am seven years old!”

  THAT NIGHT, in the small, dark hut that she shared with Uncle and the sheep, Mig tried to speak of what she had seen.

  “Uncle?” she said.

  “Eh?”

  “I saw some human stars today.”

  “How’s that?”

  “I saw them all glittering and glowing, and there was a little princess wearing her own crown and riding on a little white, tippy-toed horse.”

  “What are ye going on about?” said Uncle.

  “I saw a king and a queen and a itty-bitty princess,” shouted Mig.

  “So?” shouted Uncle back.

  “I would like . . .,” said Mig shyly. “I wish to be one of them princesses.”

  “Har,” laughed Uncle. “Har. An ugly, dumb thing like you? You ain’t even worth the enormous lot I paid for you. Don’t I wish every night that I had back that good hen and that red tablecloth in place of you?”

  He did not wait for Mig to guess the answer to this question. “I do,” he said. “I wish it every night. That tablecloth was the color of blood. That hen could lay eggs like nobody’s business.”

  “I want to be a princess,” said Mig. “I want to wear a crown.”

  “A crown.” Uncle laughed. “She wants to wear a crown.” He laughed harder. He took the empty kettle and put it atop his head. “Look at me,” he said. “I’m a king. See my crown? I’m a king just like I always wanted to be. I’m a king because I want to be one.”

  He danced around the hut with the kettle on his head. He laughed until he cried. And then he stopped dancing and took the kettle from his head and looked at Mig and said, “Do ye want a good clout to the ear for such nonsense?”

  “No, thank you, Uncle,” said Mig.

  But she got one anyway.

  “Look here,” said Uncle after the clout had been delivered. “We will hear no more talk of princesses. Besides, who ever asked you what you wanted in this world, girl?”

  The answer to that question, reader, as you well know, was absolutely no one.

  YEARS PASSED. Mig spent them scrubbing the kettle and tending the sheep and cleaning the hut and collecting innumerable, uncountable, extremely painful clouts to the ear. In the evening, spring or winter, summer or fall, Mig stood in the field as the sun set, hoping that the royal family would pass before her again.

  “Gor, I would like to see that little princess another time, wouldn’t I? And her little pony, too, with his tippy-toed feet.” This hope, this wish, that she would see the princess again, was lodged deep in Mig’s heart; lodged firmly right next to it was the hope that she, Miggery Sow, could someday become a princess herself.

  The first of Mig’s wishes was granted, in a roundabout way, when King Phillip outlawed soup. The king’s men were sent out to deliver the grim news and to collect from the people of the Kingdom of Dor their kettles, their spoons, and their bowls.

  Reader, you know exactly how and why this law came to pass, so you would not be as surprised as Uncle was when, one Sunday, a soldier of the king knocked on the door of the hut that Mig and Uncle and the sheep shared and announced that soup was against the law.

  “How’s that?” said Uncle.

  “By royal order of King Phillip,” repeated the soldier, “I am sent here to tell you that soup has been outlawed in the Kingdom of Dor. You will, by order of the king, never again consume soup. Nor will you think of it or talk about it. And I, as one of the king’s loyal servants, am here to take from you your spoons, your kettle, and your bowls.”

  “But that can’t be,” said Uncle.

  “Nevertheless. It is.”

  “What’ll we eat? And what’ll we eat it with?”

  “Cake,” suggested the soldier, “with a fork.”

  “And wouldn’t that be lovely,” said Uncle, “if we could afford to eat cake.”

  The soldier shrugged. “I am only doing my duty. Please hand over your spoons, your bowls, and your kettle.”

  Uncle grabbed hold of his beard. He let go of his beard and grabbed the hair on his head. “Unbelievable!” he shouted. “I suppose next the king will be wanting my sheep and my girl, seeing as those are the only possessions I have left.”

  “Do you own a girl?” said the soldier.

  “I do,” said Uncle. “A worthless one, but still, she is mine.”

  “Ah,” said the soldier, “that, I am afraid, is against the law, too; no human may own another in the Kingdom of Dor.”

  “But I paid for her fair and square with a good laying hen and a handful of cigarettes and a blood-red tablecloth.”

  “No matter,” said the soldier, “it is against the law to own another. Now, you will hand over to me, if you please, your spoons, your bowls, your kettle, and your girl. Or if you choose not to hand over these things, then you will come with me to be imprisoned in the castle dungeon. Which will it be?”

  And that is how Miggery Sow came to be sitting in a wagon full of soup-related items, next to a soldier of the king.

  “Do you have parents?” said the soldier. “I will return you to them.”

  “Eh?”

  “A ma?” shouted the soldier.

  “Dead!” said Mig.

  “Your pa?” shouted the soldier.

  “I ain’t seen him since he sold me.”

  “Right. I’ll take you to the castle then.”

  “Gor,” said Mig, looking around the wagon in confusion. “You want me to paddle?”

  “To the castle!” shouted the soldier. “I’ll take you to the castle.”

  “The castle? Where the itty-bitty princess lives?”

  “That’s right.”

  “Gor,” said Mig, “I aim to be a princess, too, someday.”

  “That’s a fine dream,” said the soldier. He clucked to the horse and tapped the reins and they took off.

  “I’m happy to be going,” said Mig, putting a hand up and gently touching one of her cauliflower ears.

  “Might just as well be happy, seeing as it doesn’t make a difference to anyone but you if you are or not,” said the soldier. “We will take you to the castle and they will set you up fine. You no longer will be a slave. You will be a paid servant.”

  “Eh?” said Mig.

  “You will be a servant!” shouted the soldier. “Not a slave!”

  “Gor!” said Mig, satisfied. “A servant I will be, not a slave.”

  She was twelve years old. Her mother was dead. Her father had sold her. Her Uncle, who wasn’t her uncle at all, had clouted her until she was almost deaf. And she wanted, more than anything in the world, to be a little princess wearing a golden crown and riding a high-stepping white horse.

  Reader, do you think that it is a terrible thing to hope when there is really no reason to hop
e at all? Or is it (as the soldier said about happiness) something that you might just as well do, since, in the end, it really makes no difference to anyone but you?

  MIGGERY SOW’S LUCK CONTINUED. On her first day on the job as a castle servant, she was sent to deliver a spool of red thread to the princess.

  “Mind,” said the head of the serving staff, a dour woman named Louise, “she is royalty, so you must make sure you curtsy.”

  “How’s that?” shouted Mig.

  “You must curtsy!” shouted Louise.

  “Gor,” said Mig, “yes’m.”

  She took the spool of thread from Louise and made her way up the golden stairs to the princess’s room, talking to herself as she went.

  “Here I am, off to see the princess. Me, Miggery Sow, seeing the princess up close and personal-like. And first off, I must cursy because she is the royalty.”

  At the door to the princess’s room, Mig had a sudden crisis of confidence. She stood a moment, clutching the spool of thread and muttering to herself.

  “Now, how did that go?” she said. “Give the princess the thread and then give her a cursy? No, no, first the cursy and then the thread. That’s it. Gor, that’s right, that’s the order. Start with the cursy and finish with the thread.”

  She knocked at the princess’s door.

  “Enter,” said the Pea.

  Mig, hearing nothing, knocked again.

  “Enter,” said the Pea.

  And Mig, still hearing nothing, knocked yet again. “Maybe,” she said to herself, “the princess ain’t to home.”

  But then the door was flung wide and there was the princess herself, staring right at Miggery Sow.

  “Gor,” said Mig, her mouth hanging open.

  “Hello,” said the Pea. “Are you the new serving maid? Have you brought me my thread?”

  “Cursy I must!” shouted Mig.

  She gathered her skirts, dropped the spool of thread, stuck a foot out, and stepped on the spool, rocked back and forth for what seemed like quite a long time (both to the watching princess and the rocking Mig), and finally fell to the floor with a Miggish thud.

  “Whoopsie,” said Miggery Sow.

  The Pea could not help it — she laughed. “That’s all right,” she said to Mig, shaking her head. “It’s the spirit of the thing that counts.”

  “How’s that?” shouted Mig.

  “It’s the spirit of the thing that counts!” shouted Pea.

  “Thank you, miss,” said Mig. She got slowly to her feet. She looked at the princess. She looked down at the floor. “First the cursy and then the thread,” Mig muttered.

  “Pardon?” said the Pea.

  “Gor!” said Mig. “The thread!” She dropped to her hands and knees to locate the spool of thread; when she found it, she stood back up and offered it to Pea. “I brought you yer thread, didn’t I?”

  “Lovely,” said the princess as she took the thread from Mig. “Thank you so much. I cannot seem to hold on to a spool of red thread. Every one I have disappears somehow.”

  “Are you making a thing?” asked Mig, squinting at the cloth in the Pea’s hand.

  “I am making a history of the world, my world,” said the Pea, “in tapestry. See? Here is my father, the king. And he is playing the guitar because that is something he loves to do and does quite well. And here is my mother, the queen, and she is eating soup because she loved soup.”

  “Soup! Gor! That’s against the law.”

  “Yes,” said the princess, “my father outlawed it because my mother died while she was eating it.”

  “Your ma’s dead?”

  “Yes,” said the Pea. “She died just last month.” She bit her bottom lip to stop it from trembling.

  “Ain’t that the thing?” said Mig. “My ma is dead, too.”

  “How old were you when she died?”

  “Bold was I?” said Mig, taking a step back, away from the princess. “I’m sorry, then.”

  “No, no, how old. How old were you?” shouted the Pea.

  “Not but six,” said Mig.

  “I’m sorry,” said the princess. She gave Mig a quick, deep look of sympathy. “How old are you now?”

  “Twelve years.”

  “So am I,” said the princess. “We’re the same age. What is your name?” she shouted.

  “Miggery. Miggery Sow, but most just calls me Mig. And I saw you once before, Princess. You passed me by on a little white horse. On my birthday, it was, and I was in the field with Uncle’s sheep and it was sunset time.”

  “Did I wave to you?” asked the princess.

  “Eh?”

  “Did I wave?” shouted the Pea.

  “Yes,” nodded Mig.

  “But you didn’t wave back,” said the princess.

  “I did,” said Mig. “Only you didn’t see. Someday, I will sit on a little white horse and wear a crown and wave. Someday,” said Mig, and she put up a hand to touch her left ear, “I will be a princess, too.”

  “Really?” said the Pea. And she gave Mig another quick, deep look, but said nothing else.

  When Mig finally made her way back down the golden stairs, Louise was waiting for her.

  “How long,” she roared, “did it take you to deliver a spool of thread to the princess?”

  “Too long?” guessed Mig.

  “That’s right,” said Louise. And she gave Mig a good clout to the ear. “You are not destined to be one of our star servants. That is already abundantly clear.”

  “No, ma’am,” said Mig. “That’s all right, though, because I aim to be a princess.”

  “You? A princess? Don’t make me laugh.”

  This, reader, was a little joke on Louise’s part, as she was not a person who laughed. Ever. Not even at a notion as ridiculous as Miggery Sow becoming a princess.

  AT THE CASTLE, for the first time in her young life, Mig had enough to eat. And eat she did. She quickly became plump and then plumper still. She grew rounder and rounder and bigger and bigger. Only her head stayed small.

  Reader, as the teller of this tale, it is my duty from time to time to utter some hard and rather disagreeable truths. In the spirit of honesty, then, I must inform you that Mig was the tiniest bit lazy. And, too, she was not the sharpest knife in the drawer. That is, she was a bit slow-witted.

  Because of these shortcomings, Louise was hard-pressed to find a job that Miggery Sow could effectively perform. In quick succession, Mig failed as a lady in waiting (she was caught trying on the gown of a visiting duchess), a seamstress (she sewed the cloak of the riding master to her own frock and ruined both), and as a chambermaid (sent to clean a room, she stood, open-mouthed and delighted, admiring the gold walls and floors and tapestries, exclaiming over and over again, “Gor, ain’t it pretty? Gor, ain’t it something, then?” and did no cleaning at all).

  And while Mig was trying and failing at these many domestic chores, other important things were happening in the castle: The rat, in the dungeon below, was pacing and muttering in the darkness, waiting to take his revenge on the princess. And upstairs in the castle, the princess had met a mouse. And the mouse had fallen in love with her.

  Will there be consequences? You bet.

  Just as Mig’s inability to perform any job well had its consequences. For, finally, as a last resort, Louise sent Mig to the kitchen, where Cook had a reputation for dealing effectively with difficult help. In Cook’s kitchen, Mig dropped eggshells in the pound cake batter; she scrubbed the kitchen floor with cooking oil instead of cleanser; she sneezed directly on the king’s pork chop moments before it was to be served to him.

  “Of all the good-for-nothings I have encountered,” shouted Cook, “surely you are the worst, the most cauliflower-eared, the good-for-nothing-est. There’s only one place left for you. The dungeon.”

  “Eh?” said Mig, cupping a hand around her ear.

  “You are being sent to the dungeon. You are to take the jailer his noonday meal. That will be your duty from now on.”
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br />   Reader, you know that the mice of the castle feared the dungeon. Must I tell you that the humans feared it, too? Certainly it was never far from their thoughts. In the warm months, a foul odor rose out of its dark depths and permeated the whole of the castle. And in the still, cold nights of winter, terrible howls issued from the dark place, as if the castle itself were weeping and moaning.

  “It’s only the wind,” the people of the castle assured each other, “nothing but the wind.”

  Many a serving girl had been sent to the dungeon bearing the jailer’s meal only to return white-faced and weeping, hands trembling, teeth chattering, insisting that they would never go back. And worse, there were whispered stories of those servant girls who had been given the job of feeding the jailer, who had gone down the stairs and into the dungeon, and who had never been seen or heard from again.

  Do you believe that this will be Mig’s fate?

  Gor! I hope not. What kind of a story would this be without Mig?

  “Listen, you cauliflower-eared fool!” shouted Cook. “This is what you do. You take the tray of food down to the dungeon and you wait for the old man to eat the food and then you bring the tray back up. Do you think that you can manage that?”

  “Aye, I reckon so,” said Mig. “I take the old man the tray and he eats what’s on it and then I bring the tray back up. Empty it would be, then. I bring the empty tray back up from the deep downs.”

  “That’s right,” said Cook. “Seems simple, don’t it? But I’m sure you’ll find a way to bungle it.”

  “Eh?” said Mig.

  “Nothing,” said Cook. “Good luck to you. You’ll be needing it.”

  She watched as Mig descended the dungeon stairs. They were the very same stairs, reader, that the mouse Despereaux had been pushed down the day before. Unlike the mouse, however, Mig had a light: on the tray with the food, there was a single, flickering candle to show her the way. She turned on the stairs and looked back at Cook and smiled.

  “That cauliflower-eared, good-for-nothing fool,” said Cook, shaking her head. “What’s to become of someone who goes into the dungeon smiling, I ask you?”

 

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